What are the best rejected Shark Tank products? Let’s talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. In the years that Shark Tank has been on tv, the Sharks have seen a lot of products from the best of the best to the dumbest of the dumb. But do these sharks really know anything? I mean, do they know everything? What are some of those products they rejected Deserve a second chance. It’s time for Rank Shark Tank rejects Okay, boys. Each of these mythical crew members has a pitch for you to give one of these recreated, rejected Shark Tank products. A chance at redemption. Jordan, you’re up first. All right. I am presenting to you the wake in bacon. So you put bacon in this the night before And then when you wake up, you have hot, crispy bacon for breakfast. You can also smell, it serves as kind of a sensory alarm clock. It’s made of Wood? right now? Yes. It’s an oven. That is a wood oven? So I did not build this. Um, and I’m not exactly sure, but this is a, a recreation that we, we made here. Built in house. But was the original made of wood? So you guys give me this card that only has so much information on it? Um, yes. I, I don’t, it’s originally, it’s, yes. Okay. I’m hearing, I’m hearing, yes. Yes. It’s made of wood. It is an oven. Wood oven, wood fire oven, that’s a thing. Well, it could become a wood fire oven. It’s, it’s different. A wood fire oven is different than this. So you open the drawer. There’s, I see a handle here on your right. Oh, no, there’s a, hold on. Yeah. You’ve never used this. I, I’m showing you all the different handles. Okay. Okay. There you go. Okay, so here’s my impression, right? This is like the coffee machine. Whoa. That makes the coffee. So when you wake up, you wake up to coffee. But if you wanted to wake up to also bacon To bacon. Yum. Some ice cold. No, it’s piping hot. Ow, ow, ow. This. I mean, how nice is it to wake up to the smell of breakfast? Especially if you’re single. You live alone. That’s good. You’re not gonna have someone making you breakfast. But let’s not attack single people here. No, right. I’m trying to help you, Leonard. This is like a wife. but this… Okay. Well, it looks like a pig. Hey, hey. To each his own. Yeah. This is the thing though. I don’t know, tech, you know how it works technologically, but if you’re gonna put meat in something that’s gonna sit there all night before it starts cooking, yeah, it cooks. But we’re putting raw pork, so I bet you it has a refrigeration element to it. Maybe not this one. Hmm. Well, I mean the… putting meat in a pot And then letting it sit… Crockpot. Ever heard of it? – A crockpot? – It’s a crockbox! – So maybe it keeps it… – But that’s cooking Slow cooking. It’s slow cooking the bacon overnight, I think. I’m sure. Well, I, I just, uh, I do like that idea. Thank you, Stevie. I, I do. Um, but I have been told that the original pitchers, uh. You would precook the bacon. What? And then the precooked bacon would go in and then there’s a warming mechanism. So the precooked bacon would then be rewarmed to recreate the smell. I was trying to say that earlier and yeah, you were. This is perfect because, are you familiar with those, um, wax melters? They’re like a flameless candle and you put wax in it? Yes. Scents your house. Yes, it’s safer. This is like that, but with bacon and then you can eat the product. I think it’s pretty good. Plus cooking the bacon the night before. You’re getting it exactly how you want it. Like perfect to you. You’re cooking it twice. But you so you don’t have to cook it with it. It is twice cooked though. It’s twice cooked. I’m choking on a little of the bacon. – I just was, if I may. – Please. Um, I mean. It, it makes you remember that you’ve got to set your alarm by doing the bacon at night. Then it’s like you are, you know, it’s like self-care. Absolutely. I agree. Pick out your outfit, put in your bacon. Bacon smell will lure you out of bed. Mm-hmm. How much is this thing gonna retail for this specifically? No way to know. Right. ’cause it never sold. It never sold. It never sold. And it’s not in production anymore because so many goofs lost out on the opportunity. Right. Well, here’s the last thing is how do we feel about… pig themed, uh, products? How do we feel about the fact that… careful. It’s attached to me. Oh, goodness. How do we feel about the fact that you’re eating pork… It’s like a barbecue restaurant that the pig is the mascot. Yes. Like how do we feel about that? Positively. I think that’s good. Positive. Any positive It reminds you, you know where it came from. It keeps you honest. Okay. Yeah. I like the idea. Little farm to table. Bacon with my coffee is compelling. But the mechanics are very sus. I like that. It’s like baking the bacon inside of its own head. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I like that the pig doesn’t have a mouth so you can’t hear it scream. Exactly. Yeah. Uh, I like the idea that some woman would have a get ready with me YouTube video, and it’s just her cooking bacon. Like this is my nighttime routine. Cook a little bacon before I go to sleep. And you guys make YouTube videos. So I think that, I think Leonard’s onto something. Yeah. And our standard for what we’ll do is pretty low. We’re doing this right now. So I’ve placed this at two. Oh, okay. We reserve the right to move it. Emily. I present to you. Cougar Energy. It is an energy drink for women. Apparently at 30. Like the way that they pitched it was with a 35-year-old woman. Oh, that’s disrespectful. That’s a cougar? Apparently, so that’s a young lady. I am no longer a cougar. I guess I’m just Dame Judy Dench from cats. It’s got a bunch of vitamins and minerals that they say are. It’s female friendly energy blend. Um, you don’t see, you don’t seem to believe in it. Listen, anything that’ll potentially make me moist again. Um, so I’ll try it. Is that what this is? You just put this directly on the crotch? No, you drink, it – makes you wet. Okay. Um, I guess so. I don’t know. Girl, you taste like berry Exactly. But I mean, you do need energy when you’re dating a younger man because if you’re hooking up, you gotta keep one eye open. He might be. Stealing your action figures. Guy, this is, this is Good Mythical Morning Yeah. Right? Yeah. Um, not good mythical weekend or good mythical evening, so just, you know, could… So it’s inappropriate for women to be wet. Yeah. It’s confusing. There’s so many spinoffs of the show. Like, how am I supposed to keep up? I wouldn’t tell ’em spinoffs as much as downward spirals. Right. Wow. Drag our asses. Yeah. On that note, this was also brought to you by the makers of slut. Cardigan. Oh wow. I’m sorry. Yeah. Slut cardigan. What does it taste like now? I left mine at home. I call them snuggy. I left mine at home. Can we… we partake? Have I partake in? I will now. – Can we partake? – These are vitamins for women. These are vitamins. You can’t have this. Can’t have this. Now, I know that some of these are recreation and some of these are like still in the market. Is this on in the market? No. Okay. This is a recreation, so this could be anything. This could be anything. It could be, you know, like bath suds. It’s probably… Mmm, I’m horny. Oh my God. The couch. It’s drenched. I don’t know. It’s um, the guy who made it trademarked, the term “cougar” The guy who made it?! This is problematic. So then you could expand the brand into other cougar related. Um, stuff. So. All right, Leonard, what you got? What I got? I’ve been wearing it the whole time, baby. Okay. Well I wasn’t gonna say anything. You see these memes? You thought these were just some hip pants, right? Yeah. Well, guess what? You gotta go slow. Go slow. Leonard, we talked about this. That was really anti-climatic. Alright, lemme go slow. Go slow. Go slow. We thought these were just regular pants, huh? Okay. Hold on. Is it supposed to do something else? This feels like something for cougars. Yeah. And I was like, I have the best thing in the world. This is amazing. Yeah. Yeah. You like that Vinny? Alright, you thought these were regular pants, huh? Oh, yay. Hold on. Did it, what is it for? It’s for, for babies. I think we’re looking at what it’s for. It’s for babies. It’s for babies to be entertained by. No, it’s for you to know that your baby is alive. Oh, the baby wears that. The baby wears that. Oh, a big baby. Yes. Hold on now. Don’t disrespect me right now. Don’t disrespect big baby Glen Davis of the Boston Celtics. He was NBA champion. I’ve been watching a lot of WNBA basketball and I’m gonna tell you right now. This is a great product, even though my knees hurt like a bitch. So, um, so this is how you hear your baby coming. Yeah. You know, your baby coming, your baby moving. Um, you know, you know, parents are distracted, laptops, phones, um, looking at their crippling debt. Um, and you can just be like, oh, this, this, my baby’s alive. He’s moving around. What you got, um, downstairs neighbors piss ’em off. Are we, um, potentially worried about dogs eating the babies? Well, I mean, I think this is a good test if your dog is good or not. You know, just the knees. Hmm. Is your dog smart? Is your dog dumb? Is your baby moving? Is it, is it, is it tasty? Is it tasty? The questions that plague every parent. Yeah. Uh, I am worried about how this would make the baby even more annoying than babies already are at times. Yeah. You know, that sound, I mean, I mean, I’m annoyed already and it’s just happened three or four times. I mean, now think about what it would do for celibacy. You know, like you might be saving another person’s life, you know, should not be having a baby babies everywhere. Squeaky babies. Bring em to the brewery. Make sure everybody knows that your baby is there. And then they’d be like, you know what, I’m not gonna do that. Bring your baby to the brewery. Put the squeaky knees on. Get you a couple drinks. Did they originally come in the, uh, the plaid like that? Um, they, they did not. This is just a little hip, little move for me, and honestly, you can make these for adults, you know what I’m saying? Yeah. I’m wondering, is your experience making you think that this should be, uh, aged up? For like begging and squeaking. What type of beg are we talking about? Classic Baby, I’m on my knee, baby. Baby, baby… You just got a little soundtrack with it. Baby, baby… That’s beautiful. Yeah. If a clown was a stripper, I would say, I gotta be honest, this cougar probably could’ve used it They were asking if I needed makeup. Yeah, you trip. You trip, you fall. It’s funny now in a different way, you know? Yeah, yeah. Y’all watch Bozo the clown. Not anymore. Bring it back. Okay. Nostalgia. – Are you worried that the… – You gonna take my pants off Put them up there? I was gonna say, how we gonna do that? Lemme take these off. No, no, no, no, no. I think we have, we have a, we have a… Yeah, that’s exactly what they look like. Yeah. Why is everything here so good? And these are so bad. It should be right there, right? What’s up with this person’s knees? They at they shins? Yeah. No kidding. I do think it would be effective. I think would be effective at what it is intending to do. Which is like, oh, I know my kid’s still around. Yeah, still moving. Is it better than the bacon box? No. Yes, I’m, I’m certain it’s cheaper. I don’t feel strongly about it. – Let’s leave it as number one – Because you can sell anything to parents of infants. That’s true. You really can’t. They’re so desperate. I don’t know how this failed. I don’t know how this failed. Ah, uh, check this out. Give us a moment. To talk about our coloring book. You know, we got a coloring book. Bro, I love coloring book. Yeah. Uh, this is our second coloring book. It’s officially here. From the crapacoaster to the Ferris wheel of mythicality Mythical land is open for your amusement. Yes. And listen, we are having a little contest to celebrate mythical land’s open. So you pick a page from the coloring book, you color it however you want to. You upload the photo of of your finished masterpiece to mythical.com/coloringcontest. And this is for a chance to win free merch for a year. For a year, a hundred dollars gift card every single month that you can use at mythical.com. Dang, son I’m on one of the pages. Do that one. Contest ends October 7th, 2025. US residents 18 and up. Judged on creativity and skill. No purchase necessary. See official rules. Ah, very official. I now have a new milestone I wanna reach. – Love that. – Being in the Mythical coloring book is gonna happen You can make Rhett and Link whatever race you want. Um. Vinny. That’s true. You’re up. My product is the not… Wait, wait. Before I get into it, let me ask you guys a question. What’s the biggest problem with ice cream? – It melts. – It hurts my teeth ’cause of my sensitivity. It’s the shape and the texture. Uh, introducing the not so fried chicken. Fried chicken, ice cream bucket. If you looked at this, what would you say it is? Fried — Ice cream. Your answer for this, I would say it’s some of that fake fried chicken that you get at vegan restaurants sometimes. Yeah, it does look like that. Okay, fellas, you’d be wrong. Ultimately, this is ice cream fashion to look like the limb of a dead bird. Inside is a hard pretzel made to replicate a bone. Ooh, what? So basically you’ve got this drumstick here. It’s got a kind of a corn meal, sweet little coating on the outside to replicate the fried skin of the bird. Then on the inside you have the ice cream. Then in that you have the bone, which is I believe, a pretzel. Oh, okay. How much are they charging for this? Absolutely, and it is vanilla ice cream. I’ll say that. It’s vanilla ice cream, which is really delicious. How, hold on. How much would a bucket is it gonna cost? The coating is cornmeal. The coating’s. Cornmeal and it’s sweet and delicious. You could, I would bring it out for parties. I think it would be great for like a women’s party. If you were, if you were gonna buy… If you were gonna buy it, how much money would you need to allocate? Oh yeah. Well, we’ll get into that. Absolutely. I would say, here’s what, here’s what I’ll say, and here’s what I’ll say. It’s, it’s pretty low when you think about it. It’s pretty low. It’s like $109.95 cents, pretty low for the entire bucket. Whoa, whoa. Can you say that again more slowly? Absolutely. And it is vanilla. All of them are vanilla. All of them are vanilla. But the price is, you said it fast, I think you said a $109. $109.95 $109 and 95 cents. $109 and 95 cents. They said this in the pitch. Yeah, but here’s what I’ll say. How many pieces of chicken in there? Oh, several is several pieces of chicken in the bucket. Enough for you and the women at the women’s party. – Toss me a… – Can we try it? Is this, is this safe to eat? Bring it over. Is it safe? Can I approach? Is this a, is this a recreation? No, this is it. This is the real product. They still sell it. Oh my God. They do? Yeah. Oh yeah. It’s cold. Yeah. What? Yum. Get the bone. Yeah. So I just want to get to the bone. Oh my God. Yeah. There it is. Look at that. Yeah, it’s just, oh, this might be worth it. On the chicken itself, it would be the Tarso. Metatarsus. It’s supposed to be very delicious. I can’t eat it. I eat dairy like that. I’m be farting up a storm in here. Do we only bring you in to talk about chicken? Isn’t that crazy? Isn’t that crazy? He was the colonel, remember? Yeah. I tried to present this. They were like, no. And then I said, I’d like to present it, and they said, uh. It doesn’t taste bad at all. No, it taste really good. I can’t believe it costs that much I think it’s worth it for the surprise. But $109.95 is legitimately what this bucket cost. How much is creativity worth for you? You’re deflecting. No, I’m, this is really, really good though. Delighted by a product. $45 I might be willing to think about it once. For a party. Higher. Very nice. Um, all right. We gotta put this thing up there. Here’s what I’ll say. You really enjoyed that? Yeah. You said, mm. To put the low knees baby pants kind of anywhere near it is kind of an offense. And also this is the one thing that actually made it to market. Yeah. And they’re still selling this. So what I’m hearing everyone say is that the low knees baby pants should move to three. No, no, no. I think, I think, uh, everyone saying we could, I mean, I, I’m able to do a shift. You were able to, but it doesn’t make sense. Fundamentally, it does not make sense. Now, tell me this, do you want to be up at 11:00 PM cooking bacon? Or do you wanna be on your knees at the brewery? Why you — begging? Right. You’re right, baby. I’m begging, begging. Begging. Honestly, with my product. You could do both. Oh, okay. Okay. Look at that. I don’t think I have an argument against that. That chicken. I wanna try that chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is good. You should try it. Do you want me to? Yeah. Do you wanna do that on camera? Yes. You know what? If y’all take a bite of that and like it as much as I did. I feel like, oh, damn, that this is good. I feel like it’s good. These are each, like $25 they’re supposed to be really delicious and they make them all like, they, you can’t make these in a factory, I guess because of the way they are. It doesn’t make sense to me. Yeah. Someone’s putting their hands. Yeah, and they’re like sculpting each one of these by hand Here’s what I think. – I think it would be… – It is number one. Do you wanna be quiet or do you wanna — I’m gonna leave it? All right. So good. They’re really good. They like it. And I’m choking a little bit on it, but I feel pretty good. The price is crazy. Yeah, we gotta do something about that price. But the winner is the not fried chicken ice cream from Life Raft Treats not a sponsor, of course. And Vinny, that means you are the official Rankiac Brainiac. Come on over, take a knee. They’re not. Oh, you get to take a knee, huh? Okay. Oh he took two knees. Was it supposed to be one? Take all the knees you need. There it is. Alright. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. Now y’all say, you know what time it is You know what time it is You know what time it is You know what time it is! Yeah. Oh, you know what time it is! Hi, I’m Fernando. I’m Simone. I’m Usman. And we just hiked 27 miles in Yosemite, and it’s time to spin the wheel of mythicality 27 miles. Woo. That’s more than a marathon. It’s a long way to go just to see burnt trees. I mean, there’s some big rocks there too Hey, come on. 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