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Okay boys, our highly experienced scientific research team was out sick this week, so the Mythical Crew went out and asked employees at several locations of each chain for the least ordered item on their menu. And that’s what you’ll be tasting and ranking today. So this is anecdotal. Behind you, yes. It’s anecdotal, but hey, you know what? Sometimes that’s all you got. We’re gonna be ranking this on a scale of one to five. One is good, five is bad. Bottom of the bag. Nugget about it. Huh. Mids meal. Please pull forward to the second place. You want prize with that? And your first food is the least ordered item on the Domino’s. Domino’s, maybe Domino’s. Domino’s. Um. The crispy bacon and tomato loaded chicken. Okay, let me just say, you know me, I fall for the thing in the window. So yes, I have ordered this maybe more than once. So this is not bread. This is just chicken. It’s just chicken. And when I first ordered this. I told my wife, who did not partake in it, um, this is like something that I would have put together while I was in high school if I just had these things lying around. But the Domino’s press release when they released this in 2014 was, our new specialty chicken is one of the most creative, innovative menu items we’ve ever had. So chicken nuggets with cheese, tomatoes. And ranch. And ranch. It’s not bad. It’s pretty good. I’m going in for a second bite. It’s really good. That’s what I said when I got it and I stand by it, but I do agree. It’s weird. What’s this crispy like? Mm-hmm. Cheese pieces? Tell me that’s not good. I mean, it’s kind of anti pizza. It’s like something that should be on a sandwich but isn’t because you don’t want that bread anyway. When you’re buying, when you’re buying pizza. I like it. And you’re getting something to go with it. You don’t need more bread. You got all the bread and crust in the pizza. Like we ordered pizza the other night. Thank you. And then we ordered breadsticks on the side. I’m like, so we ordered pizza and then we ordered just pizza crust? Because we had somebody with us who did not want pizza. This is such a good idea to accompany pizza. You’re coming around, it’s been around for 10 years and you’re just now having it. I’ve never gotten it. I’ve been getting it every time I get Domino’s. And it’s good for you too, I can tell. It’s really good for you. I can tell. It’s like very fortifying. So right now we’re gonna put that at one. Yeah, I think it’s, I think this is number one. And just so we can, I think it’s gonna stay number one too. It might not. Do we have any hope? Anything can beat it. Oh, I have lots of hope. I don’t. Up next from McDonald’s, we have the Filet-O-Fish. Have you ever ordered one of these? No. I have never ever ordered a Filet-O-Fish. I have ordered them, but it is definitely my least ordered thing on the menu. It is a lot smaller than I remember. Maybe I was a child when I last out. It’s so dinky. Look at the cheese placement. You gotta get extra cheese. Double cheese. Cheese. You gotta get double cheese. They do half a cheese. Because then also they’ll make it from scratch. You know their version of scratch if you order the extra cheese. I dunno. Why? Why do they only do half a thing of cheese? Because sometimes there’s too much cheese. I don’t understand. Before you bite into it, just look at the. Just look at the bun. It’s pretty like, touch the bun a little. It, Stevie, Stevie loves it. It, it is very pretty. It is like a pretty sandwich. And also, this thing almost didn’t make it onto the menu because it, this is back in 1962, you had this one guy, Lou Groen. He was a franchise owner in a predominantly Catholic neighborhood in Ohio. And so he pitched this. To Ray Crock and Crock said, you’re always coming up here with a bunch of crap. I don’t want my stores stunk up with the smell of fish. That was his reaction. And then a year later he gave in, and now it’s been on the menu ever since. I mean, for what it is. It’s tasty. It’s really, why is it good? Why is it good? It’s good. It’s so good. It’s Why is it good? Because it has been scientifically engineered to be good, and it’s had 56, 60 years to get good. We’re, we’re sleeping on this. We gotta wake up before it goes away. I mean, there’s certain people who will go for it. Like Christy’s grandfather would always get one of these. And it’s like a memory of Christy. He’s clearly the goat for Stevie. This is your, your go-to at McDonald’s. Hey, it’s, it’s, it’s shockingly delicious. I think that’s it. It’s like, you know, the burger’s gonna be good, you know, you know, you know, a cheeseburger and fries is gonna be good. Nuggets are good. This is like shockingly delicious. Yeah. I’ve actually, I’ve forgotten. I’ve been sleeping with the fishes. I’ve been sleeping on the fishes because I used to get this every once in a while. I haven’t gotten it in years. It’s just hard to get it when you look at everything else on the menu. But how does it compare to this chicken that you didn’t even know existed? It’s not as good as that. It’s not as good as the chicken. It’s not good as that. The chicken is just got all kinds of stuff on it. But I’m, I’m even more surprised. I’m so surprised that if you really wanted to put it in number one, I might not even argue with you. I feel like the least we should do is we should stack our sandwiches on top of each other so you can still see this one. Okay. That’s what we call a compromise. Next up from Wendy’s is the grilled chicken wrap. So we, we recently had one of these You did, and the chicken were blindfolded wrap, blind taste test. We were blindfolded and I think I remember we didn’t like it. Just if I wanna poison the well a little bit here. Yeah, we gave it like a two and a three. I mean, this is such a big wrap. I’m gonna gonna, I’m gonna bite first. Unwrap later. What’s, I mean, it’s just, it kind of looks like Domino’s inside. Herb marinated, grilled chicken breasts, shredded cheddar cheese, and crispy romaine. It’s got lettuce inside of it that’s been heated. Drizzled with creamy ranch sauce. I mean, this is just, I don’t know. Is there romaine in that? There is. It’s, it’s like, look, there it is. Oh. There it is, along the bottom of it. It tastes like hot lettuce. Um, ’cause it is. You know what, this is horrible. And it, it, it was horrible and it’s still horrible and I don’t understand how Wendy’s is letting this happen because. Don’t put lettuce in it. I feel like Wendy’s makes relatively good choices about things most of the time. ‘Cause the McDonald’s one has lettuce in it too, but something about it isn’t as off-putting as this. Uh, one review said that. Uh, it had an off putting rubbery texture talking about the chicken. It does, it does, it does with pungent seasoning that I could only describe as what my teenager’s baseball cleats smell like after a double header. Okay. All right. That’s, that’s taking it a little bit too far. It doesn’t that bad. Is it? It doesn’t smell like your teenager’s cleats, but it’s definitively awful. It’s a mistake. It should have not been done, and it needs to be taken off the menu, or at least put it at the. Bottom. Bottom of the bag. Did you know that when you buy Mythical merch, you get a 10% off code for the Mythical Society? Oh. And when you join the Mythical Society, you get a 10% off code for the Mythical store. So if you keep doing that, eventually they’ll both be free and we’ll go bankrupt. Yeah, actually take advantage of that. It’s just one time each. But you should do this. You should double up on gifts. Give some gifts, yeah. To yourself and others. Mythical.com. Okay, next up is a least ordered menu item off the Taco Bell menu. The black bean grilled cheese burrito. Okay. That burrito. Whoa, look how whoa. Oh God. It’s completely transparent, but oh. Oh, you know what? Okay, hold on. They put cheese on the outside and then grill it, and that’s, and so you’re getting, that’s, that’s purposeful. You’re supposed to get that burnt cheese thing. Oh god. Like a classic grilled cheese. I did not know about this. I didn’t either. Now it seems kind. I’m kind of excited about it. I’m, I’m gonna, I’m gonna pull it apart. I’m gonna cut mine so I get right, right down. It’s hot. Yeah, it seems really hot. It’s hot. I’m gonna join you in that endeavor. There you go. Oh, you got your own? I have my own knife. This thing, I mean, there are people who hate on it, but I have high hopes. Ooh, it is a little rubbery right there in the middle. Good God. Okay. Woo. Still hot. Creamy chipotle sauce, sour cream, mozzarella. They cooked it so hard to make that crunchy. They overdid it, that they, they overdid it. Everything inside is just like a, a hot mess. I feel like this in the most literal sense. I feel like this could have been good and maybe if they had a not overcooked it, it would’ve been good. Oh God. I never had so much trouble eating a burrito. It’s so hard, so hard to eat. It’s just, we’re just so disappointed right now. Well, because we thought this was gonna be good because I like just a straight up bean burrito from, from Taco Bell. This is almost, I’d say this is almost as bad as the, as the hot lettuce. I don’t think so. There’s nothing in here that’s gross. It’s just. It’s not, it’s just not good. This wasn’t rubbery and it was cooked properly. It would be okay. I agree. It’s bad, but this, I think, was done exactly the way they wanted it to be, and it’s still really bad. So I think we gotta put this at nugget about it. Nugget about it. Even though there’s no nuggets in. It might as well be. Taco Bell right there. And finally, from Jack in the Box, you have egg rolls. Now, we were told, just to give you a little insight into the research process, that it was not uncommon for our research team to be hung up on when they called these places asking these questions, but apparently what? Calling a fast food restaurant just to shoot the breeze about what’s not selling is not something they’re up for. Well, but you know what? Turd the, uh, turned the tide turd. You know what? Do you know what brought a turd to the tide? What. It was when they said that it was for school? It was for a school project. So consider this a school project. Okay. And, and you can get away with anything you say a school project. So they would, you finally got somebody on the phone and they would say, nobody buys the egg rolls. Yeah. Yeah. I went to Jack in the box night before last. You want to know what I got? Egg rolls. Because it is the best thing. Hold on, hold up. Because when we hung out on Friday night and we went to that concert. Yeah. After the concert, you were like, I’d really like to eat something, and you were like. If it’s egg rolls. Yes. And then you said, or, and then you mentioned another thing that would’ve been impossible to get. I don’t know. Yeah. And uh, and then we went into a McDonald’s to get you a McRib and I had a weird interaction with the dude at a urinal. Yeah. ’cause you were yelling in the restroom, and, uh. Well, I wasn’t, I had to pee really bad. Yeah. I wasn’t, I wasn’t yelling at the man at the urinal, but I think he thought I was. But when I came into the bathroom, the man at the urinal said. Dude, stop yelling. And I did. Yeah. And uh, so, uh, I did, that happened. I mean, it was a McDonald’s in Hollywood, so yeah, anything goes at midnight on a Friday night. They didn’t have any egg rolls. I mean, I didn’t even get the McRib, which I was about to. But the next night I was embarrassing another group of friends of mine and we went to, um, the drive through in the Uber as we were going home and, um, yeah. The Lyft driver, um, agreed to take us through the drive through is adding a stop, but also buying her a chicken sandwich. You got the Lyft driver a chicken sandwich. Yeah. This one’s not nearly as good as the. They’re not that bad though. These are the, these are sleeper hit. Especially with the sauce. I do not like the sauce. I highly recommend ranch. Dip these in ranch. If it’s after midnight. I like the sauce. You will not turn into a gremlin. They got pork in there. I, I can’t speak about these enough, but I’m done. Well, these are, these are pretty good. I’m not gonna lie to you. They’re so good. Right? They shouldn’t be the lowest thing on the Jack in the Box menu. There’s plenty of crap that they have on their menu that, I, they could get rid of. Do you think it’s better than the Filet-O-Fish? The Filet-O-Fish? I think it is. I think it is. But not, sorry, Stevie. Not by much, but. Do you think it’s better than Domino’s Chicken? How are we doing this? We’re gonna have to taste some more. How are we doing this with the Domino’s chicken? Domino’s chicken? It just, they just did it perfectly. Oh, that’s good. Hmm. Okay. I think we’re locked in. That’s it. That’s a definitive raking. Of the least popular fast food items out there. So get back out there, eat some more fast food. Try something you haven’t spread your, um, what should they spread. Wings. Spread your, um. Your boneless wings. Spread your, I don’t know what I was trying to say. Spread your itinerary. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, my name’s Laurel and I’m from Illinois and I just went on a birthday tour doing all my free things, ’cause today is my 43rd birthday. It’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Happy 43. Getting all your free things, your dog wants in on that. You know what? 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