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Episode Post Date: January 6, 2026
GMM Episode Number: 2952
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99 bottles of, oh God no! On the wall. Let's talk about that. Good Mythical Morning. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, it's a catchy song, but you know what? Drinking 99 bottles of beer isn't exactly YouTube friendly. Okay? What if we filled all the bottles with crazy, mostly disgusting drinks instead. Okay, well that doesn't sound very Rhett and Link friendly. Mm-hmm. Well, let's do it anyway. It's time for Bottle Feeders. Okay, boys in front of you are 99 bottles of mystery liquids on the wall. Ah. Your job is to find the one good one. The other 98 bottles contain not so delicious drinks that are either spicy, sour, salty, fishy, or grab bag weird. Fishy. As you work your way through the drinks, you'll accumulate drinks from each category, and every time you collect three drinks from the same category, you can ask me one yes or no question. There's also one special drink this time we're calling the Smoky Grossy, if you find that bottle, you get to ask a question right away, and if you can find the good drink in 20 guesses or less, you win. So go ahead. And choose your first drink. First of all, listen, we had so much fun last time. We had so much fun. What. Last time. I, I was getting up. It was great. To pick a bottle. Do you remember how much fun we all had? There's no way it's gonna live up to that. Just go ahead. If you, if you think it's gonna be that great, click away. Here's the thing, one of the things is the things aren't even popping off this time because the atmospheric pressure's different today. Chase, what are you gonna do today? The things aren't popping. They're not popping. I'm, I'm not gonna fall on my face today. Come on, Barky. Making things pop. Yeah, there's still some sort of a stain over there. Oh, Link, before you pick the first one. I'm picking nine. No, no. Before you pick the first one, it could be nine. Um, we would like to reveal to you at home. Oh, yes. If, if you wanna play along, we're gonna show you what the right answer is. So don't look starting now. I mean, how long does it take you to look at a number? Is that enough time? Is it over? Yeah. All right. Yeah. Let's see. I think I'm gonna pick. Nine. Ten. Oh, okay. New year, new me. Right? Why did you change? Keep you guessing. Fishy. Oh, fishy. Apparently, it's fishy. It's fishy non-dairy milk. Oh, fishy milk. Oh, well that wasn't it. Okay, it's not 10. Oh God. I mean, let's just get it out of the way. Let's just get it out the way for all the people out there that think this way. 69. Just get it out the way. Let's just get it out of the way. Yeah, stand over there. Don't smell it first. Sour. Whoa. Whoa, that'll wake you up. Okay. Sour. Sour Yerba Mate. I thought you were gonna say sour urine. I want a sour one, 'cause I gotta get the fishy out my face. Uhhuh. Well, you wanna try some 69? I mean, do you wanna try some of the, because that's sour already. If you just want to, if you. Sometimes the opposite happens. Oh yeah. Not gonna, not gonna go there. 96. What is your logic? 96. What's your logic? What do you mean by logic? Why are you picking these? I'm not using logic. I picked 69, so to get it out of the way for the immature people. Oh, okay. I mean, I have some logic here. I picked 96 because I want. It's the opposite of 69. I wanted to go down here. Fishy. That's just tuna water. Oh, it's tuna water. I hate it, I need something different. There you go. I need, oh God. This is worse, I mean, it's worse than spicy. Last time I started off as spicy and it was a nightmare, and now I'm wishing for that nightmare. Okay, I'll see if I can get you one. Oh my God, my pants wet. Did I pee myself? He has wet himself. I did. I didn't, but it felt damp for a second. What's your logic? I have been all of these ages. I know what it's like to be a 6-year-old. I know what it's like to be a 36-year-old. I know what it's like to be 47 and 48. I have no clue what it's like to be 49. So out of curiosity, see the logic. You see how I did that? I'm gonna learn something about 49. Oh. I learned it's fishy. Fishy. Hey, but that's good because that means we get to ask a question. Yes, yes, yes. You want to confer or do you just want to do it 'cause it was your pick? Well, do you want it to be a logical question? Nope, have at it. I have an illogical question. Stevie, you are joining a group of 12 people. For dinner. And uh, they get to the, you get to the restaurant and they're like, we don't, Stevie, just order for us. And make sure you get some hush puppies. If you were to ask the waiter, how many hush puppies come in an order of hush puppies, would you think that you needed to get four orders or more. If this was the answer to how many hush puppies come in an order? Yes. No, I think I'd be satisfied. Okay, let's think about that because I didn't think about what the answer would be. I just thought about asking a question and then working backwards. So if they, if they said this many come in four or more, and you've got how many, let's start with, how many hush puppies do you get for 12 people? Let's start there. I would say, uh. 20. 20. So that means that. 20. If six came in an order, then that would be plenty. So this means that it is definitely not a super low number, which doesn't help at all. Yeah. Yeah, what are you doing. If anything, above eight, I think. So, pick anything above eight, Link. And she answered it so quick, I'll be satisfied. Even though what you asked was confusing, she didn't have to think about it. She didn't have to think about it. So it's probably above 10. I think it's probably above, uh, 20. We're somewhere up here. Okay. So my question did help is what you're saying. 29. Ew. But I don't know what kind of ew. It's not fishy. Thank God. It's a buffalo wing soda and ranch soda. So it's just a weird. It's just a weird. It's so weird, Chase. Hey, don't love it. Okay. Easy answer. 26. That's in our range here. 26 in a. Sour. Oh. Sour Yerba Mate. That's good though because that's two sours. One more sour, you get to ask a question. Maybe it'll be better than mine. I think sour is the best one to get. Hey, could you randomly pop one of those off? So chase can fetch it. This one looks like it's about to pop off, maybe that one too. Oh. Make it seem natural. Oh, it went over there. It went way over there, Chase. There it is. Here it is, put that back on there. Remember how fun that was? Just like the old days. Um, look at, that was pretty cool, huh? 33. 33, a nice little shout out to Patrick Ewing. Wow. That's, that's, that's true, Link. Weird again. It's the exact same soda that you just had. Yes. Yeah. I was like, it's exactly the same. Hey, hey. It's okay. So that goes here, huh? Really what I want to do here is I want to get either weird or sour. What's a weird number? 37 is a prime number. That's a little bit weird. And that's in the range. I, I think 43 is weird. Nevermind. 43 could, could be the next number. Okay. Does it taste weird? It tastes weird. Yes. Yes, yes. It's a mustard soda. I see this. Yes. Okay. Okay. Let, let me, let, let me ask this time. Please do. Okay. Stevie? Yes. If I were on the roof of a, uh, two story house with this many helium balloons. Okay, I can picture this. And I jumped off, can you describe? No, it's gotta be yes or no. Would you break both femurs? Would I break both femurs? Yeah, uh, well. Oh, I'm not really good at, you know, what people break when they fall off of two stories. Would you break the tibia? Um, but you would fall. You would fall hard. This is wild because, I mean, listen, between the hush puppy question and this question, we, we are low at this point. We're low. We're not, we're not in the, we're not, we're not down here. We're not here. We're still on this row. So 50 balloons, it's, it's not gonna help that much. I don't think it's anything above 50. Below 50. Above 50. Above 50, and is below hush puppies, which is 30. So we are squarely in the forties. Okay. Thirties or forties. All right. We're feeling good about that. You know what, I, you know what? I bet it is. I bet it's one. Hold on, but think about the hush puppies. Oh yeah, the hush puppies. See, my question is helpful, man. So that would be four hush puppies. She'd be real worried. All right, well then I'm going for 21. Okay. That's the beginning of our, that's the beginning of the range as established by the bottom of the hush puppy line. There's the hush puppy line, right? And there's the balloon line, right? And it's between 20 and we're, we're on these two roads. It's 20 and 50, these two roads. We'd bet our lives on that. Fishy. Fishy. God. Oh, are we three? Fishy? No, no. We're trying to get sour. It's the worst. You're one Fishy. Oh. What is the sourest number between 20 and 50 these days? Uh, come on Rhet. Alright. I feel sour when I hear 38. 38. I feel like odd numbers are sour, even numbers. You're right. So I think 39, oh God, I hope it's not fishy. Sour. Oh, I'm so jealous of the sour. Oh, and that's three sours, we got another question. Does a siren go off when we get a question. In post, probably. It does in my heart. Well, we know we need to, we need something that we need to narrow it down. Works within the, within the twenties, thirties, and forties. Okay. You call a number, uh, because you need to get your vacuum serviced. I don't know. Something that you, something that you need. You gotta call the line. Your approximate wait time is this many minutes. Ugh, fishy. Sorry. Are you like, I'm gonna call back on a different day? Or are you like, okay, I'll just put the phone on speaker, put it on the counter, and do something else for a little bit. So this is minutes, not people in front of you. Minutes. Okay. Um, oof. You gotta take my patience into account. Oh wait, Stevie, where we had a pop. Pop. We had a pop. And once we pop. Chase can't stop. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Great job. Stevie, you were saying. You gotta take my, my level of patience into account with this question, but. It's just too long this, it's above 30 because I think if it was in the twenties, she'd be like, okay, this is not great, but like half hour plus, wait. But she had to think about it a little bit. So I really think we are in the. Too long. I think we're in the thirties now. Because it was an apologetic, this is just too long. You know, it's some people. Just above half an hour. I'm not gonna say that it's an unacceptable wait, but I'm not gonna accept that wait, is kind of what she was saying. I feel like 30 to 31 is the cutoff. If somebody says half hour wait, I'm like, okay, somebody says 31, I'm like, call you tomorrow. Fishy. Why do I get all the fishy? Hey, it's stretchy, it's strategic. I gotta start thinking about the shade of these bottles. Oh god. Okay. Ah. So I'm gonna go for just another 30 in here. And, uh. 30. I'm going for something that is also fishy 35. Fishy. See, I can celebrate it because we needed it. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's horrible, but it's fun at the same time. Stevie, if you microwaved a cupcake. Uhhuh. As one does for this many seconds. And then you immediately took a bite out of it. Okay. Would you suffer mouth burns? Would you be spitting it back out and going a cupcake? So. A cupcake. A cupcake with icing on the top, I put in for the, this amount of time? Uh, yes I would, I believe I would burn the top of my mouth given that icing. I think we might be in the forties. I. You think it, you think you gotta be in the forties? I don't know. I've never microwave a cupcake. I, I think that we've confirmed, I dunno, who had upper thirties. Thirties. Well, you okay? You just, I thought we already knew you were in the thirties. I think we just moved into 38 territory. You're, you're trying to push us down here a little bit? No, let's exhaust the thirties. 32 seconds. 39 seconds. 40 seconds is too much. 40 seconds. 40. Oh God. That, that's sour. But it's the most pleasant experience I've had today. Yeah, you like it a little bit. And it's Liquid IV, so you could get hydrated. Oh, great. Um, just to backtrack a little bit, link here, um, why we microwaving this cupcake? I like a warm cupcake. You don't microwave your cupcakes? No. No, you should, you should try it. Does anybody a cupcake? I mean, if it's a Otis Spunkmeyer, and that's really a muffin, and I get it out of the freezer, yeah. Well you know what? I just opened you up to a whole new world. Don't burn your mouth. I don't think I'm going in it. Um, but I just think what we did is we confirmed that we're in the thirties and I think we're in the upper thirties and I think, come on, 38, and I think this might be the one. It's not, oh, whoa. This is okay. This is outta line. Outta line. I mean, this is really, lake has had like five of those. That's tuna water. Oh, this is the, yeah, this is the worst thing I've had. You had five of these. It's what water? It's tuna water. Tuna water. Oh, it's so bad, dude. I told you. Oh, it got into my work. It gets out of line. Yes. Serve a very specific clientele. I mean, we just have to get rid of, we gotta get rid of the thirties. We have to just go through the thirties. Oh, it's hot. Oh, it's hot. But maybe also fishy. No, it's spicy pineapple juice. Oh, it's just a lot of fishy left. Woo. Now. Yeah. So we gotta move through these quick because that's the first spicy. Alright, we just kidding. 34. 34. We're just moving through the thirties. Moving through the thirties. Remember that? It was a blur. Oh, oh, that's, it's so thick it didn't come out. Oh God. It's so thick. You scared? It's so thick. It didn't make it in my mouth. Maybe that's a good sign. It just tastes like that stuff you dip shrimp in. Yeah. It's salty cocktail sauce. It's your first salty that you found this whole time. Where'd salty go? Alright, I'm going for 32. We got a mission and this is it. Yeah, that's no one. Mission. Mission complete. What is that? Some weird turnt apple. Salty apple juice. Oh God. Hold on. We got, we got some. Okay. 30. Come on now. Hold on. If this isn't it, we're to, we've been totally off base. Yeah, I know. Is this ain't it? That is sour coconut water. And you only have two guesses left. What to get This? What? No, no, no. What? No. Our, our questions suck this time. Dude. What happened to us? What do we know? We know. Hold on. You know what? Not much. Moving back a second. Stevie said you have to take into account my level of patience. I think we might be in the twenties. I don't think we're in the forties, because she was like, you'd get hurt. That's enough hush puppies. Um, 28 seconds of cupcakes. 27 seconds of cupcakes. So, so the only one that establishes our lower limit is the hush puppy question. Yes, you're welcome. So again, we're saying eight in an order. Times three is 24. And the wait, if she was told that she had 16 minute wait, that's fine. She was told, I think her threshold for waiting is 20 minutes, not 30 minutes. That's where we were wrong. So I'd say start with 28 and go down. So we're here. We're here. Might, might I say, 'cause you only have two guesses on the hush puppy question. I took your question as if, if this many hush puppies came in the order, would I be satisfied for my 12 people? Not times, three times. Well I think it was times four. Times four. Uh. I don't know if that helps you, but it doesn't. No, she didn't. Time the time. Four. But this, this amount, this without any times, if I had this amount in my hush puppy order's satisfied, I would be satisfied for 12 people. Yes. And I said that that number's 20. So twenties. Twenties is right. We we, but then why is she trying to help us if we were already doing the right thing? Gotta take that into account. Everybody gets one, we know it's not below 12. You think she ain't gonna wait 16 minutes? She did say, take into account my patience. Now remember the microwave question. Microwave 16 seconds in the microwave is perfect for a cupcake. I'm thinking about trying it. Uh, you know what I'm saying this, but it is 20, 20 something seconds in a microwave that's hot burn on your face, you know? No question. But that's still leading us to here. Yeah, I think we're in here. Okay. I think we're up. I, we, I think we're, I think we're here or here. Oh God. And then, but we do get to ask another question. As long as we get a blue or a yellow. You can do it. 27. Oh, you went higher than I thought, thought you were. What do you think I should do? 22. Well, well, I mean, I'm just trying to. I thought we, I don't, I mean, I don't know. I thought we were on the same page. And then you went 27. Yeah, 22. Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying you're wrong. I was no longer, what are you thinking about? I was looking at the shades of them to try to get one that was sour. I'm going off what you just told me, which was. 22. When I was talking about high twenties. Stevie said, but what did I tell you? And that seemed to send us back down. Right? So, so you want to go? No, no, no. So I think 22, 21, 20. I think these are all great guesses. You, you're, you're out of the show, Nick is saying you're not even. I don't wanna be in this show anymore. The energy right now. I don't wanna be in this show anymore. Is giving desperation. 22. Salty. Yes. Oh yes. Yes. That's what we needed. Okay. Okay. Link. Put that on the thing we have. Is this old, old enough to drink? It all comes down to this. If I, if I was this old, could I go up to the bar? Because that gives us whether we go to, oh. Oh yeah, I didn't check your IDs. Yeah. See, see that's the thing. IDs. We gotta do the drinking age, but we gotta ask it in a creative way. Can we ask like multi-part questions? Like, would I be if I had, if I was wearing a jersey with my age on it? Yeah. Would I be able to go into a bar and would it be Michael Jordan's jersey? I mean like that kind. Yeah, like that kind of question. Alright, let me ask that. Okay. You are gonna ask me a question about Michael Jordan's number? His number is 23. You don't know Michael Jordan's number. Or 45 later in his career, but 23, you know 23. Yeah. I know 23. I also know 24 and I know seven, and I'm gonna promote Mythical 24/7 right now. Oh, good. Good, good, good. Uh, it's a, we have a television channel that's at least what I call it. Some people call it a fast channel. If you've got a smart TV, like a Vizio TV, you can watch Mythical 24/7, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. That's why we call it that. Great. Episodes of Good Mythical Morning, Mythical Kitchen, and more. Mythical.com/24-7. I think I have a three part question that will really help, be helpful. Stevie, if I was wearing a jersey? Yeah, you were wearing a jersey that that has your age on it. That I had my age on it. A, would I be able to drink. A, would I be able to drink in this place? And B. In the United States, would it be Michael Jordan's jersey? Would it be Michael Jordan's jersey? And a third part. But also. Also, and if not. If not, would it be a number bigger would be the number. What. Than Michael Jordan's. That, would it be the same number that coincides with a great television show that Kefir Sutherland was on that took place over the course of a day, one hour per episode. Now, I will allow a three part question, but what are you gonna do for me? All right, we'll give you a sip of whatever we have. No. Okay. I need someone to drink some more tuna water. Okay. All right. Yeah. I can't do that tuna water for everybody. I can't do it. I can't. Um, okay, first question, are you legal? Is this legal drinking age? Yep. Yes. Yes. Second, is it Michael Jordan's number? No. And third, is it the show title? No. Okay. It's 25, 27 or 28. Okay. All right, Link. If we screw this up, we don't deserve anything. This one looks totally different than these. What is, that one's scary to me. But I want you to get it so bad. So can you ask me a fourth question? I'll allow a fourth question because. Yeah, um. This, it's gonna be too sad for everyone in this room. Is this an anniversary that people celebrate in a big way? No. It's not 25, it's 27 or 28. Hold on. It's 27. It's 27 or 28. I know that. Is this a prime number? And and there's nothing special about either one of these numbers. You wanna drink 27. What about. How last time it was related to Stevie. I drink 28. While you drink 27. How old was Stevie when she started working for us? 27. Uh, nope. Younger than that. 20. We've already passed that number. We've, we passed that number. 27. F T Dubs. That's nasty. Is it 28? Oh, no. Yes. Yes. No. What? No. Okay, 27 is weird, it's mustard soda. 28 is salty, salty egg nog. We're nowhere right. Um, but you could, you still do need to find it. Uh. Gimme 28. You just turned. Oh yeah. What? This ain't over. I thought we just failed. Well, you, you lost the pride. 25, dude, but, but your pride is so on the line. It's in the forties. It's, it's what? No, it's low. It's it mean, no, it's higher. It's higher. It's higher because it's legal drinking age, but yeah. 41. It's 41. Okay. Salty Apple. It's 42. We knew it was 42 this whole time. Yes. Oh yeah. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 42, look. Now let's just go back through our day away. Oh my God. 42. Well, why, why would it be 42? You might wonder, why would it be 42? Okay. It's 2026. You met in. Oh, it's 42 years of friendship. Yeah. Oh, oh. So sweet, right. Well, I don't know why we got out of the forties. I'm sorry. We, we disappointed all of you, including ourselves. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. Hi, I am Andrea from Dallas, Texas. This is Lily. I'm Dorian. And I just got a card from you guys saying that her name is actually Rhett Link. So this is Rhett Link and it's time to spin... The Wheel of Mythicality. Good work. Startin' em young. Never too late to change your baby's name. What we got? Hey, listen. Whatever you do, please do not Google, one man, one jar. Don't do it. You have been warned. Click the top link to watch us guess what the most regretted baby names are in Good Mythical More. Mythical 24/7 is now available to stream on Vizio TVs. Learn more at Mythical24-7.com.