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Like for example, if you find out somebody bites into their string cheese instead of peeling it, well, you found out about me because I do that. – I just remember something I learned about the right way to eat a Fruit Roll-Up, but I can’t tell you on this show. Maybe GME. (crew laughs) – Okay, well today we’re gonna explore even more of how you Mythical Beasts prefer to eat your food. It’s time for Incredible Edible Percent-ibles! Hey, How Do You Eat That? Edition. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] We asked the Mythical Beasts to pick between two different ways to eat a series of foods. You’ll try both versions each round and work together to guess how the beasts voted using our Incredible Edible Percent-ibles! Chart. – Wow! – We love it. – Let’s guess that pie chart! – Hey, don’t break it. Don’t break it. – It’s in motion! – It feels like you might break it. – [Stevie] If you correctly guess the majority’s preference, you win one point. If you guess within 15% of the actual total, you win an additional three points. There are 16 points up for grabs in this game. So if you earn nine or more points, you win some super cool percentage shirts. – Percentage shirts? – Percentage shirts. – I kinda wore my percentage shirt. – Yeah, you did. – I’m 40% salmon. I don’t know what color that is, actually. I don’t know what color either of them is. – I do know that this is pizza and that’s also pizza. But there’s ranch here. – Would you have thought that this is like a choice between like are you gonna eat pizza or dip your pizza in ranch? Like, I mean- – No, but I mean, I definitely see pizza sometimes and there’s you know, the dipping sauces, if there’s a ranch there, why would I not dip the pizza in it? I guess because it’s, I don’t know. If it was like a Hawaiian pizza or a barbecue chicken pizza? – I don’t dip my pizza in ranch. – Doesn’t seem specified. – I dip my crust in ranch. Hmm. – Hmm. – I actually like it better without ranch. Pepperoni pizza’s so good already. – So when you saw this pizza dipped in ranch versus plain pizza, what would you vote? – Well, this is where the psychology of this game comes in. – ‘Cause you just said that you would vote no ranch. – [Rhett] Yeah. – And I said I would vote ranch. – But I’m- – Just like that, a split. – I’m trying to get into the mind of a Mythical Beast who pulls this up. Plain pizza. Plain pizza sounds negative. – Oh, it needs ranch, probably. – Oh, I can dip it in ranch? – Yeah. Probably needs ranch. But I think because- – But then there’s people who are like, but my favorite type of pizza- – I don’t like ranch. – Is this and it doesn’t go with ranch. I don’t like ranch. So it’s not like it’s gonna be up here. – No. I think that they balance each other out and it’s exactly 50/50. We can’t, I don’t think we can do that. – More people- – Can’t do it. – I think we should. I think we should, though. – I think we should- – Oh, we can’t. We literally can’t because you have to pick one. You can’t do 50/50, right? – Sure you can. – [Stevie] No, you can do 50/50. – But then it’s like if you didn’t agree, you can’t be right. You know what I’m saying? Like if it’s, I feel like we have to choose one. – That’s what I was saying. – For the point system to win. – And I think we need to go to, we need to favor ranch. I think more people are just gonna, I represent the mindless survey taker. “Oh, ranch? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I’ll figure it out later.” – I don’t know if you’re right about this, man. – So you wanna make it 55? More plain pizza than ranch? – I think so, bro. – It is an odd thing. – It’s like, it’s such a choice. You’ve already made a choice to eat pizza. That’s a great choice. You’ve made a good choice that day. – Well, I will go, I’ll go with 50. – I was gonna say 51. – Oh really? – I was gonna say 51 in turn on the side of plain. – And I was gonna gonna say 45. So that brings us to 48-ish. – But if you’re not, if you’re wrong about ranch being the majority, then we lose those points. – Oh. – You see what I’m saying? It’s not about just being close. – It’s about- – Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, if we’re in within 15%, we get three points but we don’t get the one point- – An additional three points. – Okay. So we’re going, I’m going for 50, 51. – 51 plain. – 51% plain. – [Stevie] 59% of the Mythical beasts voted in favor of plain pizza while 41% voted for eating their pizza dipped in ranch. – You’re right. You’re right. And so 41 to 51, we got the extra three points! – We got all dem points! – Yeah! – All dem points! (Link yells) – Why am I scared? (upbeat music) Whoo-‘Reos! – [Rhett] Oreos! – [Link] Or ‘Reos, disassembled Oreos. – It’s very tempting. – Split apart. – To take apart an Oreo. – Yeah, it’s like a, it’s like, you know, remember fidget spinners? Remember when that was a thing? I mean, we even stooped so low as to like incorporate that into our content for a second. What were we thinkin’? I know what we were thinking. This ain’t gonna last long, but if it’ll get a click today, we need to do it. Remember that? – Fidget spinners? I still got all the ones from those days in my pockets right now. – Yeah, ’cause if you don’t, like if I just hold this and when you bite it, it kind of, it buckles on itself when you bite it. – I think you’re overthinking it already, though. What I was gonna say is, while it is tempting to do this and fun and I do it, most people want to eat the cookie as it was designed and they want to dip it in milk, and it’s better if it’s got both sides. – [Link] Yeah. – So I’m, I will die on the hill of non-split Oreos being the majority. The question- – I agree, I agree with that. – Is what extent. – You only split ’em apart if you’re gonna just eat the, the stuff out of the middle and then throw that away. Right? Or eat it separately. Or if you’re just gonna eat half and half. Half of it pretty much sucks. Right? – How does that feel? 38 to 62. How does that feel? – It feels pretty good because if we went even more, people like to think- – They love to do it. Oh yeah, I do that. – They like to think that they do it. – Yeah, so it’s almost like a 60/40 split, but not quite so it’s 62/38. – You really want that 38, don’t you? – How does it feel to you when I say that? Does it feel right? Does it feel right when I say that? – It feels pretty right. I almost feel like you nailed it. You know what? I think it might be 37. Gotta leave my mark. – Okay, so 63 to 37. 63% of people prefer whole Oreos. We’re dying on that hill. – [Stevie] 57% of the Mythical Beasts like to eat Oreos whole- – Yes! – [Stevie] While 43% prefer them split apart. – We’re so good at this! – We’re so good. We’re so good. Can we release that game? – No. – It’s just about how awesome we are at Incredible Edible Percent-ibles? – It doesn’t sound like a game. It sounds like a book. – [Both] We’re so good. (upbeat music) – I mentioned just on a, just a recent episode. – Recently. – People just scattering fry, what is that red stuff? – Ketchup. – Ketchup all over their fries. Or putting their ketchup in a thing so that, what’s all this yellow stuff? – [Rhett] French fries. – French fries can just be untouched. – And the thing I took issue with was the dollop in the corner of a pile of fries, which I’m not a huge fan of. What I prefer is exactly what we’ve got going over here, which is a dip in a different container or just on a plate next to the fries. – That’s what I think should actually happen. I don’t think, this never happens. Nobody. – You don’t have ramekins where you come from? – I actually do have ramekins at my house. We are a ramekin friendly household. – But at fast food places, they usually give you ketchup. They give it to you in little packets. – And then you just, or you got the, you got the thing. See you’re, I’m just observing you. You haven’t even touched those. – Well, I ate one already. You know why, though? – It’s kind of like Pick Up Stix. You’re like- – Because you don’t wanna get the ketchup on your hands. – Yeah, you gotta, you have to really dodge around it. – What am I, a child? – Nobody, I mean nobody prefers this. – People who eat it with a fork prefer it. – Can we even get, can we get rid of all the yellow? – No, you’re wrong about that. – I might break the thing if I do that. – Like the percentage of people who do something that you think is dumb is always higher than you anticipate. That’s what makes America, America. Okay? – Well, I can’t go past like 10% anyway. – I know you don’t like even numbers like 80/20. – So 20% like to do this. Why do they like it? The challenge of it? The gamification of eating? – The more you talk about it, the more I make it 75/25. – People do do it. – People do do it. – And I don’t know why they do it. They should don’t it. – It really doesn’t make any sense on any level. I’m saying 75/25. I think 25%. But you know what, this is the Mythical Beasts. They’re a little bit smarter than normal folk. – [Link] That’s right. – They’re not that smart, though. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. – Ain’t nobody that smart. – They’re 80/20s. They’re 80/20s. – Let’s see. – Because this is definitely a test of your intelligence, is what we’re implying. – [Stevie] Are you locked in? – 80/20. – Yeah. – [Stevie] A whopping 92%- – I told you, man! – [Stevie] Preferred their ketchup on the side. – We still got it correct. – [Stevie] 8%, the other side. – 92%. – Y’all are so smart! (Link claps) – Y’all are so intelligent. – So smart. You’re smarter than even I gave you credit for. – Nobody likes it, but it seems like, I think it happens about half the time. – I betcha. – With a bunch of hypocrites. – The general public is probably 60/40. – Yep, yep, yep. – You should be proud of yourselves. (upbeat music) Okay Link, I know you have strong feelings about this. Lick a Popsicle or bite a Popsicle. – Now we’ve already won. – Yeah, we gotta get the queen sweep. – We gotta get the queen sweep and I’m talking about getting all four points right now. – Now, even you, a person who does not believe in biting icy things. You don’t go all the way through your entire Popsicle experience without ever biting it, even towards the end. I mean, that would be, that’s a crazy thing to say. No, I can’t believe anyone would. Is this like, is it the first thing you do when you get the Popsicle? Or is it the last thing you do when you eat your Popsicle? No one’s licking all the way to the stick, right? Or are we talking about whether or not people do what I do, which is take it and bite it. – I can’t do that. It’s not, it’s not a belief. – Huh? – Okay, with a response like that, I don’t think I’m gonna get through to you. Huh? Huh? Huh? You talking to me? – You don’t think that’s a belief? – It’s not a belief. It’s a sensitivity. – I mean, it hurts me, but I want it now. – I’m the victim here. I have a condition and there’s nothing about me. – It hurts. It’s not, you think it doesn’t hurt? – There’s nothing about that’s like zany. – Hold on, you think it doesn’t hurt? It’s that pain’s good sometimes. – [Link] I don’t think it hurts you the way it hurts me. – Okay, get in front of my brain for a second. I’m in so much pain right now. – I’m the victim. Let’s get that straight. I’m not only the victim of sensitive teeth, but I’m also the victim of your judgment. – Hmm. – For no reason. I didn’t earn it. I didn’t ask for it. And you should apologize for it. – But who’s on to Popsicle number two now? See? You’re still licking Popsicle one. I mean, oh, what was that? – It broke off, see? I didn’t even have all that. – No, to be truthful. I don’t just pick it up and do it like that. I pick it up and you get a little lick job goin’. – It’s too cold. It’s too cold to stay in my mouth. – You know, you lick it a little bit and then you get bored and you say, you bite it. Stevie, do you know what is being asked here? Like, do you know? – [Stevie] I believe the poll was just simply do you prefer- – I can do that. – [Stevie] To lick or bite. – Lick or bite. – I can do that. Look. – Yeah, you do it. Might I suggest molars? I don’t bite with the front teeth. – I think that’s worse. ‘Cause then it- – Worse? – Yeah. – Bite quick. No, you do a double bite. Do a single bite like this, like quick. It’s in the middle of my tongue. Separate and set on the tongue. (crew laughs) You gotta look cooler when you do it, though. – I don’t need to look cool. I’m the CEO of a company. – That’s right. He’s got a point. I wouldn’t eat those in front of your kids, though. They’ll lose all faith in you. – I think people bite. To me the bite is implying no lick. Lick is not implying no bite. – I think Popsicles were meant to be licked. And if we go with our- – Right. – If we’re going with our logic, which is most people choose to enjoy something as its inventor intended. – As a lick. Yep. But I mean- – But everybody bites at some point. – I think this is probably gonna be split, but I’m leaning towards like 49%. – I think it might be more. I think more people might lick it. – You think more people- – But. – Are gonna say- – I’m trying, let’s take into account the confusion that comes into this. It depends on- – That’s what makes it such a tight result. – People are like, “Well, I mean I lick it, but then I bite it. I mean, I mean I had to choose, I gotta choose one. I mean, what, what will I, what would I definitely do if I was eating this?” – [Link] I feel strong. – “I’d definitely bite it.” – Strong. No. You definitely licked it. – “I definitely lick at the start? – You definitely licked it. – “Is it what I start with? Maybe it’s what I start with.” – Definitely licked it. – No one, and no Mythical Beast is actually that guy that I’m being right now. No one’s this guy, who looks up when he makes decisions. No one’s this guy. – I think- – None of you are this guy. If you look up when you’re making decisions, with your eyes but not with your head. – If you have to think about something- – Just stop. – And you look up like this, just stop doing it. – I’m feeling pretty good. – You don’t wanna telegraph how hard you’re thinking about anything. You don’t wanna look like you’re putting that much effort in when you’re thinking about something. Like somebody asked you a difficult question and you’re like, ah? Like you definitely don’t wanna make a constipated sound. Like we can’t hear you thinking. Don’t let us hear you thinking. Think silently. Gosh. – Hey, queen. Listen. – Hey, queen? (crew laughs) Yeah, that’s right. Queen sweep! – That’s right. I’m thinking, I’m feeling good about 45. – 55/45. I like that. Queen sweep! – [Stevie] 54% of the Mythical Beasts- – Lick it! – [Stevie] Voted to bite! – Nooooooo! (crew laughs) (buzzer blares) (Rhett groans) – What? I can’t, I just can’t. I can’t figure out what just happened. (Rhett groans) What just happened? What just happened? – It could be a good horror movie. The Thinker. It’s like, it’s like “The Grudge,” but it’s just a guy who comes out into your bedroom and goes- (Rhett and Link groan) Gimme a second. (Rhett groans) – We didn’t queen sweep, but we still got the win. – We’re still winners. We’re still CEOs. – All right, check this out. Percent-ible shirt. 20% stud, 80% muffin. That’s you. – Okay. Oh wait, what? I’m 99% Angel, but shhh, that 1%. (crew laughs) Oh it’s, ohhh, I thought that was a shhh. – But shhh. That 1%, don’t tell anybody about that. – 99% angel, but ohhh, that 1%. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – Ohhh. – Hi, I’m Grant. – And I’m Steph. 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