Welcome to Good Mythical More. I am 99% angel, but I’m 1%- Right. Sure that this is gonna go horribly. Get it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m 99% sure it’s gonna go great. Well, yeah. I’m just a mostly muffin. And we’ve got these. These are some strange Coke flavors and we’re gonna see if we can match it up by taste alone. I don’t, I mean, boy. Coke’s doing things without me knowing. That’s what I’m gonna say right up top. But first, freeze frame. It’s in there. It’s in there. These are Coca-Cola Creations, which it says, “Coca-Cola Creations takes the iconic Coca-Cola trademark and lends it to new expressions. Driven by collaboration, creativity, and cultural connections through limited edition sequential releases, Coca-Cola Creations introduces new products and experiences across physical and digital worlds.” Okay. Sounds like a corporate presentation. AI much? I think it’s corporate much. Yeah. But I do have really unhelpful descriptions of each of these- Oh, okay. Flavors, as well. This has got, first of all, can I say this has a red tint that the others don’t? Coca-Cola Marshmello, which we’ve had before. And we also had the… We should be able to taste the marshmallow. Cola marsh ice from the 40s. The only one that has a flavor that can be tasted is marshmallow. Coca Cola Byte. Byte, Coca-Cola Move. You can’t taste Byte, you can’t taste Move. Starlight. You can’t taste Starlight. Dreamworld. You can’t taste Dreamworld. But you can taste marshmallow. So Stevie, are you saying you want to tell us? Yeah, what do you wanna hear about? I don’t have one for Marshmello because it’s Marshmello but… Well, let’s… This has got red in it, which makes me think about moving. You wanna hear about Move? It would be Starlight. I don’t want to hear- Let’s hear about Move. “An homage to all the versions of ourselves that coexist within us and that form our very own personality, Coca-Cola Move is a tribute to the different faces of transformation, mixing a great but familiar Coca-Cola taste with both bold and delicate flavors.” You’re right. You’re right, you’re right. It means nothing to us. I’m just saying Move seems like woo, red! Because I think Byte is a cold. It could be Byte. Byte is a colder word. I would want like, a blue, a purple. It’s not a warm word. So I’m gonna leave this at Move. I think you’re right. Move. Move. Move. Let’s go to B. Let’s taste some B. Now, color-wise, this just looks like Coke. Mm-hmm. That’s fruity. What is that? That’s Dreamworld. Doesn’t it taste like a Dreamworld? Like dream. I mean, you said it tasted fruity. What kind of fruit? You know, like a berry? What’s that fruit in this Dreamworld? Tell us about Dreamworld. “Coca-Cola Dreamworld makes the most fascinating parts of our imagination real.” Yeah. This limited edition sparkling beverage from Coca-Cola Creations explores the realms of the surreal, the imaginary, and the otherworldly.” Surreal and otherworldly. Surreal berries, man. I don’t think this is crazy enough to be surreal. This might be Byte. You ate a berry and like, oh, man! What was in that berry? I reserve the right to move it, but we’ll go with Dreamworld. I mean, I don’t know. I think it could be Byte. It could be Byte, but it doesn’t have a Byte. But Byte with a Y. Byte with a Y is different than Byte with an I. It’s like a microchip. Like you’re drinking data. I think it tasted a little like data. C. This is Coke color. C, C. C, C. This is Marshmello. Right? Maybe? I mean, what would that be? We’re gonna know Marshmello when we taste it and this isn’t it. This is not Marshmello. This isn’t it. There’s a darkness to it that I think- Starlight. Is what allows for the stars to be seen. I’m down with that. I’m down with that. It’s almost like a licoricey. Yeah. That’s why I feel like I might be tasting. Like, a marshmallow mixed with a Coke, but maybe it’ll be more obvious as we move down this line. I mean, we’re gonna have to move some of these around. Give you the D! Here it is. Oh, that this is fruitier than Dreamworld. This is like Dreamworld. It’s more subtle, though. I feel like this might be the Starlight above the Dreamworld. But you thought that Dreamworld tasted like Byte, so maybe you think this is Byte. Tell us how about Byte. “Inspired by gaming, Coca-Cola Byte invites you to explore what pixels might taste like with a refreshingly new- This is so dumb. Yet deliciously familiar Coke flavor experience.” Well, hold on. Inspired by gaming? Hold on, hold on. So stupid. Inspired by gaming. Taste how bad the red tastes right now, after that. Horrible. Can you believe that? Kind of reminds me of gaming. Can you believe how bad? Yeah, I think the red might be the Byte. ’cause gamers get so lost in the world that they don’t really know what’s tasting good anymore. I think this is the best tasting one ’cause it tastes the most just like Coke. It makes me want to get up and move to another Coke. We have not tasted the Marshmello yet, I’m pretty sure. Well, if we haven’t- So this has gotta be it. This is not it. I was right about which one it was. Well, the thing is about the Marshmello. I thought that it was supposed to be like, tasting like marshmallow, but I guess it doesn’t taste like marshmallow. It’s just- Well, tell us about it. It’s just the Marshmello artist, DJ man. Oh, yes! Oh! He may or may not have been on this show. And it’s spelled, it’s confusing ’cause our little piece up there says it’s spelled incorrectly. It’s supposed to be spelled with an E. I think the one that I thought was marshmallow flavored is the one for him. Which one did I think was marshmallow flavored? Was it Starlight? It was Starlight, wasn’t it? I don’t remember. Yes. Starlight is his. No, his is Marshmello. It tastes like marshmallow and then that makes- I hate it. It’s a little creamy. That makes E Starlight. How did we do? How many do we have right? None. Yeah, I think one. You have one correct. Dang it. I just want you to tell us and then I can see if it makes sense after. Yeah, I don’t wanna have this much Coke. Everything you read is just cringey. Okay, so the one you didn’t ask me to read. Oh, yeah. Was Starlight and it says, “Experience a subtle cooling sensation as you enjoy the reddish Starlight beverage.” The only one we didn’t ask her to read said that it was red. So that’s A. So yeah, so that’s Starlight. Oh, dang it. We did it. We did it. Look at that. Who’s buying this stuff? I mean, it literally says, it says Starlight here, but over here, it says, “Space flavored.” Yeah. Space flavored. Who is buying? Space tastes horrible. Can you imagine what space tastes like? It’s just a vacuum. An astronaut urine. If I tasted space, your mouth would explode. Like, if you put your mouth in space to taste it, it would take your tongue and- Suck it right outta your face like a clown taking. Like a magician taking handkerchiefs out of his pocket. Out of a clown’s mouth. Yes. I mean, that’s what would happen. He would just take you and then whatever’s attached- This is an offense to science! Whatever’s attached to the end of your tongue, it would also go into space and then it would start taking the inside of your body and taking it and just pushing it out in space, like a frog. Groddy. That’s what would be happening, okay? That’s what tastes. That’s what space tastes like. It tastes like death. Well, everything Stevie read was cringey. Everything you’re saying is- Accurate. Gross. Okay. 20% stud, 80% muffin. That’s right. B’s the one that you got correct. It’s Dreamworld. Yeah. Let’s see Dreamworld. Dreamworld. That’s a cute little can. Comes in a little can. Look there. Look there. And it doesn’t say- What does it taste like, space? Doesn’t have another thing. It tastes like a Dreamworld. So it’s like… These are in like, the stores? Floating. Like, you can let you open the- Door. Door at the convenience store and this is in it? No, it’s a door floating in space. It tastes like a floating space door. Oh, it’s a little door? You like those little doors, don’t you? You want that? Look at those little doors. Last time I talked about getting a little door tattoo, people started sending me lots of little door tattoos and I started thinking maybe I gotta get one. Now, I’ve got three tattoos lined up. Okay. And I don’t have locations necessarily. Which one was this? This one, right? But little door is one of them. And apparently, we had to get the majority of these on eBay. It just says like, they’re limited editions, so I guess they’re super limited. C was actually Coca-Cola Move. Coca-Cola Move. This is Move? Yeah. So Move tastes like marshmallow. Move it to the right spot. But not. So this is… It’s kinda little rooty beer-ish. This is with Rosalia, the artist. Rosalia. Rosalia. Rosalia? I used to get Rosalia, then I got some cream from my dermatologist. Transformation flavored. So it tastes like a transformation. Says it right there. Now, I like this can. I like a little pink and white. I mean, why do they call it Move and then they give another name for the flavor? “An homage to the versions of ourselves that coexist within us.” I thought you’re gonna stop me. I don’t wanna read it. Like, this isn’t corporate speak, this is marketing speak. You know, it’s just meaningless. Meaningless words strung together to make you buy things. And I think they know that they’re not that confident in it., so they’re like, give them a seven and a half ounce can. Yeah. Because they’ll run out of steam. You know what I’m saying? They’ll run outta steam. So that’s Coca-Cola Move. Put that there. So let’s- But you’re saying, what was Move? What letter? C. C. What you wanna do? Move that? I wanna put it with the thing. Okay. And then D was Marshmello. Let’s see that. Taller can. More confident. Now, I saw that can at the store. Very close to half of the Move, but not the other half. Does it say what the flavoring is? Watermelon-strawberry flavored Coke. Okay. Watermelon strawberry. Yeah, now that I know, that’s what they were trying to go for. The artist Marshmello’s limited edition. How did he get a can of Coke? Oh, he’s massive. He’s an international superstar. Is he? Yes. So he really wasn’t on our show. That was just a dude in a suit. Well, we’ve never confirmed it. He didn’t speak. And so that makes E Byte. Oh. Look at what we’ve got. It’s like Minecraft. You ever wanna know what a pixel tastes like? This doesn’t feel like something that anybody would actually buy at the store. It’s like something you get when you go to an event. Yeah. You know, like, you go to like, a weird event and- Oh, snap. Did you get your cans of Coca-Cola Byte? Look at that. Player one, player two. Oh, hello. We each get one. This is cool. I like purple. Oh, man. I might become a gamer. What got you into gaming? Well, sit down for a second. You know Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola Byte. Now, stand back up. Pixel flavor. This is zero sugar. I had something pixel flavored. Oh, that’s a good can. Pixel flavored. I think I take everything back. I take it all back. I’m completely on Team Coke again. Recycle me to play again. It’s a double meaning and it’s good. What is this accomplished? Sales. You know, if I’m the CEO of Coke. Yeah. It’s like, what does this accomplish? What do you think the CEO of Coke wears? You guys are pulling my chain. You think the CEO Coke has a 20% stud, 80% muffin t-shirt on with a salmon collar coming out from underneath it? I doubt it. Yeah, I severely doubt it. I doubt it. Who is the CEO of Coke these days? Marshmello. Bob Iger. Didn’t he move over from some? James Quincy. James Quincy? The way that Sierra said it, I thought she just knew the CEO of Coke and I was so confused. James Quincy, signer of the Constitution and CEO of Coca-Cola. I wonder how many times people call him Quincy James. Well, I don’t know. Gotta get to know him to find out. Do you wanna guess his 2021 salary? CEO of Coke 2021 salary? It’s gotta be, I mean, they make like, 200 million a year. No. I hope not. Okay. $74 million. 24.6 million. Oh, he’s underpaid. Hope is restored. He’s underpaid. All right. Okay. That whole pay equity thing, it’s not even an issue anymore. Next week is cookout week on Sporked! Get all the recommendations for the best cookout essentials.