Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re playing everybody’s favorite game. What’s in my pocket? But let’s warm up with boogie down now! I was gonna go until you stopped it! That was long ‘un. That was long one, we boogied all the way down, man. Whew! Okay, I’m gonna put something in my pocket. I’ma close my eyes. Could you turn, can you turn away? I’m just gonna close my eyes. Show it to the people. Show it to the people, Rhett! Stand by! Dad grunting. Stand by! I’m seated. Hello. Should I open? Yes. Oh, you went in the breast pocket. So the rules- What’s in my pocket. The rule is yes or no questions and- You can poke. You can poke with one finger. Is it food? No. Was it ever living? Hmm. I mean, technically, every atom on earth, even if it’s an inorganic material, even if it’s manufactured, especially in this case- Was once living? Well, this was probably once very small microorganisms that decayed over a long period of time, and eventually became a crude oil product. Okay. That was then made into a substance commonly known as- Plastic. Yes. So, it’s a manufactured molded plastic? Yes. He he! I’m only gonna do that once. Is it, is it, do you like it? Do you like it? Oh, yeah. You like it? Yeah. Do you like it or do you like what it represents. It. But you can’t eat it? No. But you can use it? I do not like what it represents, I’ll go ahead and answer that one for you, big boy. When, when you use it, do you use it? Do I use it? Yeah. Is it usable? That’s a weird question. Is it for display purposes? Yes. So it doesn’t, it’s not- You just set it somewhere so people can look at it? Yes. Okay. Does the place where you set it- Matter? Matter. Or does it, is it, is it set in places that I could guess? Is it something that sits- Is it set in places that I could guess? Does it have a certain type of place that it sits? Like, if it was a paperweight, it would be like a desk. It would be a, somebody with a particular sense of humor could use it as a paperweight, yes. But it doesn’t have a specific environment that I, that it’s associated with. I think this can happen anywhere. Happen anywhere? So it’s a doodad, it’s a trinket, it’s a tchotchke. Doodad, emphasis on the- Okay. Is it, I only have one guess. Is it, is it a, is it a prank item? Yes. And it, does it represent something that’s stinky? Yes. Is it a doggy poop? Ta da, ta da. Oh, yeah. Ooh, that is very realistic looking, isn’t it? All right, Close your eyes. Also, smell it. It’s, it doesn’t smell great. It stinks, man. It doesn’t smell like poop, but. I mean, you don’t have to turn away, just keep your eyes closed. I have to turn away. I must turn away. I don’t like closing my eyes, cause it makes me feel like somebody could sneak up and do anything. So, I just turn away and keep my eyes open. You ready? No, cause I only have pants pockets. Okay. Are you ready? I’m ready. Whoa, that’s not it! I actually didn’t hit it. I missed it. And you can’t linger that long. Is it, I can linger as long as I want. Let it linger. Just ask a yes or no question. It a tool? No. Is it a food? Yes. Is it a candy? No. Is it for people? Yes. Is it meat? Yes. So it’s meat you can put in your pocket? It’s in there. It’s- Pocket meat. It’s pocket meat. Yeah. Would cowboys eat it? Uh, yeah. Are cowboys known for eating it? No. How much is in there? Not a lot. Yes. Yes, there’s not a lot? Yes. Do you like it? Yes. Do you take it camping? No. Do I take it camping? Okay. Well, I was thinking it was beef jerky, but now it’s not. But it’s pocket meat. I wouldn’t, I’ve never referred to it as pocket meat. But it is pocket meat, currently. Is it dry? It’s not as moist as I’d like for it to be. But if it was any moister, it would bad for your pocket. Yeah. So, I guess I’m glad it’s dry. Good point. Was it moister before? Yeah.. Nah. Is it drier than the average thing that it is? No. I mean, this particular one may be, but that’s not gonna lead you anywhere. If you left this out for a month, could you just go right up and eat it? I wouldn’t, but it wouldn’t have changed at all. So it’s a dried- Nope. It’s not dried? Nope. But it’s a meat? Yep. Is it a meat that is always dry? Nope. So, there is a moist version of this meat? Forget that. Forget that? Forget it! Is it a processed meat? Yes. So, it’s not like a strip of meat taken from something. Nope. It’s like, is it involved, mechanical separation of meats? No, I don’t think so, but, I think the biggest hint I gave you is that like, if you if you left it out for a month, you wouldn’t want to eat it but it would not have changed at all. You only get one poke per guess. It wouldn’t change at all? And it’s not jerky, and it’s not a processed meat that’s mechanically separated. What do you mean by mechanically separated? Does that imply that there’s multiple things that are like- It means- Like a sausage? It means that like, it was a slurry at some point that was in shaped into like a, like a product. I would say it’s absolutely mechanically separated. Okay, thank you Carney. It was at one point, but then at another point, more they, they, they said it wasn’t that. Then at one point they said it wasn’t that. I think it used to be a slurry and now it’s not. So, it hardened into whatever it is now? No, I’m just saying the marketing surrounding it had to clarify that it had been changed. I believe it had been updated. It’s been updated? Yeah. I mean it’s been around a long time. It’s had its updates. Is there a commercial associated with it that I would recognize? Sure. Yeah. I mean, there so many commercials probably. But, none to do with Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage? No. So, it’s not a Slim Jim. You gotta think, you gotta think of where you would get this thing. Would I get it at a carnival? No. Would I get it at a, like an, like a, like a 12 step program meeting? No. Would I get it in an alley? No. Would I get it at a store that wasn’t selling food but I was hungry and they were like- Nope. Well, we got this! Nope. Would I get it at the grocery store? Nope. Would I get it a fast food place? Yep. It’s meat from a fast food place. One poke please. And don’t, don’t migrate that way. Is it a nugget? I don’t, I’m not retrieving it. That’s not part of the rules, man. You retrieve your own nuggets. It’s a McDonald’s nugget. It’s a nugget, man. They used to be a slurry, Carney, but I think they said they’re all white meat now. That’s what I was referring to. Well- You wanted it to be beef jerky. Hold on, hold on. But, there’s a difference. All white meat, but mechanically separated white meat. Like, many different chickens. – Okay, yeah. They pull it off the chicken with, with mechanisms. That’s where I was coming from. Sorry to, I’ll shut up. It’s, it’s not a tender, in other words. It’s not a, it’s not an intact piece of meat. Put it, put it on there. I’m gonna close my eyes. Okay. You ready? Ready? You ready? Do we each wanna do one more? Do we have time for two more? One, one more each. All right, pick- Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Can I open? You, you can now. Can I open my eyes? You can now. I missed it. If you push in the right place- Plates? Does it yodel? Why don’t you find out? Hey! Hey! What’s that noise? Once you hit it, it keeps going. Is it a device that makes yodels? Yes. I think that’s my guess. Do I need to be more specific? Yes. How could I be more specific? Like, I don’t know, I don’t know what a pocket. You don’t remember this? I always thought this sounded like you. Yeah, it sounds like you did it. Hey, turn around. I’m gonna put the other thing in my other pocket and you can guess both of them. You think it sounds like me? Yeah. It actually kind of goes back and forth between sounding like both of you. But it does, it does. I, I, there is a certain tonal quality to the, the throatiness of it. My pants are too dark to really, for you to appreciate what this looks like. Can I open? Yeah. You get to poke either side. Is it a Sprite? You think that’s what this Sprite looks like? Yeah. No. Is it a can of beans? Smell it. Yes. Just smell it. Put your nose at the top. What? Smell it, yes. I don’t know why I said yes. Yes. Yes, I would like to smell it. You want me to smell it? You wanna smell it? Ooh, it’s a candle. It’s a leather candle. Shut up! It’s a, it’s a, it’s a, it’s a scented candle. It smells like what, though? Pocket. Kinda. Pocket lint candle. I don’t like how you’re standing over me like this. Okay, well I’ll go back to this then. I mean- It’s a candle that smells like something. It’s, it smells like something, but it actually doesn’t smell like that. I mean, I smelled it and I don’t smell what it smells like. It doesn’t smell like the thing. It just, it’s, it’s a little bit of a gimmick. I was really hoping it would smell like the thing. And then, I was disappointed when it didn’t. So, it’s a bean flavored candle? There is a bean that is part of this, which is maybe my favorite part. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Is it a… Uh huh. Is it a… Uh huh. Uh, a va jay jay candle? The one that we’ve had around? Yes. This smells like my vagina. It doesn’t say my, does it? Yeah. Wow, it does. Um- Does it? You’re saying it does smell like my vagina? But you don’t know about this one. This is like, this, is this a singing vagina? No, kind of run your, run your finger up and down that. It’s a , it’s a yodeling sausage. Yodeling pickle! Put that in a candle. That’s a good combo. Shut up! So, we’ve kept this around for years and years. All right. Close your eyes. Last try. I’m showing it. I’m gonna put it. Oh, I got this. Hm, okay. You ready? Yeah, I’m ready. It’s in my little pocket. Hold, hold on. Just I can almost see it. Push it down a little bit more. You can almost see it? Is it a toy? I wouldn’t call it a toy. Oh, you know what? Before, you know Chase just came over, and got into my line of sight and he pointed at his heart. Oh, you talking about that? And I thought he, what he meant was, hey this, this means a lot to me. Don’t screw this up. We got a cool pin. But he really just meant, talk about this pin. Look at that. It’s the wheel of mythicality. Look at that. It actually spins, double layer enamel pin. Get you one at mythical.com. It’s a fun little pin to have around. It’s interactive, people that love you and know you and have your consent can come up and touch your pin on your body and spin it. Yep. Okay. Did you get a peek of it? Is it a toy? No. Well, I don’t think it’s a toy. Would you put it on a key chain if you were a fun, a funky person? Yeah, I think you would. But it, it, it’s not made for that. But if you’re a funky person. If you, if you could get a ring through it, which you can’t, then you would. It’s not a tool, it’s not a toy? Could I find it at Walmart? Mm, I don’t know where you would find this, but some sort of shop. Is it associated with magic? Nope. Is it associated with a hobby? Yes. Is it something that people collect? No. So the hobby is not collecting? No. Is the hobby a physical act? Yes. You might go to a park and see a group of people doing it and you would approach them from a distance. You’d be like, What are those people doing? And when you got about 17 to 18 feet away you could realize what they were doing and then you would slowly turn around and walk away. Yeah. And they- Yeah, that’s how it usually works. They’re doing it with their mouths. They’re doing it with their mouths these days? I think they’ve always done it with their mouths. Yeah, it’s a problem. It can get sloppy. Younger and younger. It gets sloppy, on the tip. It’s not hacky sack? No sir, no sir. It’s not hacky sack. They’re doing it with their mouths. It’s not a vape. Nope. It’s not the vaping club at the park. What kind of show is this man? Hey, listen, we know because of the, the surgeon general almost at the Attorney General. That’s right. But the surgeon general, he, he came here and told us that vaping was bad and that’s when we stopped. We weren’t already vaping. It was a joke. We’re not vapers. Man, its got, is it a key to a chest? No. That was actually an easy question, I don’t why it took me so long to answer it. I know. So, it’s associated with a hobby and people put it in their mouths, but it’s not a flute. Look at this- What? Is it a flute? No. He’s close. I think I’m gonna start hosting this show like this. I kinda like this pose. Is it a whistle? Can you whistle through it? Well it’s, I think it’s in the whistle family, but no, no. If people who put it in their mouth, would they be sucking in or blowing? Blowing. Licking and blowing. They’d be licking and blowing? Licking and blowing. Lick first, blow second. Are they licking to make this, when you blow it, they make it make a noise. Yes. Of the honking variety. Lick, blow it, honk it. It’s not a kazoo. It’s longer than a kazoo, Rhett. Well, where where does it end? It’s that long. Is it a Ocarina? This is a representation of it. Oh. Kinda like if I had a flute in my pocket. That feels like maybe it could be a tenor sax. Mmm, no you’re, nope. Well, maybe it would be a clarinet. I’ll let you reach in the- Why do I have to reach into it? It’s a mini clarinet. Look at that. I want you to have that, so I can start calling you clari-Rhett. It’s time to spend the wheel of mythicality.. pin! Get yours at mythical.com.