Hey, I got this pain in my back and I was hoping you could rub it out for me. What the hell is this? That is a coupon for one free back rub from Rhett McLaughlin. This is, like, my wife’s birthday gift from a year ago. So should I take my shirt off, or- I’m not giving you a back rub. Well, I paid good money for that, and you’re gonna live up to your end of the bargain. You already signed it, see? It’s legally binding. She sold this to you? Oh, she sold me the whole coupon book so she could get something she really wanted. Those are all specifically intended for my wife. But none of them say non-transferrable on them, so tonight I will be redeeming a home-cooked meal for two. Just let me buy it back from you. Wow, the resale value on these is skyrocketing. It’s quite an investment. They’re not worth anything if I refuse to redeem ’em. Well, how about I just give you this one particular coupon back, and then you uphold the rest? Imagine what that would go for on the open market. Okay, you got a deal. How do pork chops for dinner sound? Great!