
(rooster clucks and beast roars) (wheel clicks) – Welcome to Good Mythical More. The wheel is coming to a landing. – Didn’t see that coming. – And so is this show. – Oh god. Oh, I did see it coming. I did see it coming. – At least it was soft. – When Chase literally went– – He was right there, and then it didn’t come all the way in. – [Chase] It didn’t carry like I wanted to. – What happened to this? You been eating styrofoam again Chase? – My strange addiction. Oh, you got a little hand. – It’s just so you can say, don’t be fooled, it’s not a fake hand, it’s a real hand. – Well don’t be fooled, it is a fake hand, over my real hand. – My dad is a big sports fan, and we were big sports fans growing up, still a sports fan. But he had this philosophy that you weren’t supposed to paint your face, or like carry things like this. He was like, he thought that was just for suckers. – Obnoxious. – He was like, you wear a shirt, you wear the color that says the team. He was a big Georgia fan, you wear the Georgia shirt, you wear the Georgia hat. You don’t paint your face red. You don’t carry things like this, that’s for dorks, man. – And he would tell you this. – Yeah, and so I always, so there’s this thing that was ingrained in me that when I see a crazy NFL fan who is out there with his shirt off and stuff, and he’s got, I’m just like, dork, because it’s just, it was ingrained in me. – But you did it once. There was once – In college. – In college there was one – We wrote Herb. – Football game. – No. – Oh no, basketball. – It was the first season of Herb Sendek’s coaching. – Amazing dynastic run as a– – NC State basketball coach, and so Link and I along with Tim and Greg wrote Herb on our chests, H-E-R-B, but it kind of just looked like herb. So it just looked like– – Yeah, four college students – Four potheads. – In a game, just kinda– – Those guys are into herb, oh no, that’s their new coach’s first name. Got it. – Herb. – Herb went on to coach at Arizona State, they also let him go, I wonder what he’s up to. – He liked the slow, what’s it called, the slow boil of a game. – Hey Herb, this is for you. – It wasn’t much of a crowd pleaser. – He was very cerebral. – I just wanted to highlight a few more artsy-fartsy things that you guys made. Tori made this. Not only is my mustache missing, but my whole face is missing. – [Rhett] But your goozle is incredibly prominent. – Yeah, which is very accurate. Cheyenne drew me punching myself in the face, which is nice. Got a little stache on there. – Ho, ho, ho, Link, no. It’s a finger. – Oh it’s a finger. – Did you really not see that? – No, I didn’t. – [Rhett] It’s you going like this, like making a finger. – I get it now, I’m sorry. – I was like, is that a failed joke? – Again, that’s an optical illusion, I didn’t see. – Well maybe to you. – [Link] If you didn’t see that banana-shaped finger, then it just looks like I’m punching myself in the face. – Samantha did, what is this, what do you call this famous painting? American Gothic. – American Gothic. – We went to Harnett Central High School, we didn’t learn things like that. Shout out to Harnett Central. – My mustache is on that, so that’s why it wasn’t eligible, but that is amazing. And then this one from Erin’s very smart, the Wooly Willy, but then it’s me, so you can place the mustache on there, which is kind of what I was thinking about it, you know. – Hold on, did she update that, or is that what that guy looks like? I mean that’s obviously been edited to look like you, right? – Yeah, that’s edited to be me, but she didn’t edit where it said Wooly Willy, which she could’ve done, but she didn’t have to. I would always be gifted these things as a kid, like I went through many Wooly Willies, but after a couple of seconds of playing with ’em, it’s like, this is over. – Not much play to be had until you break it open, which is what I would do, I would cut it open. – There’s a factory that makes those things. I just wondered if that would be exciting. If you like, – To work at that factory? – It’s kind of like when you see a band live, and you’re like, I get it now. I wonder if I went to the Wooly Willy factory if I would get it. I’d be like, wow, there’s really something to this. – Well you can make a solo field trip, ’cause I’m not going with you. – Emily, – This is really good. – It’s really good. – It’s to me, if she had not included the mustache, this would be a top for me. – I look like Kip. It’s like me mixed with Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. – How is she making, your face has changed shaped there. Can you make your face look like that? Can you get– – Not without the mustache, the mustache changes everything, man, just ask my wife. – And that’s actual paint, right? – She was like, it changed our entire relationship for a good two months. – Yeah, she hated it. – Trust me. Brianna drew – That’s not you man. – Maybe that could be me. It’s much better looking than me, I’ll put it to you that way. Thank you, I’m very flattered. It’s textured, too, which is pretty awesome. Abigail, Abigail doing some, doing, I look younger there, that’s the younger me. – But not better looking. That kind of went in the opposite direction. – I can’t say that I miss the mustache, and I’m glad to be sending this to Sam, and I cannot wait to see the photo evidence of this thing getting slapped on that canvas. – And shout out to all the firefighters, speaking of mustaches, – Oh, yeah that’s true. – Because they’re not allowed to grow beards, and a bunch of mustachioed men, and women, I guess, too, maybe not mustached women, but they are women firefighters. – They all have mustaches. – Have been out here fighting there fires. Why can’t you have a– – Yeah, thank you. – You know why you can’t have a beard as a firefighter? – Well, I guess it’s a fire hazard. It could, they spark sometimes. Is that why? – I don’t know, I was asking you. You’re the one that’s had a mustache. I wouldn’t be caught dead with just a mustache, I don’t have a chin. – They can spontaneously combust. – If you want to see what I look like with a mustache, – Counterintuitive. – You do the face swap – To being a firefighter. – App with me, and it just keeps, it puts somebody’s chin on me, and then just gives me a mustache, it is the worst ever. I look like a NASCAR driver’s assistant. I don’t even look like a NASCAR driver, you know what I’m saying? – Can I open the door for you?
