Today, we’re competing in the Super Bowl of Snacks. Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. The best part of the Super Bowl isn’t the football. It’s the food. But it’s also the commercials. And the halftime show. And the feeling of togetherness you get from hanging out and watching with your friends. But football is definitely somewhere in the mix. Well, thank you for helping us figure that out. Should we taste some crazy stadium food? And guess where they’re from. Yeah, it’s time for Hut! Hut! Bite! Crazy Stadium Foods! More, More, More, More, More! Stadium Foods Edition. Welcome back to the Booty, Booty, Booty, Booty Hike It Everywhere Stadium. Let’s see who we got on the field today. Howdy, gentlemen, my name is Tom Cruise, and I’m a born and bred Oklahoma lady. Great. Hi, I’m Georgia, and we got the largest state east of the Mississippi River. I just came into money for the first time in my life. Do I look good? I blew up my daddy’s meth truck. That’s how I got rich. Congratulations. Thanks. Hi, I’m Missouri, barbecue lover. You might remember me from the other episodes that I was in. There was a Reddit thread about me one time. I really liked Lucas’ Missouri character. So, he’s back. Howdy, partner. I’m here representing the Lone Star State of Texas. Uh, as you can see, I’m a rodeo clown. But, uh, nothing I can do will ever be as funny as those clowns in Congress, am I right? Those knuckleheads, they’re ten pounds of crazy in a five pound sack, you know what I mean? I’m a political rodeo clown. Hi y’all, I’m Rhett. And I’m Link. And together, we are Rhett and Link. We’re here today with a special announcement. We’re retiring. Really? More on that later. Little tease. I’m the leader of Satan’s B Holes, the roughest, most murderous biker gang out of Bakersfield, California. And there’s two things I love. One: controlling the flow of heroin to the greater Kern County area. And two, when my little kitty makes biscuits on my tum tum. That’s right. If you’ve seen these segments before, you know I’m a cat dad. These segments. I’m representing New York. I’m thrilled. I just moved here and I know it’s gonna be where I’m gonna be for forever, my name is Sasha Kapurkowski Deleuze Smith, but I’m thinking of dropping the last name and just going by Sasha All right, thanks for making the trip here. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I’m sorry, Rhett, you know, I think we have a bit of a delay There’s a bit of a delay. Uh huh. Yeah, I’m, I’m here, I’m reporting here live. I’m out here in the field, it’s in the middle of Florida. It’s a great time to visit right now, I would say. And I, and, and, I didn’t catch that. Could you repeat that? Uh, yes. This is a hurricane down there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A weather, on the scene weather. All right, let’s decide who goes first. Whoa! No, no, no, no, no. Did you think I was on a bike back there? Horn talk. No. I was afraid you were with the Texas clown. Yeah, just another clown. Anyway, also, what else is new? Peep the nails. You know you wanted something. We have time for that. Yeah. Yes, yes. I love it when you make a moment out of this. Yes, thank you. It’s very necessary. Yes, very necessary. Every ref does this. We’re sticking to runtime for Emmy eligibility. Please continue. So anyway, Rhett won last time. You get to call it the flip. Tails. Tails, so you’ll go second. All right! Okay, boys. Let’s dive into our first mystery stadium food. This is a Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili Ramenrito, a burrito containing, you guessed it, ramen and spicy sweet chili Doritos, along with grilled chicken, corn, scallions, and cilantro. And today, boys, you need to guess wisely, because the loser will be booked to perform a halftime show during Good Mythical Morning. Oh. Well, we’re performers. Maybe that’s a It was a prize. An opportunity? An opportunity. Yeah. Right, New York? Anything for an opportunity. You have to be able to do anything. Just step up. You have the opportunity first. Um. Hmm. Doritos. Known to be eaten in 49 states. At least. I know they love Doritos down in North Carolina. Oh, you bet we do. One of the things we look forward to doing after we retire is eating every flavor of Dorito in private. Without being watched. I get it. Okay, just keeping it to ourselves. In Oklahoma, they’ve been known to eat some Doritos. Yeah, we love Doritos in the great state of Oklahoma of which I was born in. Uh, we also love to play the banjo, which I do on occasion. You have it? Do I have? No, I don’t have my banjo. I left it. At home. I mean, I’m from Oklahoma. I left it at my house in Oklahoma. My name is Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise? Tom Cruise! Just a coincidence. Family name. But the ramen, specifically, makes me think maybe California. We got a lot of secrets in California. In fact, we got a secret code. Do you want to hear it? Oh yeah. If I want my other bikers to descend on an undercover cop and pour bleach in his mouth, I just go, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst. Which is also the sound I make when I want my little kitty to make biscuits on my tum tum. Don’t forget I was a cat dad. No, we didn’t. No, no. I’ve never gotten. I think California is my guess. Oh, nice throw. All right. None of that. When I think ramen, I think Missouri. That’s right. because, oh, yeah. Um, I’m loaded with Missouri Facts. We all know that from my last appearance on the show, um, in this case, what you might be referring to is that Missouri is known as the, uh, wooden canoe people in the Sioux language. Nope. Didn’t know that. I’m glad to know it now. Well, no, I didn’t know you didn’t know it, but I mean, pertains to this. I really don’t know. I think we gotta go to a, there’s not a lot of cold places up here. Besides New York. That’s right, and if you can make it here, you can make it here. And that’s what you’re gonna do. That’s right. Yes, no matter what. No matter how much blood needs to be spilled or tears. Absolutely. All right, New York, get ready. You only got one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow it over to me. It comes once in a lifetime. That wasn’t even a good throw. And she caught it. The Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili Ramenrito is from California. Good guess, good guess. But Link, you still have a chance to earn three points if you can guess one of the three California pro sports teams who play in the arena that serves this dish. Oh, oh there’s three. Um, um, this is the, well it’s the Chargers. Uh, it’s served in the Crypto. com arena so your answers could be the Lakers, the Sparks, or the Kings. I’mma go with the Lakers. You know that all of us here at Good Mythical Morning call Los Angeles our home. And our city has recently been devastated by a series of wildfires. 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Wait, oh yeah, that’s, that’s been done. Let’s do a new one. Uh, hold on, hold on. I thought you lost your kids. I lost my kids, alright, here we go. Well, the, the, the woman from Disney lost her, her husband and kids. Okay, we’ll do a new one, we’ll do a new one. Is that a pet? I thought the political comedy thing was solid! I think we’re all scared we maybe should just skip political and we’ll go straight to, um, religious! What? Religious! Oh yeah! Religious! Have a religious angle. Do a press launch of the thing! They say everything’s big in Texas! But, you know what’s really big? My love for our Lord and Savior. Alright, okay, here we go. I found it! We figured it out. Alright, I don’t know how that helps me. But, you know what? I was born in Georgia, Georgia. You were? I didn’t know that. That’s so cool. Um, I, did you know that there’s the biggest swamp in North America is in Georgia? And that’s where I live! I’m rich now! And what is that called again? I’m not going to try to pronounce it because I think coming out of my mouth, it might sound not great. Okay, that’s probably a safe assumption. But guess what? I’m, okay, so I’m rich now. Look how friggin big my dress is. It’s huge! Wow, and it goes all the way to California. It does! Is this what rich people look like? Yeah, yeah. Wow. That’s almost as big as That’s my love for the Bible. Okay, I think Fritos, I think Texas. Yeah, we all think Texas. Ooh, I caught it. It’s close to my heart. Like my love for Jesus Christ. I don’t think Texas. I think Oklahoma, which is the state that you’ve always been from, right? Yes, of course, it’s where I’m from. It would be remiss of you to suggest that I’m on the run from a different state for multiple counts of grand larceny. Right, because I do remember you mentioning Arkansas, but I’m not gonna I never said Arkansas. That’s not a word or state that I referenced. Okay. Yeah, I’m not gonna go with Texas. I think Fritos have moved on to Oklahoma. Oklahoma, where I’m from! Yes! Yes! Tight throws today! The Frito Sunday is from Texas. See, I’m gonna go first next round. I feel like I don’t want to give the same answer. Okay! Okay, still three points for you though. Uh, if you can guess which Texas professional sports team serves this dish. Um, The Texas Rangers. The Dallas Cowboys. We always guessed the Rangers. Finally we have Tom and Jerry’s Walk Off Corn Dog, which is a bacon wrapped brisket dog, deep fried with sweet and spicy cream cheese, finished with a spicy cotton candy garnish. Why did you grab the wiener in the middle? There’s a stick for it. You’ve offended me. I don’t know how far in the stick goes. I thought I would hold the stick and you would hold the top of it. I’m not, you know, I’m not much of a cotton candy guy. Well quit touching every part of it! Well that’s the part I’m gonna bite. Well wait, you’re just gonna bite from, you start. Don’t watch me do this. Oh yeah, it’s a show, I mean. I just don’t understand, is it supposed to be like. Do that! I think it’s supposed to be, uh, hair on top of, uh, I think it’s supposed to be the, uh, I don’t know the medical term for it, but. Oh, bacon wrapped. Hot candy Randy’s penis? Yeah, exactly. Let’s cover up that bite I made. It’s pretty good. It’s spicy in there. All right, Link. I wanna go first because I don’t like giving the same answer. Well, but if you did give the same answer, then you would be right. But, okay. You’re down 12 to nothing. You technically can’t win. But I’ll make an offer. If you get the state right, and you can turn around and hike it, while not looking in between your legs, but looking that way, the no look hike, Okay, no look hike. Alright. Bless you. Bless you. North Carolina, they’re throwing a lot at this, uh, dog here. They sure are, but we only got our minds on one thing. Retirement. So we can finally do the things we’ve been looking forward to. Bless me. Like what? Well, there’s one thing we’ve been meaning to get around to. Watching our first Smosh video. We don’t have to retire to do that. We haven’t done it yet. It was a blind investment. Wow. I love how you got that over there. I’m having a sneeze attack over this cotton candy over here. It’s because there’s a lot of stuff in it. What makes it spicy? I don’t know, but I’m allergic to at least one of the ingredients. Ooh. Florida, do you think this could, uh, come from your area? What’s that? Do you think this is it? Florida has food for sure! And there’s a lot of it out there! Did that help you? I don’t know. I’m actually feeling Missouri for this. Okay, cool. I’m just happy to be here with all these colorful characters reprising my role as Missouri. Alright. Alright, you’re gonna be grilling something up later. For now, you’re gonna be catching my no look pass. Yeah, okay, here we go. No matter what happens, I need you to catch this. It’s my only chance to win. Show me state. Last time I’m gonna look at you was here. Now I’m looking here. Hold on, no, no profile look, yeah, look that way. What? Okay. I missed that. Hold on, he came back to me, I didn’t throw it. You dislodged some confetti, I’ll give you another chance. Did I go too high? You went like seven feet too high. Oh boy! Ah! Was that close? Did I get it? We’ll let that count. Ah! Yay! Good job. We’ll let it count. I love what happened. Okay, when I think hot dogs I think New York Top of the morning for you, my dear. I just got an audition for British. Master of disguise over here, I know. Why don’t you pop that poppy in my hole? You know what? Believable. You’re gonna get that role. I’m sure. You take that energy into that audition. Thank you. I have done horrible things to get where I am. You gonna pop the poppy into the hole? Uh, yeah. I’m thinking about it. Hold up, you know what? Yeah, see, I’m telling you! What is in that thing? What, what is this? Well, since we’re both sick, no harm in this. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. That was all that they needed to start making out. Knowing they’re both sick. You guys should retire. Well, we’re retiring. Okay, I’m coming to New York, here we go. How bloody good! Oh! Oh, oh, no! Florida! Florida got it! There is your answer! I’ll take Florida! I don’t know, I’ll take either New York or Florida. Florida got it. Oh, I did catch it. Okay, Florida’s my answer. And sometimes the road isn’t meant for you! That’s right. And you have to let, but won’t miss me, won’t miss me. Right. I like your attitude. The Tom and Jerry’s Walk Off Corn Dog is from Missouri. Yes! Unbelievable. Yes! I believe it. I believe it. Which still, I mean, Rhett won the first two rounds and you got no points, but it’s okay. It’s a good celebration, but also I’m gonna give Rhett more chance to get more points, cause that’s how this works. Not enough to win though. Guess what Missouri pro sports team. Well let me, uh, let me, give me a second to think of. Missouri. Just look over here. Uh, face of Missouri. The Royals. The Kansas City Chiefs. Oh! Kansas City is in Missouri. There’s a suburb called Kansas, Kansas City, in Kansas City, in Missouri. Isn’t it the Kansas City Royals? What? It was actually named for the Tom and Jerry play that won the Chiefs the Super Bowl last year. I wasn’t paying attention. Of course. Of course. Um, well, we get to have a nice halftime show performance by Rhett in Good Mythical More. Yep, you earned it. Hey, and be sure to tune in tomorrow for a brand new episode of Good Mythical Weekend. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. Now you say, no, I don’t know what time it is. No, it’s a good time. No, it’s a good time, baby. Hi, I’m Jessie. And I’m Camden. And we’re in North Carolina for the first time for a wedding. And she’s trying Bojangles for the first time. Dink it. Sink it. 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