GMMore 776: Button Smashing for the Win!

he he loved assembling things and securing them together I told him to stop I told him to stop stapling the staples are sharper than anyone would have ever imagined right you know what he died doing what he loved he did love it stapling and he put a staple through hearts Hey all right guys boys you see you don’t have to keep wearing the wig I took my wig off but you got to keep wearing he likes it it’s okay oh look at my hair this is my hair this is my hair now there’s my new do i new look guys yep Oh looks greasy Congrats on the movie great job thank you the this having us on your second channel yeah thank you know it be on the lookout for that on this on the second you know I I saw the many different DVDs where Walmart had put the sticker maker on my face yeah if you want it doesn’t have that we’ll check it off as you wanna show my face yeah yeah if you go to Walmart you did probably will still be on Anthony’s face you can’t like make a phone call and be like it’s too late it’s already I’ll call mr. Walmart male I got it mr. walberg Walmart Sam Walton right is he still around there’s no his name is mr. Walmart the same walking dead link link knows these kinds of things it keeps out with Wow look he even it up hey time you talked to me yesterday Thank You better so your wall and your art oh dear new name art is a real name artist area well now um oh okay I just want to tell you that ooh I’ve eaten a lot of things on this show and I’ve gagged on a lot of things on the show but I’ve never been in a state of nausea that I am in right now no I mean like what yeah that vinegars you wasted gosh you had a ghost pepper though so I imagine that was worse the Carolina Reaper which was hotter than the ghost pepper Oh was the residual effects were devastating because whenever my stomach would turn it’s difficult to take anything well up well up yeah yeah show that nipple if you want us to really take you seriously yeah just in the center you know in like the year did it go down like I feel like you yeah your nipples are gonna be right yeah did vinegar is melting your nipple position your 2045 that’s gonna be normal where for men it will be like the market right now X cut yep the X cut right across so that kimchi’s not hurting you guys I mean uh it was the texture was kind of gross and soft but it was a it was a spicy delight it was great I wouldn’t recommend somebody eat an entire jar of it I would maybe eat a bite or two but it’s good yeah and it’s real good how come you guys only brought two mugs and there’s four of us what is least I do here I don’t make those decisions this is this have you been out of this I don’t know I will are you pulling away out of it we could if we should you don’t a drink after me right now how’s your stomach I think it’s contagious my gosh yeah um but I I was really hoping I’ll vomit but he didn’t you’re hoping if you’re vomiting ah I’m going to know we’re youtubers it’s like now we certainly tonight yeah we we did a one of the punishments for one of our Smosh games videos was a people had to eat peppers and um well the problem was we gave them chocolate milk afterwards which is supposed to like quell the heat yeah yeah but they drink hogs so much of it and then so like they ran out back to throw up more like get the cameras out there we gotta get this is good YouTube so you want you to breathe no I didn’t know well they’re just screams yeah chocolate milk yeah it was great as lovely like you’re in Willy Wonka yeah see I wouldn’t want to drink chocolate milk cuz I wouldn’t want to ruin chocolate milk for ya I never drink it again after that the whole chart milky do vinegar yeah I think that is that ruined for you integer comes back up I’m like I don’t I don’t have to drink vinegar ever trust me that’s true on anything uh you guys ever massage each other’s feet before what was that first I would say no I would say no but I wouldn’t rule it out I’ve done a video where I massage my own feet with something like that but I’m not in yet the more I laughed the more that hurt your foots gonna smell like frosting smell my hands yeah for the whole week smells good smells like I’m yeah that’s what’s gonna go it’s like Christmas yeah you know you know my your hands Mel’s like Christmas shaving cream Oh thing let’s check it out it’s like it’s mixture of vinegar and chiggers oh that looks good there’s stuff here so much you’re singing like I just couldn’t care about it darling bottom just go yeah thank you I’ll get changed yeah do we have any more of those in is vinegar that’s vinegar that’s really what I need I got scared I honor that that hours crew cuz I don’t want a head on bass in my stomach you poor guys oh here I feel I feel real some I feel bad but at the same time I’m very happy heart of me actually wants one of those because they actually tastes pretty girls really me they look like candy mmm I’m gonna have one just just just a settle that kimchi you good I only need one don’t worry I’m pretty good good mmm-hmm well let Sharon these are the store-brand and lots of tablets it’s not not as good as I’m you know like we’re hearing warnings not see more than four well that’s my fifth one but but it’s fine to chug a liter of vinegar good enough for ya yeah they’re backing me off a Tom don’t even more than four I’m really big dude I can take a lot I can take a lot of fingers oh it’s got calcium so it’s good for you just skip you just just skip drinking milk from now on just eat it too that’s the tablets it temporarily improves things 60% of your daily calcium boom what’s the what’s the I’m gonna get 100 serving sizes to so I should I should really just go to Walmart and buy your own yeah of course it’s the best when you go up to check it out and you’re like I’ll take this and then they don’t know they’re like no cool no no seriously yeah did you do that because first of all it’s hard to find a Walmart here of course if you have something out of Walmart with your face on it you have to go buy it you did it yes you have to go buy did you ask your gramma turning no and they didn’t even react to it so I was like great your boy you should have been like this my movie I just took a bunch of like uh we came out the Smosh magazine forever ago I was in Walmart and I just took a bunch of selfies next to it but I was too much of a cheap ass to buy very expensive the more dollars you have gotten a portion of the money you realize it like it would have worked it yeah yeah signed a really bad guy I could like me like one more cent he would make some that 1% deal but if you if you have a business model where you make something and then you buy all of it I don’t think you end up that makes our eggs gonna point that out like noted yeah you’re not gonna be done that we’re gonna admit anything that you bought that was yours that you don’t think we’ve ever had anything in a real retail place you guys sexy calendar I um I heard a rumor all online I heard a rumor that Taylor Swift’s dead like when they when she first got started like it was a toast with dad or somebody but was like what’s the e no not hey first of all it can’t be or somebody well that’s listen I started with I heard a rumor oh yeah okay Jo Jo’s dad’s always saying I could say anything that that can’t be true I could be anything out I heard they’re like what’s the easiest like song to like get like what’s the easiest genre to like get like a big hit on like country and so they went and bought like however many copies it took to go gold or whatever Taylor Swift or ear is rigged mm-hmm the whole piece is just a resister valentin woman let me just say allegedly this this is a rumor so this could all be complete fiction he’s gonna be on the show soon no she’s not um I will confess it I wish it it it’ll happen we would not be here if we had not cheated in a contest wait is that for real yes I was gonna invite Taylor up through the show just in case she’s watching her people are watching we’d love to have you on the show yeah let’s see I want to hear the story is there a story please please review please come on the show tell us what we will not remember linguae not shave your underarms they’re probably already perfectly shave you know what we’ll just take your dad if he wants to he’s my special guest Taylor Swift’s down Josh your dad’s foot with frosting you know what’s crazy her dad’s name could also be Taylor I mean I’m not saying it is good I know but like anybody because it’s a kind of a pizza man the rebel and Taylor Swift was with Taylor Lautner they could have both been too that’s I was really let down when they tell you my story about cheating one of his gonna confess something and then you guys are like Taylor Swift’s dad’s like Oh God a lot of here come on um do you know what I’m about to tell them uh yeah I think so already like your rise to fame though right it I I can easily argue and I’m not going to connect all the dots but you know how one thing leads to another and leads to us being able to be you know to do this full-time and say okay it’s a little hot back in North Carolina there was a video contest at the local radio station which makes no sense okay and they said whoever wins this video contest just make a make a video whoever makes the best video and gets the most votes we’re going to send to the Grammys out in LA and we wanted to win this contest we made a video some people were protesting a chemical explosion in our small town well they weren’t protest cools close in these book shouldn’t happen they sir lodges shouldn’t have happened well there was a word anything that low company was was their shorthand they were protesting the explosion that other people in North Carolina don’t like explosion not really important it so we interview some people and we made a funny video but then we had to get people to vote which meant not only do we get people to vote but what do you do you’d get a bunch of computers to vote no we did like my brother-in-law knew how to do that who my brother-in-law Chris Chris did you don’t even know Chris he like he had a network of computers and he knew how to make them vote is he like is is Chris like one of those like stereotypical like movie hackers where they have like computers all over the room they said that Doritos bags oh yeah yeah yeah you never use a real-estate agent I mean no we have a similar story to what we won yeah we made the video got computers to vote and how did that lead land you here well there’s a nut as a lot of dots not making it to the Grammys we made a video that one got populated that when you became best friends was dad it was we got cast a host online nation that you know the that clip show I’m sure there was some Smosh videos and it wait like in 2007 nobody liked us in – that was awesome it’s on the CW and we hosted it we got cat away because of that video and then it smells like vinegar burps are you burping over here this is somebody you always just throw up in this tiny little mug so we had to quit our jobs in order to take that gig which kind of made us giving that example talk even though the show got canned after like three episodes so how did you guys cheat your way to the top so let’s tell you our story so when YouTube first began and we started uploading in 2005 ten years ago we uploaded some videos there and then there is a little tiny button on the bottom of the pages that said suggest for front page ah so I click middle here my nipples are because I don’t want to distract from your story I clicked it a lot and I don’t know if it helped or not but our Pokemon video got to that front page and it’s what kind of blew up so like when you don’t know who say I clicked it a lot you were like I went like yeah but it was all in one I don’t know if the page had a refreshment out but I like funny I like to think I probably with it yeah I didn’t know I’m clean cuz you party here guy and click your way to the top get in I made some fake accounts in and comment on our video your coming clean

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