Today we’re bidding on mystery boxes from Etsy. Let’s talk about that. ((Intro Music)) Good Mythical Morning. I have a mystery for you to solve. Okay, is it the mystery of who won a bidding war on various boxes of mystery bought on Etsy? No, I was gonna ask you if you knew who left the half drunk coconut LaCroix in the fridge. But yours sounds more fun. It’s time for Contents Confidential, The Mystery Box Challenge! Welcome to the Bidding Ballroom Zone! The Mythical Crew has purchased four different mystery boxes of different prices from the internet. Each contestant will win a box, but only one will emerge victorious with the biggest gap between their bid and the actual retail price. And we have a new wrinkle to the game! We’ve placed a secret advantage inside one of today’s boxes. The winning bidder of that box, gets that advantage. That’s how it works, yep. We have our panel, Gwynedd, Emily, Link, and most importantly, our reigning mystery boxing champion, Stevie! ((Applause)) She’s been wearing that belt everywhere! Okay, Chase, Channa, sorry, Channa Hite, can we see our first mystery box? Of course. Also a new little wrinkle. We’re not going to show you the inside of the box. Instead, Channa is going to show off a few select items. What we have here is. I don’t know how I feel about that. Okay, well, you’re on the panel. It doesn’t matter how you feel about it. I’m hungry for box. What we have here is the Cottagecore Mystery Box from Etsy seller Lulu at Avenue Vintage. Indulge in a delightful surprise with this vintage mystery box meticulously curated to elevate your retro home decor. Allow the allure of rustic and nature inspired items to evoke countryside charm. So, we’re really looking at countryside charm. – [Link] Is that a hedgehog made out of coconut? – [Gwynedd] Sticks? I think it’s a hedgehog made out of burlap and sticks. Okay. Even better. – [Link] Put it in your cottage. Anyone here own a cottage? Not yet. Now Channa is drawing special attention to this vintage plate which has a, price tag on it. It is from Threshold. That’s Target. Target! Yeah. Very vintage. It’s from a very old Target. Okay. – [Stevie] And what about little Tom Sawyer there? – [Link] Tom Sawyer is made out of two different. – [Rhett] And a basket. Can we see the badonkadonk on Tom Sawyer? Just a moment. Oh! – [Link] Good question. Sweet cheeks. I’m just saying, does that cost extra? I don’t know. – [Rhett] He’s been doing his thrusts. Okay. We’re gonna start the bidding at $15. Okay, Emily, Link’s up to 20, okay? What do we, 25? 25? I love the bidding! 30! – [Rhett] 30! Emily’s on 30, and 35! Very trendy. Really, Threshold? 36? – [Rhett] 30, Oh, nope. We got five mile minimum business. 40 from Link. Okay. He loves Target. Okay, we’re in the 40 homestretch. 45! – [Rhett] 45, okay. Save me. Okay, we’re in 45. There’s a reigning champion’s at 45. What do we do? Emily is thinking about it, Gwynedd has not made a move. 50! 50 from, 55 very quick from Link. There’s Charles. He’s going up. He’s seeing something else, did he see vinyl records? Did you break him? Oh! Oh! It’s cologne! – [Emily] 60! 60 from Emily because she found out that Tom Sawyer’s badonkadonk has cologne in it. Okay, alright, we’re up to 60. Are we? Gwynedd is. 65! – [Rhett] 65! She’s entering the bidding war. Okay, alright, I like this aggressive bidding. We’re holding at 65. 65 to Gwynedd, going once. 70! – [Rhett] 70! Okay, we’re up to 70. Tom Sawyer? It says fun Christmas gift. for her on it, so I’m out. Okay, alright, we’re up to 70. 70 going once to Emily, going twice and sold! Oh! Give me that butt! Give me that butt! I can’t wait to smell what, Tom Sawyer’s butt cologne smells like. That’s gonna be up to Emily cause you lost. You can smell his butt. Thank you. Oh, wow. It is burlap. I thought it was made out of hair or something. And it’s got little pockets. – [Rhett] Take a look inside your mystery box. Okay, hang on. Let me smell first. I gotta have my. ((Laughing)) I think she likes it. Whoa, that smells bad. Okay. Uh oh. Congratulations, brave first box winner, you’ve won the hidden advantage. Enjoy $100 added back to your account! She got that for negative $30! It’s a Peter Rabbit! You can have the whole box. I love Peter Rabbit. I got little, candlestick things. I got, ooh, this is, this is a picture frame. Yep. – [Emily] That I’m going to put on the wall at Cracker Barrel. Have you seen people doing that? Target. I got. She was literally given money to enjoy all this. – [Emily] What is this? I got, I got, I got. Sorry. I got, a dish that you can make, one piece of bread in or something. And then I got, dang, this is so much stuff. Stickers. Love a sticker. – A piece piece of paper? – A piece of a book. Nice. And then, no, no, a good neighbor makes life happier. This is great. Congratulations, Emily. You can give that to a neighbor of yours. Well, I’m just gonna, yeah, I’m gonna put that on there to tell them. Let’s take a look at mystery box number two. – [Link] Okay. This is the Mystery Pocket Knives Box from Etsy seller TarasAdventures23. Need a gift for the one who has everything except pocket knives? Grab this mystery box and let the rest be history. Sure to impress. – [Stevie] No, be careful. This mystery box comes with not three, not four, nope. But five mystery pocket knives. We’re talking about a five knife box. One for each finger. And we’re starting the bidding at twenty dollars. Fifty dollars. Whoa! Link’s out of the gate! Fifty dollars! Somebody want to go a hundred? Somebody want to double up? I think that I’ll go fifty-five dollars. Fifty-five! Okay, we got to fifty-five. Alright. – Stevie? – Sixty! Sixty. Okay, sixty dollars for those knives. Sixty-five. Ninety. – [Rhett] Ninety! Whoa, Link, he’s aggressive. He loves knives. – [Link] I’m so good. He’s not allowed to touch them. He’s not allowed to touch them. But now he’s got one for every day of the weekdays. Link’s at ninety. Anybody want to go higher than ninety? Ninety-five. Ninety-five. Now, I will trade with Emily. Well, you can make that decision later. You can’t make that decision now. Let me think about it. – $100. – $100 to Link. Okay. All right. We’re at Triple deeg. Triple deeg. All right. Anybody want to go 105? Oh, come on. 105. Five knives, Gwynedd. 105! – [Rhett] 105! Do I hear a one? Highway 110! Do I hear it? Do I hear it? Do I hear it? Do I hear it? Are we going to stop at 105? Link is going to give up on the knives so easily? All right, 105 going once, going twice, 110. – [Rhett] And, oh! 110 to Link, making it interesting. Well, look at that, that’s sharp. – [Stevie] Sold? – [Rhett] Okay, we’re at 110. Stevie, Gwynedd, do you want to go? It’s a safety issue, but I. You don’t want to keep me from the knives? I do, but. You’re sitting mighty close to me. – [Rhett] 110! That’s true. Going once. I’m going to pull each knife out. – [Rhett] Going twice! Gwynedd, you want it. 125! 125, Gwynedd in the house! Gwynedd’s not even sitting next to me. Yeah, she’s thinking about Stevie’s safety. Yeah, exactly. 135. – [Rhett] 135? Okay, we’ve got just crazy bids happening right now. I might pull out two knives at once. Open them, and then what am I gonna do? I’m gonna have to open all the rest of the knives with these knives open in my hand. Gwynedd, you should get in on this. 135. I’m probably gonna do this. – [Rhett] Going once. I’m going with 135. No one wants Link to have these knives. You gotta go higher. Well, Stevie doesn’t seem to care. She’s making you, she’s controlling you to do the bidding for her. – [Rhett] Weren’t we at 135? – [Stevie] Delegation. No, we weren’t at 135. 140. – [Rhett] 140. Link’s at 140. Going once. Going twice. Oh, no. And sold, to the Linkster for 140. – [Link] I mean, Stevie. Well, I, wait, I have a game to play. Okay, so do I. It’s called playing with knives! Oh, gosh. Nobody can stop me! Alright, I’ve already seen that one. You can, you have. There’s four more in here. Whoa! – [Chase] It’s already open. Y’all pre-opened them for him? There we go. Oh, and look at this one. This is like an eagle’s talon. – [Rhett] Don’t be it with that one. It’ll close on you. Don’t do it with that one. That’s not a knife. How do you close this? You’re making everyone nervous. How? – [Rhett] You’re making everyone very nervous. I mean I don’t even know how to close this. They came open. Okay, Link, let’s, can we, do we have a safety expert who will come in here and? Safety expert? Who can close. Close the knives and then put them, put them back in the box so we can take them home and then. Put it down. – [Rhett] These will be safe. I figured it out. – [Rhett] These will be safer with Link’s children at home. Okay, let’s move on to box number three, but first we want to let you know, we made a very special throwback episode of Good Mythical Morning just for the Mythical Society that you can watch for free. Remember what we used to look like? Yeah. – [Link] That is a current photo. – Yeah. – What? – [Link] Yes. That’s a current photo. We did some special magic to make ourselves look a lot younger. Well, we still look a little old, but that’s what we used to look like 12 years ago when we first started the show. – [Link] But we never changed. We recreated the set, we recreated our old looks, and we did an episode that was a lot like the stuff that we used to do back when we started this show. You can go watch it now. It’s open to all degrees, including the free tier. Initiates. MythicalSociety.com Go over there and watch. Just check it out! – [Link] It’s free. I mean, it was a weird experience making that. Like. – [Rhett] Yep. I realized how much better the show is now. Yeah. Thank God. I think so too. I think so too. Let’s take a look at mystery box number three. Channa, show us some items from that. This is the mystery box. Yes, I want it! The mystery wig box from Etsy seller LoveQueenWigs. It features eight. Eight. What?! That’s a wig for every day of the week and then another one on Smonday. Smonday! Smonday, Smonday, Smonday. Slay the house down. ((Laughing)) Okay. You know. The intonation, the, yeah. – [Rhett] Yeah, I lost confidence as I was saying that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, we’re starting the bidding at $25 for 8 wigs. Well, Gwynedd’s really gonna. Literally $100. Oh, we’re out of the gate! 100! Triple D, it’s right off the bat! Got that front. Portion on that wig. Lace front. – [Gwynedd] That’s how you know it’s good. – [Emily] Looks like you ain’t gonna take it anymore. That’s a Twisted Sister reference. ((Laughing)) I was like, no I think she’s gonna get it. Stevie, we had a hundred dollar bid. – [Stevie] I mean. And one thing to keep in mind everybody, is that, or actually really just Gwynedd and Stevie, if you don’t win this box, you automatically win, whatever is in box number four, right? And whatever, you know, the difference between whatever your bid was and the price of this. So, keep that in mind. You’re walking away with a box no matter what in this round. Right now we’re at 110. No, we’re at 100. What are we at? – [Stevie] We’re at 100. 100. And that’s why I feel like if I, if I bid any more and I don’t win, because Gwynedd’s definitely wants this wig box, then it doesn’t look good for me for the fourth box. Eight wigs, Stevie! I’m gonna bid, and then if it doesn’t work out for me, then you’re gonna, have to sit next to Link with all these knives. Okay, okay, well listen, I actually do know how much wigs cost, because that wig that I was wearing, that somehow Anna got all my hair underneath for the recreation, When we started talking to her about, can we cut this wig? And she was like, well if you cut it, you buy it. And I was like, well how much is that? And she was like, $550. Whoa! It looked like a good wig. That wig, I don’t know. – [Rhett] So wigs can get pricey! It’s made out of actual goat hair, which is the closest thing to. ((Laughing)) 110 Man, you’re getting spicier once you got the knives in your hands. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, cross me. Okay, we’re at 110? Stevie at 110. Oh, look at. Look at Channa enjoying wigs! Oh! – [Emily] Really selling it, Channa. – [Rhett] Getting really close. How could I resist? 125. – [Rhett] 125! Gwynedd wants them wigs! I wanna see you in those wigs! I wanna see you in those wigs, Gwynedd! Stevie? – I want to see Stevie. – 130. – [Rhett] Okay, here we go. I’ve never seen you in a wig, Stevie. Is that a wig? I don’t even know why I’m, yeah. Yes. ((Laughing)) But I wish it could look like that. – [Rhett] Okay, so Stevie’s at 130. 130, 130. Gwynedd is? 135. Is that a hat and a wig combo that you have on right now together? It is. ((Laughing)) Okay, 135. Alright, alright. She loves her wigs. – [Stevie] Give it to Gwynedd. Give it to Gwynedd, I’m out. – [Rhett] Alright. I’m out. Going once, going twice, and sold to Gwynedd for 135. Wow. – [Rhett] Take a look at them wigs. Wig time. you might win. Wig time. Wig time. Wig time. It’s time for wigs. You want to put this down? You automatically get box number four. Oh, that’s heft. That’s hefty. Feel that. Wow. – [Rhett] Let’s take a look at those wigs. Let’s see what we’ve got. – [Rhett] Dang, we’ve got all kinds of wigs. Comes with a wig cap, which is nice. – [Rhett] Wig cap, you gotta have those. Is that a lube? – [Rhett] Wig lube. All the wig lube you need. – [Link] You gotta get that. You gotta get it on. Okay. So there’s some colors, so you can. Nice. Come on, Gwynedd. Okay. Don’t, don’t make us wait. So, they’re kind of old. – [Link] You need to don a wig. These are beautiful colors. They are. There’s, a lot of mermaid-y kind of action going on here. – [Link] Wear it. Wear it. I’ve always liked them. But then, they just give you some. – [Rhett] I like ladies in wigs. Different colored wigs. I’m all about it. Oh, gosh. These are so good. Hat hair. I lied about my hair. I like that one. – [Rhett] These are nice wigs. That lather. I’ve got enough wig experience to know, or I like to call wig-sperience, to know. That these are nice wigs. Oh, oh yeah. Okay, voice should change I assume. Oh! – [Rhett] Wow. It’s a little Benjamin Franklin chic. Oh, beautiful! I see founding father as my ultimate vibe. Stevie, let’s see what you got in your box. Okay. – [Rhett] Stevie, this. I have a bad feeling, cause these are good boxes. There has to be one bad box. That might be. Well, why’d you leave me down this path? That might be. Cause this is the exotic, rare, Asian, ramen, and ramyeon, assorted ramen box from Etsy seller HiGardenia. This is not 135 or whatever. We don’t have eight wigs, but we do have six packs of ramen. ((Laughing)) Get ready, get ready for Link and the knives. You should have bid on these knives. – [Rhett] Hey, but these are, these are from the countries of origin. Okay? I mean, we’re talking Japan, Korea, China, Thailand, and more. I mean, there is hot and spicy artificial beef flavor. – [Rhett] Hey, there you go. Hey, look on the bright side. There’s an upside, I guess. We don’t know how well or bad you did. We’re about to find out though. We paid $22.95 for the ramen mystery box. So Stevie, you paid $130 for that, meaning you lost $107.05 cents, and you are indeed in last place. We paid $45.99 for the mystery knives box, Link, that you paid $140, you lost $94.01 But, knives! But knives, yes, we paid $153 for the cottagecore mystery box. Emily, you paid $70 for it, but you also got a hundred dollar advantage, meaning that you gained $183 . But you know what? Gwynedd, for that box of eight wigs we paid $392.75 You paid $135 meaning that you walked away with $257 and Gwynedd, is regaining her title as the mystery boxing champion of the world. Hand that belt over, Stevie. Well deserved. Thank you! – [Rhett] Look at that, wigs and belts for days. That’s a lucky wig, you gotta wear it next time. Hey, thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. Now y’all say, you know what time it is. You know what time it is. I’m Ryan. And I’m Stacey. And we’re eating first batch of MishMash. And now, it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Dink it. Sink it. Dig in and sink it! Love it! Click the top link to watch us guess which protein bars have the most protein by taste in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. – [Link] Watch a very special throwback episode of Good Mythical Morning for free now at MythicalSociety.com