Welcome to Good Mythical More. How much is too much? And how far do we think our friend here can go? When it comes to different scenarios? But first, let’s define a word. Horripilation. Horripilation. Horripilation. This is a collection of horrible things. This is a bad collection. A compilation of horror. Horripilation. It’s a gathering of bad things. Yep, it’s like a cluster beep! – Goosebumps. – Goosebumps. Horripilation. Goosebumps. Man, that’s stupid. I’m horripilating. Oh, that song makes me horripilate. – Yeah. – Can you do that? Sounds dirty. Stevie, why don’t you present us with this stuff and we’ll just, we’ll say how long we think we can go and how long the other guy can go. It’s like how much is too much? How much? Some of it is, you know, time, some of it’s not. Like the first one text to send without receiving a response. How many? How much is too much? How many is too many? Like what’s your cap? Okay. Are you getting some of my attention? Are you going one over? Are you guessing, you’re like basically going one over what you think is acceptable. Essentially. Okay, yeah. You go to the number that they wouldn’t do. That would be too much. Not their limit. One beyond their limit. If you need to drink water, just drink water, dude. I need, hold on, I need to heal myself. You have that freedom. I need to heal myself. Yeah, I heard you the first time. I got this set up. He is going to act as if he’s healed. I predict. But then he’s gonna cough some more. So, he’s gonna have to. Some healing takes time. I don’t, I don’t even think about this. I think that says more about where I’m at in my life. Like, I can’t, I don’t, I can’t think, I can’t remember the last time I thought about, well, I’ve texted so and so X number of times, and I haven’t heard back. So, now I’m not gonna say anything. Because, it’s certainly a, like a, dating, budding, romance type thing. I’m thinking of it in the context of. So, I think for me. Friends. That are not close friends. Like, oh, I haven’t spoken to this person in a while. That’s the type of person that I’m thinking about. Well, I recently told you, at least one of you, about, texting a certain actress that we know. Exactly. And. And, you know, the congratulations, and, and, and how many, how many times now there’s been no response and officially I am not texting anymore. And I’m questioning, well, did she change her number? You know? Yeah, probably just changed her number. It’s not, it doesn’t have anything to do with you and how. Yeah. In your public perception. Yeah. Or anything. And I think we probably have a certain, a similar standard. I think that you are willing to, you’re not willing to text someone three times. You’ll text somebody twice, but you’re not going to go a third time. And I thought that you would be three, but that would be too much. And I said, that is correct. Oh, and I said, you know what? I’ll go a fourth. You think you’d go a fourth? I’d go a fourth. But it’s going to be over the course of months. Wait, a four. Four is one more. Four is too much? He would do three. Do three, okay. He would do three. You would do three? I would do three. I’d do three in this situation, over time. Congratulations! Congratulations You know, much more clever. Congratulations! Yeah. You’re basking in so much congratulations that you didn’t respond to my congratulations the first time. Is that what you said? Well next time it’s I’m wondering if you changed your number, you know? Oh, you said all that. No, I didn’t know. No. That’s next time. If there is a next time, but there probably won’t be a next time. Are you no longer going to text them at all? Until they text you back? Well, I truly am assuming that they don’t have this number anymore. So, I will not be texting. It does happen, people change their numbers. Do you know that they’re still alive? I do know they’re still alive. Do you know they still have a phone? As do you. Yes. No. Not everyone has a phone anymore. Oh, I know who you’re talking about. They texted me back. It’s reversed. Immediately. Oh, okay. It’s a joke. It’s reversed now. Less phones from here on out. Yeah. A lot of people getting rid of their phones. It’s called phone dumping. It’s a trend, yeah. Hours you’re willing to drive. before you decide to fly instead. Oh. Yeah, now we’re in dad territory. Thank you. Well, we can drive, but we might have to, I should just know, we should know this. There is a correct answer, probably. Hours that you’re willing to drive, instead of flying. Yeah. And this, and this, It was confusing with going one over. This shouldn’t be one over. This is just how far you’re willing to go. Hours you’re willing to drive. Okay. I think, I think I’ve nailed this for both of us because for me, I’m me. So, when I said my answer, I’m pretty sure that’s right. And for you, I just think I, I think I got you with this one. Okay. Go ahead. I think you would be willing to drive seven and a half hours before you fly. Oh, okay. I thought you would be willing to drive six. I am only willing to drive 5.75. Okay, so six. Well, no, it’s two different numbers and we’re not rounding and that’s my answer. Okay. Well, that was a little unfair, prophet. How would you, I mean, how would you know that? I would know that we were going to. Six hours. Quarters of our hours. Six hours I’m gonna fly, 5.75. – Yeah, so that’s your limit. – I’m gonna drive. Oh, six, six, six. You’re right. Is your limit. You’re right. Okay, interesting that you thought this would be different because I just assumed it would be the same So, like, you wouldn’t drive just above San Francisco to go, you wouldn’t, I’m confused. No. In California, you wouldn’t. I would not. I would not. How long does it take you to drive to San Francisco? I think Rhett would. San Francisco’s like five and a half. Yeah, so I would drive to San Francisco. I’m right, I’m teetering on it. I’d drive, but I’m not going, I’m not going beyond. Not going to Mendocino or anything. Okay. Not going beyond, Stevie. I’m flying to San Francisco, renting a car and going. See, but you hate, you, you dislike flying. You get a lot more anxious about it than me. That’s why I thought you’d be willing to drive further. Well, and by the time you, I mean, you could do Burbank airport since your situation, but. I get much less, I get much less anxious. You don’t ever want to bring dogs. Well, I wasn’t thinking about the dogs. I get much less anxious about a short flight like that. Because my anxiety is related not to flying, but to missing flights. Right, but that’s a part of it. I know, but if like, if, oh, I’ve got a flight to San Francisco and I miss it, then I’m like, oh, I’ll just drive. Oh, the flights back and forth from San Francisco to Burbank are just notoriously. Bad? Always delayed and cancelled. Can’t do it. You gotta drive. So, what’s your answer, Stevie? Remember that time Flanagan drove me back, from San Francisco when we, when we went? Oh, yes. What a joyous time. Oh, yes. That was. Many, many memories. Did you guys sing together? Of course. Oh, Danny Boy, cause he’s Irish. Did you sing Danny Boy? His pipes were calling. The pipes. The hills are calling. What is it? My pipes are calling. I was extremely hungover. I don’t know what happened. I think I was, oh, I know what happened. We were in the airport and the flight kept getting delayed and then it was canceled and so I drank from the time that it was just like a pre-flight drink, you know, because and drank all the way through. to the cancellation and then I was hungover in the morning. Oh, Stevie. And then I got in the car. I am sorry. Sang Danny Boy. Yeah, but a cappella, not with the track. Yeah, only way. Only way. Only way to sing Danny Boy. So, the pipes were calling for you to vomit. A good massage. Oh. How, like, what’s the cap on massage time? Hold on. Before what? Before it’s too late. Before you say, Uncle! Before you roll off the table and say, I can’t take it anymore? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Before it becomes excessive. Oh, I’ve never thought about this. You know my lower limit for a massage. Why would he know that? Because I tell him. Because he tells me to stop. He tells me to stop. No. The prophet tells me to stop. He tells you to keep going. No, the prophet tells me to keep going. I tell you to keep going. This is how I massage him. I will say, as a hint, I’ve never told a masseuse to stop. I’ve told some masseuses to hold back. I had a lady stand on me one time. Oh, no, yeah. I’ve never given in, but I’ve been so close to saying, Ouch! Yeah, I, like, one time, and this went against all my pride, I was like, oh, it’s never, oh, oh, oh, too much, too much. After making a lot of like, oh, oh, and then finally I was like, oh, too much. Too much. I was like, I’m gonna, cause I thought I was going to get hurt. I’ve never said too much. Yeah. Sometimes a deep tissue. I always think it would get real bruised. Okay. Too much! If you don’t hurry up, we’re gonna have to clock wipe. Okay, alright. We don’t do those anymore. Your answer was 3.25 And I said that your answer was two hours. You were correct. You don’t want to be on the table longer than two hours. I’d say 90 minutes is what I signed up for, but if somebody was like, you want an extra 30 minutes? I would be like, oh, okay. As long as you don’t hurt me. My minimum massage is 90 minutes and they don’t offer more than that. Huh? Why? Because I love it so much. And by the time you do 60 minutes, 60 minutes also includes like, when they like take off your clothes and then I’ll come back in a few minutes. That’s unacceptable. – Yes. – That’s unacceptable. That’s in the manual. It’s always, it’s part of it. Prophet knows. I mean, I just said three. I was trying to be realistic here, but. Me too. If you told me it was three and a half, I mean, three is two 90 minute massages without stopping. That’s too much. I gotta say, I hate to do this to you, prophet, but I’ve actually, I told my wife this. I have a wife, prophet. – And I usually. – You didn’t run that by me. You can’t have her. I usually. Run her by me. Do a couple’s massage. Right? And I told Jessie after the last one, I just said, I don’t think I’m like, cause we will get a massage if we go on a vacation and we stay in a place that has a spot. That’s when we do it. And I love it. And I told her, I was like, I think I’m going to just let you do this, moving forward because You didn’t say I can’t take it, during couples massage. I can’t take it! I can’t take it! I would never. I would never be the first one to give. Jessie does fall asleep, if I did it while she was asleep then. I just said that I’m not getting joy out of this anymore. Really? Yeah, I don’t, like, I don’t, it’s not good enough for what it costs. And I’m just like, I think if I was reading a book right now or doing something else, I would probably be having a better time. Because it’s just not. Nerd. It doesn’t do it. – I agree. – It’s just not doing things for me. It’s because if you go to an expensive place, they just don’t do it like hard enough. It just feels like they’re just like rubbing your back. If I had a person who like, I had a relationship with and I mean like a like a professional relationship with and they had like learned how to massage me in the way that I want to be massaged, then maybe it would be different like some people have like memberships of that Massage Envy and stuff like that and you’ve got like a person that you see. I had that for a while. I could get that but this random, I don’t know who it’s gonna be. They’re gonna ask me some questions. I gotta, whatever. I’m just like, I’ll read a book. I’ll be fine. I stretch I have a ball that I roll on in the morning. Okay. I mean, I basically massage myself with a lacrosse ball every morning. I don’t need a person’s arm. That’s fine, Rhett. The fancy places are like, like, what kind of aroma do you want? Or let me play you a sound bowl. And it’s like, no, it’s not. Yes! Yes! It’s great! It’s the best! To be pampered! Pamper lamper damper! A nice Thai massage. And it is expensive. That’s the one problem. How much is too much? Years to live. Years to live. When do you want to die? Years to live. And I’m thinking about you personally and me personally. Yeah. Okay. Is this how you feel about it or how I feel about it? For you. I’m just answering for myself and I’m predicting how you’re answering for yourself. Okay. Okay. And I think what’s in the equation here is just quality of life for him given his height. You know, he knows he’s going to die because he’s tall. That’s what’s going to kill him. His height. Indirectly, but yeah. Okay, I’ll explain this. Head might get lopped off and going under something I don’t know what it is. I have two answers. Scientifically speaking. Oh, actually, I need to change mine because. You’re gonna die a miserable death. I put the number I didn’t want to go to, I’ll put the number. I do want to go to. So, you’re going to change it by one probably? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I think that you said 87. Okay, I think that, let me see. I have two numbers for you. Two numbers for me? Yeah. So I think. So I get a, if I get a lease on life. I think that. 75 is low. I think that you have potential. I think you could maintain a quality of life just given health. You’re a very healthy guy, naturally healthy, and you have relatives that have lived a long time. You got a grandma that’s in her 90s. 92. I think you can make it to 98 with modern technology. I think for the sake of everyone in your life, you shouldn’t go past 75. It’s just gonna be, it’s gonna be hard for everybody around me. I mean, just think about those years. Let’s just be honest. I mean, I’m just, I know him really, really well. I know how he is now. 76 and onwards is gonna be hell for whoever knows him. And, so I’m going to take the average of those two to get to your answer. So, that means your answer for how long you want to live is 76. Good point. Can somebody average these two? Because he’s a year older than me. Cause that’s a difference of 23. So there needs to be what, 11 and a half between those? So it would be 86.5. – So. – This is what I said. 86.5. This is what I said about you. So, 87. I actually think I’ve been changing my tune a little bit on this. I’ve taken a little bit more control of my health. I’ve been thinking about technology that’s being developed. I think I’m actually thinking 89 at this point. I don’t think a tall man should get into his nineties. So. Alright, so I was pretty dang close. Yep. I was just off by two. Okay. I want to live to 91. 91. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me some reasoning. You think you can make it with a high quality of life to that point? Which I do think you probably could. Like mentally I’m not going to be there. But physically, I just want to be around. I just want, I want him to put me in places and I just want to be around. Mentally, I’m not here, but physically I am here. Just put me in places. I’m good to go. Yeah. Don’t you forget about me. Kind of a thing. I feel like with technology, maybe I can make it to 91. Maybe I should’ve put 87. I’ll go with 86. You talked me into dying earlier. Okay, good. You’ve never seen our famous handshake like this before. Grab the new Fl-Amigos tee at mythical.com