Look at it. Oh, who cares, man? We don’t even care. Yeah, welcome to Good Mythical More. We don’t care. I really don’t want to do this. The wheel is all cockamamie sided? Sideways? Cockamamie sided, yeah. And I’m so relaxed. We’re gonna do TikTok filters, but first we’re gonna boogie down now. [music playing] I’m surprised you were able to get up. I know, man. Ha ha ha. So what are we doing here? We’re doing, um, we’re doing this phone first or that phone first? Oh my god! Why am I screaming? Start recording, though. You gotta start recording now. What, this? It’s a recording, so No, no, no, no, no. Dude. You have to hold it down, bro. Or you had it on photo. I just picked it up, man. They give it to me, I just, they give me things, I pick them up. Oh, my God. Do it. Right, right. See, look at how young and surprised you are. I’m not surprised. You’re trying to not, be as surprised as possible first. I’m trying to undo it. Oh! Even when I close my mouth, it stays open. What is the functionality of this filter? It’s like, it’s for people like me. I don’t like to show a lot of emotion like when somebody’s got a new baby. I’m trying to close my eyes. Or, you know, when there’s some sort of news that I’m supposed to respond to. My wife is really good at that. Like being– Oh, it went. I feel like you need to It’s supposed to be like you’re scared. But I feel like one of you needs to say, to tell like a scary story to the other one or something. There needs to be like a two person interaction situation. Okay, well let’s get back into it. Let’s get back into it. Ten minutes. Put me on it. Put me on it. This and then this. Once upon a time. Don’t be scared yet now. Once upon a time, there was, there was, there was a. Oh, hold on. I’m not recording yet. Here we go. Record. Once upon a time, there was a deer with big scary antlers. And walking through the woods. No! And yep, and he was walking so fast. No! That he. No! He got caught. Why did it end? Well, we’ll figure this out soon enough. Draft, saving it in the drafts. I swear to you, I said ten minutes. Ten minutes. I went here. I went here. I said this. Maybe that one doesn’t go more than ten minutes. Keep going. Record it. And the deer’s antlers got caught in the tree. No. Yep. No. And in the tree. No. It turned into slime. No. Yeah. Uh uh. Yeah. No. Yeah. See, and now if I try to close my eyes, look, the eyes won’t close. Look down. Look down. And I try to close my mouth. My, my eyes are closed. My mouth is closed. But it’s not! It’s a filter, man. My mouth is getting open! Ah! No! Okay. Alright. I’ll go back over here. Oh, that last, that last super scrunchie face you made got you out of the filter. So maybe if you try Oh, you can see it? Yeah, I saw that. Yeah! So maybe– You have a feed to this? Yeah, I do. So, uh, Rhett found a good like, scary positioned down where it didn’t get him. And then, Link, I think you discovered it with your super scrunchy face. Let’s see if we can avoid it. Also, Rhett, you gotta X out of the music if you want it to be, like, 10 minutes. Oh! X out that music. That’s what it was. Yeah. Thank you, Chase. Okay. So I’m gonna go. I’m sitting down. Oh, dear. Two shot. I’m going to. I gotta start recording. That’s my, this is my actual face. It’s not a filter. That’s a filter. That? It’s still a filter! Look at that! Okay, now talk, start telling the story. Once upon a time, there was a scary deer. Oh! Ahhhh! Ahhh! It’s gonna get ya! And that deer was walking through the woods, and the woods were also really scary. Oh yeah! They were so scary! Look, look, look, it takes a second. Look at the delay on me. Look at the delay. It’s because you’re Robert Planting this thing, man. I’ve got the Robert plant filter on. Look, it doesn’t know Oh! It’s like it doesn’t know I’m a person. Once upon a time, that forest was the scariest forest in the wooooooorld! That’s just your real face, man. Let’s go to a different one. I hate that filter. Okay, we’re gonna make me look ugly. Okay. Can you do it over here so I can also see what you’re doing? Have you noticed what I’ve been having to do? Uh, yep. Okay. Go all the way over there to you. Okay, here we go. Oh, God. What is it? Oh, big chin. That makes you feel good, doesn’t it? Oh my goodness! I just got a massage that you would not believe! You would not believe I’m so relaxed! She used her feet! You look like. She used nothing but her feet! You look like the lady from the 101 Dalmatians. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, one hundred and one! Can you believe there’s that many Dalmatians? Oh no, you look like, uh, who’s the lady from the Little Mermaid? Odessa. Ursula. I thought that was your son’s favorite Disney character. I gotta bring my cheeks in. Ugh. I, I look good. I look good today. Oh yeah, I can do anything today because I am a good looking person. What about you? Oh, oh, look at that, look at that side, look at that side. Look how it holds. It holds. See how much it can hold. Keep going, keep turning. Oh, ah, oh, oh, then it lost you. I’ve been warting to a hunt lately. I have a hankering for elk. Look at the little bit of your beard that it doesn’t get in the filter. Yes, it didn’t get this far. It looks like a little I’m having a relaxing day after a hunt. This is made from the pelt of a badger Why am I making the noise? What am I making that face? Oh look, only one of us. Get, get in. Can you get both of us? Can you get both? Nope. Who’s the pretty one? Who’s the pretty one now? Okay. Gotta do it one at a time. All right, we’re going on. We’re moving on. We’re moving on. That was great. We’re moving on. What’s next? Drafts. Okay. This. Alright, you can do it. This, this, this. No, what is that? Tap screen it says. What? What? Is that thing with your beard something that’s actually in real life? The little sprout? Trying to– It’s too low to fit into the, oh. Okay. Who you look like? I mean, you look the most like Jason Momoa you’ve ever looked. Is this like a Disney villain? Do that. I haven’t started recording. It’s a Some Guy. It’s called Some Guy? Yeah. Hey, I’m Some Guy. Yeah. Welcome to the floor. I’m filling in for Rob Lowe. 100 of you. Why are you doing that? Why are you doing that? Well, cause I feel like it’s a little, it’s a little game show host-y. Let me see what I look like. Oh. Is it doing anything to you? Thank you for coming to my house. Did it give you a little mustache? I look the same except I have a mustache. Take your glasses off. I would’ve, I would’ve, I would’ve changed clothes if I knew you’d be here early. What are you doing with your eyebrows in real life? Relax your eyebrows? Yeah, see, there you go. But, please come in, have a, have a scotch. Have a, uh, Marjorie, get, get my friends a scotch. I’m here. Oh. Yes. I think, I think I’m here. We’re going to have a lovely time. Yes, we are. Me, you, and scotch. Yes. Do we have long cigarettes? Long cigarettes? Marjorie, fetch my friend some long cigarettes. How long of a cigarette do you have? The longest we’ve got, Marjorie. Do you have 18 inches? I think I’ve got the 18 incher. I think I’ve got the 18 incher. I think I’ve got the 18 incher. And, what else you got for us? Well, let’s see here. Okay. My face actually hurts, having done that. Because, not only do we, uh, we make the filter do it, but we also do it. Oh. Oh. It’s like. Oh, look at this. Look what it does with the light. As I get dim, and you tap it, Hi. I am an embodiment of the Shroud of Turin. Oh gosh. Don’t do that. Oh, there’s music, so I gotta. Take the music off. Give me a shot at it. Why does it want to do music? Next. Drafts. This. That. That. This. This? He’s doing a lot of this and that over there. Start recording. You’re gonna give it to me? I’m trying to get this music out of here. Discard. Music gone. Now it should go as far as long as you want. Hello. I am the most beautiful man in the world. What happened? It’s grabbing the lit side. I’m so beautiful because I’m perfectly symmetrical. That is the definition of beauty. Oh! So, which, it’s just grabbing different sides. It’s just taking one side of it. I either have a middle part. Get in the light completely. I either have a middle part. And then. Or. I’ll just be on the side over here. Or I have a pompadour. Over here. Oh, and what, where did that, where did that, It’s incredible that one of your sides of your hair does that. I mean this is a, I don’t like this guy. This guy is better. No, I like this guy. Hey! Hey buddy! Hey buddy! Come, no. I’m a little, I have social anxiety. The two different people that you can be. Hey buddy, welcome to my playground! I don’t want, I don’t want to see anybody. I have three fists. It’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Hey, buddy, I’m glad you’re back! Why don’t we play pool? Okay. Uh oh. Uh oh. A little intimacy. Oh, yeah! There you go. Look at yourself. Don’t look at, don’t look at that. Look at yourself. Do that again. Uh oh. Kiss yourself, but look at yourself. There you go. Now, yeah there you go. Now kissy kissy. Now kissy kissy. Oh, I’m sorry. I was just kissing myself. Can I kiss myself? Let me kiss myself. A little bit of that. What? What you’re doing sucks. Let me kiss myself. Can I kiss myself? Uh, I’m cutting that off. Oh, sorry. Hey, buddy! Okay. I’m cutting that off. Oh, next. So now you’re watching what we recorded? Drafts. I’m doing this a lot faster than you would be, trust me. Oh, I’m letting you do it. I’m not saying I want to do it. Uh, let’s see. Make it bigger. Pull it apart. It said use index finger. What? What’s happening? Not just in front of the camera. Like in front of your body? Oh ho ho! Oh, I have a puppet! I’m kissing him. You have a decapitated pug. What is the point? Let him kiss me. Oh, I got two. Oh, look at that. Do I have one, too? You can have as many as you want. Ah ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba! This is stupid. Is this a character that we should know about? No, just 3D pug puppet. Dog. Dog hand. Mm. I don’t like this one. Doesn’t work too well. You got it, you got more? Yeah, we gotta switch phones after you save it. I gotta, I gotta close my robe. I gotta close it. Oh my goodness, who’s gonna close my robe? Okay, drafts? Chase? Chase, come close my robe. Chase, come close my robe for me. I don’t know how to do it. Now make it, make it tuck me in nice and tight. I came out here for nothing. Got it. Got it. Okay, here we go. I don’t know. I, I think I’m gonna go get a foot, foot massage. I don’t know if we have the same features of like saving drafts on like a non mythical account. Hi! Hi! Can you see what’s happening on this one? I’m a cute boy. You’re a cute girl. Let’s make let’s make party noises. Whee! Ha ha! Oh! With the music again! I don’t like this one. Sucks! Drafts. That one sucks. Okay. Do the next. Okay. On to the next! I hope there’s one of those walk on you massages. in our locale. I gotta try that. That is the utmost pressure. Oh, it’s just a photo. Why does it keep resetting itself? Okay, come here. Come here. Oh, is that. Show face. So this is glamorize. Are you ready to go on? Go on what? Stage. You look like you are, buddy. You got it, too. No, I don’t. Yeah, you do. That’s just, that’s my normal look. No, you had it. It’s over, it’s over. You blew it. Sometimes, sometimes the magic happens and sometimes it doesn’t. Yeah, these, uh, we were given a new phone, we were given Chase’s phone and they just don’t work as much. Let’s just find one. The glam pretty didn’t look pretty? It looked pretty, but I mean, you know What’s so funny? We’ve been glammed before. And what is that? I don’t know. I’m just finding something. Now we’re just trying to find something. Now we got it. It’s blurring out all of your hair. Look how much hair is being blurred. Oh my gosh. But your mustache. You are sick, son. What are you doing later? Giving you your medication, dad. Have you noticed my aura? Yeah, Dad. I think that, I think that you’re, you’re starting to cross over. Yeah, well I made the decision to go for it. You know Go for what? The other side? Full, full, full shave. I think you’re dying, Dad. I don’t want to make this, I don’t want to make this about that. Okay. You like a frog? Hi, um, well, I just don’t know what to tell you, you know, it’s um, I’m a sex symbol, what else can I say, you know, it’s uh, people look at me and they just, people lose their breath, yep, see, see him right there, see, he can’t even, he can’t even breathe, look at him, look at how he is, I’m like a cue ball. It’s a winner. It’s a winner Dad you okay, dad. It has similar eyes to our South Carolina guy, but it was with a bow With a butthole with a bald. Oh with a bald with a ball You selling crickets? Yeah, I got how many you want, by the pound. I want a bucket of crickets. I don’t sell buckets. I sell them by the pound. I sell them in 16 ounce styrofoam. But they’re alive, right? Well, most of them. I guarantee 70 percent. Okay. Alright. And what kind of fish are we going to get with that? Bass. Okay. How big of a mouth do you want on that bass? Biggest mouth you got. I got the biggest mouth bass. What? I thought you just had the crickets. Well, I’m saying I’m guaranteeing that. Oh, okay. Do you have any corn? Yeah, I don’t like to fish with corn because it brings up memories that I haven’t really dealt with yet. Okay. Alright. Well, what about earthworms? I don’t fish with worms either. I thought this was, we were having a cricket. Well, I thought you had it all. I got all the crickets. Okay. Alright. And I have an aura. Alright. Yeah. You really have. Oh, oh, there it goes. You, you gotta, you should, you brush the filter off. Not like, yeah, yeah, you start, start with yourself. No, start with you. Yep, start with you and then brush off your hair. I got crickets. How’s that? You’re taking, it’s like you’re taking the wig off. You know what, you know what I got? Crickets. Crickets yourself. Let’s see what I got. How did, how did you do that? Cover your eyes. Get out of here, hair! Ha ha ha! Look at that, it’s a wig! You didn’t know I’ve been wearing a wig this whole time, did you? Yep, see? Put the wig back on. Take the wig off! Ha ha ha! Gotcha! I gotcha! I’m bald! I’m bald! See? Wig. No wig. Ha ha ha! Teeth. No Teeth! Y’all aren’t laughing cause y’all can’t see it, but it’s kinda, it’s funny for us. This is the worst day of my life. I have no control of my bodily fluids. I almost spit in this easy mac. And it’s not cause it’s like good. It’s cause I’m going insane.