Today’s episode is both naughty and nice. – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical special holiday episode. – Today, we’re looking back with a seductive gaze at the top five sexiest moments of the year. – And a portion of today’s episode is sponsored by Audible, but more on that later. – Okay, so a lot of crazy announcements came out this year, some we expected some we didn’t. Were we named sexiest man alive? – No. Were are we expecting to be named sexiest men alive? – Yes. – No. Yes. – No. But we had plenty of sexy moments right here at this very desk. And we’re about to reveal the top five of them as voted on by you, the sexy Mythical beasts. – Okay, let’s get sexy. – [Britney] Starting off at number five, Two best buds get up close and personal while trying glasses designed to help couples maintain the most intimate of eye contact. – These eccentric spectacles are to be worn by two people at once. We’re already thinking. These sheek black frames will keep two sweethearts in a perpetual lip lock. – This just just a meeting, okay? This is just going to be a meeting between business partners. Don’t get any ideas. – Right. – Just a meeting. – All right, you could come halfway. Gosh, I’m going to get… – You can use your hands. – I don’t want to use my hands. – You just use your hands to grab it. Just your use your hands to grab it. Use your hands to grab my shoulders. Yeah, use your hands man. – I don’t wanna use any. It’s not fun to do that, right? – I’m all in. – I had to use my hands. I don’t want to talk. – Okay. – Why do you… – This is a good meeting. – Okay, we call the order the meeting. – There we go, there they are. – What are you doing? You’re crazy man. – You know how I like to feed you the strawberries at the meeting. – What is happening? – No, I feel like I’m really focused on you. I don’t know. – [Crew] I don’t see anything else happening. You guys aren’t wandering at all. – What do you think about the quarterly reports? – Oh God, come on man. That is frigging, emphasis on the P. You fricking quarterly reported that chocolate onto my chin man, God. – I’ve never once said the word quarterly reports in any of our meetings, just so you. – I know. We do have quarterly reports, right? – I don’t ever say quarterly reports though. – Every three months there’s reports. – Do we call them quarterly reports? – Everybody loves making them, and we love looking at them. Everybody’s happy. – I’ve definitely never said it, I’ve never said that close to a– – Nothing makes us happier than a quarterly report. – Another person’s face. – But you got to do it (knocks), it’s part of the business side of Mythical. – That was pretty sexy, but I think we can get sexier. Let’s see number four. – [Britney] At number four, Rhett and Link overinflate Chase’s custom, floatable and unintentionally skimpy inflate mate bathing suit. – These are not nipples, these are inflation… – [Chase] Yeah, these are inflation points. – I think these need to be inflated. Rhett, you can take that one, David, you can probably take that one. – Hey, why don’t you volunteer? – Come on. – [Rhett] Is this what you were hoping for? – Do I have to bite? – Do you want us to bite? – I don’t want you to bite, I have very sensitive. – [Britney] It feels like I should step in here guys. – Whoa, look that just opened up. (group laughing) – Whoops, just like the apple. It cracked open. – Man look, I filled it up in breath. – Yeah. Look at that, this has got to, oh God. (Rhett laughs) You got to snap that. – Yeah, it’s one size fits all just depending on how much you inflate it, I guess. At this inflation size is enough. – This is the number four sexiest moment. – I think you just popped a hole on the back. – Yeah, it’s definitely deflating. Look at David, he looks like, “No thank you.” – Chase, actually you can tell him yourself, and if you can I’m gonna be impressed. (presenters laugh) – Now, I couldn’t help but notice, I don’t remember what happened, but I know that David had one right there on him. – Yeah. – But we didn’t take that bait. – Either something happened that we’ve blocked out. – Yeah. – Or nothing happened, I don’t know. Okay, before we see our next sexy clip, this portion of today’s episode is sponsored by Audible. The leading provider of spoken word entertainment all in one place. – Spoken word entertainment. – Yes. – Yeah, at Audible you can find the largest selection of audio books at Audible. Ranging from best sellers and new releases, to celebrity memoirs, languages, business, motivation and more. 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For more you go to audible.com/gmm. – Again, visit audible.com/gmm, or text GMM to 5-0-0-5-0-0. – Thanks again to Audible for sponsoring this portion of today’s episode. And now let’s see the next one. – [Britney] Our number three sexiest moment involves sucking face with some 23 year old discontinued candy. – A lot of kids, and I know you’re one of them, you were practicing making out with things. You said that you’d practice making out with your bedpost. Just for old time’s sake. – Yep, no shame in that. – Be that Link in 1992 that was making out with a bedpost, and now you have the opportunity to make out with one of these. Think about what… – I’m going to do it like the way you do it, you start with the mouth closed. – Yeah, yeah, you got to work your way up to the tongue. – You want to be in charge of tongue? – I’m in charge of the tongue, yeah, yeah, yeah. – This is a reminder of why I don’t watch this stuff back. (Link laughs) But I feel like we have a connection. (presenters laughing) Oh dude. I trusted you to not. – That’s how it works man. – To do anything but that. – Yeah, but, it’s very– – I could’ve lost a tooth man. – This is a soft one. – I don’t want to put the soft one in my mouth. – It’s covered in plastic. – Don’t shove it man, easy. – Okay, I’m gonna go easy on you this time, but you got to talk sweet to him. – You know my first date with your buddy didn’t end too well. But I’m so glad that you swiped right on me. Gross, man. I want you to show that camera my perspective, zoom in to where it’s just this, and just look. – Oh man. – [Rhett] Isn’t that just… – Sexy, yes. – Oh wow. – What’s wrong with you, man? – I thought you were a cat at first, but you’re so much more. – (laughs) Gosh. Ew. – I didn’t touch that. – I was having a– – I just let it dance around in the twilight. – Yeah man. – Dance around in the twilight. – That was super sexy. That’s what it’s called when you don’t return the tongue action. You let them dance around in the twilight. – It’s a power play. – Right. – It’s a power play. You just take the tongue in and let them do what they want. And then they pull it out, and you’re like, “Whoa, okay. Maybe I should do that again.” (presenters laugh) I’m not going to give any kissing advice. – You’re so messed up, man. – I’m not messed up. – Are we still going? – Yeah, let’s see the next one. – [Britney] At number two Rhett and Link become entwined while trying to accomplish the cuddle position, the human braid. – [Link] This isn’t sexy, this is just… – I think you’re right. – Platonic cuddling. Why would they start with the leg that’s on the bottom. – I think we gotta to be pretty close, you got to get closer to me. – My left leg– – Are you praying? – Go over. Here we go, the braid is about to happen. Your inner thighs are very cushy. – Yeah, yeah, yeah I’ve been massaging them quite a bit. – Are you going to have to go underneath? – I believe so. – Okay. – Do that to me. – Okay, get in. – Do that to me. – Oh, oh, oh, Link you’re about to break my wrist man. – Go lower. – Let me go underneath. Where was my hand? – Now you’re going to break my wrist. That’s not a pillow. – Ow. I’m pretty much there. – We gotta get closer. – We gotta smoosh in. – We gotta get close. – And there you have it. Give me more a gap. – Give me a gap. – [Rhett] I gotta get my right leg. – Oh whoa. – Gosh. Getting locked in there. – We were being judged. – No, we’re not being judged by anybody. I’m not gonna judge those two guys, that was just two guys in a bed. – We were being scored by judges. – Oh yeah, but there was no scoring going on. – No. I do think that’s– – We left those onesies purely intact. – Because we were being scored by judges, including Cuddle Queen Jean, we were very motivated to fully commit to the… To the exercise. – But apparently it does get sexier. – Do you know what’s about to happen? – I have no idea. – Because I don’t know what could be the sexiest moment. – How sexy did it get? – [Britney] And finally, the number one sexiest moment of 2021. Josh, the raw beefcake, cartographer learns he’s got big shoes and a tiny shirt to fill, as he steps in for Chase at the international dartboard. – Now usually Chase measures how far our dart is from the right answer. But Chase is out this week, so in his place is Josh, the raw beefcake, cartographer. Josh. – Josh, get out here Josh. You know Chase has already (indistinct). – Yeah, that makes sense. – On your mark man. – And his shirt would have been buttoned too. – I’ve tried to button it, but it’s cutting off a lot of circulation in a lot of places. – Oh, it’s basically, it’s not that you want it unbuttoned, it’s that you cannot button it. – We gave the number one to Josh? – Unless you want to try it? – No, we didn’t they did. They voted on it. – You gave the number one to Josh. It’s our show, we need to be the sexiest. – I’m not mobile in this shirt either, what do we got? Hold on. – [Link] Look at those tattoos. – I’m trying, yeah, get a good look, you won’t help me adjust the shirt, but you’ll ogle my tattoos, thank you. (Link laughs) – Ogle. – Rhett you’ve gotten 57, Link you lost this round, you got 66. – He’s got his own show that he can be sexy in. – That’s right. – I struggle in new environments. Can we just redo it, can we start from the beginning? – Nope, this is it. – No, we got it. – It’s forever archived. – I’m so glad you’re here for such a special moment for me that rarely happens. I think you were the key for me. – I’ll be there every time, I like watching from back there. – But I do miss Chase. (Link laughs) I really miss Chase, what’s his name again? – Cheese, cheese. (Rhett laughs) I miss cheese. – Yeah, it’s in the number one. – Yeah. – We weren’t the number one sexy on our own sexy show. – But did you see him without a shirt on? – Yeah. – I think he deserves it. Listen, the people voted man, the people voted. So there it was, sexy moments. And now a gift– – I’m offended. – From producers. – Okay. – Producers. – Warm and wonderful holidays. – Every comfort, every joy, every warm, everything, always for you. I’ll read the card part first. Happy holidays from your trusty team of producers, we hope you enjoy one more chance to connect with 2021’s sexiest addition to GMM. – Okay, oh my goodness. – Oh my goodness. – Somebody is being carted in Hannibal Lector style. If this is Josh again I’m going to be pissed. We know what’s happening here. – [Link] I don’t think this is Josh. (Rhett screams) (Link laughs) – I thought it was going to be Britney. I totally thought it was not a real person. – Did you? I know, it scared the… – It scared you a lot more than it scared me. – Didn’t you think it was going to be Britney. – Yes (laughs). You were motionless Mucio. – That was pretty amazing. – You know what? You’re still the sexiest in our book, number one. Forget that raw beefcake. – Yeah, yeah, screw that guy. – Or… Apparently he is number one. – Yeah, congratulations to Josh. (mellow music) All right, see you the day after tomorrow when we look back at the top five meltdowns of the year. That doesn’t happen on this show. (mellow music) Oh God. Not sure what to gift a loved one this year, get them a Mythical gift card at Mythical.com.