Today we ask the age old question. – Will it knife? – Let’s talk about that. (playful music) – Good Mythical Morning. – In doing this show for over 10 years, we’ve learned a lot of important things. For example, there are vacuums strong enough to suck up an entire kielbasa. – And the word beans has five letters in it. We all learned that together. – And we learned that if Stevie is thinking of a number between one and 100, I can easily predict it via my powers of telepathy. But perhaps the most important thing we’ve learned, Link should not be trusted with knives. So I don’t know why we’re doing this. – Because if I can’t use a knife, I wanna find a knife alternative that I can use without being treated like a toddler. – Okay, you just have to promise us that you won’t do any wild gesturing. Okay, buddy? – Okay. – It’s time for will it knife? – [Link] Will it knife? – The Mythical art department has created a series of knives out of not typically knifefied objects and materials all in the name of finding out what will and will not knife. – That’s a good cause. – Yeah, it’s a great cause. We’re all about great causes. – Yes. – To qualify as a knife, it must have a handle, a blade, and it must be able to do knife things, like slice through items, you know, with some kind of precision and success. – Or just really scare everybody when I hold it. I think that’s gonna be my test. – Okay. – And thank you to playing for my strengths with this first one. – Yeah, thank you too. – What? – You said thank you to playing to my strengths. – I’m talking to Jessie and Lucas. – It’s usually thank you for playing to my strengths. – Thank you to playing for my strengths. Is that what I said? – I think, Stevie, did he say that? – Here’s what I’m trying to say. – [Stevie] He said something wrong. – If there’s one thing I can be trusted with, it’s cereal. So this could be my perfect introduction to the world of cutting things, presenting the lucky car. – Oh, wow. – A knife made completely out of milk and cereal, right? – Hold on, Jessie, I mean, how’d you do it? Is this like frozen milk? – [Jessie] I isolated the milk protein known as casein by manipulating the pH which, causes the casein molecules to reorganize into long chains known as polymers. – You made milk plastic? – [Jessie] Correct. – Is that what I? Hey, hey! – See? It passed the first test. – Set it down. – I got it. – Set it down, set it down. – Who got it? – Set it down, just set it down. – I’m not a toddler and I’m not a dog. Sit it down. Well, don’t, okay, well then act like a human adult, and I will interact with you like a human adult. – It’s very light. – Could you please set it down for a second? – Sure, man. – Okay. – Fellow man. – Whoa, it’s so light. – It is light. – It’s actually a little floppier than I was thinking it was. – [Link] Uh oh. – No, nothing. I mean, this is pretty amazing that you were able to pull this off. – So we’re gonna try to make a- (crew laughs) A peanut butter and naner sandwich. Did you just taste it? – It tastes like milk, taste it. – But, yeah. – But milk plastic, yeah. Kind of, oh, it gets better. – And then what about this part? – That’s just Lucky Charms. Hey, it’s a hand. We haven’t even done anything with it yet. – All right, so we’re gonna make a PB and naner sandwich. This is a good starting, like a simple test for a knife. So. – I mean, you’re kind of the peanut butter guy. You wanna spread it? – Yeah, I wanna spread it. So you just- – Don’t break it. – I’m not. I’m testing it, man. – I just wanna give it its test. – [Link] I’m testing it. I wanna give it a real shot, you know? Yeah, make a hole in the peanut butter. You know what you like to do. (crew laughs) – Now, I’m actually holding the blade because I feel like, well, you know, just let it be a real knife. I gotta give it to you, this, I’ll let you cut some naners. I’ll open it up for you. This is an impressive knife. I mean, this thing should be, maybe one day it’ll be in the internet Smithsonian. – Yeah, I’m definitely thinking about it. – If we don’t completely destroy it. – Right. – All right, so now chop that. – I think the internet Smithsonian is just the Smithsonian. – Cut that, cut that. Oh, that’s nice right there. Oh that, too big. That works real good. That works real good. That works real good. – Haha! – So you’re gonna throw that in there. – We’re just making sandwiches. There’s nothing to see here. It’s just like a regular sandwich. – They’ve provided us with a kitchen sponge to take it up a notch to see if it’ll cut. – This is made of cereal! Smithsonian, are you listening? – Yeah. – So let me see if I can cut this. What is wrong with this? – [Jessie] It’s sourced straight from Mythical Kitchen. – This is a Mythical Kitchen freshly used sponge. Y’all be cleaning up some weird messes over there, Cole. I mean, it’s not sharp. I think you should turn those sponge on its, yeah. You wanna give it give, give it a fighting chance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, we can cut sponges with milk or can we? – Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh. (beep) – Can you stab the sponge? – Yeah. – You know what? Sniff the sponge. Sniff it out. I mean, you think I can get it in there? Skewer it. Yeah, that’s a good idea. So it’s not- – It’s pretty sturdy. – It’s not a great stabber or a great hacker, but it’s a really good banana slicer. – Yeah, we made a sandwich with it and we’re not complaining. And look, I mean, it’s got, look at the flexibility down the handle. – [Jessie] That’s so you can tailor it to your hands. – Right. My hand has got a bend to it. – Or if the box at the Smithsonian’s too small. – Right. (crew laughs) Yeah, it’ll fit right in there. – I mean, it didn’t cut through everything, but it’s beautiful. It’s made outta one of my favorite things on the planet. – Okay. – And it did cut through some stuff. And all knives don’t cut through everything. – It’s beautiful. You would never know that milk did that. – So I’m gonna say cereal, will it knife? Yes! – Yes! This ever happen to you? You can’t wait to rip open your new Nintendo Switch, but your accident prone and you shouldn’t be trusted with knives, so all you’ve got are safety scissors? Good thing you’ve got your Nintendo Switch blade. Wow! Whoop whoop. – It looks like you’re just flipping open a switch, but where’s the blade? – The blade is right there. Now, what is that blade made of? – [Mad Dog] That’s the circuit board of the controller sharpened to a point. – [Link] Woo. – Goodness, Mad Dog, you sharpened the circuit board. You did it, and that not a euphemism. You just did it. – [Mad Dog] I did the whole thing. – Yeah, so these are the, what do you call this part of the Nintendo switch? – I like this. The controllers? – [Mad Dog] Joycons. Joy cons. – The joycons. Can I, can I try? – Well, just put your finger right there. Just. No, you can have it. Feel it out. I’m not gonna cut you, but I do have some mushrooms. – Look at that, man. – I have some mushrooms. – How do you, the same consistency of the human booty. Hey, don’t break it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! – [Crew] Whoa! – Hey. – Don’t open it towards somebody like that. – It’s a freaking- – Look, you broke the hinge almost. Can I have it back? – Your hands are sweaty, man. – Yeah! – [Link] Why are your hands so sweaty? – Because I’m about to get hurt by you. – There you go. – Okay. Hey, you want some mushrooms? – Give us a little shave. – You want some mushrooms? You want some mushrooms? – That’s a big freak. Is this a portobello? Yeah. It doesn’t have a scent. – The problem is, I can’t. – There’s also like the switch part of this. – [Link] Well, instead of doing that, because that’s clearly not working. – [Rhett] You want some mushrooms? – What if I want, I want some mushroom shavings. Like, if you just like. – Oh. – Like. – Would you like a da shavings? – So would you like some mushrooms on top of your hands? – Hands? I’d like it. There we go. There we go. – I feel like I could do the same thing with just my hand, you know, it’s like- – No, you can’t. – No. I can do it a little bit better, actually. Why don’t you see if you can cut a cord because we’re trying to send a message. (crew laughs) – Let’s start with the little cord. – Okay. Do you know the message we’re trying to send? Stevie, Do you get it? – [Stevie] I got it. It was good. It was like, for all the industry people watching, they’re gonna really love it. – Cord cutting, it’s a thing we’re all about around here. God. – Got it. I’m using a knife, guys. It’s made out of a Nintendo switch. Get it? – See if you can cut an actual coaxial. So then that’ll really send a message. – Okay. – Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. (Link grunts) (beep) Here, look, look, look, look. – Can you support it with your finger? – Look, look, look. I’m gonna cut some tension on it. No, no, don’t do it towards me, do it down the thing. Yeah, do it towards you. We’re never gonna get in a Smithsonian if we can’t cut a cord. You think about it. No one’s interested in that. – Nothing, man, nothing. It’s not serrated or serrated. – Hold on, you got. Oh no, you already, you got through stuff. Yeah, you can do it. – Okay, okay, okay, okay. – Gotta just commit. – Hold this one higher. – You gonna just commit. – Cut your cord, cut your cords, cut your cords. This is, I mean, is this what, is this like you wanna do in between playing rounds of Mario Cart? – Yeah. – Just start hacking at cords? – Take that, Cox! Isn’t that a cable company? (crew laughs) That’s one of them, right? Ah! – Ah! Yes! Yes, we did it! Yes, we did it! – We’re coming around America, and we’re cutting all the Cox! – Yes, we did it. Yes, we did it. (crew laughs) Let’s start mass producing these for children globally. – Yep, yep. – In the meantime, Nintendo Switch, will it knife? Yes! – Yes! Have you had your eye on the shirt I’ve been wearing? I hope so. If it was dark, it would still be seen because it’s glow in the dark. – Yeah, it is. Comes in black, it comes in Navy. It’s the Mythical characters as constellations. – Mythical. – You can get it at mythical.com. You can also get the postcard set that features the singles of all of the characters. Here’s the Cockatrice. Here’s Daniel as a constellation. Here’s the Serpent King as a constellation. Here’s the Randler as a constellation. And here’s a brand new mythical beast that we’ve invented, the- – [Rhett] Seagult. – Seagult. It’s a goat, seagull, and a fish altogether. – Yes, and they’re all right here on the mythical constellation glow in the dark tee. – You can mail ’em to people, see? ‘Cause it’s a blank postcard. Mythical.com, have some fun. – Do it. – All right. All right, should I introduce this? – Yeah, I was waiting for you too. – Okay, hot dogs, they’re a special kind of mystery. I mean, no matter how little you know about what’s actually in them, you eat ’em anyway. Unless you’re my wife who never eats a hot dog dog for that reason. So hiding in that shroud of mystery of hot dogness, do they have the ability to double as man’s sharpest tool? Introducing the Frank Shank. So we’ve got the wiener is the handle, and then we’ve got the bread blade. Ooh, it’s cold. – [Rhett] It’s frozen. – [Jessie] It is a catalyzed state change transformation of the muscular tissue product causing a hardened crystals to strengthen the internal structure. – You mean you froze it? – It’s frozen. – [Jessie] Yeah, we froze it. – Oh, it’s kind of hard to touch. I love the- – This thing is melting fast. So bring your schnitzel out here. – So we’re gonna re wiener this schnitzel. – Yeah. I’m just gonna grasp the wiener. Yeah, this is good. You just gotta do it sometimes. Okay. (crew laughs) Hold on, what’s that inside of it? – Oh no! – Hey, Carney! – [Jessie] It’s a hot dog on a stick. – Oh, so it it transforms? Yeah, that Matt Carney’s not here today, but he’s making his presence known. – This did not work out. – Hold on, I think if I don’t press too hard, and I use friction. Look away. Look away. (crew laughs) – [Link] I mean- – [Rhett] Look away. Look, don’t look. – Is this basically us- – I got it, I got it, look! – It’s occurring to me- – That’s a good schnitzel. – That I think this episode could be will it shiv? Like. – Yeah, we could. – What can you make a knife out of in prison? – Yeah. – If you have a freezer. – This is pretty cool right here though. Because you think I’m just holding the stick, and then I’m like, nope, it’s a hot dog. – [Link] This didn’t work. – Well, look, they wanted this to try to cut this. – It’s a miserable failure. Hot dogs, will it knife? – Hold on, hold on. – I mean, you could still pop an inflatable person in prison, but yeah. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Link] Hot dogs, will it knife? No. – No. Okay, the Mythical crew got very excited about the idea of calling a knife made out of a Nike a Nifke. And so they immediately- – It’s an exciting thought. – They immediately ran all the way to the art shop to tell Jessie about it, and then they left leaving her to figure out the rest. So we present to you the Nifke. – And before I show it. – Oh. – So when they ran to you, Jessie, what was your first thought? Easy, simple. – [Jessie] Sweet, these are expensive shoes. Maybe I should order them in my size. – Oh. – Oh, so you could only- – [Jessie] Just kidding. – Wear one? – [Jessie] Yeah. – Because you took a, all right, yeah, toss me the original. So this is the original. Is this your size? (crew laughs) And you turned it into, with adding nothing that wasn’t part of the shoe, into this. – Whoa! – Smithsonian. – That’s a Nifke. – Look at that. – Smithson may be like, yeah, we’ll take the Jordan. We’ve been looking for one of those for the LeBron exhibit. – [Jessie] It’s more of a ma-shoe-te than a Nifke. – Oh yeah. – She made, she made a joke. – Okay. – Yeah, it’s big, dude. – It’s beautiful, and if you don’t let the wiggle get seen, see if you can handle it without showing the wiggle. (Link groans) No, no. Without showing the wiggle. Yeah, yeah. Intimidate me with no wiggle. Okay, well, quiet a lot of wiggle when you hold it sideways like that. Maybe that’s not what it’s about. Maybe it’s about seeing if we can cut something. Let’s cut that- – Maybe it’s just like, don’t you do that. – Oh, hey, hey! (crew laughs) You wanna feel, you wanna. – Ooh, hurt. – (Rhett laughs) Yeah, it’s a little- – Again. – It’s a little. – Again. – You kinda like it. You kinda like it. You kinda like it. – Okay, it does hurt. – He kinda likes it. – In a good way. So we have this cookie cake, unaltered. And of course, you see, basketball themed, Rhett. So give it a nice little hack. (crew laughs) – Bad cookie. (crew laughs) Okay. All right, I’m coming in, coming in hot. Coming in. I’m coming in hot. I’m coming in hot. Oh, god. (beep) I think using the handle might be easier. Like this part of the handle. – Well, you know what? – Sometimes you gotta butt somebody with a knife, you know? – If you can’t cut- – Look away. – [Link] That’s not gonna. – No, I’m shaving it down. Look. I’m making a canyon, a cookie canyon. (beep) There we go. – Come back after the couple skate. – Look. – There you go, you did it. – I did it, I did it, I did it. (crew applauds) – And now you’re not only eating a cookie, but you’re eating like the shavings of rubber off of the shoe. – Yeah. – If it’s hard to cut a basketball cookie cake, would it be easier to cut your favorite basketball player? – My favorite basketball player? – [Link] Yeah. – Who would that be? – You tell me who that would be. – Muggsy Bogues. – [Link] Muggsy Bogues. – Yeah. – What about this guy? (crew laughs) He’s holding a turkey leg. – Now, correct me if I’m wrong, why am I holding a turkey leg? – So you can cut it. If my memory serves me correctly, because you said it a million times, this sportsman holds the record for the number of three pointers in a season at Harnett Central High School. – Yeah, that sleek, athletic, tall drink of water. Yes, he sure does. Look at that, look at those feet. – All right, cut the turkey leg. – Okay. – Oh no, that’s my crotch back there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – I’m sorry I have to do this to you. Stop looking at me like that. (beep) I’m having to do my canyon technique. – All right, it’s not gonna work. – I can’t do it. You know what? Let’s not cut it, let’s put this up in our office. – No, yeah. – Oh no. Let’s have that. When I’m not there, you can put that on my desk. – I think it’s highly flammable. I thought you’d be more surprised that I got you a placard of yourself. – Oh, you got it? – After all of the, no. Yeah, I got it. – I’m surprised. – I got it handed to me. – I’m surprised that you got it for me. – Before did this. – That was real sweet of you. Here, you can have a shoe. – What is Jordan doing a Laker for anyway? Good try, but Nike sneakers, will it knife? No. – [Rhett] No. – [Stevie] Guys, I, I’m, we have one winner right now leading the crew tournament. This is the first time. – Oh really? – [Stevie] Yeah, ’cause last time- – New person? – [Stevie] There was four number one. Previous, time it was Kaylyn and Hitch tied for number one. Now Kaylyn has taken the lead as sole number one spot. – Kaylyn! Wow. – Still early in the year though. – Yeah, it is. We got a lot of 2023 left. – Great work, guys. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – Howdy from literally just down the road at North Hollywood, California. I just got done engraving on this beautiful machine to make something for one of your favorite people. Happy Cotton Candy Day, daddies. 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