Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let’s debate some extreme heat. Okay, okay, okay! Oh, bless you son. Bless you. Bless you, Child. I’ve found that if you just say, “Okay, okay, okay.” When you sneeze, people don’t notice that you sneezed as much. I did not notice. How’s that, how’s that working? I didn’t notice. How’s that working? I just wanted to Okay. Okay, okay. Okay. It’s a great way to get out of anything that people are asking you to do. We’re gonna play, “What’s The Word?” This is when we try to tell you what the definition of a word is. This is “accubation,” accubation. So this is the act of accue-ing. This is the act of getting something right. Boy. Alright. That was some accubation on that test, because “accurate” and he was “bation.” He did it. Being right, again and again and again and again. and again and again and again. Yeah, accubation, accubation, accubation. The action or state of leaning backwards. Especially at a table for meals. You cannot accubate at my table because the way that my chairs are, Oh, I thought it was a rule. Those things, those things will tip you over backwards and the chair might break. There’s no accubation at your table. Hmm. And I’m not This is a no accubation station. I’m gonna throw our wives under the bus on this one. They worked together to like, redesign our dining room and, Well, it’s beautiful. I don’t know how functional it is. It’s beautiful. But something about those chairs, man. If you lean back, you could die. I don’t think my wife believes in accubation. Apparently not. You can’t lean back. I’ve never seen that woman lean back. She’s always leaning into life. Leaning into life? That’s great. She’s leaning into life. Pickle ball. So pickle ball. I’ve never seen it played. Lemme accubate while you talk about pickle ball. Lando has gotten into tennis and, It’s a weird time to get into tennis. The thing that I’ve noticed about tennis courts, ’cause I’ve had to find where all the tennis courts are so that he can practice, is they all have these like, very angry signs. That say “Absolutely no pickle ball allowed.” I guess they’re taking over the tennis courts, right? What do you think a pickle ball match does to a tennis court? Is it like it does something to the paint or something? I know, does it do something to it? I think it just makes it where the less popular tennis players can’t actually play. Makes it louder. It is loud. From my experience. I’ve heard people in the New York City area get really upset about all the pickle ball that’s being played in the city. Wow. Tennis, all you hear is like, those grunting noises, you know? Like Monica Seles? Little more guttural. More old people. Old man grunting. No, like, You’re like, every time you like, Yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah. Could be a lot of things. But pickle ball’s just like, there’s no grunting. There’s just a lot of talking. Have you played it? No. But you’ve seen it. I’ve heard it. Just heard it, okay. Heard a lot of it. Are you hot for some Will It, Would it, Would you rather? Yes. Would you radders? I’m so hot for it. Like this one. We’re gonna start off on a very mature note, would you rather pee out hot chocolate or poop out hot coals? Well, I don’t wanna pee hot chocolate. I mean, hot chocolate is a temperature that you can kind of deal with a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. And you can also do something with it. I mean, a hot coal, I think, would sear it shut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well I think the implication is that, You wouldn’t feel it? The body part is okay. It’s like those lizards that can shoot really hot stuff out of their mouths or whatever, you know? Or walk on the desert. The beetles that can, the Bombardier beetle or whatever it is, you know. But what could you do with, I’m not a train conductor. I don’t need, I don’t need to put hot coals into an engine, or anything. Maybe if this was the 1800’s that would be a useful skill. You become the fuel for your own train. Yeah. Thomas The Tank Engine. I mean, having peed out chocolate on this show, Yeah. It was thrilling. Gotta go, It wasn’t that hot, though. Gotta pee out the hotness. Pee hot chocolate, easy. I mean, when pee comes out, is it 98.6? Pretty hot. It immediately begins cooling, though. Of course it does. Just going through the air cools it down a lot. Okay, so you’re saying, Hot chocolate, The result of peeing out hot chocolate is that, you have hot chocolate and so therefore you’d like to do it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it’s fun to do. ‘Cause then you just have hot coals when you poop ’em out and like, what do you need, yeah. And how hot is hot chocolate? Is it hotter than 98 degrees? That’s a great question. Probably, it could be maybe 120, but, Oh, oh. It’s definitely hotter than 90 degrees. Think about it, 98 degrees is like, a hot tub that’s not as hot as you want it to be. So hot chocolate is, I said 120, but, I don’t, I don’t know. That’s a great question. Hot chocolate, let’s see. How hot should hot chocolate be? How hot is hot coffee? 132? When I make French press coffee, I heat the water to 190. Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. Yeah. Right. ‘Cause you almost boil the water. So you’re doubling the heat of your pee, And when it steeps, it comes down to like 160 when you drink it? Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. So this is hot pee. This is the hottest pee anybody’s ever had, this hot chocolate pee, that we’re doing because we chose it. We’re definitely doing it. Well, it might be tepid hot chocolate. Did you consider them marshmallows? Yeah. Oh, here comes another marshmallow. Two at a time. They’re like kidney stones. Sounds like pickle ball. Two hottest cities in America are Phoenix, Arizona and Las Vegas. If you had to live in one of those cities for the rest of your life and you could never, ever leave the city limits, oof. Which would you choose? Phoenix is, I’ve never been to Phoenix, I’ve been in Phoenix recently. When I say recently, I mean last year on, well, yeah, maybe a year and a half ago. What’d you do then? The cross country trip that Lock and I took from North Carolina to California. Yeah? Last evening was in Phoenix. And Phoenix was very, it was, oh it was hot. I mean it, well, it was December, but it was still like people were in shorts. It’s a cool city. Lots of people moving there. Vegas, everybody has an opinion about Vegas and living there I think is a, Yeah, I, There’s a little bit of a non-starter for me. Yeah, I think there’s some, there’s some beauty around Phoenix. I mean, there’s beauty around Vegas too, but, You have a popsicle, a red popsicle drip right in the middle of your forehead. I didn’t know if that was just like, a mole I hadn’t, a freckle I hadn’t ever seen, so I was hesitant to say something. I mean, he’s so close to me that I didn’t even see it until right now. Just the light hit it. Yeah, ’cause it hit me right in the forehead? There you go, look at that. I don’t want it look like you’re trying to make a new, like, a religious statement. Now, I don’t think Phoenix could include Scottsdale. I think you have to What about Surprise? You gotta stick right into Phoenix. Okay, but I was in downtown Phoenix. It can include Surprise. Their like, Arts District or something. And I was like, this is cool. Now, I will say, the latest projections. Somebody Google funnest things to do in Phoenix. The impact of climate change on both of these cities, it is going to become a hell scape over the next 20, 30 years. I just think that it’s gonna be so, so tough to live in these places. It’s getting hotter and hotter and hotter. You know, if you believe in that. A lot of fun things to do in Vegas though. So is there, what’s the funnest thing to do in Phoenix, according to the internet? Phoenix has like, The zoo? A cool scene. Good Lord, that is a hot zoo. The science center, oh, botanical garden. During the pandemic, I, It’s gonna be too hot for all that. Safely drove to Phoenix, ’cause I did not want to get on a plane, to meet my parents who came out to Phoenix. And that is how we saw each other during the pandemic. They went to like, a pool resort? No, we rented an Airbnb. Okay. And, My dad went to a pool resort in Phoenix. But go ahead. Well, I’ve lost the line. I’ve lost the train of thought. Oh, the botanical garden. Oh, you do not, I mean, nothing is that pretty, to stand out in the heat to look at it, I will just tell you. Okay. Well let me put things into perspective for you guys. You need a fan? You need a fanny pack fan? Yeah. I’m gonna give you guys the seven day forecast for Phoenix, starting today. Okay? And it really doesn’t matter what time of year it is. Today at 3:00 PM it’ll be 112, tomorrow it’ll be 114, then one-seventeen, then one-eighteen. I’m saying. It’ll be 118 degrees, four days from now. Ouch. My father also told me a story How low does it get? Of when he Ninety. went to Las Vegas, and the soles of his sneakers melted and he had to get new shoes, because the soles melted off his sneakers. I mean, that’s almost uninhabitable. If you don’t have air conditioning, Talk about it later. That’s hotter than Vegas right now. Vegas will be, on the same day, will be one-sixteen. So I’m going to Vegas. Two degrees. Two degrees warmer, cooler. And how low does it get in Vegas? 86. It’s gotta be illegal not to have, if you’re renting a space, you have to have AC I’m sure. So ridiculous, and it’s only getting worse and worse and worse. So we’ve chosen Phoenix but then he changed his answer to Vegas. It’s gonna be, I mean it’s 91 right here in Burbank today. I mean, you have to think about the indoor activity potential I suppose, because you can’t, All the shows, Well I’ll tell you this, in Phoenix the baseball stadium has a open top, but it’s all air conditioned. Energy wasting. That doesn’t seem wasteful at all. But, it was cold when we went there, because you can’t not have AC in the stadium. Well, hot air rises, so maybe the cold air stays in there. Sure. Like it gets trapped. There you go, that’s the spirit. It doesn’t get out. Would you rather film every episode of GMM in a sauna, or, You mean in Phoenix? Huh. Do the Carolina Reaper taste test once a month. Once a month, every episode in a sauna. Well, I mean, how warm is the sauna going to be? I love a sauna, I’ve got a pretty high tolerance for it, but. You can get good at it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For I’m 30 minutes. I’m like a 195, two hundred degree man at this point. Dang. What? it says the average is 150 to one seventy-five. Yeah, well that’s if you don’t know what’s up. If you want to get all, if you want to get some like, Norwegian on people, you know what I’m saying? I’m trying to get Viking level over here. Okay. Viking level sauna temps. Do you take a shower after that, or do you just jump in your pool and call that your shower? Well, I do take a shower. I do it at night and I get in the pool afterwards, because I don’t wanna go in the house with sweat all over me. But then I take a shower that morning. So you use your pool. So you use your pool as a bath and then you get into bed. Yeah, my pool is my sweat shower. There’s a lot of my sweat in my pool. If you ever come over, you can think about that. It filters it. I don’t know that I’ve ever swam in your pool. I’ve been in your hot tub. Maybe I’ve been in your pool, but I won’t anymore. I mean it filters that stuff out. I mean, there’s worse things in your pool, I’m sure, than your own sweat. What is sweat anyway? It’s just water and salt. Just more water. It’s just people water. Yeah, it’s people water. But, wait until the next question I have for you. People water. But, before we get to the next question, I mean, practically speaking, I think that if we’re thinking about the performance of the show, I think a monthly Carolina Reaper challenge is gonna be much better for the audience, because the rest of the show is the same. We should, we should think about that. You don’t want to see two really, really sweaty guys every single time. And we’d be really low energy. We’d be like, oh, I can’t move too much. Can’t talk too much. I think we would get, if we did the Carolina Reaper every single month, I kinda feel like that after the fans anyway, We would, our tolerance would go up. It’d be like nothing to us after a year. Hmm. On a monthly basis, our tolerance would still go up? Well we’d probably end up being like, Hey man we have to do something off camera to get our tolerance to go up. ‘Cause this is getting, Oh gosh! This is getting crazy. We’d have to do even more? It’d probably be a weekly thing for us and a monthly thing for them. Yeah, maybe there’s a way to grease the skids and get everything in line. I think I’m choosing Phoenix. You know what? I care about this show. I guess I’m gonna go with the Carolina Reaper. Hmm, man. The cameras wouldn’t do well inside the sauna, either. Just ask Morgan. Yeah. Yeah. Would you rather, We gotta make a good show. Only be able to shower with the sweat of strangers, People water! Wow. Stevie, Or, I know what you were saying now! Only be able to shower once a month? With the sweat of strangers? Yeah. I think I’m going with a once a month shower. Because that’s worse than not taking a shower, because then you, You could shower once a month in conjunction with the Carolina Reaper taste test. I could totally just shower once a month. ‘Cause, well if you showered in other people’s sweat, like we said, it is just people water. And then you could still use soap, and, I think you could get away with a monthly shower if you had It would not smell good. The right other products. You’d smell so bad, even with the, Well I think after two weeks maybe, 10 days to two weeks, I think you just enter a homeostasis and you’re just, you just stink. Can I still wash my face? Can I still wash? I don’t make the rules, Stevie, can he wash his face? Well, Can I use, That’s an interesting, it’s an interesting loop hole. Can I use a rag That you’ve brought to the table. Can I rag wash myself? Well, these are only, yeah, these are only showering opportunities. It says nothing about your face wash. And it doesn’t say anything about swimming in rivers. It doesn’t say anything about swimming in rivers. Jumping in Rhett’s pool. Yeah. You’ve you’ve beat this one. River swim, Swim a lot. Let’s give one point to Rhett and Link, please. This one is, Would you rather instantly develop large, sweaty pit stains when you lie, or come down with a mild fever on every federal holiday? I don’t, this one. A mild fever? Do I have to tell anybody? Are there any other symptoms? A mild fever on every holiday. I think I’m going with holiday fevers. I actually think I might prefer it, to nothing. I think if you just gave me that, would you rather be exactly the same or have holiday fevers? I’m choosing holiday fevers, as long as they’re mild. They burn stuff off, you know? But you’d feel bad on every holiday, which is sad. Yeah. But you got day off. It’s mild. You might not know, you know? I think when you have a mild fever, you don’t feel your best. So it’s like you wouldn’t, Body’s working too hard. You wouldn’t look forward to holidays. Does that take the temperature of the hot chocolate pee slightly up on those days as well? And everybody’s happy about that. Your customers will be happy about that. And sweaty pits when you lie, you just learn not to lie. He’s got a fever today. We should go, we should go. He’s got a fever today. Like, having, I think I wanna have sweaty pits when I lie, because I want to have even more reason to not lie ever, in any form. And I think that would be, I don’t know. I might not be a likable person. Okay. But I think it might be freeing. I haven’t seen the movie “Liar Liar,” didn’t they explore it? What happened with him, was he miserable? Did he lose all of his friends, cohorts and companions? It goes basically how you would expect it to go. But it’s quite, it’s a lot of fun to watch it happen. It’s a lot of fun to watch it unfold. It’s Jim Carrey at his best. Oh yeah? Yeah. Give us another one. I just don’t know. I’m going with sweaty pits. I’d like to bring this back to the start and with this one, would you rather take a shot of boiling hot coffee or, have a boiling hot coffee enema? Have it in your mouth or what? I always get confused about an enema. If that’s in the pee hole or the butt hole. A catheter is in the pee hole. Catheter is the pee hole. I hate to say this, but I think I gotta choose the mouth just from a medical standpoint. But then you can’t taste anything. It’s gonna burn all your buds. Well, your mouth, it heals faster than anything, but your anus, man. You don’t want, you don’t, you just don’t want to. It’s just once, right? You don’t wanna boil the inside of your butt hole. I mean, you definitely gonna go have to see somebody. I mean, you gotta go to the doctor on both accounts, but if you go to the doctor after a boiling coffee enema, they’re gonna be like, first of all, how did this happen? And then they’re gonna be like, we might have to do surgery. But if it burns your face or your mouth, they’re gonna be like, okay, you’re gonna be uncomfortable for a few days, but it’ll heal quickly because that’s what happens with mouth skin. Okay. You know? So I think we’re going with hot coffee here. Okay, alright. You know, because we gotta choose. We really do. Alright, we’re going, we’re taking it in the mouth. We got some new merch coming your way! Check out the GMM rainforest tee and the Mythical embroidered sweat shorts. Available now, at mythical.com.