MK 808: Making Pasta For ALPHAS

a lot of fake Alphas out here trying to teach you how to eat testicles here’s how you do it right first up peel your testicle and the food processor render off some Panetta oh lovely add your testicle slurry to that a hot pork fat think of all the testosterone in there garlic onion celery carrot just a pinch of chili flake masculinities about being comfortable in your own skin oregano and a bay leaf and some ground beef hit it with a head pinch of salt mash up your balls add some tomato paste cook it into the center of the pot deaz a little white wine real Alphas drink Josh Peno Grigio made with real Josh and let that Cook Out add a caned Tomatoes add some cooked penie to the ball sauce it smells nice do you get a lot of testicle flavor not necessarily there is a lot of pinetta and Parmesan in there but this is delicious

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