Today, we discover even more crazy stadium foods. Let’s talk about that Good Mythical Morning. The beauty of American food is that there are really no bounds. Yeah. Some of the most delicious foods you’ve ever imagined are being crafted at sports stadiums all across the country. And some of the weirdest, too. But we’re not here to judge. We’re just here to eat and hike footballs to guess where these creations came from. It’s time for Hut, Hut, Bite. Crazy Stadium Foods. More, More, More. Stadium Foods Edition. Welcome back to the Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty Hiking Everywhere stadium. Yeah. Let’s see who we’ve got on our game board. Hello. Greetings and blessings. I’m Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter from Houston, Texas. Who the hell are you? Nobody, Queen. Two guys. Wonderful. It’s Beyoncé. Wow. Beyoncé is here. Nobody told us. Blessed to be Beyoncé. Hello. I’m from Michigan. I’m an american auto worker and a union man. Loyal viewers may remember that my wife and I had previously been involved in a romantic entanglement with the space robots known as the Transformers. I have a little life update for y’all, if you’re curious. Yes, I am. Well, we decided to put that all behind us and rededicate our lives to each other and Jesus Christ. Or so I thought. I returned home early one day from a union meeting to find my living room littered with the tops of carrots. And I heard the telltale phrase, what’s up, doc? Echoing from my bedroom. That’s right, my wife was sleeping with cartoon icon Bugs Bunny. I hate that rabbit. And I hate those Looney Tunes. Sorry. Sorry for what you’re dealing with. This is, and this is worse. Yeah, that’s worse. It’s just a thrill to be on the same show as Beyoncé, though. Wow, what a get for y’all. You’re welcome. Welcome to Cajun Country, Louisiana, home of the American Museum of Fencing. And you need a sword this big when you fighting off them gators. It sounds a lot like the guy who’s the NASCAR guy. Yeah, it kind of does NASCAR? Only thing we ride around these parts is gators. Okay. All right. It is I, the lost founding father, Citizen Cream Cheese Liberty Bell of Pennsylvania. I’m not in the history books. They have forgotten me. I missed the constitutional convention because I had IBS, and was stuck in a loo. How are you? Good. What are you stroking? Your name is cream cheese? My name is Citizen Cream Cheese Liberty Bell. Okay, good. I’m little kid. I’m a little kid from Ohio, and I like corn. I like corn. And did you know. Did you know it’s got little knobbies and. Yeah. So we got a little kid from Ohio. Is it the corn meme kid? The corn kid? Yeah. I’m no corn kid. I’m my own person. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Hey, how’s it going? Good. I ain’t talking to you. I ain’t telling you nothing. I’m not telling you where I’m from. You’re never gonna know what state I’m from. Illinois? Yeah. It’s written. You didn’t hear it from me. No. Okay. I’m not talking. You can’t make me. But. Okay. If you wanted to, what’d you do to me? Not again. We’ll need to think about it. Not again. Think about it. Get back to me. All right. Hi, I’m from Florida, but one very specific part of Florida. Disney World? Disney! Yes. And you’re an adult? Yes, I am an adult, and I am from Disney. What a dream come true. Yeah. Seriously. I can’t believe it. I’ve met Mickey Mouse three times. Lucky. I literally can’t believe it. I’m so happy for you And New York? What’s up? The name’s Bo. Last name’s Dega Cat. I’m from New York. I auditioned for Cats on Broadway. Didn’t get it. And now I’m here playing this part. Okay. All right. Concise. I like it. All right, are we ready to flip this coin? Yeah, let’s flip this coin. My favorite part of the episode. KG? Referee KG. Now, I will say that just before we started filming, there was discussion, mostly between you and you, about whether or not this was a necessary part of this game. And we agree. What? That we don’t need this. You don’t need me? No, we. I need you. I feel like we do. I enjoy this part. But can you make it awesome? Yeah, I’ll make it awesome. Okay, Link, since you lost, you get to pick the coin flip. Okay. Heads. Tails. Oh, I like that. Those little taps. Ready? Yeah. Tails. Heads. It’s heads. That was awesome. You dropped it. Thank you. That was planned. It was planned. All right, so you get to choose. So, you get to go second. Yeah. All right. You can stay there if you need to, but. The whole time? You want me to just stand here this whole time? Well, you wouldn’t be here at all. If it was up to me. The coin flip wouldn’t be a part of this episode. I just think, see, what’s happening now is not needed. And we’re talking about it. I’m enjoying all of it. Making it worse. If it wasn’t KG, I would say cut it. Hot dudes, now that you’ve met all the states, which one is home to our first stadium food? These are Cannoli Nachos. Cannoli nacho chips topped with chocolate, whipped ricotta, diced strawberries, strawberry pearls, pistachio dust, caramel sauce, espresso dirt, micro mint, lemon and donut sugar. Espresso dirt? I guess so. Yeah. I mean, these are tasty and fancy. It seems too fancy. You have to be in a box at the stadium for this? You mean, do they come in a box or are you sitting in a box? You’re in the box. all right. I put a guy in a box once. Oh, you did? Yeah. But you didn’t hear from me. Okay. I’d be glad to talk to you, but Beyoncé’s here, so I’m definitely gonna talk to her. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Bey. Hello. You lost your hat. I lost my hat again. But you know what I didn’t lose? Grammys. That’s right, girl. What do you have? What awards do you have? Streamys. Tell her about the Streamys. What is that? Hey. Streamys, Shortys, and Webbys. Streamys, Shortys, Webbys. What are those things? Dont worry about it. I dont think who has the most frou frou stuff? I think none of these places seem too frou frou. I mean, Michigan might be compensating for something. Blue collar. Thats true. I am blue collar. Im a union man. If you’re wondering where my wife is now, this morning she boarded a spaceship to make love to all the Looney Tunes aboard it. And also a race of basketball playing aliens known as the Monstars. She calls it getting space jammed. I hate those Looney Tunes. I get it, and I’m sorry. I feel like this is Pennsylvania, though. Yes, Pennsylvania. You think that would go good with my IBS? I don’t think so. He’s throwing you off the scent. What are you stroking? This is my wig. We wore wigs back in those times. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. All right. I think this is you, so stop stroking your wig. I can do both. I can do many things. Except for attend the constitutional convention due to my IBS. Here we go. Okay, so I’m gonna try again. See, KG? You’re still. I’m glad you’re here, KG. Yes, Pennsylvania. Okay. One thing I want to point out is that in the past, I have said some disparaging things about the state of Ohio. But we will be in the state of Ohio in a matter of weeks. So, I just want to take everything back. I want to make amends. And through this young representative of the state of Ohio, I would just like to say I’m sorry, and I love your state, and I’m looking forward to coming there. I accept your apology. So sweet. I feel like this is a place, because it’s cannoli with a high Italian concentration. Illinois. Not that you heard it from me, but Illinois. Yes, I will admit that I am Italian. Yes, yes, yes. Love cannolis. But I also love Twinkies. We invented Twinkies in Illinois. But also, I knew a guy named Twinkie once, but we don’t talk about him anymore. Okay. Another high concentration of Italian. New York. Do you mind if I do a quick self tape? Real quick? I’m Bodega Cat, five ten. I’m auditioning for the role of fact giver. Okay, here we go. Farting is a misdemeanor in the New York church. Scene. Thank you. You’re definitely getting whatever part you’re auditioning for. I understood it perfectly. Thank God we have subtitles this episode. Okay, I’m sticking with Illinois. All right. Let’s go, hit me. Oh, nice hike. All right. That’s a good guess. This one’s for Twinkie. These sweet nachos are from Pennsylvania. Yes. Which means Link scored a touchdown, earned six points. But, Rhett, it’s not over for you yet, because if you can guess which pro league football team in Pennsylvania served this dish, you get three points. Steelers? I’m sorry. It’s the Philadelphia Eagle. Oh, yeah. There’s another one. Yes, sir. Next up we have the Coney Dog Egg Roll. An egg roll stuffed with hot dogs, chili, mustard, and onions. I love egg roll fusions. Like when we went back to. It’s your lucky day, Link. North Carolina. We got a collard green and pimento cheese egg roll. I was there. At the Sports Zone in Lillington. Yeah. Shout out to the Sports Zone. They invented it. And I loved it so much. That’s hot. So, there is ketchup on the inside of the. And mustard on the outside. Egg roll. It’s a hot dog. A coney, if you will. I just love egg rolls. You ever had an egg roll filled with jambalaya? I would be open to it. Nothing like a long day of chasing gators. Finished off with some jambalaya egg roll. Thanks for jumping in there with that. Oh, man. Egg roll, inside. Just getting the dog going on, it could be a Florida thing. I know at Disney they do some, like, corn dogs. All kinds of egg rolls. We have an egg roll filled with cheeseburger. We have an egg roll filled with pizza, and they’re all made by Remy the rat. Okay. From the movie Ratatouille. You’re really into that. Have you always been into Disney, or did you have to become an adult first? I was in a car accident and nearly lost my life. Okay. And after that. I thought, I want to bring more joy to my time. And I said, where’s the most joyful place on earth? Wow. And it’s working for you? I am happier than I’ve ever been. I told you, I’ve met Mickey Mouse three times. Yeah. That you did. I can’t believe it. Look at her face. It’s practically bursting. It seems like they might be dying inside. It’s, like, very happy, but. No, no. Did the car crash take my family? Yes. Am I happier than I’ve ever been? Absolutely. I’ve met Mickey Mouse three times. Okay. Disney solves all problems. I think this is you. Come on, throw it to me. Remember the Titans. The Disney movie. One more time. Let’s do it again. Like a ride. Let’s do it again. This time, more fun. All right. My son loved football. Let’s do this. KG, I don’t want to cut you. It’s so dark. It’s just so dark. Sorry. That is. Easy with the coughing. That’s triggering for me. Why? Well, when my son was dying, he coughed up a lot of blood in the car accident. Just catch the football. That was your fault. Again, let’s Fast Lane this. More Disney. Genie Plus. More fun. I don’t want to cut this part. You said it wasn’t gonna make it on camera anyway. Perfect. That worked. We got it on the third time. Unlike my son, who we could not revive after three tries. I thought that would shut her up. I’m sorry. I’m not gonna ask any questions about what you’ve been through. And so just, God be with you. Coneys, though. Coneys are from New York. Coney island. Do you know my favorite toy, the toilet paper, is from New York. I play with it. Your favorite toy? The toilet paper. The toilet paper. And it’s on the roll. The mind of a cat. I’m gonna catch it with my paws. Oh, that is my fault. KG, I just want you to have a, you know, have something to do. Okay. He caught it. Wasn’t easy. The Coney Dog Egg Roll is from Michigan. It’s okay. You still have a chance for three points. On the count of three. Hold on, but you gonna tell us the type of sport? Yeah, I’m about to right now. On the count of three, tell me, and then I was gonna say, the pro league baseball team in Michigan that serves this three. Michigan baseball. Hold on. They do that there? Three, two, one. The Tigers. Detroit Mariners. Yep. He said. Detroit Tigers. He said Mariners. Detroit Tigers is the answer. I got some points. Rhett mentioned we’re going to Ohio. That’s right. As part of the Good Mythical Tour. And we’ve added two dates in November. So go to goodmythicaltour. com. If you’re in Houston or Dallas area. Texas. Come see us. Right, Beyoncée? No, come see me instead. Hey. Let’s do it together. We’ll open for you. Yeah. No, thank you. Okay. We’ll keep it separate. goodmythicaltour. com Okay, finally, we have Bacon Cheeseburger Dumplings. The dumplings are. I love it. Filled with ground beef, cheese, and bacon, and deep fried, served with thousand island dressing and pickles. Okay, now, that’s the best name we’ve had. Okay. See, it’s like, egg rolls, which I love, but kind of even better. There’s. It’s. It’s hard to make a connection. Sometimes the connections that you’re making that make sense haven’t worked, which is why I’m in the lead. So really, it could just be anywhere. Boy, those are good. Those are so good. Ohio, do you think that’s a good idea? That’s a good idea. I think I would want some. Yeah. I want some. All right. Your mom said we couldn’t feed you. I’m hungry. Yep. I’m hungry. I want food. Right? We’ll just. Well, you just broke one of your corn. You can eat one of the other ones. Illinois, this could be you. Maybe they. Maybe, because where would they be okay with the chopsticks? Like, okay, I’m gonna use the chopsticks. Listen, I’m not. I’m not telling you nothing. And since you haven’t figured out what you would do to me to get me to talk, I’m gonna help you out. Just a suggestion. Okay. Okay. Slap me in the face with a deep dish pizza and call me a good boy. Oh, really? You don’t have to do it, but do it. Okay. I don’t have one right now, but I’ll think about it for later. I have one right here. I have, I always carry a spare with me. Chopsticks. Chopsticks. That’s. That’s where I’m going with this, I think. You know what? I think it’s New York. I can’t do chopsticks, but okay. Bringing in New York. You know what? Change my mind last second. I’m sticking with Illinois. Okay, give it to me. All right. Hit me. Yes. Literally hit me, please. Later, maybe. You know, the interesting thing, Pennsylvania, is once you’ve been guessed, it’s kind of like you just sort of fall out of the conversation. My name is Cream Cheese, and I’m, sorry, I’m changing the character. It’s now a Lin-Manuel Miranda type thing. Okay. Yeah. My name is Cream Cheese, and I’m the best. Everyone knows I got IBS. So it’s both of them. Yeah, because you told us. Yeah. So we all know. I’ve just been sitting here the rest of this time not doing nothing. I wanted to give you an opportunity to reinvent yourself. Yeah, there you go. You did it. I mean, sort of the same thing applies to you, Michigan. I mean, you’ve been chosen, and now you’re just up there just thinking about Looney Tunes. Yes, that’s right. And now that we’re talking, I just want to take this chance to apologize. I know that part of my duties as the representative of my state is to say facts about the state, and I’ve completely dropped that in favor of just talking about stuff that happened to my wife. Here’s another thing that happened to my wife. I return home one day to find Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck in my living room having their classic fight, duck season, rabbit season. Well, they pulled down a poster to reveal that it was indeed my wife’s season. I hate those Looney Tunes. My wife’s season. You know what, Ohio? Because you tend to be so innovative, I feel like you deserve to be chosen this round. I want to be chosen. Thank you. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. To all the people. It’s coming. It’s coming, it’s coming, it’s coming. Oh, no, no, no. Okay, I’m gonna give you. Okay, just do. Let’s do some deep breaths. Deep breaths. It’s gonna be fine. It’s gonna be fine. Okay? Coming right to you. I got it. I got it. That kid went out of her way. Oh, wow. To get that. Everybody applauded at the kid. The Bacon Cheeseburger Dumplings are from New York. Oh, I was so close. Okay, for the three points, it’s a three, two, one. Yes. I’m gonna tell you the type of sport which pro league baseball team in New York serves these dumplings. Link, did you hear the state and the sport? Yes. Okay. Three, two, one. Yankees. Mets. It’s the New York Yankees. No. What does that mean? Well that means that there’s a tie and the prize is that you both get to kick a soccer ball in Good Mythical More to get perfect goals. I think we’ll just figure that out in one minute. All right. I’m sure we can. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. You guys say you know what time it is. You know what time it is. Gators around these parts. Hunter. I’m Griffin. I’m Emma. I’m Maggie. And we’re at the NC state versus UNC football game in Raleigh, North Carolina and it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. I was there too. It was very cold. Click the top link to watch us rank the best sports balls in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. We’ve added new dates to the Good Mythical Tour. Come see us and the crew in Dallas on November fifteenth and Houston, Texas on the sixteenth. goodmythicaltour. com