How hardcore are we, really? – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat theme music) – Good Mythical Morning! – And welcome the international man of stunts, pranks, and mayhem. It’s Steve-O! (crew cheers) – Hey, man! Welcome to the show! – Yeah. – Yeah, man. Thanks for having me, guys. – Yes! (Steve-O laughs) – I was gonna give one of the crossovers. – Yeah, dude, sweet. – I, in particular, am a big fan of what you do. – Thank you, man. Me too. – In particular. – (chuckles) Yeah. – I– – I love me, dude. (Rhett laughs) – Good. I’m glad you guys have a thing going. I respect what you do. (Rhett laughs) – Thank you. – But I kinda have a hard time– – He can’t watch it. He can’t watch any of it. – Like watching. – Ah. So you’re a wuss. – Yeah. (crew laughs) – Yeah. – Yeah, that would be the clinical definition. – It’s more, it’s like is it a wuss when it’s like, it starts down here– – Yeah. – And then you just can’t, and then it’s like this and there’s lots of this. – Yeah, that’s all wuss. – Yeah. – Right there, yes. (Link laughs) – I think you’ve really nailed it. – A lot off respect though, a lot of respect. – Well, thank you. – Okay. Now, so you’ve done a lot of what some people might call dumb things. Right? – Yeah, yeah. – I call them beautiful. – Okay, good. – I think that we’ve done a lot of dumb things, beautiful things as well– – Yeah. – You know, on this very show. – So we were thinking, among the three of us, we wanna find out who has done the truly dumbest things. And, you know, I think we should make a game out of this. – How about that? (laughs) – I am ready to gamify our stupidity. (Rhett laughs) – Love it. It’s time for, Have we done stupid stuff? Um, yeah, fa sho’. But can we out-stupid the king, the legend, Steve-O? Welcome to the look how dumb we are zone. – Oh, that’s creative. (crew laughs) All right, the Mythical crew has scoured our collective past. They’ve selected a series of especially dumb things that we’ve all done, and they’ve turned those dumb things into these playing cards. Now we don’t know what’s on here. We just know that there’s some dumb stuff that we’ve done. – Mm-hmm. – In fact, look, look how real this is. Look, we’re shuffling them. – [Steve-O] Ooh. – We’re shuffling them. – Oh, we, so we don’t, ’cause we’re not, we don’t get to choose these. We’re gonna play this like we’re playing a game of war. – Right, right, right, right. – So whatever’s on top, we have to turn over. Do you know what your cards are? – I have no idea. – We do not know what our cards are, okay. – I don’t know where you’re gonna find anything dumb I did. (crew and Link laugh) – Right. Well, it was tough. It was tough. – So we’re each gonna throw down the top card in our deck, and then we’re gonna make an argument for why the thing that we did is the dumbest of the three. Whoever we all agree on, gentleman’s rules, takes all of the cards for that round. In the end, whoever has the most cards wins a royal flush crown. – Oh, I’m excited about that. – Wow. – Yeah. Are we ready? Who’s going first? We’re gonna round robin this thing. You wanna go first? – Sure. – All right. – But I’m just gonna pull it out and— – Yeah, yeah, yeah, just slam it down. – Okay, I once drank a pint of vinegar, which turns out can kill you. – Wow. – Yeah. – A pint’s a lot. – A pint is a lot. – And well, but you know what? I’m not gonna try to make my case yet, right? Until we see all the cards, right? Like, so I’m just gonna say it. I did a dumb thing. I drank a pint of vinegar. Let’s see what– – All right, all right. – What is it about the vinegar that’s dangerous? Is it salt? ‘Cause I know that you can die drinking soy sauce. – I think it might be– – (laughs) You do know that. (Rhett and Link laugh) – It might be a similar thing, I don’t know. Your body is just like, “We don’t need this much vinegar.” – Right. – “And so we’re going to kill you now (crew laughs) “so you don’t do this again.” (Rhett and Link laugh) – Okay, that’s how it works? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s how your body works. – Medicine. – All right, let’s see, let’s see what I got. – First card, you don’t get to decide, you just– – Oh, well, how about this? We’re on some food stuff. – [Link] Hot sauce in the eye,. – Sauce directly into the eye. – Yeah. – You’ve done us a number of times. – [Steve-O] Yeah. – What was the context? Do you do some of this stuff just for yourself? It’s not, I mean, I only do stuff if I’m being filmed. I’m just a normal person. – Oh, right, yeah. I’m not a thrill seeker or an adrenaline junkie. I’m just an attention whore. (Rhett and Link laugh) – Hey. – That’s all there is to it. – Welcome to my club. – Yeah, that’s all there is to it. No camera, no party. (Rhett laughs) – How did you choose which eye? – That’s a good point. I think it’s kind of whichever eye favors the camera. – Oh. (group laughs) – It’s like– – All right, let’s see what I got. Okay, this is a classic. Cat poop water. – Wow. – If I remember this correctly, I drank, yeah, I drank water that was, that just had– – Steeped. – It was steeped in cat crap. – In cat crap, right. – We were testing the LifeStraw which was supposed to filter– – A filter, yeah. – Any type of– – It was safe. – And, and– – Ah. – Yeah, we were drinking each other’s urine through– – That’s probably in here. – Through the straw. But then I got confused when we were supposed to drink the cat poop. – You put a thing that had been in the cat poop in your own mouth. – Yeah. – I don’t know how it happened, but that was the result. – It wasn’t intentional, so it was like doubly dumb. – But here’s the thing. If we’re deciding who did the dumbest thing and the standard by which we judge that is if it was unintentional, it’s stupider, you’re gonna win every round. (crew and Rhett laugh) So that cannot be the case. – It was stupid to drink cat poop. (Rhett laughs) But it was stupider to not use the filter. So I gotta play my card as it lays. – I’m, you know, obviously, I’m trying to make a case for mine. I think you can literally, you can die from this, right? You’re not gonna die from this. Now you might get toxoplasmosis from this if you’re not doing that. – But it’s just, people drink vinegar all the time. – Yeah, but a pint– – Not in that quantity. – A pint of vinegar. And to be fair, I’ve poured hot sauce in my eyes so many times over the last 20 years, it’s just ridiculous. And my eyes are fine. I’m inclined to give this one to you. – What, hold on! (Steve-O laughs) – Hey, hey, hey, hey! Two out of three. I mean, it doesn’t, you don’t even need to vote anymore. – What, what? – I’m gonna take all the– – Are you serious? I just freaking– – [Rhett] I’m taking it. – What? – Pint of vinegar. First round goes to me. – I mean, life threatening. That’s gotta be the top criteria. – Okay. – Should we Google it though real quick? (Rhett and Steve-O laugh) – Cat poop will kill you, dude! I mean, what? – We’re in the second round. Play your first card. – No, you go first. – Okay, here we go. What do we got? Okay. I put a black widow spider in my mouth. (Rhett laughs) And it was very much alive. – It was very much alive? – That is correct. – Did you kill it with your mouth? – Nope. But I was furious at my tour manager who failed to properly capture the footage of it exiting my mouth. – Oh. – So yeah, that got relegated to the second channel. (Rhett laughs) – I mean, you talk about– – This is the second channel. – Right. (Rhett and Steve-O laugh) – Talk about deadly. Did you feel it crawling around? – I did. – And did she bite you in there? – I do not think I was bitten in there. – All right, let me– – What you got, Link? (Link chuckles) – Oh, baby birding jellyfish. This involved you, but I, this is just about me right now. – But this is when I ate the jellyfish and chewed it up and then spit it into your mouth. – [Link] Spit it into my mouth. – [Steve-O] Wow. – That was one of the most visceral things we’ve ever done right in this area. – Yeah, I got on a chair and everything. – Yeah, that was nasty. – What part of the jellyfish? Was it the stingers? Were you getting– – No, it was just– – Yeah, it was a lot of jellyfish. The stingers were– – It was the jelly part. – Yeah. – I don’t know. They just put some jellyfish on a plate and said, “This is, you’re supposed to eat this.” That’s how it works. (chuckles) – Right. – So, but I felt no stinging. So that was not part of it. It was just the visceral nature of something coming outta your mouth. I mean, it was easy for me so this is really– – It was so bad. I think, really, I mean– – I gagged watching you gag. – Yes, you did. But between the two of us right now– – I’ll just go ahead and take this now. (Steve-O laughs) – Yeah, cause if somebody, I mean, did somebody pass the black widow from their mouth to your mouth? – That did not happen? – Well, let’s see how I can contribute to this conversation. Oh, well. This was a big moment for me. – [Steve-O] Ooh. – [Rhett] But in comparison, I don’t know. – Mm-hmm. – I mean– – Yeah. – Just to, I’m sure you’ve done something similar. – [Steve-O] Yep. – [Rhett] This is just basically taking the entire Carolina Reaper and just eating it straight up. – Yep, I did that very recently. – With nothing. – 10 minutes. – Ooh. – 10 minutes, no drinking or eating of anything. – Ooh. 10 minutes no drinking or eating of anything. That’s impressive. – It’s between you, I mean, this is the only thing that could have been, gone so sideways. – Yeah, I mean– – You know? – But it can’t just be about it being deadly. It’s gotta be visceral. – Well, if there is a most impressive criteria, I’m thinking life threatening is it, so I’ll take these. (Rhett laughs) – Yeah, yeah, I’m fine with that. (Steve-O laughs) I’m fine with that. – All right, I’m going first. I have to be fine with that too. Swimming in hot sauce. – Wow! That’s cool. (Rhett laughs) That’s very cool. – Lip service from Steve-O. – Yeah. – Man. Whatever. – You had a really bad rash though. (laughs) – I really did like– – I mean, it was a gnarly rash. – Did you get submerged? – It was more like a dumping and then it kinda went over me into a baby pool that I was sitting in. So no, I wasn’t submerged, but everywhere that it was left like a, it looked like a map of heat. – [Steve-O] Yeah, but it– – It’s a heat map. – Oh, okay. – But yeah. Go, just play your cards. (crew laughs) – Can I ask, was your peepee hole the primary source of pain? (Link laughs) – He was wearing a condom. (Rhett laughs) – Were you? Were you? – He was prepared. – I’m always wearing a condom. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. (Steve-O laughs) – I am currently– – You gotta be ready for anything. – I am, I’m jimmy hatted up right now. (Rhett and Steve-O laugh) Anytime I can say jimmy hat, I’m gonna say it. – Yeah, yeah, well, say it whenever you want. – I mean, dude, that’s like remarkable forethought if you had a condom on before. – Yeah. I might have had ear plugs in, but no, my peepee hole, as you say, was clothed and closed. – Wow, okay. – He had it clenched. – So it sounds like he– – I had it clenched. (crew laughs) It was tight lipped. – So it sounds like you took a potential winner and just decimated it with wisdom. – Yeah. (Rhett and Steve-O laugh) – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Yeah. I got nothing, guys. – Let’s see what you got. – [Steve-O] Porta potty slingshot. – [Rhett] Oh, gosh, yeah. – Okay, I saw this. – How far do you think you traveled? – You were in there– – I mean, those cranes were at least a hundred feet. (Link laughs) I’d say, I mean, I don’t know. I’m guessing a good 10 stories. – Oh. (laughs) – Yeah. – What was in the potty? – This is fascinating. There’s this regulatory thing called OSHA. (Rhett laughs) – Yeah. – Right? – Okay. – Heard of it. AKA, the enemy. – They’re always ruining the fun. – Right. Yeah, the no fun police. So OSHA says that you’re not allowed to cover yourself in human feces. (Rhett laughs) – However– – Why do they care? – While at work. – Right. (Rhett laughs) – On your own time– – Right. However, they have no issue with covering yourself in dog feces. – Ah, yes. – So– – In fact, it could be fun. – Yeah, so they, (crew laughs) the Jackass production team actually found a company which will sell you as much dog poop as you care to purchase. And even better than that, the name of said company is We Do Doo Doo. (Rhett laughs) I don’t know if We Do Doo Doo is still in business– – We Do Doo Doo. – But they certainly were when we were filming Jackass 3D. – Yeah, okay, well– – We Do Doo Doo. (Steve-O laughs) – Risky on several, oh! Speaking of dog poop, dog poop in face! – [Steve-O] Wow, dude. – [Link] Okay. – Our shuffling was just sanctioned by the universe. – Mm-hmm. Now, there’s a few things to clarify about this. The dog food, dog poop was in a bag. – [Steve-O] Oh. – And it was on a long pendulum that was supposed to come right to my nose and not hit me and see if I would flinch, but he rigged it where it just sort of hit me in the face. But it was almost like the dog poop was in its own condom, we might say. (crew laughs) You know what I’m saying? So I didn’t even have to be wearing one. – [Link] You’ve clearly won this round– – Yeah. – But tell me more. (Rhett laughs) – So– – Okay, so before it got there– – What was the main thing you were concentrating on, keeping your like mouth closed? ‘Cause when you’re being rocketed through space in a dog crap porta john, there’s so much that can be running through your mind. – Right. I have a very irrational fear of roller coasters, bungee jumping, skydiving. I just don’t like it, so that was my concern. I was scared of just the actual bungee factor. Now, with a mind for trying not to get hepatitis, (Rhett laughs) I went into this with swimming goggles, a nose plug, ear plugs. – Yeah. And your mouth was– – Wide open the whole time. (Rhett and Link laugh) I was screaming my head off from start to fish. – (laughs) Oh. – And everybody was giddy after this happened. So we raced to this laptop computer to review the footage on the GoPro which had been inside the porta potty. – And you’re coated. – Yeah. Upon playing back the footage, Knoxville says to me, “Well, shoot, Steve-O. “If your mouth wasn’t so wide open, “that poo might have hit you in the face.” (group laughs) – Love it. – Okay, you take that round. (Steve-O laughs) You take that round. All right, I’ll start this one. Okay, yeah. I did a little slip and slide on a slip and slide that was covered with fish parts and guts. – [Link] Fish guts. – You were also there for that. – It was very hot that day. – Yeah. – I’ll help you out. – Mm-hmm. – So they were like raw but baking fish guts. It was rancid. It was nasty. – I wasn’t wearing a condom. – [Link] No, you weren’t. – Okay, let’s see what we got here. Anus firework. (Rhett laughs) Okay. – Okay. – What so funny is that– – [Link] And it looks like it’s going in the anus. – Yeah. Yeah, this card seems to demonstrate a firework headed in, (Rhett laughs) which would absolutely make me the winner if that was the case. (group laughs) – So it was actually going in the, it was in the– – It was planted. – It was, and then you lit it. – Right. What was amazing about it was that we had this large bottle rocket in my butt and it was tied to my buddy’s wiener. (group laughs) – Right? – My buddy’s wiener. – This is why I love it, man. This is why I love it. – Yeah, so– – This is why I watch. (laughs) – I’m gonna say that if you have a chance of winning any rounds, this would be it. (laughs) – Yeah, I feel like I have a chance. Boa constrictor tank. This is when I was named the serpent king. I was so afraid that the crew had to come up with an impromptu chant, “You can do it serpent king. “I believe.” – And what were you trying to do? ‘Cause your head was in the tank with it. – My head was in a tank and (Steve-O chuckles) there was a snake in the tank. – I mean, that was it! That’s all that happened. – Yeah, yeah. – If the idea of this game is to try to like make a case for winning, (Rhett laughs) you’re doing a bad job at this game. (laughs) – So my head was in a tank with a snake. – Let me try harder. All right, so there was a snake that could have just, it could have squeezed my head off my neck. – Oh, yeah. – And I had nowhere to go. – Oh. (chuckles) – Is that any better? (crew laughs) – You know, I feel like you should get a participation award. – No, don’t do it. (Rhett and Steve-O laugh) Do not, I will not take it! No! – Give it to him. – No! I don’t want it! (Steve-O laughs) I don’t want it! – Okay, final round. – I don’t want your pity. – Hey, here’s the thing though. Here’s the thing. Steve-O automatically wins if you give him that round. – Yeah. – We can make it interesting. – Yeah, make it interesting, man. – All right. – Make it interesting. – Dead heat. – I’ll take the pity. – Okay. (Steve-O laughs) Oh, here we go. – Everything that Rhett, well, not everything you did. A couple of things you did, I also did. I’m just saying it. – [Rhett] Including this one. We combined chlorine and brake fluid. – Wow. – Which is– – It’s kinda like Pepsi and Mentos? – Yeah, but worse, and there’s more fire. – Nice. – Yeah, you’re supposed to, you combine these, they have like a reaction. You put ’em in a bottle. The whole idea is that– – I feel like the episode was called weird ways to start a fire. – [Rhett] Yeah. – But we didn’t know the fire would be that big. – [Rhett] It started a fire, and it made an explosion, and then multiple things around us also caught on fire. – So far, so good. I like it. (Rhett laughs) Of course, one time, I was in my living room, I laid down in a bed of rocket engine fuel. My buddies lit it, and I ended up with third degree burns on 15% of my body which required skin graft surgery. And I got skin grafts from the flesh of seven different dead people. Yeah. – Did you get to choose? (crew laughs) – See where right there, that little piece right there? That’s where the dead person became part of me. But hey, man, if that’s not on my card, I don’t get credit for it. (Rhett laughs) – Oh. Beard of bees. – [Steve-O] Man. – [Link] 1,000 bees on my– – [Stevie] 10,000. – [Rhett] 10,000 bees. – 10,000, that’s even better. (crew laughs) See, I undersell it. – The universe is smiling on our game again because bees on penis. (Rhett and Steve-O laugh) – Okay, all right, Steve-O. – No way! What, hold on. I wanna look at what was illustrated though. – [Rhett] It was an eggplant. – Okay, there’s the eggplant. So you’re telling me, was there 10,000 bees on your eggplant? – They did exactly the same thing. They took the queen, just like we did, but they put it, you know– – Yeah. – This was my shot! (Steve-O laughs) – Yeah. I’m still intrigued by the chlorine and brake fluid. – Here’s here’s the thing. It’s like, I don’t feel like I actually did this. I feel like this was done to me. – Yeah, and I also feel like in this one, you were the wuss who was afraid of bees. – I am afraid of bees. – He was scared of bees. – I’m still afraid of bees. I would not do that. – He wouldn’t have had one on him. – That’s true. – How many times did you get stung? – Once. – Uh, once. – Oh, well then, yeah. – How many times did you get stung? – At least a dozen. (Rhett laughs) – On the peepee? – Uh, yeah, the gooch, the balls, the whole program. (Rhett and Steve-O laugh) – How were the bees removed? Because mine were removed with a leaf blower in dramatic fashion. – Oh. I ran. (group laughs) – Okay, all right, okay. Congratulations! – Okay. Let’s count ’em up. I got three pity points. – I got three legitimate points. – And I have ran away with it. Nine points. (Rhett laughs) – All right, bring it in. You are officially being given the royal flush crown. – Wow. – [Rhett] Congratulations, Steve-O. – How about that? (group applauds) – I’ll tell you, this is such a surprise. I did not know it would go this way. (Rhett and Steve-O laugh) – All right, and thanks to Steve-O for being here today, being done with this. Go check out his brutally honest and hilarious new book, A Hard Kick in the Nuts: What I’ve Learned from a Lifetime of Terrible Decisions, available now, and go to Steve-O.com to find out when his Bucket List tour is coming to your town. – We’re gonna come to your show if you’ll have us. – Dude, I would love that. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – Now you say, “You know what time it is.” – You know what time it is. (scoffs) – I’m Justin. I’m from Maryland. I made this GMM playing card, and it time’s to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – What? That kid knows real magic. – And how to chew gum. – Click the top link to watch us play Would You Rather, Jackass Edition in Good Mythical More. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. Color your little adult heart out with the Mythical coloring book. Available now at mythical.com.