GMMore 775: Rhett Turns Into A Chicken

give me one give me one that was was that’s a narrow air as the air leaf there’s nothing in your hand you could have sworn you had on a diaper there it heylook me too I got one short neck diaper we’re in giraffe gang that’s what we are with slinging illegal substances I think you’re supposed to have your drafts like only one medication hey you want some giraffe heartworm medication man I keep it down in my diaper in this madness heartworms grab you grab your giraffe guitar welcome to good mythical more things get crazy but if we soil ourselves we’ll be fine because we have on diapers over our pants which makes no sense you know what day it is is Thursday that is unflattering it’s hard that is one of the more unflattering angles well it’s a gliding your nice shirt limited edition hoverboard reppin that reppin that net do we have anything is exciting you heard me no it wasn’t English but you heard me make noise right you make noise did a purpose of a society society right how society it’s great do we have anything exciting oh yeah we have some few exciting bits here’s one bit yes I’m a huge fan of you both I watched GMM and GM and more GM more every morning before work it’s like I want a cup of coffee that’s it’s great to hear thank you for making this party daily routine I’m also a big fan of ear biscuits I listen every week we’ve taken a hiatus up you don’t hate us for it I have found ya I have found myself very inspired by the stories everyone shares during an air biscuit it’ll come back eventually but we’re you know we got these sketches out focusing on some some narrative content using using English words as opposed to whatever’s coming out of my mouth right now so it’s worth it to take the ear biscuits break I feel like an infusion of creativity on a narrative front start a school earlier this fall to pursue a career in cosmetology once I finished school I’m planning to work towards opening my own full-service salon so I would like to thank you both for inspiring me to follow my dreams oh I’ll do it I sent you my very first pair of shears for reals you know what I’m gonna cut my hair with these because right now no not right now I’ll cut your wings off you want me to all right I turned them back recently no the this the the scissors that I you this has to go in the museum but can I take a mountain come out here with it every week yes probably do what we want to with the bell museums oh man these are some sharp sharp Wow I’ve been I’ve been cutting my hair with like some jank scissors y’all they’re even they’re rusted in certain places really I sent you maybe first pair of shears I hope you’re able to find a home for them in a mythical male Museum of course I also made you a plush version of Belvedere and the cockatrice as well as a plush Rand ler as a way to thank you for inspiring me to be my mythical best I hope you like them of course we do Kimberly from Byron Center Michigan check these things out check out Belvedere he is rocking the masts like this guy look at those look at those talons come Maddie looks dim you got to go take this to them alright check that out Jen she the Wrangler is watching you we should we could like suspend him from the ceiling like he’s in flight like you hold that hold that wing there tail comes up like that wow that’s pretty cool it’s pretty cool and check this out right this is this is a new thing from somebody else but of similar okay I could be mistaken but I think this is us read away hey rhett and Link I’m a big fan of your show and wanted to show you just how much I do hmm how much of a fan the rhett and Link plushies I sent you or college is a duo of miniature mythicality I hope you enjoy them miniature mythicality voodoo dolls y’all check it out I first learned how to sew when I was around two to eight years of age that’s a big range somewhere in that window time but maybe that means that he learned to sew through the two to eight years like his his apprenticeship the first the the first I ever made was a small pillow I hope you enjoy the plushies I made for you yours truly the mythical beast Nathan Nathan thank you for for making these well those are pretty amazing to see me it was that Icarus and who is this Thor’s momma Thor’s mama that’s exactly what it is Dorina who is this head Cape it’s a head Cape head Cape now how weird is it gonna be when like my wife rolls over and bed like snuggling with myself yeah I’m gonna do that thanks baby thanks Nathan thanks Nathan so so these guys can be in an epic battle with each other hello I am green head Capeman from the future I’ve come to eradicate your stupidity aren’t you stores mom misses store I got some questions for you bass they’re pussies that can withstand anything do you think the slobber of children does hammer can you lift his hammer is that just something that he can you can only store this is hammer and I said do something can you do it did he get it from you because yours mom can use a hammer can you give him a hand please be quiet can you where did he get any refrain from speaking we where did he get the hammer throwing mom a mom you’re supposed to like fly across the room and that’ll be a satisfying happy yeah say another annoying like man I’m sorry sorry is slowly turning into somebody from the south when it’s your hammer I did you a chicken don’t you mom you got a magic hammer Thor small seems I just mean is that is that kid icarus he’s dead Neal oh my get this we can have a whole show no I didn’t turn into a chicken I just ride a chicken one play chicken want to play chicken with me I bet y’all win cuz I got a chicken hey towards mom hey Joey’s mom you include chicky me me cuz I got a jab to a chicken Haley Neal don’t you get it you want you not kidding Chris’s dad off of that thing as its played Thank You me so weird regice played a whole game you

Discover more from Searchicality

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading