Ooh, soft batch cookies. My grandmother loved these. Last thing she ate before she died. Somehow she never went through menopause. She just kept flowing and flowing. My nipples get hard as rocks whenever a cloud comes up. You ever had your nipples bust through your apron? Gonorrhea. My testicles look just like walnuts. Oh, Wonder Bread. So soft. You know what? The ducks love this stuff. I hate granola though. It makes me wanna punch somebody in the face. Oh, and you’ve got granola too. But I’m just gonna take a deep breath. I just like to look at their reproductive organs. Is that TMI? Will that be paper or plastic? I recommend plastic. We buried my grandmother in plastic.