To Duo or to Don’t-O – That is the question. -(Together) Let’s talk about that! ♪ (theme music) ♪ – Good Mythical Morning! – Welcome to the show digital super-duo Anthony and Ian of Smosh! – Thank you, it’s good to be here. – Feels great. – Woo! Woo! Woo! – Now you guys are a duo, we are a duo… – Yeah. – …and we have crafted a game. – What an observation! – Let’s play: – (Together) Duo or Don’t-O! – Okay, here we are in our uniforms. – Team Rhett and Link! T-shirts! – We always come prepared with matching shirts. – I’ve always dreamed of wearing my own shirt. – Alright, here’s how it’s gonna work, guys. There are six items here, we’re gonna let you go first. You’re gonna choose a number then we’re gonna choose a number. Then you’re gonna unveil your number because you’re going first and you’re gonna have to decide if you’re gonna Duo Together – or Don’t-O – Whatever is unveiled. – And if you Don’t-O, then – We have to do it. – We have to do it immediately and then you have to do the number that we’ve chosen, blindly. – Whew! – In every round, there’s two new items. – Alright. – There’s really no winners or losers. – I think we… – I’m starting to feel a little scared. – I think we can Duo that. – We can Duo that. – Yes you can. Alright, are you ready for! – Round One! – Okay, you guys are the guests, so… – Uh huh. – Choose away. But choose wisely. – Uhhh. – Yeah, so i’m wondering if, is it like Christmas where you want the biggest one? Or is it… – Like the opposite. – …the opposite. Don’t want the big thing. – ‘Cause you don’t want the big thing. – We’ll probably go for the smallest thing… – Number three. – …which kinda looks like number three. – Number three. – You know, I think just because it’s easy to remember, let’s just be logical, and start with item number one. – That’s shaped like a human head. – We’re not going to have to eat a human head are we? – Ho!! – (Together) Eat me! – What is that? – Duo or Don’t-O? – (Together) We’re gonna Duo. – Yeah. – Is that just kimchi? – Smells a lot like… – (Stevie) It is kimchi. Together – Yeahhh! – I like kimchi! – Hold on, before you start diggin in… – Are you excited about this? – …just a clarification. They have to eat it all, right? -(Stevie offscreen) The entire thing. – (Together) What?! – (laughter) – Well, I didn’t get my vegetable fix, so. Here we go. – Alright. We really have to eat all of this? – You guys are so, you guys are so glad I like kimchi. – I like kimchi too. – What is that, like, seaweed guts or something? – It’s like uh… – A lot of onions… – It’s drippy, apparently. (laughter) – That’s one thing in it. – It has like cabbage and some other stuff, and it’s pickled and spicy. It’s a Korean thing, it’s really good. – I’ll be honest, it kinda gets worse the more you eat it. (laughter) -(Ian) That’s a big jar. -(Link) Alright, kill it. – On the bottom it gets down to a lot of peppers or something. – It gets spicier the further down you go. (laughter offscreen) – Oh it gets way worse! – Is it hot? It’s hot, huh? – Yeah! (laughter) -(Link) You’re crying a little bit. – I feel like I’ve been here for like two days. -(Ian) That’s literally like, that’s barely any vegetables and all just a big mound of peppers. – You got it. -(Anthony) This is a lot. -(Rhett) This is the most fun I’ve ever had on this set. (choking/coughing) – Nothing like watching other people eat food that they thought they liked and now they don’t anymore. – Just wait for your turn! – I feel like this is a pretty tame one. – Alright. – Alright, last bit. – Last bit! Cheers! – Wait, look at that guys. All of that! (clapping) – Pro-level, pro-level. -(Together) Cheers! – Mine’s a little… -(Link) Your colon is gonna love you later. (laughter) – Alright good work, guys. Now we need to unveil number one and we have no choice. – We must Duo it. – You’ve left us no choice but to Duo this. (clapping) Yay! -(Link) Oh it is a human head. -(Link & Anthony) – Perform a duet from Grease. -(Ian) That’s nothing! – Actually, that’d be bad ’cause we don’t know any songs from Grease. – That’s not a problem. – Actually, wait, it goes… – There was, a-la-la-la-la-la woo woo woo! – We’re gonna Duo it! – Sandy! – Tell me about it, stud! (snapping fingers) – ♪ (to the tune of “You’re the One That I Want”) ♪ – ♪ I got chills, they’re multiplyin’ and I’m losin’ control ’cause the power you’re supplyin’ (laughs) it’s electrifyin’! (crew laughter) – Better shape up! ‘Cause I need a man.. ♪ – Yeah you do! – ♪ and my heart is set on you (laughs) Better shape up, ’cause I understand… ♪ (crew laughter) – Oh wow. – ♪ To my heart I must be true… -(Together) Nothin’ left for me to do… ♪ (laughter) -(Together) ♪ You’re the one that I want! – You are the one I want! -(Together) Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! – Honey! -(Together) You’re the one that I want! – You are the one I want! -(Together) Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! – Honey! (laughs) -(Together) You’re the one that I want! – You are the one I want! -(Together) Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Honey! You’re the one that I want, you are the one I want ♪ (laughter) (clapping) – That was beautiful. My favorite part was your nipple was just out the entire time. – Yep. Really? – The entire time! Show the nipple off! (laughter) – Oh! Woops! – Whoa, I don’t know why I didn’t notice that. (laughter) – I’m sorry. – If you got it, flaunt it! – It’s just like it was in the movie. – Yeah yeah, it’s authentic. Points for authenticity. Olivia Newton John’s nipple was out the whole time. – Onto Round 2? – Why aren’t we changing? – Round 2! -Okay. Uh, we get to go first this time, okay? We get at least one round where we get to go first. – I like the look of that flat big one. – Alright, let’s go with how ’bout flat but small. That sounds like good logic. – My lucky number is five. – (teacher voice) That sounds like good logic! – We choose five. Alright, so pick your number, Smosh. – So, remember they get to choose first so… – Yeah. – …if they don’t like it then we. – Yeah we have to do it. – We have the power. Don’t we look like people who hold power? – It’s just random, let’s just go with four. -(Rhett) Mind games. – Sure, four. – Alright, so show us five but not four. -(Together) Cake frosting foot massage -(Anthony) Ohh! -(Link) Alright. Don’t-O. – I don’t wanna touch your feet today. – This is a Don’t-O for us. – Okay. – So, we have to decide… – Who’s gonna do what. – Alright, are we gonna rock paper scissors? – Yeah. -(Together) Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot! -Ahhhh hahaha. – Alright. Let’s put on your foot. – I think you should take his shoes off, actually. – Is that part of it? – Is that part of it? – Let them do it the way they wanna do it. – No, I want him to take my shoes off. (laughter) – You don’t need both shoes off. – Yeah he does, it’s feet massage isn’t it? -(Anthony) It says foot massage. -(Link) Alright, foot. -(Ian) Single, singular. – Get down on the uh, pillow there… (laughter) – Oh gosh. – Alright, I’m gonna take my last bite of this ’cause I know I’m not gonna wanna lick my fingers, I’m gonna wanna lick my fingers… – I’ll take two. (laughter) – …but it’s gonna have touched your feet, so. – You may never wanna eat icing again. Now I mean like, big, like… – Like that much? (laughter) – Oh my god. – We are fulfilling a lot of fanfic right now. (laughter) – Yeah. – Ohh! Oh! Oh! It actually feels kinda nice. – Hey, eye contact please. – Oh, you like that? (laughter) – Don’t do that! – I’m getting this in between. -(Ian) Get under the nails, too. – A big clump for in between. Under the nails? -(Rhett) I think you need to take your hand and put one finger between each toe. Like you’re grasping someone’s hand. -(Ian) Ow, ow, ow that hurts! – Oh, yeah!! (laughter) – That hurts! – That’s it. – You’ve like broken my toes, my toes don’t bend like that. – (Rhett) That’s the technique right there. – Alright, now eat it off. – No, no. That’s not a stipulation. – Uh, I don’t think that’s part of this. – Not a stipulation. – This little piggie went to the cake store… (collective groan) Ugh!!! – It’s good, right? – It’s like subtley acidic icing. – Shall we see four? – We have to do four no matter what. – No matter what, guys. Chug me. – Chug me? What is that? – Is that beer? -Sasquatch urine. -(Anthony) Apple juice? – Wait, lemme smell that. Oh my GOD that’s vinegar. – Liquid kimchi. (laughter) – You can’t do that! – How much vinegar can a man drink? – Did you guys Google this? -(Stevie) I think it’s totally fine. Let’s find out. – I think it’s totally fine. – Oh yeah, we don’t do anything unsafe on this show. – How’s your frosting sock? – Well, much better now that I know that they have to drink that. (laughter) – I feel great! – From five, ready? -(Smosh together) Five, four, three, two, one. Chug! Chug! -(Ian) Wait, I wanna hear them. (laughter) – (Anthony) They’re golden. – (Ian) I think they’re making sure not to stop ’cause then you realize how bad it is. (laughter) (Rhett gagging) – I think I’m dying! I think I’m dying! (laughter) – Your eyes are so watery! – Medic! – Alright, from five. – (Ian, quickly) Fivefour threetwo one! Chug! Chug chug chug! – (Anthony) They only drank like half before. – I think Link’s winning. – Yeah, Link’s definitely winning. – (Anthony) Oh! Oh! It was a tie! – (Ian) Yeah! Yeah! There we go! – That’s so bad! – I got chills, they’re multiplyin’. – I would definitely vomit. I would vomit one hundred percent. – By saying “I would vomit” that doesn’t help. (Link wretching) – Nothing came up. (laughter) – It’s still down there. Alright. Round three! – I feel unwell! – Round 3! – They say that’s a remedy, but I didn’t remedy anything except the good feeling I had before I drank it. – I just watched a guy with a wig on and a guy with leather pants on chug vinegar, something I never thought would happen in my life. – Alright, so you guys are up for the final round, you get to make the choice. The power’s in your hands. (pointing at #2) – (Anthony) That thing’s too scary. – (Ian) That’s scary. – So we’re gonna… – Let’s go with six. – Six? – Yeah. – (Ian) Alright. We’re gonna go with six. – (Anthony) Shave an armpit. – I did see Link’s armpit hair. (laughter) – That’s impressive. – It’s already showing. – There’s so much sweat in there too! (laughter) – It’s totally exposed. – I don’t mind the shaving armpit thing, but that prickly feeling afterwards? – Yeah, definitely not. – We Don’t-O. – Okay, Link I mean, I think you should do this because your armpit’s already out. I don’t even think I can get to my armpit with this little shirt on. – True. – No. Rock paper scissors, just like they did. Nobody wants to get that prickly feeling. (laughter) – Rock Paper Scissors Blam. – Yeah. I think it’s “shoot”. – (laughter) Blam? -Alright. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Rah! – Yeah!!! – Aww. (laughter) – Boom! I wanna keep these. Look at all this hair. – (Anthony) That’s so much hair. – I’ma donate these to science, no I’m not, I’m keepin’ this. – I have so much less and I don’t think you can get to it. (laughter) – Can you hold that? – Yeah sure I can do it. – Watch out now, don’t get my skin. (laughter) Watch out now. – I am watching out. – I know but you’re… – Oh God! There’s so much… (laughter) – This is the greatest like, duo bonding moment ever. – Whoa, whoa, you’re SO close to the skin! Just shave it, gah! – Do you need to get it wet first? – Oh, that feels nice. (laughter) – Not complaining about this, can you do both of ’em? – Rub it around. – If I let go of this shirt it’ll spring back up and fill the hole. (laughter) – I got nothin’ I can do man I am stuck like this. – ♪ Nothin’ left for me to do ♪ except ♪ shave your armpit ♪ – At any moment I may throw up a liter of vinegar also. (laughter) That is a definite possibility. The whole time. Ooh. (laughter) – He suddenly got very quiet and meditative. – He looks so happy. – I’m goin’ straight to the pool. – I can’t even get it all. – This is messed up, man. – Man, this is so messed up, man. – Aw, man. You’re gonna feel so good for like two days, you’re gonna be like “Ohh” – Ow! (laughter) – Ow, what? – That hurt, man. – I’m pretending like I’m preparing for like an armpit surgery. (laughter) – Alright, final touches here. Oh, gross man. – How is it down there? – You know, it’s not totally clean, but it’s as much as I’m comfortable doing. (laughter) – Yeah, I’d say that’s good enough. Good job. – That’s pretty close. – What do I do with this? I’ll put it over on this one. (laughter) – Alright, guys. So, you’ve backed yourselves into a corner! The grand finale… – Re-enact a scene from Titanic! – Aw man, we’re pros at that! – We’ve done that! – We’ve done that! We’ll do that! – We’ve done this before! – Can I clean my hands first? – And I don’t think Rose would have a frosty foot. – I like how you already chose to be Rose! – Hello Jack, you’ve changed my mind. They said you might be out… – SHHHhhhhh. Give me your hand, Rose. Close your eyes, go on. Now step up. – Do I still have to keep my eyes closed? – Yes, keep your eyes shut. Step up to the railing. Keep your eyes CLOSED… – Okay. – Don’t peek, don’t peek. – This is very dangerous… – Don’t peek! Your line is “I’m not” – I’m not! – Step up on the railing, put your one leg, yeah. Okay. What’s in your mouth? – My hair. (laughing) – Rose… – Wait, I’m supposed to be flying… – Hold on. No. Hold on. – Okay. – Hold on. And keep your eyes closed. Do you trust me? – What’s my line? I have my eyes closed. – Well you can peek at the line! – Okay. I trust you! – Opens Rose’s…Alright, open your eyes… – (gasps) I’m flying, Jack! – Come Josephine in my flyin’ machine, go up, she goes up, she goes! Hold her arms… – Nip slip! (crew laughter) – I had a nip slip, Jack! (clapping) -Alright, that was weird. And that’s coming from a guy wearing this. (laughter) – I’m not sure who got it worse, probably, well, I don’t know. – I think we can all agree there were no winners for this game. – Nuh-uh. – I do agree. (whispers) Now you say, “You know what time it is.” – (Together) You know what time it is. “Hi, I’m Janelle!” “And I’m Mikayla.” “And I’m about to get married!” “But first, it’s time to spin -” -(Together) “The Wheel of Mythicality!” – Thanks to Smosh for bein’ on the show! And you guys have a new show on your second channel, what is it? – It’s called Put It In My Mouth. – Yep. – We’re gonna be on that! – Yeah we are! – Be on the lookout! – Also, get the Smosh movie, the DVD at Wal-Mart and stream it on Netflix. Do both simultaneously. – Woo! – Yeah! – Yeah that was good, man. – Click on Good Mythical More we’re gonna hang out with these guys. – I could still vomit at any moment, sorry. Eulogy for someone who died stapling. – Oh, beautiful. – (country accent) He was a good man, he loved assembling things and securing them together. – I told him to stop. I told him to stop staplin’. – The staples are sharper than anyone would have ever imagined! – Right. – But you know what, he died doing what he loved. – He did love it. – (Rhett & Link) Stapling.