What stadium is putting things they shouldn’t on a funnel cake? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Summer. Football is known as the ultimate team sport, but it’s really about not liking the player on the other side of the field so much that you throw your entire body at him again and again and again until one of you gets hurt. Many sports have similar traditions, in fact. And some sport venues pay homage to such acts of brotherly love by taking dishes that don’t belong together and smashing them into each other in order to create something new. And today, we pay homage to those creations the only way we know how. It’s time for Hut, Hut, Bite, Crazy Stadium Foods. More, More, More, More Stadium Foods Edition. Welcome to the booty, booty, booty, booty hiking everywhere zone. All right, let’s see who we have on the field with us today. Hi, I’m California. Did you know that it’s called the Golden State because of how much money I made on TikTok last year? What? Wow. Quite a responsibility you have. I’m Minnesota, the land of ten thousand lakes, and I just took a cold plunge in one of them. Oy there, bro. I’m from Cleveland, Ohio, where I work at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame part time. That’s right. When all the baddest mothers of rock and roll visit the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, it’s my job to show them around. And I have some pretty crazy stories, believe you me. Can’t wait to hear them. Yep. I’ll turn you on right now. I will. I’m not shy about sharing all my crazy stories. Go for it, please. I once got a Chinese chicken salad for the Danish guy from Aqua who goes, come on, Barbie. Let’s go party. Nice. Wow. Hey, how’s it going? All right, I don’t have a lot of time today, so you’re gonna have to just tell me where you wanna go. And if I could. I don’t wanna go to Brooklyn. Okay. I thought maybe when I said Brooklyn, you do that Brooklyn thing you do sometimes on this show. Oh, yeah. You’re baiting me. I know, but. Well, maybe I should have discussed it beforehand. Sorry about that. It’s a very tough place to live. New York. You know, I had to eat a rat to survive the other day, and he was my only friend. Oh, was he in Brooklyn? Hey. No, because I don’t go there. It’s too far. Ate her only friend. Hi, I’m Arizona. I’m a little lost. I don’t know where I am. I went hiking in the Grand Canyon. Did you know that there have been six hundred and eighty-five recorded deaths in the Grand Canyon? I need to get out of here. I don’t know what time it is. This is not the Grand Canyon, you are out. Yeah, yeah. I think you got out. Yeah. You’re in Burbank. You might be suffering from a heat stroke, which I think is a way of life in Arizona. Yep. She’s out of water. Oh, gosh. Hey. Texas. My name is Matt Lieb McConaughey. I’m the brother-in-law of Matthew McConaughey, and I’m just so excited to be here in the psychosphere with you, with all you fine people. I look at the green, green grass. It reminds me of the green lights that I’ve seen throughout my life that say, go, go, go. I never see a red light. I never stop. You have to see a green light wherever you go. And you’ll never be where you’re not supposed to be. Yeah. The book. I get it. Brother-in-law. That’s how names work. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What up? My name is Doctor Socks. I’m from Missouri, St. Louis. More specifically, I’m an assistant manager to Dick’s Sporting Goods. And I do a little mad science also, as well. Yeah, I was wondering. Yeah, well, you know, it’s part of the get up, you know, I like to. You know, it’s kind of my passion, my hobby, the whole Dick’s Sporting Goods thing kind of just funds that, you know? So, the St. Louis Gateway arch, interdimensional portal. If you didn’t know, it’s awesome. There’s so much more to Missouri than meets the eye. And who do we have here? Ha. I’m Rhett. And I’m Link. And we’re from North Carolina. Isn’t that right, Link? That right, Rhett? We’re famous here for being the first two people to marry outside of our families. Back to you guys. Excellent. Excellent impersonations. All right, I guess we’re ready to flip the coin, which is totally necessary for us to move forward. Yep. KG. What’s up, guys? What? Nice hat. Thank you. You like my chain? Oh, you got a blinged whistle. It’s real diamonds. Don’t look too close. And a bling hat. You seem totally necessary with all of that bling. Glad to have you. They call me two whistle. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, here’s the thing. We’re getting more from this. Two whistle. So you guys tied last time, so I need y’all to rock, paper, scissors to see who calls the coin flip. Scissors. You got it. Heads. Okay. This is taking even more time. Tails. It’s tails. Link wins. That means you go second. Great. Okay, boys, now that you’ve met all of our states and KG, which one is home to our first stadium mashup meeting? To be clear, it does not belong to KG. This is a chicken quesadilla burger with beef, a tostada, lettuce, and pico de gallo mayonnaise sandwiched between two chicken quesadilla buns with guac. Also, a lot on the line today. The overall winner will grab seven thousand six hundred dollars for their charity, and the loser will be punished. Oh, Link. We got a hole. What’s that? Let’s yank it. Let me just. Watch out. Yank it. This is so messy. This is ridiculous. Stevie. How are you supposed to do this in a stadium environment? Just gotta believe in yourself. Okay. Green light. To eat? Look at that. That’s a lot of food. A burger, chicken quesadilla. More chicken quesadilla. The buns are just a chicken quesadilla. I’m kind of loving it. That is good. There’s napkins. I don’t know why I’m doing this. Is it hot? Is it real hot? I bit my lip. Good God. Now, did you guys, like, coordinate your outfits today? No, what are you? What do you think? I mean. What do you mean? You think they’re coordinated? What would make you think that? You know, I would like to see a white belt on Link as well. But without the white belt, it’s acceptable. Stevie, I’ll be honest. When I walked in today, I realized that Link and I, at least our outfits were sixty-nineing. And I was like, I’m gonna put a white belt on so no one will notice. Yep. Okay. Quesadillas with a burger, lot of guacamole. This is a place that’s willing to take big risks. You know what? Guacamole is really popular in our home. Well, not our home state, but our current home state of California. Oh, not from California. Home state. Your home state is North Carolina, where every senior prom theme is the scent of asparagus piss. I can’t tell who’s talking down there. Well, I think that was me. Can’t you tell? But you’re talking about where our current homes are. Current home is California. So true, bestie. And that’s so interesting because, actually, this is a great time for me to talk about my sponsorship. Crude oil, skincare. If you get a rash, that means it’s working. Nice, dude. Is there a code for? TikTok dollars. Okay, you know what? California, I’m coming your way. Here we go. Little low, but there was a reach. Nice. What you think, Neal? My goodness. Well, you know, with that, all that guac. California is close to Mexico, the home of guac. But who shares even more border? I think it might be Texas. Am I right? Oh, you are. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. So you don’t know either? What do I not know? Tell me something you know. It doesn’t matter. Oh, I know a lot. Yeah, the capital of Texas is Austin. Austin, Texas. Keep it weird, man. Keep it weird. Keep it strange. I like when things are strange, you know, like, I look at this ground right here. What is that? It’s a chess board. There’s kings. There’s queens. Try to get the queen. Try to get the king. But if you come at the king, you best not miss. All right. Minnesota. I mean, do you have guac up there? Quesadillas? Do they make it that far north? What? Sorry. What? I’m really cold. Okay. The capital of Minnesota is Saint Paul. Okay. That’s great. The capital of North Carolina is Raleigh, which is short for the original name anti-vax rally. I’m going for Texas. All right, all right, all right, All right. You ready right there? Best not miss. Oh, you missed. Your arms are long, dude. You could have reached it. It’s right there, KG. All right, let me try again. You’re doing a great job, KG. Keep it up. Shine bright like a diamond. Here we go. Let’s do this. Yes. I got it. Who is it? All right. Cali or Tex. The chicken quesadilla burger’s from Missouri. What? Missouri? No points. All wrong, all wrong, all wrong, all wrong. You do have a chance to earn three if you can guess which pro league team in Missouri serves this dish on the count of three. Three, two, one. Cardinals. We’re both right, aren’t we? We’re both right. Right? Look at our outfits. Look at our ensemble. It’s the NFL’s Kansas City Chiefs. Have you heard of the Chiefs? Yeah, they’re Kansas City. Next up, we have the chicken tenders funnel cake. Which, as it sounds, is funnel cake with chicken tenders on it. Okay, so, like a chicken and waffle thing, but. There’s some syrup on top of that. But different enough. Right? Is it different enough? It’s definitely in the same family. I’m in the same family with Matthew McConaughey. Something. Something told me you were gonna say that. Let’s see if we can get some points on the board, shall we? Yeah. I’m doing a different strategy today. I’m going for all goose eggs. Okay. Missouri, I’m sorry that just you’re off the board at this point. I mean, it would be foolish for us to throw to you. Yeah, it feels pretty bad. Kind of like the time I got in trouble, because apparently you’re not supposed to mind control an army of ferrets to terrorize your stepdad, Jake, because of woke. So. Oh, yeah. Okay. At the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, have you ever seen anything like this? Oh, no, I have not. But I did once get a bottle of water from the guy from the Vengaboys whose idea it was to have them say that the Venga bus was coming. You do know that working at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is my part time job? Do you want to know what my other part time job is? I have a feeling you’re going to tell us anyway. Oh, yes, I am. It is selling feet pics on OnlyFans. Oh, okay? Of yourself? Oh, yes. I’ve got some nasty little stompers down there, and people can’t get enough. Just scan the QR code down, to go right to my OnlyFans and see these nasty little jumpers stomping all over some eggs. So that’s not the state of Ohio. That’s a QR code? That’s the QR code to go right to me OnlyFans. Okay. I don’t know. Something about the chicken and waffles of it all makes me think about California again. We like chicken and waffles. We’re the home of Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles. We also invented Barbies, fortune cookies, and the internet, which brings me to my next sponsor, big internet, because if you go on it, there’s stuff to look at. I saw so much. I love these talking points that your sponsor is giving you. You’re really sticking to them. I’m coming. I’m going to California again. It’s going to work eventually. I’m really good at this. Yes. The tendies are good. I’m pretty sure it’s not California because it’s too obvious. I think by this point in the history of chicken and waffles, people elsewhere who are desperate for fans like. You rang? I’m talking about sports team desperate for. You rang. I’m thinking Arizona did their twist on the waffle. I don’t know. I just know that the Miranda Rights are from here. Did you know that there was a criminal named Ernesto Mirando Miranda? See? He was my uncle. He was my uncle. And that if you get arrested here. That the straight troopers wear bolo ties. Terrifying. Is that right? You’re in Burbank, you’re out of the Grand Canyon. It’s okay. See the bolo ties, that’s exactly what I’m talking about. They replaced a waffle with a, whatever that thing is. Yep. That makes. A funnel cake? They replaced the tie with a bolo. I am going for Arizona. That was great use of the scientific method. Maybe get your hands out a little bit. Get your arm. Lean forward. Come on. There you go. There you go. Okay. Good work, Arizona. Thank you. Give her some electrolytes. Good God. The chicken tenders funnel cake is from Ohio. Ohio! When I said I had never seen one of those at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I was lying. I see it all the time. Okay. Okay, for three points. Which pro league team in Ohio serves this dish? Okay. Here we go. Three, two. I don’t know anybody. Hold on a second. Look, you count to seven. Count to seven? Seven. Does Dayton have a pro team? Bengals. Four, three, two, one. Tigers. It’s the NFL’s Cleveland Browns. Dang it! Browns! Boys, it’s zero, zero, zero across the board. Hey, we’re doing great. Yes, yes. We’re doing great. Mission accomplished. Before we taste this, we want to remind you, votelikeabeast.com is back and better than ever. We created a one stop shop of nonpartisan resources to help you participate in this year’s election. Register to vote, register to vote by mail, and research your candidates and ballot measures at the local, state and national levels. Inform your vote today so that you can cast a vote that aligns with the issues that matter to you at votelikeabeast.com Finally, we have the pizza dog. Oh, gosh. An all Angus Beef hot dog topped with marinara, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoni, and then baked. Why haven’t I done this before? This feels like something I would have done late at night on my own. Now you can do it. How does it taste? Great. Really good. An Italian dog. Are you learning that in therapy, to ask yourself questions and answer them? Because I’ve been learning that. Oh, really? Have I been learning that? Yes. See? Do you have to do it out loud, though? Because. Makes it seem like you need even more therapy. Well, you did it first, didn’t you? Yes, you did. Did I? I did. Okay, how can this not be New York? Hey. I don’t know, man. But listen, did you know that New York is the birthplace to Jell-O, French’s mustard, baby shoes, and gold teeth? And that is also all the ingredients a witch needed to make me, your New York cab driver. I’m in a rush. Did you say baby teeth or baby shoes? Baby shoes and gold teeth. And that’s literally on the fact sheet that the writers gave me, what a blessing. What a good day for Hut, Hut, Hike. Writers? We don’t need no writers. Put some food in front of us, and we’re good to go. That’s right. Don’t reveal our secrets, New York. All right, I’m just using the power of deduction. Hot dogs and pizza, both very popular in New York. I’m going there. All right, make it quick. Caught it twice? Two catches. That was real quick, which is good. I have a court date. I gotta go in an hour, because I chopped the naked cowboy in the neck with my hand. With my hand. Yeah, I know. You think I’d get him somewhere else. He is wearing briefs. Okay. I do think this could be a nice spin on a Carolina dog. I’m Rhett, and I’m Link, and we’re from North Carolina. I know that. Where most people think that LGBTQ stands for let’s go biscuit tasting, quick. What? How would you even catch this if I threw it at you guys? Only one way to find out. It’s twice as many people to catch. Yep. Maybe three. I’d like to see it happen. I would hate to see us accidentally kiss if the football came this way. Really, really tempting. Wow, look at how we’re looking at each other. Okay. Is that? First of all, is that the difference in skin tone? I don’t understand. Is it? No. Okay. All right, North Carolina. Oh, yeah. Let’s do it. Oh, my goodness. I missed! Oh, no. I missed. Try again. Thank you, KG. Hey, I’m blaming that on you, Link. Oh, God. Hey, please let him catch it this time. Mouth’s open. What happened? Thanks for liking, and subscribe. Here we go. Oh, okay. Okay, it’s in there. It’s a three way. I don’t know. It made it. We did it. Oh, my goodness. The pizza dog is from Texas. Dang it. You messed up. No points. Okay, at this point, this is the only, only chance either one of you has to get any points this entire game. Okay. Okay. Which pro league team in Texas serves this dish? Three, two, one. Mavericks. Spurs. Okay, well, I gave you a chance, and you are still coming up zero zero. But that means we’ll go ahead. We’ll split the money for both of your charities. Okay. For the first time ever, we scored zero points in a game. But the charity’s still get money. And also, you both also lose. So in Good Mythical More, you will lose the ability to golf. Okay. You will both be bad at it. That’s cool. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. Now you say you know what time it is. You know what time it is! Oy, bros. My name’s Renee, and I’m at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. That is how they talk in Ohio. Yep. Click the top link to watch us discover which team has the hottest quarterback in Good Mythical More. And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. votelikeabeast.com has all the resources you need to be an informed voter in this year’s elections. votelikeabeast.com