MB 59: Wrap It Up

It’s that time of year again. When all adolescent boys and girls have just one thing on their minds. Presents. Hi, I’m Dr. Gaft Bowly. And I’m Dr. Ryabon Wrappaport. Your body is changing. As you grow from a child to an adult. You no longer just want to receive wrapped gifts from people. You feel the urge to grow up and give some gifts of your own. You may even have a special someone in mind that you would like to give your special gift. But there’s a smart way and a foolish way to give Christmas presents. And it all boils down to the proper use of wrapping paper. Now, of course, the best way to avoid a gifting disaster is abstinence. Not giving a gift at all. But if you must give your gift this holiday season, it’s important that you do so safely. You might feel the urge to rush through the process and not wrap your gift at all. But don’t! It’s important that you cover your package completely to avoid the risk of STPs. That’s- spoiling the present. You don’t want them to see what you’re giving them. It ruins the surprise. To start, you want to take note of the size of your present. Some presents are big and some presents are small, but they’re each special in their own way. You want to make sure that you measure out enough wrapping paper to completely cover your gift. You want to cover the length and the girth. Always secure the wrapping paper with tape. As long as the package is completely covered, you are good. And you know what? Once more for good measure, you can never be too careful. You got my hands. Just put a bow right on the edge. Ah, that’s beautiful and sealed up tight. And now you know how to successfully protect your gifts and the consequences of not doing so. So when you meet that special someone and you want to give them that special gift, now you can do it without risk. Thank you.

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