
Which fast food tacos make the best leftovers? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. The struggle with fast food is that most of the time, it has a time limit on its deliciousness. A window. Hell, most of the time, it loses its quality on the ride home. But if any fast food has a chance to make it to the leftover stage, I think it might be tacos. You think it might be tacos? I think it might be tacos. Chicken tacos? Potentially. With flour? Maybe so. With flour? But is it, you know, flour tortillas. All right. Is there one restaurant going to outlast the rest? It’s time for Restaurant Reheated Tacos Edition. Okay, weenies. All of these soft chicken tacos have been in the Mythical Kitchen fridge for three days. Oh, really? The Cantina Chicken soft taco from Taco Bell. It’s chicken, and it’s flour. Oh, I knew it. I had the inside scoop. It’s chicken and it’s flour. That one has pico all over it. Does that one? Yep. Yep. It’s Cantina, bro. See, I’m a little. So, this is the one that’s not left over? Yeah, it’s hot already. We got to. This is the one straight from the stove. We’re actually gonna do the heating. But we have to do the eating first. Yeah, we’re gonna do the eating and the heating. What is a Cantina taco? It’s got a lot of slurry in there. I guess it’s that pico and cabbage and whatnot. And, like a. It’s pretty nice. Is that like, a guac sauce? You wanna put both of them in there? That’s good. Oh, my goodness. And I think what we wanna do is. Put them in there? We wanna open them up. We wanna give them the best chance. You got a system, huh? And I’m gonna open this up a little bit. Seems like you’ve been briefed. You knew chicken and flour. I’ve been talking to Lily. Now, you know how to open things. Yep. This is suspicious. That I’ve been briefed? Just that you know how to do something. Well, you know, last time we did this with the burgers, we didn’t know how long to do them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We didn’t know how to do it. Chicken and flour. I asked Lily, what should we be doing? And she said, thirty seconds. And it’s just one little button right there. I love it when there’s all these buttons. And the only one I ever use. Get your head close to it. Is the thirty, yeah, so we can get smarter? Yeah. Our tacos are getting reheated and we’re getting smarter. I mean, I don’t want to touch. I was just joking. Any of those other buttons. If there was a reheat taco button, maybe there’s an AM PM button. Yeah. Is it a sponsor? Yeah. Basically, it brings you something from the AM PM. Okay, Rhett, based on my briefing, we have to. Oh, it’s a little hot in that one spot. I think y’all might be right about this. Scale of one to ten, why did you start yelling? That these tacos are gonna be better than those burgers. That’s what y’all said. You were briefed? A little bit. I did hear that. Because it feels the same. You know what I mean? Even with that lettuce on it. The lettuce is a problem. It’s not horrible in any way, though. First of all. It’s not horrible. but. I might have to order this from Taco Bell. What is that sauce? It’s an avocado ranch sauce. Yeah, the avocado ranch sauce. Avocado ranch sauce. Taste the original. It’s so tangy. And then it lost its tang. Well, I know it’s not gonna be as good. The main thing I’m seeing that it’s lost is the crunchiness of. Integrity. The cabbage. I think a day old. I could get by with this. I’m not saying I wouldn’t finish it, and I would, and I might, but I’m gonna give it five. I’m not gonna. I’m not getting crazy here. Well, you’re kind of messing with my brain. I’m not surprised. I thought I was gonna give it an eight, but now that I’m here. Hey. Now that you’re briefing me. That’s why there’s two of us. Well, I’m gonna give it a seven. You’re the Brick and Flour guy. I’m gonna give it a seven. I mean, the chicken and flour guy. Brick and Flour is actually a name for a restaurant. Yeah, that’s not what we’re doing. Not a sponsor. That is a total of. Twelve. Okay, next up, we have Del Taco’s grilled chicken taco. Bold? Grilled. Bold much? Oh, no tomatoes in there. That’s what I like to not see. There’s no cabbage. There’s a lot of lettuce, though. This one has a savory, secret sauce. Secret’s out. It’s not very good. It’s not bad, but it’s not nearly as good as that Cantina that we just had at Taco Bell. Hey, Link, Link, Link, Link, Link. Chicken. Chicken and flour. Chicken and flour. I had them briefed. He’s like a taco prophet. Here, why don’t you open that one? A tophet. I’m a taco prophet. I was just briefed, man. We’ve already established that. Hey, no, a prophet. And then open it up. A prophet needs to act like he wasn’t briefed. I never wanted to be thought of as a prophet. Well. Because a prophet is not welcome in his own country. Too late now. I’m trying to open these. They won’t stay open, but I’ve tried. I’m the microwave opener. There’s a little bit of opening, and then. Can I be the closer as well? Oh, yeah. Because I have an idea. All right. Thirty seconds. I can do some things. Clock wipe. Okay, here we are. Okay. Rhett, you didn’t like it before. Will you like it more now? And this is a. This is how well it holds up to the original or how well I like it? It’s how well it holds up to the original. Yeah. Feels like it’s gonna be a little too hot. I think thirty may have been overdoing it on this. Were you briefed? Twenty-eight. Yeah. Send that back to the people who feed you information. Is it Lily? She’s right there. Twenty-seven seconds. Lily, you hear that? Yeah, yeah. Oh, so hot, Lily. We’re saying twenty-five seconds for Del Taco. Maybe twenty-four. I said on average. Okay. Okay. But when it’s really hot, you can’t taste that it’s not as good, because you’re in a little bit of pain. So, I’m gonna give it a point for that. I think a soft chicken taco. That’s a really good thing to get at all these places. Yeah. I’m loving it. Yeah, yeah. Flour, chicken. It holds up better than the Cantina, because it has less things that can go wrong, including that ranch that went a little off for me. I think that’s a seven. Well, yeah, it’s not as good, but now it’s better. It’s better than it holding up to what it was, than the Taco Bell. That means I need to give it an eight. I’m still gonna give it a seven. It’s a prophet. Because it’s just right there. Yeah, you can’t argue with that. Add those up. That’d be fourteen. What is this, Five Guys? Oh, this is El Pollo Loco, isn’t it? Yes, this is El Pollo Loco’s chicken taco al carbon. Yeah, they do basically, like a street taco. I did not know that they would throw a foil around like this. They do it. They do it to make it authentic, Link. Gosh, look at the cilantro. They’re just, like, gratuitous. That’s a good taco. It needs salsa. It’s pretty accurate for a street taco. Needs salsa. Which, in my opinion, means it’s dry and has way too many tortillas. It needs salsa, but it’s good. The chicken is really high quality. And is that not corn? It’s corn. It’s corn. Nope. Did our prophet fail? It’s okay. When the prophet said chicken and flour, he just meant, like, mostly flour. Just because he got this wrong doesn’t mean we still shouldn’t follow him. There’s a. I am disturbed, though. There’s an undercurrent in this. I do have somewhat of a cognitive dissonance in my brain right now. Because I want to follow the prophet, but the prophet was proven to be wrong. But I’ve already committed so much of my life to him. Lighten up, dude. That I feel like I can’t go back. Give me a second. You’re pushing so hard. All right, I’ve taken the foil off. I’ve gone against my comedic instincts of making fire. I have a new trick, prophet. Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this. Did you see how I closed it with just the power of my mind? I couldn’t see it through the door. Maybe I could be a prophet, too. Clock wipe. Here we are. We’re back. Okay. Oh, wow. Well, that wasn’t as good. A little weak. Now, the chicken that they have at Pollo Loco, they’ve actually, like. They’ve cut up. They’ve made this chicken themselves from bigger chickens. Yeah, yeah. They’ve made the chicken from bigger chickens. They’ve made all these little chickens from bigger chickens. This is not what I get from El Pollo Loco. I mean, I get bone in chicken from El Pollo Loco. Me too. But what I will say, is that, because, again, there’s not a whole lot that can go wrong, it holds up, bro. What’s happening to you? The corn tortilla. Totally. What? Is just saddened. In what way? It’s falling apart. There’s no integrity to it. I didn’t like it, and now I hate it. It got worse. So, if it got worse, does that mean it’s a four? Does that mean it’s a one? I’m gonna give it a three. It’s bad. The chicken held up better than any chicken so far. Cilantro. It is problematic. There’s no sauce on it. The actual, what you would do is you would buy these, not sauce them, and you would have the leftovers, and then you would eat those. Three days is kind of pushing it for this. We have lost some integrity. We’re not adding sauce to any of them, though. I’ll give it a six. All right. For a total of nine. Have you noticed my shirt? Right there. Oh, hey, don’t hit my microwave. I have a microwave connection to that. What you doing to the prophet? This is us as flamingos. We call it the Fl-Amigos. Get it? Because we’re friends. We’re doing our iconic prom handshake pose, but the legs are bending the other way, because. Because that’s how flamingos work. Yeah. It’s in two colors. Pink and sage. This is the sage one. That’s the pink one. Where could they get it? Is this one also at mythical. com? I think it is. Yes. Yep, it is. Okay, up next, we’ve got an Americano Taco from Baja Fresh. What? Two tacos, one foil. But, is that paper? It’s a tortilla. No, no, no. That is paper. Oh, that. The thing with print. It’s printed. I don’t like my tacos to be so commingled. I know. With another man’s tacos. Well, I think they think that only one man’s eating those tacos. Well, this is two guys right here. I mean. There’s no special sauce on that. They have a salsa bar, though. All of these would have salsa on them, but you would not not eat. You wouldn’t put them up as leftovers with salsa on them. So, I think this is a perfect test. I just discovered. It’s easier to take ingredients off before. Are you ready, prophet? Not ready. It’s easy to take toppings off before you heat it. Boy, we are learning so much today. He’s full of wisdom, my prophet. Prophet, watch, watch, watch me. What? Was that the power of your breath alone? The power of my breath alone. Clock wipe. And now we’re gonna put this cold lime on it Didn’t work? You did it. Yes. I’ve been working my lungs. I’m a prophet, and you’re a miracle worker. Miracle. Because you’re in America. This is chicken, and this is chicken and flour. Tortilla holds up great. Yeah, it does. Flour tortillas heat up so much better than the corn. I’ve told you. You’re right about that. I’ve spoken. See, now I’m starting to. The prophet is right. The prophet is right. Flour tortillas hold up great. This chicken holds up pretty good too. Their chicken is just as pollo as loco. But everything else, this is. Eight. This is working. Eight. That is a good, solid recreation of the original experience that I had. Even without sauce and with some soggy lettuce. Yeah, I’ve got to go eight as well. Total of sixteen. And lastly, we have a chicken taco from Chipotle. I knew that was going to be happening. You knew that this was going to happen? I knew that Chipotle was going to be the last one. There’s a lot that could go wrong here. We’ve got sour cream. There’s so much on it. And lots of lettuce. You’ve really been testing my tomato flick game today. Yeah. Ooh, look at the amount of cheese that they just throw on there. It’s the best taco. It’s the best taco that we had today. It’s the best taco. Taco Bell’s number two. That Cantina or whatever it’s called. That Baja Fresh is pretty good, man. Baja Fresh. Very impressive. Very fresh. I’m gonna spread them a little bit, you know? Spread them. Spread it, spread it, prophet. Is that what? Prophet, see my new miracle. Yes. Close. Clock wipe. Harness the power. Go, go, go, go, go. God, I think they saw them. Look at this. Close. Prophet, I’m sorry. It hit me. You hit me with your miracle. Is that yours or mine? Does it matter? I guess it doesn’t. I was trying to see which one I had flicked because there’s more stuff to flick because I didn’t pre-flick this one. The sour cream is gonna be a bit scary, but we can do it. We can try it. Get rid of that. It tastes good. I actually think that flour tortillas get better when microwaved. They get real rubbery. And that’s a high quality tortilla. I’m not tasting any weirdness from the sour cream, are you? That is surprising. If you go back to the original, you will see it has changed. They put so much cheese on it, that it melts and, like, this cheese is not even melted yet. It’s actually asking to be microwaved three days later. You can hear it talking? If you want to know what it says. Can you tell me what it says? You only gotta listen to me to know what that taco says. What is the cheese saying? It says that you have years of “toot-lage” before you can be at a level. Is it? Do I have “toot-lage” or tutelage? You got to listen to me. Because “toot-lage” just sounds interesting. What? Is it “toot-lage” or tutelage? “Toot-lage” Is it “toot-lage” or tutelage? “Toot-lage” Oh, tutelage. You have years of “toot-lage” ahead of you. Great. Gotta go nine with this one. Dang, you hit nine? I’m gonna go eight, because I thought it was just as good as it held up. Just as good as Baja Fresh, but not any better. You can do that. Well, no, but then if I. I’m gonna do that, because you’re nine. So that means that there’s a total of seventeen. Right. The prophet has dictated the results. And that means that Chipotle is the Unfresh Prince of Tacos. All right, let’s put them on here. Prophet, we could have put a foil on there, but it’s okay. It’s gonna be dramatic. Should we clock wipe? Too late for that. Too late for that. I think they can see it. I think they can see it through the side. I think they saw it through the side. They saw it through the side. Just do a clock wipe to nothing. They can definitely see it now, prophet. They can see it now. Celebrate. Sorry. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes. And. He has too much power. Way to go, Chipotle. You have favor in my eyes. Thank you, prophet. And thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell. Oh, no, prophet. No, prophet. You know what time it is. No. Hi, I’m Mary. And I’m Ben. And we’re on our honeymoon here in Asheville, North Carolina. 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