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Episode Post Date: May 6, 2026
GMM Episode Number: 3038
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Get it at NordVPN.com/Mythical or click the link in the description below. And thanks again to Nord VPN for sponsoring this portion of today's episode. Now Link and I may look like simple internetainers, but at our core, we aren't just internet entertainers. We're also innovators. We're innovernetainers. And today, we have innovative entertained. We have innovated. Yes. Brand new food solutions for your toughest food problems, to fulfill your wildest food dreams. It's time for Making Dreams Come Chew. We put out a call to Mythical Beasts offering to solve your wildest, most specific, most unsolvable food problems. And last time we changed lives. Yeah. With creations like the Good Breath sandwich. Uhhuh. And Butter Boy 3000. Yes. So let's see if we can keep our streak of successful inventions going with our first question from. Avril S. Okay, imagine being able to eat your corn dog without having to constantly re dipp it in ketchup or mustard, but instead it's already ready to eat because the sauce, like your ketchup, is already dispensed directly onto the dog. What? How would you do that? That's a brilliant request and it requires a brilliant solution. We've got you, Avril. This is the self dipping corn dog. You, you said ketchup at least two times in there. So we're going with ketchup. Yeah. Although we typically use mustard. But just watch this. Just keep your, keep your eye, keep your eye on the top of the dog. Oh. Oh, whoa. Gushy, gushy. Now, and then you just take, now there's a reason that we didn't unveil this during celibacy week. Okay. Mm-hmm. And then, you take the weiner and you push it back to the top. Gushy, gushy. And then you release again. Gushy, gushy. I don't partici, I don't particularly like my friend saying gushy, gushy every time it happens. But I kind of thought that's what, those are the kind of things. A self dipping corn dog. Gushy, gushy. Oh, and then it's complete, um, well, well. I completely gushed. I, I kind of prematurely. Used all of. Used all the ketchup. Well, I mean. But you know, it's still a prototype. It's a prototype. But that, those two bites were incredible. And, and does it get a little dangerous? Maybe. But I'm pretty darn proud of it. Yeah, this is a final destination thing, like here, have a bite of my corn dog. Gushy, gushy. Now it's stuck in there, but I mean, as you can see, and you can put whatever you want into, into this dog and gushy, gushy it right out onto the top of the wiener. This is gonna go over really well with the Civil War reenactment people, you know, they're like stuffing their muskets. Yes. Uhhuh, eating their corn dog. I can see it now. Stuffing your musket. So, um, Avril. Or Avril. Or Avril. Avril. However you pronounce your name. We believe that dream achieved. I just realize that I gushy, gushied all over myself. It came out the bottom of the, the dog right onto my shirt. But you know what, it kind of blends in. That's the hazard of gushy, gushy. Alright. Next one from Amira A. Okay, this might sound weird, but, you know that pink amoxicillin medicine that they give babies for when they have ear infections? Yes. Yes. So I'm obsessed with the smell of it. Like I think it smells so good. It was always something where I wouldn't mind getting sick because I got to taste that. Amira, it, yeah, it's not a good idea to just drink, uh, what's it called? What's amoxicillin? An antibiotic. Antibiotics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just can't load up on antibiotics all the time. You shouldn't do that. So we gotta create a dupe for you. And we did. Here's the pink medicine without the medicine. Amoxi-sippin'. Amoxi-sippin', yes. So this just, doesn't have any medicine in it. The pink. The pink. Yeah. The pink medicine, hold the medicine. 'cause you shouldn't just drink medicine because it tastes good. Just don't drink medicine unless, somebody who's a medical professional has told you to take it. Okay? Right. Um, now, the taste of this is something that multiple people on the internet have figured out that they wanted to recreate. So there are multiple recipes out there. And then, Nicole, our understanding is that you found these multiple recipes and then you kind of dialed in your own recipe. Exactly, I also prefer to be called Dr. Enayati. Okay. Yes. Unofficial. Yeah, so I just was inspired by all these recipe, people who were saying it kind of tastes like bubble gum, it kind of tastes like banana. It has a very distinct chalky taste to it. But not in any way Pepto. No, this is very different from Pepto. Different. But the consistency and color is similar, so. Man, I remember this stuff. When I was a little kid. It smells just like it. You know? Uh, for me it was dimetapp, though. That stuff was the best tasting stuff. You gotta be careful with that. Well, I'm not a baby and I'm not sick. Yeah, it's definitely. But. Nostalgic. It takes just like it, if this is the kind of thing that you're into. Yeah. Amira, then it has been done. Bubblegum, banana, and something else that's just a little dark. Like, the potential death because you could be, you could be allergic to amoxicillin or you could die if you don't get your antibiotics. But this is not amoxicillin. Nope. That's the world that we live in. We have to say that very clearly. There is some weird ingredient in there that's really, giving it a strangeness. What is that? It's powdered calcium. Ah, yes. Good for your bones. Powdered calcium. Gives you that chalky medicinal taste. Yes. This didn't sound particularly good to me, and now that I'm tasting it, I don't think it's very good, but I think that it was exactly what Amira asked for. It is. So we're gonna say, Dream Achieved. Jacob L. says, I tried to eat a high protein diet and one of my favorite snacks is beef jerky. I just hate the way it always gets stuck in my teeth. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm sick of having to floss after every time I eat jerky. Can I be any clearer? Nope, we got you, Jacob. Emphasis added. Mm-hmm. Can you make a jerky that doesn't get all up in my teeth? Yes, we can. Jacob, we can make you cream of meat. Yeah. It's a hot cereal. Okay. It's got all of the nutrition of jerky with none of the work. What is Machaca? That's what you've put in this? Well, yeah. I did use beef jerky, but I also use something called machaca. It's used a lot in Mexican cooking. It's a dried beef that you reconstitute with water. Reconstituted. So I used some of that, but it's mostly jerky, guys. I'm not gonna lie. I mean, we're still chewing, but I chew everything. I mean, it's like a, the most meaty chili you've ever had. Without any other seasonings. Yeah, it's, uh, it's great. Oh, finally, the gym bros have a, something they can spoon out of a bowl while. Yeah. Working out. Oh, we've solved it. And I would love to take another bite, but I would also love to share it. Well, I already, I already had two bites. You know, I just want everybody here to share it. The floss lobby is currently picketing outside because this is a threat. Um, well. Isn't it great? You know, I think it's, it's doing a lot, um. It almost looks purple. Great branding. First of all, can we just start there? Cream of Meat. Uh, which was not my nickname in high school. Okay. Alright. I knew, I know you were thinking that. I know you were thinking I was gonna say that. No, no. Never. No, no, I's not, not, I wasn't ever called that. Um, and. Dominate your morning. I like the slogan, see. Maybe I just need one more bite. Dominate your morning. At least 12 grams of protein. Put it in a thermos. Put it in a little baggie. It's only got fronts too, you know. Like it probably sip the straw. It's, it's kind of like when you don't work out your back, only your front. It's like skipping back day. Yeah. That's what this box is doing. Who needs back day? I, I. All you have to do is you just keep, no, you just keep turning towards whoever's looking at you. Oh, good point. Never get behind me. Man, who, who wrote this in? So we. Jacob. Jacob L. You know we've done it. Dream Achieved. Take your chance at the Golden Tee of Mythicality. Three lucky people will win a total of $50,000. You can grab your Golden Tee of Mythicality at Mythical.com for your chance at the riches. Now see, everyone, most everyone's gonna get this shirt right, but one lucky person's gonna get a shirt that looks just like this. That's going to have. What? A bronze sword that has been taken out. And that person's gonna get $5,000. This isn't exactly the shirt. Yes, this is size large. It doesn't, what size you are doesn't matter. This is a prototype. It's a prototype. We're going to make the size in the shirt that you ordered, okay. And then, after the winners are chosen at random, so it doesn't matter what size shirt you picked. Or look at this one, the silver. Woo, look at that. That person's gonna get $15,000. Yeah. And then look at this one. The Golden Tee is $30,000. Can you imagine? Get, opening a box and that being in it and then you know you won $30,000. Oh, buddy. I can imagine. Must be legal resident of US or Canada, 18 years or old, or no purchase necessary to enter or win, sweepstakes runs from May 4th, 12:00 AM PDT to May 8th, 2026, 11:59 PM PDT. Terms and conditions apply, void where prohibited, visit Mythical.com for official rules. We have to say that because we're legal boys. Legal boys. All right, let's read our next one. I'm so glad that they've submitted such great questions. Thank you for that. Mythical Beasts, you are the best. There's a form in the description where you can submit for next time you do this because, it's amazing, isn't it? It is so amazing. Isn't it just so amazing? It's, it is. Dreams coming true. Yes. Braden K. submitted, my girlfriend and I just moved in together and it's going great. The only thing is I'm not the biggest fan of her cooking. Everything is always really bland, and I don't wanna hurt her feelings by criticizing her cooking or by seasoning it like crazy after she serves it. Can you help? Yes. Well, first of all, Braden, you can cook for yourself. Yes. But, okay, let's just assume that she wants to cook for you. Mm-hmm. And you want to be able to season it without her knowing. Mm-hmm. Let us demonstrate. I, I'll, I'll be the, I'll be the girlfriend. I'll be the boyfriend. You'll be Braden. Braden is my name. Yep. Okay, Bray Bray, I've made a nice meal for you. I've done, I've put everything into it. Wow. Well, I've, I've, with chicken and potatoes, I haven't really put anything else into it. Chicken and potatoes. Wow, yeah. Because you know how I do. Just natural. You know what I, I know this may be a weird time to do this, but I've been, uh, wanting to show you a trick, a magic trick that I've been learning. Oh, honey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Learning a new skill. And the way this magic trick works. I'd like you try to get a job, but. Okay. The way this magic trick works is I just want you to pick any card, but it needs to, probably be in the first 20 cards that I'm showing you right now. I'd really like to pick one from the stack over here. No, no. Just one of the top, just, I, I'm a, you know, you know, I'm a little bit of a, and I want you to look at that card, and I want you to really, really, really, I, I want you to, uh, really, really look at the card. Really take it in. Don't let me see it though. Look away. Look away from me. Look away from me. Yes. But now you can see the card, honey. Okay. All right. And then give it back to me. Okay. You okay? Are you having. Is this your card? Are you having an allergic reaction? Is your card? Yes. Yes. I thought it was. Hey, that's not my only trick. I got another trick and it just, you know. But what I, what I need you. Can I smell that flower? Yeah, you can smell it. You can smell it, yeah. But it's not really about that. This is a magic trick, you know? It smells spicy. So here's the thing. What I would like you to do is I'd like you to close your eyes. Okay? Open 'em. Was this your card? Okay, we can eat now. We can eat. Oh, look at that. I just like to watch you eat. Wow, it looks a little different. Yeah. So we're gonna mass market these things because. Wow. We've been on the record many times. Baby, it's a little dry. There's nothing, there's nothing more romantic than magicianship. Mm-hmm. And, uh, but I mean, people sell magician tricks all the time. So Braden, in case you didn't figure out what was going on there. Uh, there's a salt and pepper shaker in here. You know, that's what made me sneeze. Wow. And, uh, it's just right there in the deck of cards. If you knew magic better than me, it might even be better. But with this one, I mean, can't you, you can, can't you make the, the flour disappear? Oh, no. Okay. Okay. Yep. Yep. Uh, maybe. Nope. Maybe I think I, I think I evacuated it. I think I used all of the hot sauce. Okay, you did. Now I'm just trying, I'm trying to make the flour disappear. But you saw that worked. Yeah, and it, and it was awesome because we're in the business of 100% success rate. That's right. And once again, we've done it. Dream Achieved. Samantha L. says, I'm a child of the nineties. Remember those scratch and sniff stickers? What if you could eat 'em? Hmm. Lip smackers, they smell great. What if we could eat 'em? What about potpourri or those little oily bath bombs you weren't supposed to touch? A nineties grab bag full of edible fun things would be awesome. Good idea. Okay. We have gone to work. Samantha, I'm gonna go ahead and say up front, uh, the little oily bath bombs, they're still in development and I'm also still gonna sneeze because of the previous round. Yeah, we were, bless you. I'm allergic to magic. We just kept accidentally taking baths with 'em, so. Yeah, but. Not fully developed, but the other ones. Scratch and sniff stickers you say? Yep. Lip smackers, you say? Uhhuh. Potpourri, does that look like you can eat it? Well, you can eat this one. Again. Maybe. Don't eat any of these real things. Don't go eat potpourri or lipstick or stickers because of this, if that's the way that you apply what you see here. You got bigger problems than us. Yeah. But don't do that. This stuff is actually food and we can eat it. Let's start with the stickers. I'm, I'm gonna do a little scratch and sniff. Oh, yes. Yes. What? And then, and then you do that enough, and then you're like, you just kinda wanna. It doesn't feel right. Doesn't feel like I should be doing it, but I am. Nicole, how did that work? How did I. Hmm. And it's gone. It's still Dr. Enayati. Okay. Dr. Enayati. Yeah, I feel like I'm on The Pitt. Um, sorry. How, how, what is this? So that's just paper, but. What did I just eat? The sticker, so, so we worked in tandem with a print shop that was able to print an edible sticker for us. And then I took specific extracts and I literally hand painted the extracts specifically on the fruits. Oh, it's just on the fruit part. It's, it's, if you scratch the fruit part, you'll smell it the most, but it is all over the sticker. But the fruit is where it's like, highly concentrated. I love stickers. Can we get an example to prove these stick? Oh. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna stick one. On? On you, like a patch. Yeah. Oh, they do, oh, it does stick on a surface like that. Yeah. It sticks on flat surfaces. Yeah, it, it does not stick on a human. Sorry, I went there first. Um, lip smackers. I'm glad you asked. Great flavor. Hmm. You kind of just start with your typical. With your typical. Just lip application. Then you just, you just bite it off. It kind of makes me look a little sick, doesn't it? Dang, what is that? That's a combination of beeswax, cocoa butter, coconut oil, and grape flavoring with a little bit of food dye. Huh, that's so good. Oh, I also put a little bit of citric acid in there because, you know, if it's a, it's a fruit based lip smacker, so, you know. Don't disrespect your doctors. As if citric acid, you know, would hurt me. That was what I was trying. I know it doesn't because you can eat citric acid. I mean, how many times have you opened one of these up and seen that a little kid has taken a bite? I mean, at least once, right? I was that little kid. Yeah. Don't do that. Don't do it. Why would you do it? Just because you see a couple of knuckleheads. We, we are not doing it. These are special. We're eating food. Potpourri, you've seen it on your grandma's table. You've wanted to eat it. I mean, I guess some people have. But then I've smelled it and been like, there's no way I would eat that. Samantha has. Lemme smell of it. It smells more like food than potpourri, which I think is a good thing. It's fine. I, I think I know what these are, which they do totally work in here. I don't know what this is. That's a dry dragon fruit probably. Correct. And then, what is that? A beet? Correct. A beet, a dragon fruit, and a chocolate stick. Walk into a bar. Hmm. Yes. Yes, Dr. Enayati. You've done it again. Granny, you don't need to make dinner. I'm eating your potpourri. Don't do it. What are you, stupid? Don't. Thank you. These are quite nice. It needs, uh, salt and pepper, though. Oh, where's that? You wanna do it? Matter doesn't. It doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't. It's good, it's good. Good. This feels so wrong, but it, for us, it's right. Because what have we done for Samantha? We've achieved her dream. And we're gonna call it, Dream Achieved. Listen, you see, you asked us to do these things. You doubted, when you filled out that little form that yes, you too can also go to the description and fill out. Mm-hmm. You thought to yourself, they'll never pull this off. But it happened. You wanna see it happen again? Go to that form and fill it out and ask where you have more interesting stuff. Down in the description. Thanks for commenting and sharing this video. You know what time it is. I'm John. I'm Lucas. I'm Mateus, and we're here in Ubatuba, Brazil. And it's tied to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. Yeah, let's go out on the beach and make a video. Fun time boys in Brazil, yeah. You know what? It's about time that we got rid of something. This. Little, this little, this little ghost. Uh, I don't think that's a, I think, uh. This little, oh, this pair of underwear. 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