we have a history of taking pranks too far let’s talk about that I’m Jeremiah from Kodiak Alaska good mythical morning [Music] this episode was brought to you by catalyst calm that’s the guys with the goods including this remote control black widow spider it’s not real its remote control it was filthy it’s very filthy scare the kids later on alright guys thanks for joining us today if you haven’t submitted your super note it’s still very early thanking for the early contributors vile thing mythical beast I’d like to get an early surge so watch yesterday’s video and make your super no response we can do this now today we want to talk about some pranks that we pulled in the past why do we want to talk about it today why today Rhett tell him why because it is national prank day no reason I just thought it will be fun to talk about it I was thinking about it now we want to preface these three prank stories just by saying that we’re not condoning our actions this is a disclaimer just a disclaimer and is that what I just said yeah I’m just asking I didn’t say proclaim it you’re making a disclaimer yeah you’re saying that don’t do what we did just laugh at the stories about it yeah instead of doing and learn from it okay I don’t know what it is about crap that it just seems to be the perfect ingredient for taking a prank too far but that’s that that’s where we’re going – okay so many things you can do with it you can let it go down the toilet you can build like a hut out of it or you can prank somebody with yeah you can okay this is what juniors senior year in high school it was a group of my friends I know Joey Smith was there I know that Chris garner was there we had a couple of cars we went to Sarah John’s house to meet up with all the girls who were our friends and they thought it would be funny we went up to the door you remember this I went out to the door and they wouldn’t let us in yeah hey okay let us in it was funny for a couple of seconds but maybe it got old he got all pretty quick in a couple minutes past and then like half an hour passed and I mean we got in the car and we acted like we left did we not well and I just remember you were like listen I got to use the bathroom I’ve got to use the bathroom cuz this is the whole impetus it what but it didn’t start with the prank it’s a prank idea it’s starting of course not you need it to defecate legit you needed to be on Africa Bali we’re in the country and there’s no other houses anywhere around there by oh but there is a school bus parked beside Sarah John’s house which I think our mom’s you apparently somebody had a Tupperware container remember it was crying it was flying it was about that big and you were light atop listen I’m just gonna go daughter’s Tupperware a container next to the bus I was like okay I was crazy so then you come first of all let me say it is not easy to crap in a Tupperware container squatting behind your school bus I don’t know if you’ve ever tried that but it ain’t easy I mean it takes special talent so career to get me we got to get through these first two fast to get to the big kahuna a team I put a put it in the box and then we put it under the front seat of the car and Amber’s car Amber’s car and then we went and hit and then finally they decide to come out we’re hiding behind the school bus and the wood pile back there and then also they come out and they all get in the car and they’re like okay that you know they thought we were gone because we moved the cars they were gonna try to remember they got in the car and instantly got out the car and they’re all checking their shoes like Oh somebody’s been crap and then they go back inside it took him like seven minutes to figure out it was really satisfying seeing him hop right back out and check there and then eventually they literally aah and they pull out this Tupperware thing and throw it on the ground actually they didn’t throw it on the ground they picked it up and they put it they threw it in Joey Smith’s Chrysler LeBaron well it’s his fault for driving a convertible I put it in his front seat that is dumped it in the front seat I mean this girl’s will do that you know you prank them and you did it in a nice Tupperware thing and then come and just dump it on your friend taking it too far they’re the ones who took it so that was the beginning of this whole poop prank thing and then a couple years later in college Brookes an was a good friend of ours and you know all the girls that live there we ended up getting into some prank war with them yeah they start and I remember one time we came outside and Greg’s car our roommate his car was covered in lunch meat yeah cuz they thought that was funny cold-cut car so it was a day or two later they had a party and I said have you heard about the double decker that’s oh you haven’t huh that’s when you go to the bathroom but instead of crapping in the pot you crap in the tank and the tank you take the top of the tank off you take a deuce in there and then you put the top back on and what happens is they repeatedly flush the toilet it smells like somebody has taken a crap and they’re like what is going on I can’t get rid of this smell let me tell you so we had a little party it is a good prank I will we go over there and I just I remember it was a group of guys but the funny thing is we were so not suave about it we just go in there and we’re like we got to use the bathroom in Brooke sans room and we’re like we all got to do it right now we all have to well we didn’t we went in one at a time in sequence but let me tell you I pump it up like a like a camper you can I go I just got it there and I was like this is the top of the tank you’re not supposed to do that she’s not happy yeah you’re like sitting up there your feet are on that on this on the well at me I just straddle the hose you thought you thought squatting behind a school bus and crapping in a Tupperware was tough try crapping on the natural portion of the toilet it is well it sounds like walking in on like a person who’s just been tain for the wild nobody walked in but I mean a couple of us got a little little bit of the floaty out little floaties up this you never mentioned anything about never mention anything about it we ended up I mean you know what pranks failed when a few weeks later you have to ask so did you did you smell your toilet yeah so after that they did something else back to us though of course they in the process and I just remember that a cup race hadn’t happened for a while all was quiet quiet on the prank front and then we found out that Brooks and is really good friends who we were kind good friends were with we’re having a really like into the Year party and it was like a nice party like they were asking people to dress up they like sent out invitations remember thanks part they said dress like semi-formal and what we’re not we’re not going when they’re like good food and we’re gonna have like this nice little spread your slay this is college what are you doing this for right okay what are we crap we’re crap on the top of toilets you think we’re gonna dress up to come to a party so we were not good we did not go we were not going we shunned him we were we were hanging out being cool hey we’re cool was just us five guys like Scott yeah we’re just like point out met new Kirk’s apartment and then it of course we get bored we’re not a party we’re not dressed up we’re not eating nice food we’re just sit around looking at each other like losers eating Doritos and then so we start telling the story about the first one we told you the high school story we start telling our college for is about that one about crapping in the Tupperware container and then I remember somebody I’m not gonna mention any names of whose idea was Tim yeah let’s see I think Tim said hey Timothy we should do that tonight so we each take turns going into the bathroom crapping into another Tupperware container now I will say I didn’t do this I remember it was you Tim Greg and Matt hard just because you couldn’t make poo and a Tupperware container doesn’t make you better person no listen I was just saying man this ain’t this something about something I’m right about this I couldn’t I don’t know what it is that I was I like I don’t want to be this is gonna be fun and I’m gonna be a part of the crew tonight you know I’ll help with placement and diversion and stuff but I’m not gonna actually be personally responsible for the poop you know it’s not gonna be your poop I don’t wanna be tied to this with my DNA of course of course of course oh wow this has gotten really so I don’t we didn’t we didn’t we should have dressed up at least but we didn’t we disrespect we just go to the party and I remember I met Newkirk in his pantry at his apartment had a bag of Lay’s potato chips well and what we say I go to the bathroom and I dump the Lay’s potato chips into the trashcan and then I take the Tupperware container which had a top on it yeah I don’t want to you don’t want to transport this stuff without in an unsealed to be sealed take the sealed container put it in the Lay’s potato chip bag this is like five dudes different poop so nasty yeah I apologize not mine I didn’t put it in there so we go over there we go and we’re like walking around the party you had to bring food knows like hey I brought some chips we like there were at the party walking around look under dress so first of all we had a plan I was part of this plan I will admit I did the diversion plan I was like hey I’m gonna go into the main room and I’m gonna start talking and like get people’s attention and I’m moving my hand just say something to like get people to focus on me hey I got some magic tricks anybody want to see magic sure it is that moment Lane was going to slip into the living room which really at the party wasn’t really happening in that room much yeah you were gonna slip it in put the ticket but no I showed it somewhere so I went in today our while rut was doing is like parlor tricks or whatever you were doing and there was still a couple of people in there so I was having an awkward come as I was like hey I had like my bag of potato chips my Haim Josh what’s up he’s like not too much man can have some chips I’m like nah and he was like no flavor I was like rest have been approved retsyn they’re doing something no no it’s making a right you should check it out he’s like you’re acting weird I’m leaving so he goes into the other room and I’m sitting I’m sitting on the couch and I I put the potato chips under the couch and then I reach in take the table take the lid out and then I pull the container and I put it on there and then I just pull out the potato chip bag and then you came back into the main room and you gave me that you gave me a signal you were like and I was like all right guys we got to go because we knew that was gonna be in perforating through out there immediately and so we were just like perforating is not the word he was gonna start ripping apart emanating yes and we were like we gotta we gotta get out of it we walked out ran out almost got into the car obviously we were the ones responsible for this and then for not know once melted yet anyway we need to we gotta wrap this up but it turns out that within about 90 seconds they knew something was wrong something was bad yeah we find all this out later that we were like oh and they’re they scour the whole place and the do like a shower the dudes who were there we’re getting mad cuz they that we had done something they were they were I heard later they were getting really mad in fact psycho those guys round up a posse man are still very mad at me and you to this day and this is like 15 years ago I’ve heard that they’re still mad still upset about it well because we ruin the party and so eventually they pick up the thing we didn’t dump it out of the container yeah that was it was merciful we know the limits we knew a tasteful wine brand not to go home I think we cross that very early on us in this process so then upon reflection and many phone calls that night that we did not answer we realized that it was a pretty heinous exercise yeah we realized they didn’t take it as a prank they took it as an assault almost and they were and they were upset and so in the following days the two for some reason there was five guys involved but me and you just me and you had to go and apologize I never I don’t understood that but they were like rhett and Link have to go apologize it’s like we’re not know ever admitting to that so never admit to a prank so we go when we show up at you know Brooke sans friend’s house where the party happened and we set up an appointment we like call and we’re like listen we’d like to come over and have a chat with you and then I remember it was very awkward because I’m still in college and you feel like man this is not good this is a prank we got you but no we had to get really serious and be like we are legitimately sorry for this and we you know we ruined your party and as Rhett stalk him I’m reaching under there and I have another one anyway so to this hey girls you smell something ladies we’re still we’re still sorry about this and we hope that it never happens again to you or your daughters or whoever you might have at this point but it could have been worse it could’ve been a lot worse if you’ve been like a dead raccoon with a disease why don’t you leave a comment let us know the most heinous print you’ve ever pulled let’s keep let’s keep it tasteful and if you want to apologize in the comments do that indecisive burglar Hey look we’re coming in change its lot this place is like a place where we can score some good listen got everything there’s a microphone here iPad look here’s a spider and I I bet it won’t even where are you from yeah I’m from the burglar lamb and I got a cart there’s so many things what what are we take I don’t even know do we tell maybe we should take this it is a microphone like you said this wheel should we take this be kind of scary this is like a vehicle let’s leave watching sonic it have it so many thing I’m not very decisive when it comes to that and there’s rugs on the ground [Music] you