Welcome to Good Mythical More. Since we are in the tattoo zone and now we’ve experienced it firsthand. And secondhand? Well with our hands. Yeah. Firsthand. Thirdhand. Now we’re gonna see if we can see which tattoo is more expensive when there’s two to choose from. Yeah Doesn’t that sound like what we’re doing? Which one between the two that we just did is more expensive? I think they’re about equal. Probably the countess just because we got a lot to unpack about this. Got more details. The countess? But first, congratulations. Prime Minister Jezz. Really? Really? The prime minister watches. You were, you got your family portrait and you used hashtag merchicality. We found it. And when you sport that merch either by yourself or as a family. Look at the doggie Sometimes we’ll find you and we will give you $30 so you can go get some more merch. That’s right. You got three cloaks. The dog is a member of the mythical society apparently. You know, that’s a Greyhound. It’s a very fast dog. Stevie. Hi. I’ll tell you I don’t know. You did great. I’m curious what it, how it felt from your vantage point. Long. We are, I am absolutely exhausted. We still here? I mean the linear neck and face like glowed. I know. It’s like, what is, does trolls? Do they glow in trolls? I don’t know when they’re like showing emotions? I don’t know. That’s what it was like. Yeah. Sounds like trolls to me. Yeah There was, I just like, I had this wave of emotion and pressure and I just felt totally uncomfortable. Yeah. I could not have done it. That’s too much. It’s too much pressure. I’m impressed. I made up my mind. I was not gonna think about it at all. And then, it hit me like a ton of bricks in that moment when like everything went red. And that. Red. Everything went red. And that wasn’t even on a person. That was when it was really dawning on me that I was really gonna have to do it. Hold on. You got red the first time on the fake stuff? On the fake stuff. That’s true isn’t it? Yes. So long ago. I’m really glad how it turned out, but I mean turns out it’s just as hard as shoeing a horse. It might be harder. You tell me. I didn’t shoe the horse. I would say that I feel like the time that it would take to get proficient at shoeing a horse. Yeah. Confidently would be less than the time that it would take to get proficient at tattooing. Physical demand, the horseshoes were more physically demanding. Sure. But mentally demanding. Like I had to go into a place where I was like this is like, you can’t erase this. And this is like somebody’s skin. And they’re like, they’re a fan. I did not think about those things. Cause you see, it’s like, you’re looking at the thing Where like, where is the end of the needle? And you’re looking like this. With your glasses. There’s no needle. There’s no needle out there yet. And then all of a sudden Gabby cranks out the needle and then all of a sudden you got this thing all of a sudden, it’s like . This thing’s coming out like that much further. And you’re like, I’m trying to put this on this spot. And then the way that you know that you’ve made contact is like, you start seeing the ink build up. It just spurts ink. I hope I’m in the right place. I actually. It was so nerve racking. The mythical beasts getting it done were really impressive because. I know I kind of forgot that there was even supposed to be a pain element involved. Like they just like they were so calm and. Well, that was because. And even with you doing it, We were very gentle. We’re so gentle. Very gentle. Huh. Interesting. I mean, I’m really proud of how it turned out and I’m not gonna hide the fact that like. Gabby saved it. Gabby saved us. Oh, of course. Gabby saved us. Let’s look at a couple of tattoos. I don’t think you can hide that fact. Yeah. Yeah. It was very. Okay, I’m gonna show you two tattoos. You’re gonna guess which you think is the more expensive tattoos. Now, keep in mind all of these, like the pricing is based on the size and the amount of time. Sure. Sure. We’re not doing the like, oh it’s a special specific artist, you know, type of mind games with you. Okay. So let’s see the first two. Okay. So we’ve got a nice what is that a Russian doll? It’s Russian doll with flowers. Right there, below the clavicles. Crap. And then we’ve got an unconditional love. Both written regular ways and upside down touching a multi chambered heart with confetti. Is that confetti? Or that might be vitamins. That’s what vitamins do. They go straight to the heart. That’s a cool tattoo. I mean the unconditional love tattoo is pretty cool. Pretty cool. The other one I don’t love as much. There is a lot of shading and texture work in the unconditional love tattoo. A lot of colors in the babushka though. Okay. And the daisies. The gerber daisies. And also there’s hummingbirds on each side that. Oo. You don’t know how far those hummingbird go. Oh. Okay so like say the hummingbirds were already there? Please ignore the hummingbirds. Oh. Ignore the hummingbirds. The hummingbird were already there. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. I’ve got my answer then. I think it’s the dolls. It’s the heart. We disagree. I just think there’s more colors. If the hummingbird was included, I would agree with you. I think that’s multiple visits with the babushka. Why do I call it a babushka? I don’t know. I hope that’s not. Yeah. So the Russian doll is more expensive. Almost twice as expensive actually. ‘Cause it costs $700 and then the heart costs $375. Oh wow. Wow. Okay. 375? Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah. And also look at all that detail around the hood too that you can’t even see. Right. Can’t even make it out here. Well you have to pay more to make the whole thing blurry. Yeah. Yeah. ‘Cause that’s like a very this pixelated technique is very, very specialized. 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If Davin doesn’t know who that is no one knows who that is. I mean, that is. That is a. Is that a old? You think that could be old Bane? On the right that’s an amazing design. That person. Old Bane Is holding. Old Bay? Old Bane seasoning. Old bay the superhero. Old bay. The one on the right is a. That’s a whole side of the person’s chunk. Really incredible tattoo. That’s older bay. The shading. Also the size of that. I mean. That’s pretty impressive. I’m gonna go ahead and tell you. I look at a lot of tattoos on the internet ’cause I’m trying to get inspiration from my next tattoo and. You’re gonna do something like this? I’m always disturbed by trying to figure out what part of the body is like when you’re like is that a calf or is that a forearm? It’s just a very disturbing question to have to ask. Well the shading on this one. Yeah, it does make it very confusing. ‘Cause it looks like there’s also you don’t understand where his stomach is. And then it looks like there’s kind of a nipple on the lower. Oh well that’s his belly button and nipple. That’s the whole side. The thing is. No. You’re talking about the elbow. The elbow of that dude. It looks a lot like my elbows actually. Yeah. The elbow of the dude looks like a nipple. I got nipple bows. But which elbow? There is no. Oh, you’re talking about. In the tattoo. Oh the tattoo itself. Yeah. It looks like he had a nipple on his hip and he wanted to do a tattoo around it. Yeah. And then the shading on the lower right does something for the other part of the. It gives him a love handle. Yeah. Well that’s the thing. This is the skinniest person I’ve ever seen with a loved handle. A loved handle? It is loved. I’m sure he’s loved. I mean, he’s got a six pack and a love handle. I think maybe it is just draws are pulled down so that his booty is coming out the top of it. And I think he’s twisting in a way that’s like making a faux love handle. Yeah. Davin makes a good point that that’s his butt top. It’s the butt top. Yeah. Oh that’s the top of the? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See that’s the other thing that disturbs me is like you see weird, like people pull their pants down and then you’re like all of a sudden I’m looking at a picture. Sounds like you’re having a tough time with this. There’s way too much being revealed. It’s like, is that a love handle? No, that’s a butt cheek. It’s like, I’m, that’s what’s. I don’t like looking at tattoos on the internet. But compared to porn, I mean, this is real soft. What? You know? I mean what’s a big deal, man? I mean. It’s just the top of a butt cheek. I don’t like looking at anything on the internet where I have to sit there and stare at it and try to figure out what the body part is. That’s my favorite activity on the internet. What body part is this? All right. I’m gonna go with the guy on the right. The big flank tattoo. I think so too. The big what? Just because of size. Flank. Yeah. Yeah. It’s a lot bigger. Yeah. You’re both right. It’s I mean, and a lot more expensive. So 1400 for that one and then 575 for the old bay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let’s see another. So we got Grumpy dwarf and Thumper. Is that Thumper? Then on the right we’ve got, that’s a, that’s a. It’s a deltoid. Deltoid. That’s like a rose sleeve. It’s not a lot of context there for that. But what is that body part on the left? Is that a leg? Nose. Forearm. Oh sorry I have a wider photo than you do. So it’s like, right below would be like the wrist. Well, I mean I gotta go with the dwarf here because it’s a similar size. Yeah. It has to be. More detail and more color. It has to be Grumpy. Yeah you would think, and it’s not. Is it Grumpy the troll? Is that Grumpy? It’s the rose and it’s like by a lot. The roses cost 1650. And then, yeah. And then the other one is 680. That’s a steal. Well, goodness gracious. Goodness gracious. Maybe there’s a Disney discount. That’s the only way to explain this. If you get a Disney tattoo it’s a little bit less. Yeah there’s no explaining that one. ‘Cause Disney pitches in a little bit. If you’re gonna get a Disney tattoo, their marketing budget. 27% of Disney’s marketing budget every year goes to people getting Disney themed tattoos. It’s subsidized. Subsidized. It’s subsidized. What do you mean it’s subsidized By Disney. Oh, I know what you mean. That’s the only way to explain this. That’s the only way to explain it and you’ve explained it. This one’s suspect to me. Sh sh shuspective. This one’s shuspective to me. Let’s see another. Oh. Oh woo. Look at that. That’s a scary shark. What is that shark coming out of? A leopard. A leopard? The shark is eating its way through a leopard? That woman is a leopard that has a shark inside of it. I think this is the inside of a leopard and the shark has bitten through. So this is point of view inside a leopard. Like what is that? Is it coral? Is it flames? Is it coral? What is that? I mean it might be. It’s kind of sticking to the thing. Maybe he’s coming out of a sponge. No, it’s a shark coming out of hell. Those are flames. Pink flames? It’s like the lake of fire. Let’s talk about the one on the left. Now this is some, you know, I’m sure that some people. Some sort of anime character. Here know the names of these characters. And some sort of two ponytailed squirrel. This is a very fresh tattoo. You can see the less fresh tattoos and what happens to tattoos over time. What is that? Around there. Like is that a perfume bottle with tails on it? The character? It’s some sort of magic. Nobody knows who this character is? There’s absolute silence back here. Nobody knows who this character is. Davin doesn’t know who this is? That shark is not a good tattoo. I hope somebody didn’t pay too much for that. I’m going with the anime. I agree. Or manga. I don’t know what it is. Yeah. So the shark costs 1000 Canadian dollars which roughly equates to 772. Okay. And then the other one costs $1,200. Wow. So they got a Canadian shark? Uh huh. Interesting choice huh? Canadian shark right there. Canadian sharks are all bark no bite. They do not actually attack you. They’re too friendly. Is that what that shark’s doing right there? Barking? It’s like ‘Hey, watch out! There’s an American shark back there! Hey! Heads up!” Hey! Hey! Like if you look at that shark and picture him yelling to warn you when he’s coming to bite you. Everything about him changes. Hey! I’m only trying to help you. I’m sorry I’m so scary. Hey it’s hot down here in Canadian Hell! Canadian hell. Canadian shark hell. Canadian hell is just America for anybody who’s moving. Yeah yeah yeah. I know some Canadians and every time, boy especially lately, every time they get a chance they remind me that they are Canadians. Yeah right. They are not Americans. I’m in Canadian hell right now. Right. That’s good. That’s good. Thank you, Rhett. Thank you for telling me that was good. 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