GMMore 2185: Can We Taste That Fruit Snack Character?

Welcome to Good Mythical More. let’s identify some gummy snacks by mouth feel only. But first, let’s play ‘What’s the word’ where we try to guess the definition of a word, today’s word is ‘Dickcissel’. Dickcissel. Dick..cissel. Dickcissel. It’s definitely Dickcissel. I think this is when you go outside when you’re streaking in really cold weather. Yeah, yeah Ope, got a Dickcissel. This is gotta be a problem, I don’t know if I’m coming back from this one. You know what I mean? You definitely don’t wanna fall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, shatter that thing. Right? Yeah Dickcissel, small American seed eating bird. Ah, just a bird. Having a brownish back streaked with black and a yellowish breast, and in the male a black patch on the throat. Oh yeah! Dickcissel! Hmm. Sounds like a bird now that, now that we’ve said it. We’ve got our blindfolds here, we’re gonna put these on. Well, you know what? Before, before, before we try the first one, I mean, it’s your birthday. It is. And you know, I’ve been thinking about this for months. I pretty much, as soon as you have a birthday, the next day, June 2nd, which is my anniversary. I’m not even thinking about my anniversary, I’m thinking about Link’s birthday next year. It’s pretty much the only thing I think about, is being prepared to think about what I’m gonna give you and– Okay. So, I put a lot of thought into this, and I don’t want my feelings to be hurt. I’m just gonna put that out there. Alright. Cause I, cause I really, I really tried this year to do something, I took a risk. I’m gonna say I took a risk and I got you. I got you this, I got you this crown. I got you– Thank you. I got you this fabric crown from Etsy, custom made. I chose all the colors. I thought it was. Oh yeah. I thought it was manly, but fun. What are the– men can have fun. Yeah. Manly but fun. So. I like how it’s, it’s tie on. It’s tie on. Yeah. I can like wear this to the gym, or while I’m mountain biking. I know. Uh huh. yeah, it’s kind of like ‘Where the Wild Things Are’, you know? And does each color that you picked out represent something about me? Yeah. Start, start over here. The, the purple is for your majesty. Thank you. Uh, the orange.. is for the uh.. that you’re entering the sunset of your life. The green is for how you’re, you’re still kind of learning to cook. You know, like you’re kind of green. You learned how to make scrambled eggs Learned how to cook. What’s gonna happen for the 44th year of your life? The, the, the, the peach is for, I try to match your skin tone as close as I could. Okay. And the blue is, is for just your, your beautiful blue eyes Link. See, I was serious on that last one. Okay, great. Thank you, Rhett. Thought about all these colors. You look great. I have more. That’s just– You have more right? Yeah, that’s just the first one. I see here, there’s a box. That’s just the first one. Let’s taste some gummy bears or some gummy snacks. And, and then see if I can identify them. I’m not gonna touch it with my fingers, I’m gonna put it in my mouth. What? Well, you’re gonna put it in my hand, right? What? And then I’ll put it in my mouth. What? I don’t know what is happening. Well. I’m not supposed to hold my hand out. I’m just gonna grab one, but I’m not gonna feel it. Where is it? Right here. Just grab one. Just grabbing it. Put it in your mouth. Not feeling it. All right. It’s very, um it’s pretty smooth. Mmm. It’s got some rounded ness on it. It’s got, is that? there’s a whole body?! Stevie. You know what this is right? {Stevie} Well, I know what it is, but I don’t know– Oh, okay. It’s a face. It’s not the whole body. It’s a face. I’m going– I have two options, that I really feel in my heart or hearts that, you’re gonna guess it. Santa Clause! options. It has a big, it has either a big hat, like a pointy hat, Like, it has a elf hat. Or a big chin. Um. is it a troll? Jay Leno? Um. Do we have choices? I can’t help but eat it. Yeah. Is it Ariel, from The Little Mermaid? Mmm No That could be a curl of hair. Or Olaf, Olaf! From Frozen. What does Olaf do? Oh!, it’s Olaf. Cause, it’s his hat going off to the side. Olaf doesn’t have a hat. Well he’s a snowman. Does Ola have a hat? Olaf No, it’s Ariel. It’s a big curl of hair, I’m tasting. I’m going with Ariel. It’s Ariel. Yeah. But also when you were saying that, I was like, is it the tail that you’re tasting or does her.. Is it her hair? What? I can’t tell. Oh, that’s her head. It is the whole body, Stevie. Chase? I think it is her whole body. Nah uh, no No, he’s still, no. I thought the same thing. Hey what is that? I thought it was just the face. Um. Oh, its just the face. I think this is going well. It’s just the face. It’s just the face. But which one is she? I’m sorry, Chase. That one right there? That’s her. Are you guys also sorry, too Chase? Oh, yeah. This isn’t Ariel. You can get all the princesses in one box?! That’s cool. That’s real cool. It’s not all of ’em, It’s just five of ’em And I’m not gonna eat that one. Alright, let’s try another. We weren’t too good at that one. It was very detailed. But now we know what we’re looking for. Mmmhm I think you’re gonna be better now. We’re gonna be real good at this. I mean, I wanted you to just put one in my hand, but– You just let me know. Just put, oh. Thanks. Oh, this one, this one’s three dimensional. Okay, this one is a big circle with something small on top. Eh. That’s, that’s Like, it might be a pineapple. I think it’s deep. This one’s a interesting color. It’s a beautiful color. It’s got a big nose. Eh ye– We’ll get this one, if you give us two choices. Kinda. Beast, from Beauty and the Beast. No. Well, I kind of maybe gave it a away. Cause the two choices are, Captain America or Squidward. Oh, it’s got a big nose, That’s Squidward. Yeah, Yeah. I was right, man. Yeah, I don’t think Captain America has a big nose. Look how beautiful it is. Oh yeah, wow. Wow! Hmmm Wow! That’s cool! I’m proud of the birthday boy here, I said it had a big nose. I was right. You certainly were. Huh? Can I have another birthday present? Oh sure. I mean actually I don’t want to cover up my crown. So this one Link, is um.. there’s like multiple, this is layered because it’s a whole box full of gifts. Okay. Each one, there’s a lot of individual thought– You gonna open it for me? That went into each one. Yeah. Typically, I get to open my gifts. Yeah, and if you could start with the, with the, the green um sponge. You’ve given me a sponge. Uh huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I know how you like to clean things, and if you could go to the, to the, yup. It’s all secured very well to the um, the bottle. So you’ve given me some sort of cleaner. A bottle. Mmhm yep, yep, yep. And, and then if you could go for the glove, sorry they– Well, don’t give it away. I thought that they were selling them in a pair, but So you gave me one glove. Well, I thought, I thought when you clicked on glove on Amazon, I was like, well, surely it’s gloves. And then. Then, but it turns out it’s not, there’s selling ’em one at a time now. And then uh there’s a, a brush. So I just thought that maybe as you– That’s a pretty good brush. know as your cleaning, you could sing a little, L.I.N.K song, to yourself. Like ♪ I grabbed the L, ♪ ♪ I grabbed the I, ♪ ♪ I spray the I, ♪ ♪ I grab the K, ♪ ♪ I am Link. ♪ ♪ I like to clean, ♪ ♪ I like to scrub, ♪ ♪ I like to clean, ♪ ♪ I like to scrub, ♪ Mmhm ♪ I like to clean, the things that I scrub, ♪ I knew you’d love it. And you can wear your crown while you’re clean, or you can just wear your crown at other times ♪ I like to clean my sponge. ♪ It’s really up to you cause– Now Rhett, ♪ So, I can sponge ♪ the colors of the items in the cleaning box, do they also represent– They all have– some other things that you like about Link? Significances? Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, the yellow of the sponge just, it represents the fear that Link strikes in other men. You know, they all become cowards around him. The green of course is just a, is just to link the two gifts together. So that when he sees this here, he remembers, oh! I’ve got a crown. I do have a crown. Um The uh, this one doesn’t have a color because Link is so transparent, and authentic. And then the N, which is What you see is what you get, man. The N is really, again, like I was saying, You’ve already done the N, the K. No, I haven’t done the N yet. Yellow. No, I did this yellow. Oh. On the L. But the, the yellow of the N also represents that he strikes fear in the heart of all men. And then finally the K is gray, which is like, he’s an enigma. You know, like he does. He’s, he’s not really a black and white guy. You don’t, you can’t get a straight answer out of him, but in a good way, you know, he’s like, he embraces the maybe and the mystery of life. Oh yeah. Yeah. I’m gonna add this to my– I told you, I thought about this for quite some time. I’ve got a spot in my garage– When you’ve got 364 days to plan for something. I’ve got my own cleaning supplies, but I don’t have supplies; to clean my cleaning supplies. Right. So, thank you– And then you can also have this box for that. And this is what I’ll keep it in. Yeah, you keep all in the box. And there’s, there’s stuff in there to secure it down, buttle. That was very nice. Well, yeah. You know. It’s very nice. It’s not too abrasive. Do what I can, do what I can. Yeah. Just get that off and put it back in here, And I’ll– I’m gonna keep that one on. Okay. Cause I kinda like it. Okay. Happy birthday, man. Not a bad gift. Really. Not a bad gift. Not a bad gift at all. Let’s keep playing this game. What’s the next one? There’s not one in there. Here. Try this one. Oh, okay. Give it back to me. Give it back to me. I haven’t had one yet. Oh, this one’s, this one’s got. Hmm. Okay. That’s the back side. There’s quite a lot going on on this one. No like real.. there’s nothing that’s really jumping out at me. Right. There’s no defined um Hm. It could be a crab. It feels like a bunch of grapes. Like a grape bunch. Mmmhm I think we need some choices. It could be the, an acne scarred face. Yep. Mmmhm. Yep. Um. Now I’ve eaten it, so– There, there is a stem on it. Um. It’s got a pointy end. Uh huh, what about, what about two pointy uh.. ears? Oh, is it a goat? Rudolph? Spock? Yoda? Yeah! Ah! Yeah. Pretty good. Huh? Oh crap. Well– Is these The Child? It’s actually not Yoda it’s Grogu. Mmhm It should be. Is that his name? Um, well it should be baby Yoda. Who’s to say. You’re not a fan of the Mandalorian, Stevie? Okay. Yeah. There’s also, what else is in here? Mandalorian There’s three different Grogu’s, there’s also the Mandalorian ship, And then there’s um.. what is that? Then this is, that’s his helmet. Okay. That’s his helmet. These are cool. You know what. Trevor, what are you giggling about over there? I’m Just Looking at all the fruit snacks on the box, And then you took the packages out you’re like a little kid. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You see how much fun Trevor’s having? What do you mean? You’re like, you just thought, I’m a little kid. Yeah. He can’t contain himself over there. Yeah. Well, it is pretty funny. I don’t, I still don’t understand. Well, this I, you know, actually, Trevor and I talked earlier and I said, Hey, what I want you to do at some point, I want you to just get so tickled. I want you to get like unnecessarily tickled. So then I can use that as a transition to talk about the mythical kitchen. Oh, well do it. Yeah. Yeah. Cause you know what? We love the mythical kitchen crew. Including Trevor, who is just– Plum tickled. He’s having just a gut busting time over there. They have such a good time over there with food. They got new videos every Tuesday and Thursday, also. There’s a very fun podcast. The mythical chefs, Josh and Nicole have a podcast called ‘A hot dog is a sandwich’. Every Wednesday, wherever you get your podcast. Trevor, you got a phone podcast too. Yeah! Trevor talks too much. You get, you get tickled on your podcast. Oh, all the time. Now this, this has a warning on it. It says, Keep kids safe. To avoid choking, give fruit flavored snacks, only to children who can easily swallow chewy foods. Children should be seated and supervised while eating. Yeah. Give up. Yeah. Give up on that. Be a hell of a way to go, isn’t it? That’s the kinda thing you think you’re gonna do when you have a kid, and then you have one and you’re like, I just think they’re somewhere on the property maybe. And then you’re. Killing your kid with a baby Yoda, fruit snack. Ugh. That’s horrifying. Hey, whoa, I didn’t say that. I mean, that’s what this implies. I mean, anything could happen, I guess. Make sure your children are seated, and supervised while eating. I mean, eh? Eh? you’re not giggling anymore, are you, Trevor. That’s right. Sober up, Son. Yeah, Right. This is the real world. Yes, Sir! We got any more? This is the real world, man. Here you go Rhett Stevie, You all right back there? I, you know what? I wanna get to the more exciting gummy rounds, I’m gonna be honest. Quick, quick, quickly, guess this one. Okay. Cause I’m gonna tell you we’ve been here. We’ve been here to this box. Smooth on the back. And I’m, I wanna move onto another box. Pocahontas. You know what I’m saying? Pocahontas. Taste like, I think– Pocahontas. I think this is still Star Wars ‘Star Fighters’. No. It’s angular like a spaceship. Okay, you guessed two of the boxes that we’ve been to, but you haven’t guess the third one. Oh, Shrek. It’s the same one that uh.. Squidward came from. Yep. Mr. Krabbs? No. Um– SpongeBob? Adventure time? Um, what’s his name? His friend. Andrew. What’s his name? Yep. I’ll give it to you, Patrick. Patrick. Andrew. Yeah. We already had this one. Yeah. You know Andrew. You know, you know, Andrew. Always palin’ around with SpongeBob. I don’t, I mean, we’re too old for SpongeBob. I watched SpongeBob– Isn’t that sad? Not as a kid. I mean, I was like already like in my second job when it came out. Oh, okay. Alright, here we go. Stevie said to get this going, she was getting bored. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Now we’re in new new box territory. Hmm Toucan Sam. This has got a really– Long something. Pointy part, comin’ out of the top. Is it a castle? This is a, I would say a more classic property. That’s been re-imagined throughout the years. And coincidentally, I saw a TikTok the other day with a– Snow White? like a real life version of this particular character. Goofy? Rumpelstiltskin? Uh, go back to the Goofy… realm. As in Disney. As in that particular.. animal. Pluto? Dog? Pluto, the dog. Dog is correct. That’s a big– Clifford! Big Red? No, but that was a good guess. There’s a whole gang involved in this. Ah, Little Rascals. Pound Puppies. A series with a dog, and a whole gang trying to solve this– Scooby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, so which one am I eating? Scooby himself? That’s Scooby, because you can.. the snout. Right? You seeing that right? Should be. Scooby snacks, almost 20 years here. Oh, yeah. It’s an interesting orientation of Scooby, but that’s it right there. Can’t see that. It’s very hard to tell in real life. What’s Scooby’s orientation. I don’t know, man. Scooby is gay. Only, only he can determine that. Whoever came out Scooby was gay. I think the creator of Scooby has established that he’s gay. Right. Yeah, yeah. He’s a gay dog. Yeah. I mean, why can’t dogs be gay? They can be. I think Barbara is. Exactly. She’s a lesbian? Yeah. I like to think that Barbara’s a lesbian. She’s a lesbian. My dog’s a lesbian. I saw your brain working for two seconds before you came out with “Scooby’s gay!”. It’s just like those two moments of like, I’m gonna, I think I’m gonna say Scooby’s gay. I like that your inner thoughts, from Link voice. Well, that’s what we need to do on– Sadly there– That’s what we need to do on TikTok. Go show links face, and then Stevie doing that voice. I mean, sadly you could do that or you could just use a Scooby voice. Eh, that’s true. That is true Yeah. Totally gay though. So, these were the exciting ones. Stevie? No, I just they’re new boxes. We have two, two other boxes, we haven’t seen. Oh we’ll nail these next two, we’re really getting into a groove. To be clear for everyone watching, these next two are gonna be REALLY exciting. Yep, yep. yep. Don’t don’t click away. Stick around for, for these next two boxes. Well also, I have more birthday gifts. Um, Yeah, sure you do. Here you go. Oh this ones smooth. Okay, now we are in superhero territory. Mmm. Robin? What? This is somebody with a cape. You’re tonguing a cape over there? I’m tonguing a cape hard. Um It feels real flat. Like it’s either one really big foot, or somebody with a cape. Yeah, I bet its a Hulk foot. Oh! You’re saying “a cape”. I thought you were saying “cake”. Like, slang for like booty. And I– I’m tonguing a cake over here! [Stevie] Exactly. Scooby’s gay, and I’m tonguing a cake. I mean, have you seen the way he looks at Shaggy? I hope that’s not too risque, for YouTube. Haha! What was that, Dad? I hope that’s not too risque, for YouTube. It’s not. Hmm. Ris-que. All right, Stevie. We need some help on this one. Uh, well you have barely named any superheroes at all? This is in– It’s long and flat. Uh, someone in the Marvel universe. Captain Underpants Um. Someone in the Marvel universe. It’s not Spider-Man. It’s pointy. It’s Spider-Man. No. It’s not the Hulk. Actually, you know what. You were talking about this actor’s body the other day. Lokie? Who? who, who, who was? You. This actor’s body? I don’t remember talking about an actor’s body. Whose body where we talking about? Chris Evans? I mean, if I’m gonna talk about a body, I’m gonna talk about Hemsworth. I’m making, I’m making sure that I am correct about.. Well, why am I Googling it? When David’s sitting right here. Elizabeth Olson. It’s pretty tasty, I’m eating it now. No, you were specifically– Who was, who was. The two of you. Halle Berry? Storm? This is a male superhero. Male superhero, and then we were talking about his body. Oh, Ironman. Yep. Oh yeah. Robert, Robert Down. But we were talking about his body off the record, Stevie. Yeah, what. So this is– Thought you were talking, This is Ironman’s face. This is like, I was at, there was show, I was going back through show memory, and then I went back to just personal conversations I’m having with Stevie memory, and it was in a different place. Yeah, That’s that conversation was in a inner circle of trust. Yeah that’s right. Alright, so this is Iron Man’s face. Hold on, but I don’t even understand. It’s just his helmet. Just his helmet. Hmm. Just his helmet, just his helmet. Who else is in this? Oh, they’re talking about his body I guessed everybody here. Oh, except for Scarlet Johansson. She should have been my first guess. What, what version of the superheroes is that? They’re like more for kids and they had big heads, Like what, what do you call that? It’s like Muppet Babies. Like, I I couldn’t watch a cartoon like that. I’m just telling you I couldn’t do it, man. I could not do it. Couldn’t do it. I can barely watch Pixar. Simply, if the heads were bigger than the bodies. If the heads are bigger than the bodies, I feel like it’s not for me, so. Okay. Alright, go. We’re running late on time here. Give me my last gift. Okay, this is the last one, and this is the one that everyone’s been waiting for. No, I was saying, gimme my last gift. Okay. Are we not gonna see the last box that everyone’s been waiting for? Well, it’s that or gimme my gift. I’d rather get the gift. Yeah. It’s a card. A gift card? Yeah. Alright. Show me the last thing. There’s no gift. Just say it, man. Just say it, there’s no gift. No, there’s a card. Happy Birthday, Link. You got me cleaning supplies for my birthday. Alright, speed round. These are harder. Hmm. Oh, this has got a weird shape to it. This is a yellow gummy. A banana? Hmm. A yellow figure. Is it a character? Yep. It’s a famous character. That is primarily yellow. That guy with George, Curious George? Wolverine? No. Oh. A yellow character. Um. Think trading cards. Oh! Pikachu! Yeah. Poke’mon. Alright. Pikachu, that was it. Alright. Here we go, and that was the actual Pikachu. Alright, well I gotta get outta here y’all. I got you something else. Oh really? Yeah, this is like an art project. Okay. Alright, I’m gonna find some other people to celebrate with. What do you mean? Thank you. Thank you for writing me that card. Yeah, I did it on the back of the schedule. I thought it was a way for you to associate happy feelings with work. Guys, How long is this commercial gonna be? Should probably take my shirt off at the railroad tracks again, Right? Do you guys remember the last time we shot, there was like a cop circling and I was just shirtless covered in barbecue sauce, Just like, Occifer?

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