[Link] Welcome to Good Mythical More. – [Link] We got Mythical crew members – [Link] Mikayla, Chase and Emily. – [Link] To search their text history for the words – [Link] “sweat”, “drink” – [Link] drink? – [Rhett] Drinking. – [Link] Drinking and ass. – [Link] And of course, there were results. – [Rhett] And then we’re going to look at these texts and we’re going to try to guess – [Rhett] whose phone it’s from. – [Rhett] But first, we’re going to donate $1,000 to – [Rhett] Reading is Fundamental to aid in their mission, – [Rhett] to inspire a passion for reading among all children – [Rhett] and engage communities in the solutions – [Rhett] to give every child the fundamentals for success. – [Rhett] Please join us in giving at RIF.org – [Rhett] Donate RIF.org/Donate – [Rhett] Come on in, crew. – [Link] Come on in. – [Mikayla] Hello – [Link] Oh, I caught a fish. – [Chase] That’s a double snack. – [Link] Oh. I caught a big old goldfish. – [Link] Mikayla. – [Rhett] Hey, y’all – [Link] Don’t be grossed out. Don’t be grossed out by that. – [Mikayla] I am a little bit – [Mikayla] It’s a little uncomfy. – [Emily] There was some spit particles that went. – [Mikayla] Yeah. – [Rhett] Those are fish pieces. – [Emily] Okay. – [Link] Who here likes to fish? – [Emily] I like to. I had a Snoopy fishing pole. – [Link] Yeah, Yeah, yeah. – [Link] Kind of like a beginner one? – [Emily] Yeah, that’s the one I had. – [Link] I’ve seen the Tweety Bird version. – [Link] I’ve seen the Snoopy version. – [Chase] Try fly fishing. – [Emily] Oh, God. – [Link] You tried fly fishing? – [Chase] No, I want you to do that. – [Emily] Nobody’s chipping a tooth. – [Mikayla] Oh, my God. – [Link] He told me – [Rhett] He told me to hit you in the forehead. – [Rhett] You better be glad it hit me right in the forehead. And not – [Emily] in the eye. – [Link] I really didn’t think it was going to hit you at all. – [Rhett] You’re going to have to let me whip you back. – [Rhett] You’re going to have to let me whip you back. – [Link] I’m going to feed you again. – [Link] And you’re going to be happy and forget all about it. – [Link] You all had to search through your text threads – [Link] for the words – [Mikayla] I got a crumb. – [Link] For the words drinking – [Rhett] I don’t think that’s gonna leave a mark. – [Emily] Let’s see. – [Link] It won’t leave a mark. – [Rhett] I mean, I’ve been exfoliating quite a bit. – [Link] Sweat, drinking, sweat, and ass. – [Link] How many of y’all were drinking sweat – [Link] and who was drinking ass? – [Rhett] Well hold on, we’re gonna find out. – [Chase] It’s spoiling the game. – [Rhett] This first one is drinking, and there’s two texts – [Rhett] that we must match with two of them. – [Rhett] So this is a two threads. – [Rhett] First one is, someone texts one of them – [Rhett] “Drinks?” The reply is, – [Rhett] “if you want to drive me home after I put my bike in the trunk. – [Rhett] Hell yeah. – [Rhett] I’m thinking you probably don’t want to do that. Ha, ha. – [Rhett] Oh, we can do that. – [Rhett] Sorry, got distracted by a worker’s comp injury. – [Rhett] Hooray! – [Rhett] Hooray for worker’s comp? – [Rhett] For the drinking. – [Rhett] Worker’s comp is fun too, though.” – [Link] Wow. Someone’s got fun friends to have weird interactions with. – [Emily] It sounds like two people I’ve dated recently. – [Chase] On either side of the thread? – [Emily] People who are like, – [Emily] Can I put my bike in your apartment? It’s like. – [Emily] You’re 42. – [Link] If this is you, ((Laughing)) – [Link] But if this is you, you would be the person with the bike. – [Emily] I know, but I’m switching it. – [Rhett] I think it’s Chase. Chase has got a bike – [Rhett] that goes in the trunk sometimes – [Emily] You do. Is it that one that I saw you on? – [Emily] The little motorized one? – [Chase] Yeah. – [Link] You have a motorized bike? – [Chase] It’s got, like, the electric assist. – [Chase] To help me get. – [Emily] Chase is not who I was talking about. – [Chase] I’ll get super sweaty. – [Rhett] Yeah. You don’t want to come into work sweaty – [Chase] I feel uncomfortable coming in here and, like using the shower. – [Emily] Can we talk about it? – [Chase] Like not for – [Rhett] Yeah, let’s talk about it – [Emily] I don’t. I haven’t used it because I come in. – [Emily] I’ll jog from the train. On the – [Link] Okay? – [Emily] And then I’ll just be here sweating. – [Rhett] It’s available, I mean, it’s available. – [Rhett] Anyone can use the shower. – [Emily] There’s Galoshes in there, and I’m like, – [Emily] something ain’t right. – [Mikayla] Something happens in here. – [Rhett] I’ve washed a lot of things off of my body in that shower. – [Emily] I think that’s what it is. – [Rhett] That’s probably still – [Link] That’s also where we keep our Galoshes. – [Emily] What is the Galoshes? – [Link] You don’t want to be barefoot in that shower. – [Emily] Well, I would never. – [Emily] I have shower shoes. – [Link] So, you run in shower shoes? – [Emily] No, I keep a lot of things here. – [Mikayla] Have you not seen her giant backpack too? – [Emily] I always have a giant backpack, but in the writer’s room, – [Emily] there’s cabinets and it’s just pretty much, – [Emily] a second apartment. – [Link] You got shower shoes. – [Emily] I got shower shoes. I got running shoes. – [Emily] I’ve got a towel. I got all that stuff. – [Rhett] Well, you’ve got everything, you’re ready for the shower. – [Emily] But I go to a gym that’s not far, so I just go shower there. – [Rhett] Well, here’s a second one. – [Rhett] This is a just one sided. – [Rhett] This is just a text from one of you to someone else – [Rhett] who said something that we can’t see and it is simply, – [Rhett] “I got to stop drinking because I’m too nice when I’m drunk. – [Rhett] I have a brand to maintain.” – [Link] That’s right, Mikayla. – [Rhett] This feels like, Mikayla. – [Link] Know your brand. You are a meany. – [Link] You said it yourself, cause that’s you. – [Mikayla] I think I’m a nice person. I just don’t want to get too. – [Mikayla] Okay. I have a drinking alter ego. – [Mikayla] Her name is Michelle and I think she’s, like, evil – [Mikayla] because she’s so nice. Like, she, like, makes friends. – [Rhett] So we were right. – [Link] Yeah, I think we’re right about both these – [Link] because you you run, you don’t have a bike. – [Emily] You don’t know. – [Link] Keep going. Michelle, what? – [Mikayla] Just Michelle. – [Rhett] Too nice, In what way? – [Rhett] Like lets people say whatever they want? – [Rhett] Like, what do you mean too nice? – [Link] Are we talking flirtatious? – [Rhett] Like somebody could come up and start talking to you – [Rhett] and you don’t want them to be there – [Rhett] and you’re too nice and you won’t tell them to go away? – [Mikayla] Like, super flirty or just like, – [Mikayla] I want to be best friends with you. – [Mikayla] And then, like, I’ll get a text from them in the morning – [Mikayla] and I’ll be like, ugh – [Rhett] How did I send that? How did I send that message? – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah. – [Matt] Wait, what? – [Mikayla] What do you mean? – [Link] Mikayla is nice to people – [Mikayla] Too nice. – [Emily] New friends, I guess. – [Link] And then they assume that she meant – [Link] that she wanted to be their friends. – [Link] And the next day – [Emily] You realize – [Rhett] Yeah. Can’t wait to hang again. – [Link] Mikayla doesn’t like friends in real. – [Rhett] Right, right, right. – [Link] Sober life. Is what we’ve learned. – [Stevie] Let me explain Matt’s joke. ((Laughing)) – [Link] Oh, Matt had a joke? – [Stevie] So, he understood – [Link] No, I wasn’t – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. He understood. – [Stevie] When he said, “What?” he wasn’t saying – [Stevie] Link, can you explain to me what just occurred? – [Stevie] Cause he understood. – [Rhett] It didn’t require an explanation? – [Stevie] No, no. He was saying that he was one of the people – [Stevie] that Mikayla had texted after drinking or he had texted you. – [Rhett] There’s a few layers to it, but I really like it now. – [Matt] That’s the best kind of joke. – [Mikayla] It’s time, you know. – [Link] But, Carney, let me explain to Stevie – [Link] that I completely understood your joke. – [Link] But my joke was to not understand your joke. – [Rhett] Yeah, that’s his joke alot. – [Link] And insult you by explaining. – [Rhett] It’s usually a joke, y’all. – [Matt] The truth is, no one asks me to go drinking with them. – [Emily] You’re our boss. – [Link] Wow. These are really good for some reason. – [Rhett] Yeah, because they’re big. – [Rhett] They’re big. – [Link] So we’re locked in, are we right? – [Chase] Yeah, you’re right. – [Link] Yeah, we’re right. – [Mikayla] I can’t ride a bike. – [Emily] We didn’t even read mine. – [Chase] The workers comp, remember when you guys, one of you – [Link] You don’t have one – [Emily] Oh – [Rhett] Oh, yes. – [Chase] Do you remember that when it happened, – [Chase] I don’t know if we ever told this, – [Chase] but like the person who picked up the cactuses – [Chase] also doesn’t work here any more for that – [Chase] “What Am I Swimming In?” – [Chase] And they had to slam on the brakes and they went like that. – [Chase] And a bunch of cactuses – [Emily] No! – [Rhett] But they were taken care of because we have a great policy. – [Chase] You do have a great workers comp policy. – [Link] Never stop short with a cactus. – [Chase] But then afterwards we went drinking. – [Rhett] To drink away the pain. – [Link] Then you got her fired? – [Link] What happened? – [Chase] She left of her own accord. – [Rhett] She left in an Accord. – [Link] Maybe we’ll go with sweaty ass on this one. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Rhett] This one is sweat and all y’all got one. – [Rhett] I mean, Link, why don’t you do the honors? – [Link] Oh, thank you. – [Link] “How’s it going? Fine, you? – [Link] This episode I’m producing this morning is making me sweaty, – [Link] but I’m okay.” – [Link] That’s the first one. – [Link] “A dude walked up to me at the gym lockers and said, – [Link] Is all of that sweat? I was like, Yeah. – [Link] And he said, Wow, I’ve never sweat like that before. – [Link] Like WTF? What the f? – [Link] Why would he say that?” – [Link] Why would he say that, Emily? – [Rhett] Yeah. – [Rhett] Yeah. – [Link] You talk about being sweaty – [Rhett] For now, I’m just going to put the sweaty here and – [Link] And finally. No response. – [Link] This is just one side of a text thread. – [Link] “I felt bad for the artist because it was well over 100 degrees – [Link] all weekend and they still had to perform. – [Link] That was the first time in my life I actually saw – [Link] K-Pop singer sweat and felt bad for the artist” – [Rhett] Chase is sweating and producing. You know? – [Link] I know that Mikayla is going to Coachella. – [Rhett] Yeah, and Mikayla likes the festivals and she’s worried about artists. – [Chase] Always. Always worried about artists. – [Link] And Chase your M.O. is just – [Link] deflecting your own needs. – [Link] I’m doing okay. – [Chase] I use my work computer for Zoom therapy. – [Chase] Do you know what? – [Chase] Because that’s very accurate. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, yeah. – [Emily] Hey, you said you need to get a bike in a trunk, – [Emily] and you did that. – [Link] Yeah, that was good. – [Chase] Thank you. Yeah. Sometimes I stand up for myself. – [Link] Protect Chase at all costs, that’s our policy. – [Rhett] But we are right about that, right? – [Chase] Yes. You’re absolutely correct about this. – [Link] And you talk about your sweatiness – [Emily] Yeah. I’m surprised they didn’t use the photo – [Emily] because the photo was pretty bad. – [Rhett] There’s a photo? – [Link] What was it that was seen on your person? – [Emily] I was just drenched like my, I have like – [Emily] I know I haven’t worked out good – [Emily] unless I have like a full ring of sweat going on. – [Rhett] And the guy said, is that all sweat? – [Emily] Yeah, and I was like, – [Rhett] What else would it be? – [Emily] I don’t know. Maybe I just like, – [Emily] put water all over my face or something like that? – [Link] But you tripped into a water fountain? – [Emily] Yeah, I don’t know. – [Emily] But it was like I’d just gotten off the treadmill, and he was like, wow. – [Rhett] Did it seem flirty or did it seem genuinely inquisitive? – [Emily] I think that’s how I feel most of the time men talk to me. – [Rhett] Like, yeah? – [Emily] What is it? – [Emily] What is this? – [Emily] Are you flirting or you just don’t know boundaries? – [Rhett] Have you seen, like, there’s a TikTok trend of like – [Link] Oh my gosh, Emily. – [Stevie] I was just gonna say. – [Link] Is all of that sweat? – [Emily] Yeah. – [Chase] I love you accompanied this in your text. – [Chase] That’s great. – [Emily] And I was also, I sent that someone I was dating. – [Link] So it looks like a pattern of the shirt. – [Rhett] Yeah. Yeah. Is that the pattern of the shirt – [Rhett] or is that all sweat? – [Emily] That is the pattern of the shirt. – [Emily] I even had my shoulders were sweat how did that even? – [Link] So, it’s not all sweat. – [Emily] No it is. – [Link] It’s the pattern of the shirt. – [Emily] But no I think he was definitely referring – [Rhett] But you were I mean, you’re just working hard. I mean – [Emily] Yeah. – [Rhett] So, Stevie, you know about this trend. – [Rhett] When women in public and a dude I mean, – [Rhett] apparently this happens all the time with women. – [Rhett] I mean as is evidenced by this trend – [Rhett] is that women are just in public by themselves. – [Rhett] Men just come up and start talking to them, – [Rhett] asking them random questions. – [Rhett] And now it’s become a trend where like – [Rhett] you see a guy coming up and you film yourself – [Rhett] and you just have the conversation with him – [Rhett] and you keep the conversation going – [Rhett] to demonstrate how the conversation will go. – [Rhett] And you’re not giving him anything. – [Rhett] It’s just for TikTok. It’s fascinating. – [Stevie] Well, I thought you were going to say – [Stevie] there’s also women who have made a choice – [Stevie] of like a very extreme angle or way to respond – [Stevie] in these situations. So like – [Rhett] And it doesn’t slow them down? – [Stevie] Well, yeah, exactly. So the one I saw was – [Stevie] this one who was walking and some guy pulled up – [Stevie] in a car and she just has her phone. – [Stevie] You can’t see her face the whole time or his. – [Stevie] But he’s talking to her. And her implication the whole time – [Stevie] is that she’s single because she just murdered her boyfriend – [Stevie] and it’s all under investigation – [Stevie] and he’s continue, and she plays it for real – [Stevie] and he continues to talk to her the whole time. – [Link] So being a woman in public is like being a celebrity? – [Link] You just have strangers come up and talk to you? – [Rhett] Yes. – [Emily] It is true. It’s like you can keep trying to say stuff – [Emily] like, I have a boyfriend or, you know, and they just won’t. – [Emily] They’ll be like, Cool, I bet he sucks. And you’re like, – [Emily] Oh my God, there’s a response for everything, – [Emily] but most of the time it’s fine. – [Emily] That guy went away. I just kind of went, yeah. – [Rhett] Once you confirmed it was all sweat, he was like, okay, cool. – [Emily] I think you just say, I’m almost 40, and they’ll go, right away. – [Link] But if it’s somebody, – [Link] But I mean, and there’s never been like – [Link] a positive outcome from from this outgoingness? – [Emily] Oh no, there’s positive outcomes. – [Emily] It’s just don’t ask me about my body functions, that’s weird. – [Emily] And then the red hair thing, you know, I asked for this, – [Emily] I guess because this is fake, but like – [Emily] every time someone goes hey, is that real? – [Emily] And then you’re like, I know you want to do the drapes joke. – [Link] Do it. – [Emily] But you can’t, so I know what you’re doing in here, but you can’t. – [Rhett] You don’t even ask it. – [Emily] No, don’t do it. – [Link] I don’t know if it’s all in here, though. – [Emily] It’s in the eyes. Yeah. – [Emily] What do you mean? – [Emily] Oh! Maybe, I don’t understand. – [Link] Let’s get to the ass – [Rhett] And finally, ass. – [Stevie] Wait. – [Rhett] Oh, before that. – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Link] Oh, check out our sweatshirt. This is pretty cool. – [Link] It’s got the terrifying tape stack sweatshirt. – [Link] Read them. Out loud. – [Rhett] A Nightmare on Rhett’s Chin, – [Rhett] The Babalink. – [Rhett] Will it? – [Rhett] I Know What You Did Last Good Mythical Summer – [Rhett] Creature From the Mythical Kitchen. – [Rhett] Cotton CandyMan – [Rhett] Frankenstevie – [Rhett] and the Texas Chasesaw Massacre. – [Rhett] Don’t get too excited. He’s on the bottom of the stack. – [Rhett] Come on, now. – [Emily] I’m surprised it’s not a John Wayne Chasesaw Massacre. – [Stevie] We went back and forth. – [Emily] Oh, you did? – [Stevie] But I mean, this was a more straightforward. – [Rhett] It’s pretty cool. – [Rhett] As a horror fan and as a fan of Mythical, you know, – [Rhett] I’m a fan of Mythical. I’m a big fan of this sweatshirt – [Link] Mythical.com – [Link] Get yourself one. Wear it every year when it gets spooky. – [Mikayla] I’m a fan of VHS tapes. – [Emily] Oh, yeah. – [Link] Yeah. That’s cool, too. – [Emily] It’s like, I didn’t know you were a horror fan. – [Emily] It’s hard to find people to go see scary movies with – [Emily] I know KG likes them. Mikayla likes them. Do you like them? – [Emily] Oh, cool. Then we should all be, let’s go see Exorcist. – [Rhett] Oh, hey, I really want to see it. – [Emily] Yeah, yeah. – [Link] I was going to look up my own to see if drinking was in my – [Rhett] Well, okay, let’s do this one first and I’m going to look up ass – [Link] “I’m not drinking. – [Link] Does anyone want to do any day drinking right now? – [Link] Am I the only one who wants to be outside under a patio drinking?” – [Stevie] Is this you asking people? – [Link] These are all friends of mine. – [Stevie] Oh. – [Link] “I’m not drinking.” Who was that? – [Link] That was Christy. Oh, that’s boring. – [Rhett] Okay – [Link] I’ll go to ass next. – [Rhett] I went to ass and it was – [Rhett] “Assuming you’re feeling fine today, Link?” – [Link] What? Oh, assuming – [Link] Oh, just a few days ago. “I love your” – [Emily] Oh, my, God. Is he gonna cry? – [Link] I literally. – [Link] This is to Christy, “I love you. I miss you. So get your ass home.” – [Emily] Aww – [Link] So, that was a legitimate ass. – [Link] Any other legitimate ass? I don’t think so. – [Rhett] I didn’t find a legitimate ass – [Link] To Jenna? – [Link] Something about? – [Emily] Let’s hear it. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] Assume. “They have to assume I have it – [Link] and that means assuming for the sake of production – [Link] I’m not available to film.” – [Rhett] That’s what mine was about. There’s a lot of assuming going on. – [Link] Yeah. When you’re talking about – [Emily] It makes an ass of you and me. – [Rhett] We thought you had Covid. – [Link] A lot of assuming there too, but yeah – [Link] I had one legitimate ass though. – [Rhett] Yeah. Okay, here’s a legitimate ass. – [Rhett] “And Beyoncé was in there. Like, – [Rhett] if I get my ass beat in front of Beyoncé, – [Rhett] I’m never leaving my house again.” – [Link] Beyoncé was in there? – [Rhett] So somebody got into an altercation – [Rhett] in a place where Beyoncé was. – [Link] I think Mikayla bragged – [Link] about being in the same place as Beyoncé, – [Link] but it was a really, really big place, like a stadium. – [Rhett] But technically, you’re in the same place. – [Link] Yeah. Yeah. – [Rhett] Tell us about it, Mikayla. – [Mikayla] I mean, I’ve been in the same room as Beyoncé five times. – [Rhett] What? – [Mikayla] Yeah. Recently on her birthday. – [Stevie] What do you, like, are you talking stadium? Are you talking – [Mikayla] No, this was actually the night of the Oscars slap. – [Mikayla] So I don’t know. – [Emily] Wait, where? But where was it? – [Link] Where was Beyonce? – [Mikayla] She was there. She was nominated for an Oscar. – [Emily] You were at the Oscars? – [Mikayla] No, no, no, no, no. I was just, this was a text to one of my friends – [Mikayla] and I was like, in this case, – [Mikayla] if I get my ass beat in front of Beyoncé. I’m never leaving my house. – [Chase] You’re referencing the slap? – [Mikayla] I was referencing the slap. – [Chase] This was not one of the five times? – [Mikayla] This was not one of the five times unfortunately. But maybe eventually – [Link] So no drinking ass anywhere in this more? – [Mikayla] No, I don’t think any of us would do that. – [Emily] I don’t know what it means. – [Emily] I think it’s a weird way to call it that. ((Music)) – [Link] You like scary movies? Well, get our – [Link] Terrifying Tape Stack sweatshirt at Mythical.com “