GMMore 2220: We Have Our Own Party Game!

Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are so excited to have developed this game that you can play with your friends. So today we’re gonna play it with our friends. We’re still good. But, first, before we do that, we’re going to give Coco6356 30 dollars because they rep that Mythical merch out in the wild with #merchicality. We found you. We saw you. We see you. We give you 30 dollars. Uh huh. At mythical.com You wanna go play that game? Let’s do it. [Link] Hey guys. Hey. You ready to play some We’re Still Good? Yes We’re ready. I know that you guys have already played this. So have we. So we all already have our 10 missing word cards. Yes. And one, person’s gotta be the judge to start. And that is the person who is the most optimistic. Who do you think is the most optimistic here? Davin? Oh. Why did you think eye contact with me when you said Davin? I just wanted to see if, if you had positive vibes today. I’m definitely gonna spiral about that before the end. We, we all get to be a judge and no, I mean, you can play in teams, but I think it will be most fun for us to play as individuals. Individuals, yeah. So we’re all competing against each other. The person who gets the most chips at the end wins. You can play to a certain number of chips, but for us, I just think let’s just go around once. One round. Okay. So we’re all gonna get to be optimistic. I am optimistic. So Davin, you, you gotta choose the first scenario. Here we go. You got a little unwieldy with your shopping cart and knocked over a huge display of blank. [Link] Okay, hmm Okay, okay and… Submitting my word for that scenario. Okay. Alright. Link, Everybody’s in. I’m gonna give it a little shuffle so I don’t know who’s who. Yeah. You got a little unwieldy with your shopping cart and knocked over a huge display of boots that are just too big. Got obsessed with boots? You got a little unwieldy with your shopping cart and knocked over a huge display of mountain goats. Oh– Mountain goats! That could be problematic. Yeah. You knocked over a huge display of stem cell experiments. Ooh, that is very problematic. What kind of crazy store is this? I know, right? This store’s a little weird. It’s already controversial. Now you’ve just spilled it on the floor. And finally, you knocked over a huge display of Mildew stank. Mildew! Mildew stank. What did you say? Mildew stank. Mild Dew is pretty great too. Mild dew yeah, no there’s only one D. The new flavor of Mountain Dew. Right. Mountain Dew stank That’s what I was thinking. I was like, what? Spin off on Mountain Dew. It’s only at Yoshinoya Mildew stank. Mildew stank, yes. So you get to choose. I’m gonna go with a stem cell experiments. Stem cell experiment. Bravo. Who was that? That that was me. That was you. Bravo. So I get one chip. Rhett you got a chip. So now we gotta put a positive spin on this to say we’re still good dot dot dot. So again, the scenario is you get a little unwieldy with your shopping cart and knocked over a huge display of stem cell experiments. Okay? Ooh, I’m playing the strip version of this, by the way, where I take off an article of clothing if I lose. It’s just ’cause it’s kind of hot in the studio. Okay. So, all right. The only reason we’re writing these down is so that we can’t change our hanswer. Hanswer Hanswer. Hanswer. I’m Chris Hanser. When you hear someone say a funnier answer– Right. You can’t change your answer. Yeah. That’s why you write it down. But we are gonna say ’em starting with whoever you want. Let’s go around with the second most optimistic person, Emily. Let me see the cards again– Yeah. So I remember the first part. Okay, here we go. You got a little unwieldy with your shopping cart and knocked over a huge display of stem cell experiments but we are still good because mama’s skin is dry and she ain’t getting any younger. Oh! So she’s standing in it. You’re mama in this situation? I’m mama. Putting the stem cells on your- On everything, man. Gross. You got a little unwieldy with your shopping cart and knocked over a huge display of stem cell experiments but we’re still good because some got on your crotch and it looks like you peed stem cells and everyone had a good laugh and it brightened their day. Yeah, we’re still good. We’re still good. We’re still good, we’re still good. You got a little unwieldy with your shopping cart and knocked over a huge display of stem cell experience but we’re still good– Experience Experiments but we’re still good because your mother-in-law was watching and she’s morally opposed to stem cell experiments. Mother-in-law joke. Ooh. Yea All right, Davin, you’re having a . You gotta little unwieldy with your shopping cart and knocked over a huge display of stem cell experiments, but we’re still good they were all from racists. Oh, that’s pretty good, Link. Am I, what am I clapping here for? They were racist stem cells. Yes. Well only one of y’all got a slow clap so you have to get that chip. Yes! Alright. I’ll give you a regular. I got the chip. You get a regular. Now if Rhett would’ve gotten the chip– I would’ve gotten three. Along with this other one, He would’ve gotten a bonus third chip. But now before we move on to Emily to be the judge. Okay. What you do is you discard the one that you just used. Which you’ve already done. And then you discard another one that you don’t like and grab– Grab two more. Two new ones. So I’m grabbing my two. Davin you already have your 10 I already have 10, yeah. Okay. Emily, you wanna choose this scenario? Oh yeah. I get to choose the scenario. Yay. All right, okay. You snuck a bit of your coworkers creamer into your coffee this morning. You know, the one that reads “for me only”, it turns out the creamer was actually blank. That stem cell experiments will be great for this. No kidding. Yeah . Too late. Shoulda held onto that card. Okay. Here is mine. Here’s mine. Okay. All right, here we go. You snuck a bit of your coworkers creamer into your coffee this morning. You know the one that reads “for me only”, it turns out the creamer was actually a sneeze that became a fart. What? That’s really good. Oh, dang. Right out the gate, killing it. Okay. It turns out the creamer was actually Stacy’s mom’s boyfriend, Trent. No. Oh, creamer. Creamer, he’s a creamer. Trent’s a real creamer. That’s one thing I know about Trent, that guy’s a creamer . Wow. Yeah, you don’t want that creamer. It turns out the creamer was actually barrels and barrels of sweet Texas crude. Mm. Okay. They can’t all be winners. Yeah. Um, okay. You snuck a bit of your coworker’s creamer into your coffee this morning. The one that reads “for me only”, it turns out the creamer was actually mom influencers. Ooh, mom influencer. Uh, it’s gotta be a sneeze that became a fart. Sneeze became a fart. That was me. Yay. Oh wow, look at you. I get another chip. Sweet chip. Okay, now write your scenarios for why this is a positive thing. Did you feel this powerful when you were judging? We all ready? All right, I’m ready. Pencils down. All right, I’m gonna go Jordan first. You snuck a bit of your coworker’s creamer into your coffee this morning. You know, the one that reads “for me only”, it turns out the creamer was actually a sneeze that became a fart. We’re still good because you gave yourself pink eye and pink looks great on you That’s pretty, that’s pretty good. That’s pretty good Yeah. See, you gotta remember that from when someone actually has pink eye. Hey, that looks great on you. You never know what to say. It really makes that shirt pop. Nice choice. You snuck a bit of your coworkers creamer into your coffee this morning. You know, the one that reads “for me only”, it turns out the creamer was actually a sneeze that became a fart, but we’re still good because you’re on keto and farts have no carbs. It turns out the creamer was actually a sneeze that became a fart. But we are still good because farts are only air, right? I mean, that’s what I always tell myself. Yeah. But was it racist air? I don’t know how to respond to that. That airs from a different time. It was a different. The three of us have kind of similar answers. Really? Yeah. It turns out the creamer was actually a sneeze that become a fart but we’re still good because you’re lactose intolerant and farts don’t have any lactose in it. Oh, whoa whoa, hey. Whoa! Hey, oh Hey. Mine’s clearly the lamest of these three. They’re all equally good. Mmhmm. But, I think that we were all talking about how positive everyone is. And I think yours is so sweet and positive. Yep. And also the funniest. Takes the token. Take your token. Do it Jordan. I’ll take the token. Thank you, I’ll take the token. And now, you get to be the judge– Okay, alright. ‘Cause you’re the next around the horn. This is a very good slumber party game. We should make prank calls after this. [Link] Let’s have a slumber party. Kalin goes, yeah. This is a good one. You lost a bet with your sibling and now you have to legally change your name to Sir blank. Alright, blank. Sir, Sir blank. Aw Aw man, okay There you go. Uh, you lost a bet with your sibling and now you legally have to change your name to Sir Bra Stuffing. Bra stuffing. I like to imagine that’s like stuffing you have at Thanksgiving. Uh, Sir Asexual Reproduction. My nickname in high school, maybe? Does that work? Yeah. I dunno, I dunno I’m not a pro, I’m not a pro. Did a lot of that, did a lot of that. It never worked, I never reproduced. Not for lack of trying. Okay, Sir Getting All Up in There, all up in there in quotes. And Sir Fossils, Sir Fossils. Sir Fossils. I kinda like that. Sounds like a pet name for like a– Turtle? Sir Fossil. Here comes Sir fossils enjoying his lettuce coming to the stage. Ooh boy. There’s just something I like about Getting All Up in There. Yes. That’s me. I thought asexual reproduction had it in the bag. I was rooting for that. It was a good one, it was a good one. Got so many jokes out of it, though. I know I milked it so hard already. I like, I liked that there was quotation marks around “getting all up in there”. I was fossils. Yeah. Sir Getting All Up in There- Sir Getting All Up in There. Is what you have to be called from now on. You legally have to change your name. Okay. Getting up all in there? Getting all up in there. Quotation marks around “all up in there.” All up in there. I like the fact that you know, you don’t have to be held accountable for your nasty handwriting. It can be a secret shame how bad our handwriting has all become. Right. I’m almost done. I, okay I’m done. Okay. You lost a bet with your sibling and now have to change, legally change, yep you’re right, the detail matters, to Sir Getting All Up in There, but we’re still good because before they legally only let you have the name Sir Getting Somewhat Up in There. That’s good. Somehow I had a brain fart and thought it was Sir fossils. Yeah. So just take that for how you will. I like that. There’s a kind of chaos element to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares? So you legally change your name. Okay. To Sir Fossils, but we’re still good because, this is gonna be worth it, you’re starting a company selling G strings called Sir Fossil’s Butt Flossils. Yes. Butt flossils. I’m sorry. If you’re g-string company, and you’re names Sir Getting Up in There. I know it would’ve been even better. Yeah. You lost a bet with your sibling and now you have to legally change your name to Sir Getting All Up in There. That’s it, yeah. But we are still good because the There is a prestigious college. Okay. Wow. That’s good. You can really zhoosh in the delivery. Yeah, right I like that. Truly, truly. You lost a bet with your sibling and now you have to legally change your name to Sir Getting All Up in There but we’re still good because getting all up in there is your favorite thing to do. Oh Take that however you want. Yeah right. Including getting into a college. Interpreting that however you please. Yes. Who among us doesn’t like to get all up in there. I told you he was optimistic. I, I would say you’re up in there right now. Yeah. We’re all getting up in them guts. Okay, um alright. I think honorable mention to Butt flossils, but getting into college is lovely. And I like that there’s a pro education message. Right? Very positive. So I’m giving it to Link. I will take it. I’ll take one for that. Dang Rhett you got three? Yeah, I do. I’ve got two. Jordan’s got one. But the three bonus is still at play. So this is kind of still anybody’s game, right? Yes, it could happen. okay and I’m going to choose a scenario. Someone told you that a new slang word meant cool, but it really means blank and you’ve used it a few times to seem cool already. Okay. Okay. Okay. Someone told you that a new slang word meant cool, but it really means the mighty cloaca: a hole in one and you’ve used it a few times already to seem cool. It’s pretty good. But it really means bad decisions and you’ve used it a few times to seem cool already. I mean, sometimes you just gotta play the cards you’re dealt. Thought it meant cool, but it really means apologizing for all the wars. Wow. Funny to think that like, kids would come up with slang for that. You thought it meant cool, but it really means the industrious beaver. The best kind. I hate a lazy beaver, right? You know, I feel like there’s a theme here. If you reference an orifice, we’re probably gonna pick it. cloaca is the greatest orifice in the world. Mhmm. So I’m gonna go with that. The mighty cloaca: a hole in one. A point for Jordan. Thank you. Thank you. The mighty cloaca. Did I miss my chance to say the lazy beaver was my nickname in high school. Okay. You guys write why we’re still good. Thought it meant cool, but it means the mighty cloaca: a hole in one. I really want this. I want those double points ’cause then I can win. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. Okay. Okay, I’m good. Okay. Going to start with Link. Okay. You thought word meant cool, but it actually means the mighty cloaca: a hole in one. And you’ve used it a few times to seem cool already, but we’re still good because you like birds and I mean really like birds. Oh come on. Are you still good? Come on. Someone told you a new slang word mean cool, but it really means the mighty cloaca: a hole in one and you’ve used it a few times to seem cool already. But we’re still good because you’ve been using it while playing golf. So you’re still cool. Oh. Nice. It’s a hole in one joke. Very nice. Yeah cause you’ve got birdie, eagle. Yeah, It’s a thinker. It’s one of the rare jokes that gets funnier the more you explain it. Yeah, this is good. Okay. Someone told you a new slang word meant cool, but it really means the mighty cloaca: a hole in one. And you’ve used it a few times to seem cool already, but we’re still good because in the universe of this story, God is called cloaca and cloaca loves golf. Oh man. If Davin hadn’t of said golf, I would’ve laugh really hard at that. A similar joke, better world building. Which I love. Thank you. Someone told you that a new slang word meant cool, but it really means the mighty cloaca: a hole in one. And you’ve used it a few times to seem cool already, but we’re still good because the kids love it. And you’re trending on TikTok as sticky bird hole. Oh. Sticky bird hole. So we got the golf fight and then the bird sex fight. Sure, yeah yeah. If I go back to a pre-Davin universe, I think I have to give this one to Emily because– Yay All right, Emily, take a token. Let me have one. Alright. Alright you guys choose. You know what? Here, I’ll give you one of mine then I can get it used. I like this one. Yeah I knew you would. Yeah, thank you. Okay guys. You’ve reluctantly agreed to babysit a real baby and are horrified when you open their diaper to see blank. Oof. It’s a real baby. Thank you. What do you see in the dipe? Alright, I didn’t look at who did what when. So I’m just gonna shuffle ’em though anyway. All right. You’ve agreed to babysit a real baby. You opened the diaper to see your uncle’s secret stash. You open the diaper to see stiff competition. Oh. Okay. Wow. Yikes. You open the diaper to see a personal massager with custom attachments. It’s weird in a diaper. You open the diaper to see sweet, but hopelessly boring friend. Wow. I’ll say a sweet but hopelessly boring friend. Yeah, yeah yeah. Alright, stiff competition is a strange left turn. I’m gonna have to go with your uncle’s secret stash. Thank you. Dang, Rhett. You get lucky with a draw man. No it’s a- Can you beaten? Yeah, I’ve got four. So write down what you guys think is the positive spin on that. You open that diaper and you see your uncle’s secret stash. And I will point out, you can also play in teams of two in teams of three, that type of thing. So you can work together to like come up with your written response too. Okay, I’m ready. Okay, Davin, let’s start with you. You’ve reluctantly agreed to babysit a real baby and are horrified when you open their diaper to see your uncle’s secret stash. But we’re still good because that stash is a hundred cans of baby formula. Topical. Oh. Yes. I think you found a good hack just at the end say topical. Yeah, that’s good man. I might be saying that. That’s pretty good. Emily. All right. So you’ve reluctantly agreed to babysit a real baby and are horrified when you open their diaper to see your uncle’s secret stash, but we’re still good because the baby is gonna cut you into the deal at 3% commission. You reluctantly agreed to babysit a real baby and are horrified when you open their diaper to see your uncle’s secret stash. But we’re still good because your uncle is a poop collector so it doesn’t seem that weird. Oh You know those poop collecting uncles. Everybody’s got one. That means he stashed more poop into the baby’s diaper. Yeah Topical. All right, Rhett. You’ve reluctantly agreed to babysit a real baby and are horrified when you open their diaper to see your uncle’s secret stash. But we’re still good because the baby is your uncle. Whoa. Topical. All right. I gotta give this last token. You all did a great job, but nobody makes it more topical than Davin. Yeah Congratulations, Davin. All right. This is fun, right? Yeah. Right? Hold on, tell him how fun it is. And don’t skip over the fact that I won. Congratulations, Rhett. You won, but you can get We Are Still Good on amazon.com. So go ahead and get it. Get your friends together. You can do some. Yes. you can do some playing, keep it positive. Let’s all laugh in the face of disaster. Topical. We’re still good is available now at Amazon, let’s all laugh in the face of disaster.

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