GMM 2384: What’s The Best Superpower?

Which superpower triumphs over them all? – Let’s talk about that. (bright music) (liquid bubbling) (UFO whirring) (flames igniting) “Good Mythical Morning.” – We’re about to figure out which superpowers you said you want the most. But first, the ability to overcome challenges and maintain a positive mindset is a true superpower. – Ooh. – That’s why this portion of today’s episode is sponsored by Better Help. Better Help is the world’s largest therapy service, and it’s 100% online. – Taking care of your mental health is just as important as your physical health. With Better Help, you can tap into a network of over 30,000 licensed and experienced therapists who can help you with a wide range of issues. – [Rhett] To get started, you just answer a few questions about your needs and preferences in therapy. 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Now, ever since stories about superpower beings were first written, there have also been debates over which one of ’em is undeniably the best. – Mm-hmm. – It is a super complex argument. – Oh, and even though it’s super tough to make that choice, we’re gonna see if we can figure out which one you’ve decided is the most deserving of the top spot. It’s time for “Being Good Guessers is a Superpower Too, You Know: Top 10 Superpowers.” – [Stevie] Okay guys, here’s how this is gonna go. We asked the Mythical Beasts to tell us which superpower from a list of the most superpowery of superpowers they would like to have. Each round, a superpower on the list will be presented in no particular order by a real superhero really performing the power right here in the studio. And after each super example, you will work together to guess where it falls on the board of Top 10 Superpowers. Number 10 being the one that got the least votes, and number one being the one that got the most votes. – [Rhett] Yes. – [Stevie] And Chase, the brainy research assistant, has already put three spots on the board to help you out. – And he fixed his shirt button. – Wow. – I thought it was all good, but that… No, I- Yeah, my- – [Link] It’s not good? – My sleeve was caught there for a second. (laughing) – [Link] Oh. – Oh. – Your sleeve was caught in a button. – [Stevie] His sleeve was caught there for a second. (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) – [Link] So you’ve given us regeneration at number eight. – Yup. – [Link] Oh, that’s a good one. – So this is like, arm gets cut off, boom, grows back like a starfish? – Yeah. – Yes. – I immediately think about finally being able to put my hand down the garbage disposal. – [“Mythical” Crew] Ah! – Yeah, yeah, I think about it a lot. You know, there’s a screw currently caught in my garbage disposal. Which member of my family let a screw get in the sink? (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) – That’s not gonna help it. – [Rhett] No, it’s stuck. – [Rhett] That’s what we’re playing in “Good Mythical More,” actually. (laughing) – (laughing) Good. “Telepathy,” mind reading. – Tele… No, that’s when you can move other people’s minds, right? – [Stevie] No, that’s telekinesis. – So, so- – You got half my joke, but it’s okay. – So telepathy is reading people’s minds, right? – [“Mythical” Crew] Yes. – Yes. And then, time travel is reading people’s minds? (laughing) (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) – Through time. – Yeah, traveling through time. – [Stevie] That was all correct. And if you wind up with at least seven outta 10 spots on the board in the correct order, you will win a superpower to make things spona… Sponataneously. (laughing) – Sponataneously? – Spontaneously combust. – Yes. – [Stevie] Using only your minds, in “Good Mythical More.” – Oh, I love that. (adventurous string music) – [Stevie] Okay guys, before you get started, I do feel compelled to tell you which superpowers did not make it into the top 10 ’cause it’s pretty surprising. – Okay. – Meh? – [Stevie] Super speed, super strength, and X-ray vision, didn’t have what it took to sway the Mythical Beasts to put them on the top 10 list. Also- – Those are old school. – Well, out of 22,000- – They’re tired, tired powers. – Mythical Beasts that voted. – 22,000? – [Stevie] Only 31 voted for X-ray. – I don’t know if they even understand what it means. – [Stevie] Yeah, maybe that’s it. (“Mythical” Crew laughing) – I know. – It’s not just seein’ people’s bones. Well, it kinda actually. – Yeah, if it’s X-ray. – Superman has all three of those by the way, he’s awesome. But, not anymore. – He’s been completely rejected from this episode. – Okay, well what’s the first superpower that did make it to our list? (adventurous music swelling) – Greetings, Rhett and Link! – Hello! – I’m Super David. – Wow! – Hi. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – I just flew in here. – I saw that. – Yeah. – Super David, everybody. – Good gracious. – I did not know he existed. – Quite an honor! – Thank you, thank you. – Wow. – Yeah, I have a lot of powers, including super speed, super strength, and X-ray vision. – Oh, but they don’t really matter anymore. – They don’t matter, yeah. – Nobody gives a crap about them. – Yeah. I’m gonna demonstrate some powers for you here. – Okay! – You guys wanna see the first one? – Yes! – Here we go. Look at your mug. – Oh, lookit. (gentle suspenseful music) (mug clicking mysteriously) It’s moving. (Rhett and Link yelling surprisingly) – What, what, what? (laughing) What? – Telekinesis, guys. – I did not know that you’ve been drinking jelly beans this whole time. – Well, I didn’t want you to find out this way. (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) – Wow. – Telekinesis! (“Mythical” Crew applauding happily) – Telekinesis, AKA the ability to move objects with your mind, as Stevie told us. – How embarrassing. This is the way that you find out that I drink jelly beans on this show. (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) – I like the idea of moving things with my mind. You know, if you’re traversing on like a wooded path, and then there’s a tree- – Log, log, log, bear. – There’s a log. What about if all of a sudden you become the coolest person to help people move without lifting a finger? – Oh, or like dress someone? Or undress someone. With consent. (“Mythical” Crew laughing amusingly) – Why you wanna undress people? What about if you- – If I could undress my wife with my eyes and it wasn’t a metaphor? (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) – That’s a good idea, man. – That would be… Put some jelly beans in there if you’re gonna touch me like that. – That’s a good idea. – (laughing) Yeah, you gotta pay the jelly bean man. – Or if you’re walkin’… Like, you know you’re walking by somebody, and there’s like a coffee table and their feet are kinda up on it. And then you don’t want to ask ’em to move their feet, but you need to get by? – Oh, yeah. – [Link] I’m gonna put this at number seven. – [Rhett] Seven, yeah, that’s what I was thinkin’. – You wanna try to put it at number seven with telekinesis? – Oh. (Link grunting effortfully) – [Rhett] Wow. – And we’re gonna remove my hand in post. – Yeah, please. (adventurous string music returns) – Cue the next superpower. – Look up, guys! Flight! Flight! (Rhett laughing) I’m flying! – I hear him. – Whoa, look! Wow! (laughing) – I lost my “D.” – Oh, wow! – I’m flying, y’all. – Oh my goodness. – Yeah. – He’s hovering, look at that. – He dropped a little “D” on us. – He dropped a “D.” – Can I get my big “D” back please? Thank you. – Sometimes, it’s hard to fly with your “D.” I mean, and look at that, look at that, Link. – I’m flying. – Of course, flight made the list. – I’m reaching right under him. – I think I’m ready to go back now. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s ready to go back. – Can you fly in reverse? – I’m gonna fly in reverse. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pay no mind. – Beep, beep, beep, beep- (“Mythical” Crew laughing) – Oh, look at that, the aerodynamics of that cape. He’s polite, he does the, “Beep beep.” – The beep-beep. Yeah, he’s taken the OSHA class in superhero. – Now flight, you know, really feels like it would come in handy. – Well, I got a hot take on this. – [Rhett] Okay. – Hot take alert. Flight is the most selfish superpower, especially within this type of conversation. – Okay, I can think of three scenarios in which flight can be unselfish. – People only choose flight- – One! – Because they just wanna feel it. “Oh, it would be so fun to fly. It would be so exhilarating.” – That’s not how I would use it. – “I love to imagine being a bird.” You’re selfish! – One, a baby bird falls out of a nest. (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) I’m flyin’ it back in, boom. And it’s a myth that you can’t touch a baby bird and the mama will reject it. I mean bad mamas will, but good mamas are like, “A little bit of human won’t hurt anybody.” Second scenario- – I don’t know about that. – Second scenario- – I think this is self… That was a selfish example. – Incredibly tall man drops his hat. (Chase laughing amusingly) – [Link] Okay. – Okay? That’s not unselfish, that’s altruistic. – So, “Incredible Flying Man Catches Hat.” – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Third scenario, uh, window washing as a service. (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) – How selfish are you? Are you number one selfish? – [Rhett] This is either one or two. – [Link] I think let’s start with two. – Every superpower is like, “I wanna do something fun,” so like, they’re all selfish with that definition. – [Link] And flight is the most selfish. – [Chase] Okay. – Number two. (Chase laughing amusingly) – [Rhett] I love it, I love the idea of it. – I think I’ve chosen it many times, but that’s before I became a selfless person. (adventurous string music returns) Okay Super David, come on out, show us the next one! Super David? – I guess he’s not gonna show us this one. – [Super David] Or, will I? – Uh, who said that? – Super David? – [Stevie] It is I, Super David. I’m invisible though. – I can… Your voice is definitely emanating from right in here. – Yeah, right in here. – Okay. – [Super David] I am right… Alright guys, don’t touch my “D,” please. (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) – Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, I thought I was a little bit higher than that. – He’s invisible. – Well, prove it. Prove it, David. – [Super David] Okay, here we go. Can you feel that, Rhett? (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) – What? What, David? – He’s he’s fondling your hair? – Oh my gosh! Oh, whoa! This feels so weird. – Wow. – [Super David] You gotta tell me what shampoo you’re using, Rhett, this is just so smooth. – Oh, yeah. I don’t wash it very often. – Yeah, why’s it all stuck together like that? – Yeah, yeah, it’s kinda just a big mass. (Rhett yelling unbelievably) – Invisibility. People love to choose this, potentially for almost selfish reasons. But, not as selfish as flight. – I think invisibility used to rank higher than it does now. I think the Mythical Beasts- – [Link] Yeah, it’s gone down. – I think they’re a little self-conscious about this because I think they immediately think about lookin’ at somebody get naked, and then they feel bad about it. – And they don’t feel the same way Rhett does about it. – Right, they feel bad about it. – Yeah. – And they feel like they’ve violated somebody. So, I think this might be number five. I don’t think it’s gone all the way down to the bottom, but I just don’t think this is number one or three anymore. – I don’t think it’s healthy to live a lifestyle of hiding, you know? (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) It’s like we need to bring things out into the light. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – You know? It’s like if you find yourself hiding a bunch of things, then well, you need to talk to your therapist about it. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. David, could you do that to my hair one more time? – [Super David] I’m still here. I’m here the entire time. – Ooh! – So, I think you’re right. Yeah, well I… So then we’re saying five, or has it gone all the way down to eight or nine? – I don’t think it’s… No, I don’t think it’s gone to eight or nine. – I think it’s a five. – I think people still like it. – Five. David, do you wanna put this on the board for me? – [Super David] Okay. – Whoa, what’s happening? – [Rhett] Good gracious. (“Mythical” Crew laughing) Whoa. It’s gettin’ higher, higher- – He’s movin’ it up. And then he’s coming to- There it is. – There we go, there we go. – [Link] Yeah, he did it. – Whoa! – [Link] He did it himself. (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) – Awesome. (adventurous sting music returns) Okay hopefully, we got a superpower we can actually see, okay? – Yup. – Oh, you guys can see this one. – Okay. – Just like any other good superhero, I can control the elements. (thunder crashing loudly) (leaf blower blowing) Ah! Elements, halt! The elements was wetter than I thought it was. – And my glasses got wet. – My eyes got wet. – Your eyes got wet? – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah. – I was unscathed. – [Rhett] Yeah. – Yeah, the elements were kind of in this direction specifically. – Wow, I don’t know where that water came from. – Control the elements. I think this is the type of thing that I would want my partner to have. Like you know, if you were dating somebody, I think it’d be good to- – A picnic. – Yeah, to have somebody who could control the elements. Because you know, people like to be critical of the elements. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – And then if you’re like, “Well, it’s her fault.” (Chase laughing amusingly) – Yeah, it would be like a cool, like one of those like curated bachelor dates, where you would be able to like go and have a picnic in the park, and everyone else would be getting rained on, except for you would just be in the sunlight and laughing at everyone else. “Ha-ha-ha, look at your ruined picnics!” – Right. And then it’s not you, it’s your date. – Yeah, it’s not me. “Hey, it’s not me! It’s her!” – So we probably need to save this concept for “Top 10 Superpowers That You’d Wanna Date” episode. – I would say elemental control has become more popular in light of, you know, “Avatar,” and not the blue one. – Nope, the bald one. – But the one that, you know, with the bending of the air and stuff. But it can’t have broke… I think it’s just broken the top 10, but not gotten that high. – [Link] Mm-hmm. – [Rhett] Nine or 10, what are you thinking? – I was definitely thinkin’ down there. Let’s go… I think we need to go with 10, honestly. – 10. – Yeah. – 10 it up. – It’s broken into the top 10, it’s the zeitgeist. – Hmm, I wonder where these fall leaves came from. – A bag. (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) (adventurous string music returns) Super David! – Alright guys, we all know, we superheroes all know, that time and space are nothing but a construct. – Yeah, okay. – Oh. – Right? That’s what makes teleportation… Ready for this? – Yeah, oh yeah, very much so. – It’s so easy. Right here, guys. – Whoa! – Right here, I’m by Chase now. – Oh, did you- – Hi Chase, I’m a big fan. – Wow, that was… – I’m surprised I haven’t heard about Super David, he can do everything. – Yeah, yeah, he’s kind of like- – I can do everything, guys. – A jack of all trades. – [Link] Wow. – I can even teleport away. – You know, in this hustle and bustle life, people like to get to where they wanna go. Everybody’s makin’ plans. “I wanna hustle and bustle over here, and I want to hustle and bustle over there.” I just wanna be there. – This is my favorite superpower. – This is so practical. – I have a bias because as I’ve stated before, and maybe you remember it, teleportation encompasses flight if done correctly. – Oh, yeah. (laughing) – Because if you go into the air- – Here he goes again. – And you teleport to a certain over there in the air, and then you just fall a little bit, then you teleport again, then you teleport again. Like yeah, you’re kinda falling, but- – [Chase] Yeah, get one of those squirrel suits. – But, if you get a good suit. – [Chase] Yeah! – And I mean, dude, you can get anywhere you wanna be, which I think for me- – So as you’re plummeting towards the ground, if you get distracted by somethin’- – I’m not gonna get distracted. – You’re gonna get smushed, man. – I just think this is… I think this is the best. I think this is number one. – Your date’s over there, summoning lightning. – Number one for me, man. – [Link] I’m prepared for number three, but I’m not prepared to go number one with that, it’s not sexy enough. – So, what superpower are you imagining is gonna be number one? – Well, we can rearrange, you know? I’m hedging my bets. But, it’s definitely not teleportation. – I think it might be flight, actually in number one. – It could be flight. – On three? – [Rhett] Let’s go with three. – Alright. – [Link] We’ll leave one open. – And then, I’ll teleport it to number one. – No, no, uh-uh. – That’s not how it works, that’s telekinesis, I gotcha. (Chase laughing amusingly) (adventurous string music returns) – Do you guys mind if I demonstrate my next power? – We do not mind. – (laughing) Don’t mind if I do. Hi, Chase. – Hi. (air warping powerfully) – He’s walking. – Wow, look at that, it looks like he’s controlling Chase. – He’s controlling Chase. – Give me all your money, Chase, all of it- – Oh, wow. – All your money. – Of course. – Oh wow, Chase keeps some cash. – More, Chase. – Dang, Chase! – More, more. – Whoa, Chase. – More. – Chase dumpin’ the bag. – Hold on, what in the world, Chase? – More. – Chase Bank, am I right? (laughing) – Come on, come on, come on- – What about your student debt, man? (paper rustling gently) – No, forget about that. Alright, there we go. Do you guys want some? – Sure, yeah, yeah- – Here, get some of this. Here’s some here. – Oh, thank you. – Wow, wow, this is… – Everything, is that everything, Chase? I need everything. I need everything from you. Here’s some for you, Link. – We really blew the budget on this bit. – I love this. – Alright Chase, I’m gonna let you go. Thank you. (air warping stopping abruptly) – I love that we got some of Chase’s money. – Chase, Chase, here’s somethin’ for you. – And that David’s super suit had shorts. – [Chase] Thank you, Super David! – Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did that feel, Chase, to be controlled in that way? – I felt like kind of blissful. Like all of my choices were gone and I could just be whatever Super David wanted me to be. – Be broke. (laughing) – [Chase] Yeah. It was really nice. – Mind control, man. That is… – You like this idea, huh? That is… (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) This sounds so evil. I mean, who are good guys who use the mind control? – You don’t like this idea? You don’t like the idea of having this? I would think this would appeal to you a little bit. – I would definitely… Yeah, I would like it. (Rhett laughing amusingly) I would like it. But, does it make me a bad guy? – Everything that you can do with mind control, it’s cheap, it’s cheap. You know what? You get somebody to fall in love with you, you didn’t really, you controlled them. That’s cheap. – Right. But, it’s not number one. – [Rhett] It’s gotta be nine. I mean, it’s- – [Link] Well, it has to go at nine, – [Rhett] That’s all… I mean, yeah. – [Link] It’s goin’ at nine. – That’s all we can do. Control and control at the bottom. I feel pretty good about those controls being at the bottom. – You get a tip for that. – Yeah, yeah, thanks, Chase. – Hey, thanks. – Yeah. – I’m makin’ bank today. (“Mythical” Crew laughing in background) (adventurous string music returns) – Super David! – Hi again, Rhett and Link. Notice anything different about me? – Uh yeah, it’s David Hill. – Who’s David Hill? I’m still Super David. I’ve simply shape-shifted into this new form. – He shape-shifted into a superior form. – This is the most amazing one yet! – Wow, your shorts didn’t shape-shift though. – No, yeah, isn’t it super? Or as I say, in my home country of Indonesia, (David speaking a foreign language) – (laughing) Yes, yes. – Yes, it is super. Shape-shifting. – You say that all the time. Wow! That’s impressive. – Well look, we’re havin’ to put this at number one. And you know what? I’m not unhappy about it, actually. After- – Listen, in a world of like- – Let’s see it up there. – “Pokemon.” – You can. – [Rhett] You know, I feel like- – [Link] Yeah. – I feel like everybody wants to be somethin’ else, you know what I’m sayin’? Boom, boom, boon. – That’s evolution, not shape-shifting. – Yeah, but they change, you know, they shift, and there’s some of them that shift more than others. I would just shape-shift into me, but 6’4″. (“Mythical” Crew laughing amusingly) – Shorter Rhett? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – You’re gonna blow your whole superpower on just bein’ three inches shorter. – More clothes will fit. – (laughing) Poor guy. – I’m 6’4″ Rhett. – Poor guy. – That’s it, that’s the only thing different. – Alright, we know it’s not number one, but Stevie, can you tell us where we’re at so far? – [Stevie] Well, let me tell you what you don’t have a superpower doin’. (laughing) (“Mythical” Crew laughing amusingly) ‘Cause you have three correct, and there were the three we gave you. – Oh, crap! – [Rhett] Man, we gotta put flight number one. – [Rhett] Isn’t it just- – [Link] Go ahead and put flight number one. – Isn’t it what everybody wants to do? They all wanna fly, everybody wants to fly. – Take shape-shifting off the board, that’s gotta go a lot lower. And then- – You can just lose it altogether. – [Rhett] Okay, so what moves to number two? I mean- – I think invisibility. – Invisibility’s really popular. – It’s elegant, it’s easy to understand, it’s easy to vote for. It’s just beggin’ for it. And then- – Was teleportation number three, is that what it was? – Yes, we have to move that. – [Chase] Yeah, that is what it was. – So, we have to move it. – Oh, you wanna move it down? That doesn’t feel right to me, but… – [Link] I know, but- – (exhaling) I might agree with that. – You and your teleporflightation. – No, I just think people like teleportation in general. – Yeah, you can be so lazy, sleep in. – But, not more than invisibility. But there is a sinister quality to invisibility. – I think they might be… Yeah. – I think the goodness of the voters- – I feel like we gotta switch teleportation and invisibility, man. Because for the exact reason that you’re getting at, which is they don’t feel comfortable being invisible. – I’ll do that. This is a relatively new phenomenon. People are so super aware of the cultural judgment of answers that it becomes such a big factor. – Well, but what if invisibility ends up being number one? And then, everything you just said is wrong. – We have to move everything somewhere. – What if we just switch the controls? What if we stick with our theory that they don’t like controlling people- – Yes, yes, let’s switch the controls. – [Rhett] And we just switch ’em. – I like that. – ‘Cause controlling people’s worse than controlling things, right? – [Link] Yes. – [Rhett] So, that’s good. – And then, we’re moving telekinesis, which is- – [Rhett] Elemental control might need to go up even higher. – But telekinesis, isn’t that… Doesn’t that include elemental control? – Uh, it’s similar. – You can move rain around, but you can’t create it. – It feels like the vote for telekinesis and elemental control would be split. – We have to move telekinesis, my homie, so move it to five. And now, we’ve moved everything. So we’ve at least succeeded at our own little side quest of not keeping anything the same. Alright, I’m saying we’re locked. – Okay, locked. – [Stevie] You now have five, correct. – Ooh. – [Stevie] I know. – What did we not do right? – [Stevie] Okay, I’m gonna start from 10. Mind control. – [Rhett] Okay, so we did right there. – [Link] Yes! Nobody likes that. – [Rhett] Now, should we have kept telekinesis down there? Let’s see. – [Stevie] At nine is invisibility. – Oh, dang! (buzzer blaring loudly) – Invisibility? It’s because of the creepy factor. – Yeah, dude. – Y’all don’t wanna be creepy! – So we were right, but we weren’t right enough. – [Stevie] Eight, you had. Seven was flight. – Oh. (buzzer blaring loudly) (“Mythical” Crew laughing amusingly) – We are outta touch. – Nobody wants… The kids don’t wanna fly. – We’re outta touch. – The kids don’t wanna fly. – They don’t wanna be selfish, that’s what it is. They don’t want to look bad. – They don’t wanna help the birds, and the the tall guys who lose their hats? – [Stevie] Six, you had. Five was telekinesis. – Okay, alright. (bell chiming brightly) – [Stevie] Four, you had. Three was elemental control. – Yeah, it’s super… It’s so trendy. – Yeah. – Two was shape-shifting. – It’s that bald “Avatar.” – [Rhett] Oh, and I wonder what number one was. – [Stevie] Number one was teleportation. – Teleportation. (buzzer blaring loudly) Oh, really? – I gotta give it to you, Rhett. (“Mythical” Crew laughing amusingly) You and your teleportation. – Yup, it’s the best superpower. – [Link] I don’t know what I’m gonna give you. – It’s the best superpower. – [Link] I’ma gonna give you somethin’. It’s not the best superpower, y’all! – It is, for all the reasons that y’all know. – It’s too practical. It’s way too practical. – It’s so impractical! – You gotta have some selfish fun, occasionally! – You can fly, you’re essentially invisible, you’re essentially a shape-shifter. Like you basically can do so… I mean, you can probably travel in time if you get fast enough. – Alright, this is it. We gotta change our priorities. – Yeah. – We didn’t win. – [Stevie] Well, the thing is is that you didn’t win, but I therefore have the spontaneous combusting power in “Good Mythical More,” so I’m gonna blow some things up, y’all. (laughing) – Oh! Stevie, come on now. – Thanks for subscribing and clickin’ that bell. – You know what dive it is. – My name is Kelsey from Wilmington, North Carolina. I’ve named one plant Rhett, and here’s Link. It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Rhett can’t even fit in the frame. – Nope. It’s a tall one. – Click. the top link to watch us discuss the most useless superpowers in “Good Mythical More.” – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. – I’m being serious. – I feel like after you say these things, you should go, “Boom, ‘Queer Eyed!’” And you should yell it at people. I’m just saying, a catchphrase I think could sell more merch. But no, thank you so much for saying that. – Boom, “Queer Eyed.” (laughing) – He got me! He got me.

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