Oh, part of the wheel’s coming off! Welcome to Good Mythical More. What type of pizza crust do you like, and what type of person does that mean that you are? – You are. Let’s find out together. But first let’s donate $1,000 to Stand up to Cancer, to aid in their mission, to raise funds, to accelerate the pace of groundbreaking research that can get new therapies to patients quickly and save lives now. We got a special URL? Yeah. standuptocancer.org/RhettandLink. Yeah, we did. – Uh-huh. Yeah we did. Alright, we’re gonna bring in Jordan from Sporked.com, which is the, Ow! What? Was that your toe? It could have been, it was part of my shoe. Oh. That my toe wasn’t currently in. See, I tell my kids, “Don’t say ow if it doesn’t hurt”. But you know, no ’cause I’m teaching a lesson. You could have hurt me. I’m scared. Don’t say ow if it doesn’t hurt. Sure. Don’t cry wolf if there’s no, Oh, I didn’t cry. Wolves. Sure. Um. Hey Jordan. Hi.- I’m excited about this. Jordan. – I’m excited too. So just as a reminder, Sporked is the place to find out what to buy at the grocery store. You ranking bagels, you know what the best of everything is? Yes. Best bagels. Best strawberry jam? Sure, yeah. Best bacon? Yes. Vegan and regular and turkey. We’ve done all of ’em. Every kind of bacon you can get. Go to Sporked.com. It’s been ranked. You can, you can search it up, okay? Also real quick. I do wanna comment on the fact that, you know those mythical beasts, mythical society members that said that they were in the mythical society. Well, you know what? We actually have a separate submission form if you’re a society member. So you can increase your chances of having a Wheel of Mythicality video. Alright, so let’s bring in the first pizza here. Now, Jordan. And if you could place that there, Jordan, that’d be great. This is rising crust. Rising crust. Oh yeah bring that. – Where you want it. You know what you bring, – There you go. Put that in there. What are our options here? Control Freak. Well and – I know that’s me. Stepping back, stepping back. Did I miss the, I mean the, Jordan do you wanna explain kind of the thought? – What did you do? Yeah. Absolutely. So I wrote an article that pairs you up based on the kind of frozen pizza crust you get with what your personality type is. Okay. I’ve eaten a lot of frozen pizzas. I’ve seen other people eat a lot of frozen pizzas and I feel pretty confident in this one. Alright. So Rhett and Link are trying to guess your kind of matches Yes they’re trying to guess, from your process. Yes, they’re trying to guess the personality type based off the type of pizza crust. Party Girl! Snob, who loves to travel. Cool and down to earth. Rich Mom. And then hiding over here we’ve got, non-confrontational nice guy. Rising crust seems like somebody who’s drawing a little bit of attention to themselves unnecessarily. Interesting. What do you mean by that? Because this is like, I’m on a go. Why do you need your crust to rise? Okay. Like why do you need to think, why do you need your pizza to draw attention to itself? I don’t think it’s drawing attention as much as it’s like, being a little extra. Yeah, so Party Girl kind of makes sense, Mm-hm. But Snob, who loves to travel might be like, “I got a rising crust pizza”. Not down to earth, no. Okay. It’s like what’s the type of person that like, the normal crust is not good enough? Nothing’s ever good enough for you. And I don’t think it’s Rich mom. ‘Cause I think Rich mom is like super thin crust. Snob, who loves to travel. It’s like, if it doesn’t rise, I don’t like it. Why is it called, like I get that it like rises like it puffs up, but doesn’t a lot of crust? So that’s something helpful to know. Is that rising crust is the standard. Rising crust is the normal pizza crust. Oh, it is? Mm-hm. Oh. I didn’t know if I was allowed to tell you that, but I was afraid and then Stevie brought it up. So I said, okay. – It’s normal? Oh, so it’s the non-confrontational nice guy. Says, “I’ll take whatever you give me.” Is it normal? Okay, whatever. Now you told me that. Alright so, yeah it’s gotta be that. That’s who we’re going with. So we’ll move that there – Non-confrontational, Nice guy. – Move that there. Slide that out. Are we, are you telling us if we’re right or we just keeping going? I don’t know. What, do you wanna wait until the end to compare and contrast? We gotta wait until the end, because if we don’t, You tell us how many we got right and we might do a switch-a-roo. Okay Don’t wait until the end. – Do you know, looking at the pizza slice, what crest it is? Is that how distinct the crusts are? Or do we need to use the box? We probably need to use the box just to be safe. Just for safety. Yeah, yeah. We have to just – We’re gonna turn it turn it sideways – sideways like a library. Perfect. Oh! Oh now what is, this is flaky, flaky. No, this is a croissant crust? A croissant crust. Oh my gosh, this is a thing that exists? I didn’t know that was the thing either. Where’s the rest of the pizza? Oh my gosh, croissant crust? This is new. This is new to the game of the frozen pizza world. Ha! Look at those flakes. Look at those layers. I love living in 2022. I mean, – Do you though? It actually kind of sucks but, we got croissant pizza y’all! They also do a breakfast version of this with eggs and bacon on it. Yeah. It’s a scandal over here. Yeah. Wow. I think it’s a lot more gimmick than it is experience. Okay. Um. So you don’t think there’s a big taste to difference? No. Not as much as I was hoping for. Okay. But it is very good though. It’s fun. Um. DiGiorno does it right. Isn’t that they’re slogan? There slogan is, No, of course not! – It’s not delivery. They’re slogan is “It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno”. I thought it was DiGiorno does it right. I can’t believe I even went to look at it. Of course that’s what it is. I do think that like being the new-fangled kid on the block, who would do that? I think Party Girl’s willing to take chances. She’s like it’s croissant crust guys! Yeah, but like a Snob, who loves to travel is like, “Well, you know I only, only like the newest thing.” Yeah, but croissant crust feels like, Not cool and down to earth. It’s like, croissant crust feels like, Rich mom, maybe? I don’t know. I could see it going either way. I think it’s either Snob. I think Party Girl will get really like, What’s she gonna eat? You’re not, Anything. What? Because like she’s partying, she’s drinking! She’s having a blast, she’s losing her mind! Oh my goodness, where am I? I’m so, I’ve realized I haven’t eaten in six hours. I’ve just, I’ve drank so much and partied so hard. Now just give me some food. Any food will do. Pizza? Yes, please. You know, she’s not discerning at this point. So this is Party Girl at a party? She’s part, where else would she be? Party Girl at the office, is not what it says. That’s what I pictured. Party Girl at the office. That’s why I think it’s, Okay. I think it’s snobby like, “Well have you heard, have you heard about the new thing?” I’m gonna say I strongly disagree with this choice, but you seem, you seem pretty confident. There will be time to change at the end if you, Okay. if you come around and realize. Part, I. It doesn’t seem sophisticated. Croissant crust doesn’t seem sophisticated if that’s what. Yeah, it does. Wait, Rhett you’re voting Party Girl? Yeah. – I’m just you’re, oh. I think party, girl. – Yeah. Let’s move that out. What’s this? Stuffed crust! Oh, Party Girl. What’s in here? Cheese. You’ve never had a stuffed crust pizza? It could be stuffed with anything. I, I mean technically that’s true but, Like jokes. I think it’s always stuffed with cheese except sometimes, Sometimes they do cheese and pepperoni. Sometimes they do cheese and pepperoni, yes. Papa John’s is doing that right now. Mm. DiGiorno does it right! That’s a good tasting cheese in there. The cheese is great! Yeah. So this is a little extra. It is. I don’t just want crust. I want my crust with stuff. I want everything to be as fun as possible. This has gotta be Party Girl. This has gotta be, – Forget everything I said. Party Girl, see? Okay. See now we’re, see now we agree. Okay we’re movin’ and we’re groovin’. Party Girl! Hand-tossed. Hand-tossed. This feels like a Rich mom. What is that? hand-tossed. Hand tossed. I know. Can I see the hand-tossed in comparison to the rising crust? There is no difference, Stevie. Like what are we talking about? Well, rising crust is, Oh, gosh. – Oh, gosh. Rhett, you just be in charge of that. Sorry. Here’s the rising crust and here’s the hand-tossed. Okay, so. – With pepperoni on top. Well I guess the rising crust one we have is 365, but the hand toss looks, looks superior. I don’t know what happened. I don’t know how ever, these ever stood up. It kind of looks similar. I am just curious. When you eat pizza, do you eat your crust or do you not eat your crust? I eat it. I eat the crust. It depends on if they have a dip that I’m into. Okay, and what’s the dip of choice? Garlic butter. Sure. Last night I was dipping my crust into ranch though. Yum. ‘Cause I did, that’s all I had. Sure. And that worked. Okay. Hand-tossed is kind of normal as well, but it feels a little bit more sophisticated. I guess I thought I could do something you couldn’t. So it feels like Rich mom or Traveler, but we’ve already got Traveler with the croissant. So I think it.- Okay. That’s where I was torn with the croissant as well, was the Rich mom of it all. But I guess you’re saying, Link’s argument was croissant is more international seeming? Which is true. Which is true. And also new-fangled type of pizza nobody’s heard of yet. The snobbish person is gonna, Yeah, yeah, yeah. be the first to know. Like a foodie type. Yeah, yep. Yeah. So we’re gonna do it this way. So hand-tossed is going to who? Rich mom. Rich mom, yes. And this will work. This new technique, I like it, where the things are just sideways. But it’s on the right one. Yeah. Let’s do this so we can see it. Okay. What’s this? – It was, I was already, I was moving the wrong one. Can I also ask, sorry. This is thin crust? Thin crust. Out of the ones, out of the pizzas that you’ve been eating, which one’s been the best? Stuffed crust. Stuffed crust. – Over the croissant? Oh yeah, the croissant was a letdown. See, I think that thin crust is Rich mom because she is like, she’s got her Lululemons on. She doesn’t want to eat too many carbs. She’s walking around Beverly Hills comparing herself to all the other moms. Okay. Thin crust is less carbs. That’s true. I mean, I definitely like the toppings. Wait, this is not a toppings contest. Nope. Erase the toppings from your mind. If you can. Kind of a cracker crust, kind of boring. You know what? I think we move thin crust to Rich mom and move a hand-tossed to Cool and down to earth. Yeah. I was feeling that. So we’re gonna’ put this here and just stack that on top. Stevie, does that make sense to you? Thin crust. Well, I do wanna point out Control Freak is also an option that you have not secured yet. Link, so what’s your favorite? Right. Let me see the last one and then I’ll tell you. My favorite is um. I want y’all to try to guess which one I am too. Okay. Crispy pan? Crispy pan. DiGiorno, listen – They have it all. How tall that is.- Ya’ll have some, fun at DiGiorno. Ya’lls brain storming meetings, man. This is like Detroit style Yes. – Situation. Oh, that corner piece. Oh man. – We get more DiGiorno. Where’s the crispy? I guess there’s cheese all the way on the edge. Like that’s a, that’s a cheese curtain. That’s crispy. I can hear you tapping on it. Mm-hm. Oh, the bread is very soft. This is really tasty. It is. It’s decadent, so much bread. Where’d where did you grow up again, Jordan? Me? I moved around a lot. Oh. Did you ever, did you ever Midwest it? No, I’m from New Orleans and then I grew up in South Florida mostly. New Orleans, I remember that. South Florida? Yeah. So. I notice that people who are from Florida always have somewhat of a disguise. You know, I’m move around a lot. Cassie does the same thing. Sure, yes. So, but so that doesn’t, you’re not a thick, thick crust person. No, I like all pizza. I’m the least snobby about pizza you could possibly be. I think all of it’s good. I’ve been very impressed by you not eating any of the pizza in front of you. Thank you. Because I’m holding so many things, but I want to eat it. And I thought at one point they would do a funny bit where they would feed it to me. But no one’s done it yet. So, I haven’t had any. Hey. What would be like? – Give Jordan some of that. I thought you’d be like, “Whoa, your hands are so full!” Oh gosh, Jordan, you haven’t eaten a thing. You are being crazy right now. I want you to know how crispy this is. No, fine. Come on, please. No, fine. Mm. See that? Yum. That’s good. I mean, I gave you the most bread version. You did. I don’t think that’s Control Freak. So I think we need to move something around. Something’s gotta shift. Thin crust to me is like, it feels anal retentive. Like everything’s tight. Like the crust is tight. But the hand-tossed. That’s probably not what you were writing about though. We don’t know. We’ll find out. – You don’t write about like, anal stuff – Tight? on Sporked.com. We do. Oh, really? Yeah. there’s a whole section. There’s a whole menu item. – Yeah. But something about hand-tossed is kinda’ like, it was done exactly the way that I wanted it to with hands. Oh. I don’t know, you’re the control freak. So why don’t you just say what, which one makes the most sense? And then we’ll by process of elimination, put this one where that one’s not. I kind of agree with Link. Because I feel like I’m a control freak and thin crust was like, there’s something about thin crust that you’re controlling the amount of enjoyment that you have. You know what I mean? Yeah, it I mean. Rich mom is also good. We have, there’s so many different reasons that us control freaks give, but we have all the reasons. Sure. – How about this? It seems like that there’s always, there’s so many reasons you could give for thin crust. Put thin crust with Control Freak. And then I think that Cool and down to earth might be thick. And then hand-tossed might be Rich mom. And then where’s pan? wait is pan what you’re, – Oh yeah. calling thick? – Crispy pan might, might be Cool and down to earth. Say yeah, it’s big it’s thick. It’s fluffy. – I’m a cool guy. I like thick stuff. – Yeah, yeah. So I think, I think what I’m doing, lay it down right there. – Okay. And then we’re putting Cool and down to earth on the crispy pan. ‘Cause they’re just, And the Rich mom is like, this was hand-tossed by, by someone’s hands. Now I wanna know, before I reveal the answers. What was your favorite taste-wise? Stuffed crust. The crust was, I think my favorite bite was that, was biting into that stuffed crust. But I think my favorite pizza was actually the crispy pan. Alright, are you ready? I’m gonna read them in order of how I have them. Okay. Before you do the reveals, Jordan. Sure. I’d like to talk about something. Something. I’m excited. – What’s wrong? Do you know what I’d like to talk about? Are you talking about, You would like for us to talk about? the Society Showdown? – Yes, I would like to talk about the Society Showdown. Oh, okay. – Oh, yeah. You should check out episodes one and two of the Society Showdown, Ultimate Party Games Championship, because we’re over there on the Mythical Society, Team Rhett and Team Link, fighting each other. Well really just playing party games, but it’s so intense! Yeah. We’re gonna have a live finale to determine the overall winner. That’s on August 18th. Who’s gonna be crowned the Ultimate Party Game Champion? Team Link Or team Rhett, maybe. mythicalsociety.com. Join to watch live. That’s great. – Okay Jordan. Let us have it. Ready? – Start wherever you want. Okay, so rising crust. What did we mark it as? Uh. Rising crust, rising crust. Right there, right? Oh yes, yes. Right here. Nice guy? – Non-confrontational nice guy It’s just the norm. Rising crust is in fact non-confrontational nice guy! Yes. Right? You know like, – Once you told us that, that was the norm. – Yeah. You don’t wanna rock the boat. Yep. You like to keep things pretty easy. You’ll do whatever everyone else is down for. Yep. Got it, yes. – That’s the first one. Okay, number two is croissant crust. Which we said was, Travel. – Snob, who likes to travel. Croissant crust is actually Party Girl. Told you, dang it! You should, I shoulda’ gone with my instinct. Wow, wow. – Party Girls love croissant. I’m sorry. Why, why? – Why is that? So Party Girl is croissant crust because she’ll try anything once. You know she’s at the store. She’s a good time. She sees the croissant crust. Other people might say, “That’s weird, why would you need that?” Yeah. Why would I buy that over a different pizza? She’s like, whatever let’s have fun Croissant is fun guys! I love that about her. Yeah. There’s a breakfast one. We were excited. And then we weren’t once we tasted it. Try it once. It’s not horrible, but. – Yeah. You don’t go back to it. Why would you, – It feels like, ever buy it again? – it could be better. Yes, absolutely. So now we know we got another one wrong. Snob.- Alright. Number three, we have stuffed crust. Stuffed crust, that’s where, we said Party Girl. – We said that was Party Girl. So, now what are we saying? We’re saying that stuffed crust is, It’s not Snob, who loves to travel. I think, oh, that might be Cool and down to earth. I think it’s Cool and down to earth. Alright. But then it also makes sense for, You also don’t have to change anything. The crispy, well we have to. You could just take the L for two of them and be like, it is what it. The crispy pan I think is the snob. “Well, you know, because it’s, there’s more bread and there’s cheese all the way to the edge”. It’s not a sophisticated food though. It’s just not a sophisticated food. I think hand-tossed – Hand-tossed and thin are the most sophisticated, – I think thin is sophisticated. And then I think hand-tossed is Control Freak because you use your hands. Shoot, alright let’s just take the L. We’ll take the L. Okay great, alright. Stuff crossed is Control Freak. Okay. And let me explain why. – Okay, I’m interested. Because this is also me. It’s fun, but it’s a very controlled amount of fun, right? It’s trapped. It’s not so much fun. Yes, it’s trapped. The cheese is trapped. You can only, you’re not adding extra cheese to the top, which might spill over or fall off. It’s stuck in that little bread tube and it it’s like fun, but you’re like, you know, I’ll go on vacation, but I’m gonna have like eight spreadsheets for the vacation and I’m gonna like, make sure everybody has fun. It’s very controlled. – Right. That’s me.- Okay. Stevie, how do you relate to that? ’cause you make spreadsheets about your vacations. Oh yeah, yeah the spreadsheet thing for sure. I mean, I will say Link’s favorite was the stuffed crust, so. It was. We should have just gone with what your instinctual favorite was. – Yeah. Yep, I want everyone to have cheese in every bite. Something to think about. Alright, number four is hand-tossed. Which we said was. Rich mom. Hand-tossed is the Snob, who loves to travel. Okay, say it was a give or take on that one. They toss the pizzas in Italy. Yes. With their hands. ‘Cause it feels like yes, a person was involved in this. Not just a factory. Yes. It feels like someone who like makes a big deal outta the fact that they studied abroad. And they’re like, “I don’t wanna eat a frozen pizza, but if we are, we’re eating hand tossed”. Because that’s what pizzas actually are like, Exactly. They’re tossed. – if you’re gonna, actually define, “What was the first pizza? Hand-tossed. – You got it, you got it. Alright, number five. Thin crust. We said that was Rich mom. Thin crust is Rich mom! Yes. – Woo! You know, her high school kids are out for the night. She’s in her Dallas McMansion. And she’s having the time of her life with her thin crust pizza. Yes, Mm-hm. But it’s thin because she’s she don’t want bread. She doesn’t eat. She had two almonds for lunch. Right. She’s not having a thick crust pizza for dinner. Yes. You know what I mean? – Yep. Alright, number six, our final one. Crispy pan crust. Which we said was Cool and down to earth. And I think we’ve nailed it. And it’s Cool and down to earth. Yeah. – Right? Not bad. And that, I feel like that makes sense for you. You said that one was your favorite. Yeah, I’m cool. And I’m down to earth. I think you’re cool and down earth. Yeah. – I’m here for a good time. It’s a very delicious pizza and I find it very unpretentious. Detroit style in general, – Approachable. I think is very unpretentious pizza. It’s very approachable. You don’t hear people being annoying This is not approachable.- About it. I’m very approachable. He’s a, I’m just tall. He’s a giant with unwieldy hair. Come step into my hug. I’m also tall and I have big hair too. So I feel like I find Rhett approachable. Yeah, we may scare small children and animals, but most people are cool. Yeah. So. You scare, you scare small children? ‘Cause that’s what he’s just said about. Sure, I’ll take it. I don’t really, I don’t think you do. – like children. Yeah, well it all works out then. I totally get that. They’re fine, they seem nice. But I don’t really know. No I, children are fine. I don’t really like babies. I don’t know what to do with them. I completely agree. I’m scared. I’m scared of little babies. It feels like they, I’m gonna drop ’em. Exactly. This is like, I’ve been introduced to a whole new world of frozen pizza items here. Yeah, I mean. Sporked.com. No bacon is bad bacon, but some bacons are absolutely better than others. The Sporked team tasted more than a dozen brands to find the best bacon. Check it out at Sporked.com.