Welcome to Good Mythical More. You may not know this about us, but we think that we have the ability to tell when people who work for us, well not when, but how. How they were conceived. And we’re gonna, we’re gonna test that ability that we think we have by bringing actual crew members out to tell us how they were actually conceived. Now. It’s fitting that we’re gonna play the A, B, C, DEFG game. Mm-hmm. And we’re going to, uh, go back and forth with complimenting your friend’s ugly baby, because we’re talking about how like these babies were conceived. All I can think about is how unique your baby looks. Baby. Can I have a minute? Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t worry. He’ll grow into that face. Everybody starts off as a baby. Forget about having another child. Great legs on that baby. Holy hell. I need to take a Pepto. Jesus. No, his name is Jesus. Ah. Oh. Didn’t, didn’t going. I wanna– Bring em in, I wanna, I get these. We wanna get to that conception stories. Let’s bring in the first. So all we need, the first is a, uh, birthday of the month. Okay. Okay. Okay. That’s all we need. And we will know how– Lucas! Wait, don’t you need the birthday and the month? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Not year. I don’t want to, I don’t care how old you are. Nobody wants to, um, August 29th. August 29th. Okay. I’ve always thought of you as– Thank you. The… what? Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. He’s constantly thinking about you. I’ve always thought of you as the product of a quickie from a stranger. You serious? Yeah, it’s dead right. Is that.. Yeah, but then, but then they, they, they fell in love. Who? Your parents? Yeah. Your mom and the stranger. Sure. Yeah. Right. But that part, we, I didn’t, we weren’t gonna talk about, but the conception thing. Yeah. You got that. Yeah. That’s straight up. And they didn’t speak until after. Did you talk to them? Yeah. Okay. Alright. It was just mostly noises. And then, yeah, then afterward, yeah. Yeah. And then afterward, what? Your mom was like, Tell me your name. Seriously? Yeah. Were you guys there like flying on the wall? It feels like– No, we’re just good at this. This is crazy. Okay. Well, wow. Thanks Lucas. Jordan. But you’re not an accident. Thank you, Mike. Month and day. Hi. May 3rd. Oh, May 3rd. I’m a, I’m a messy Taurus. Must the drum. You’re, so that’s August, August conception. His parents invested in a swing. Okay. Yeah. Like a in, in the bedroom swing. Right. And this was actually– But the way that they attached it? Right. Was a little sus. Uh-huh. And so actually. Your father, I, I mean, you already know this. Your father was testing the swing and, uh, they were trying to see if it could support the weight of both of them, but it was, it was just because of the attachment. And they were actually not in the act. Right. Of intercourse until the fall. They fell. They fell. Yeah. And it was a spontaneous ejaculation from your dad. Guys. So you, you’re an accident of a different kind. Yeah. Guys, that’s exactly what happened. That’s exactly okay. So when we moved, when we sold our house, there was a hole in the ceiling. Uhhuh, I noticed it when we were moving out. I always asked what it was. They never told me me until I turned 18. When I turned 18, my dad got too drunk at my, um, my graduation party. And he is like, you know, the hole in the ceiling sun. And then he basically said that, right? They were trying to attach a swing. It fell down. And they made love. He fell into your mom? He fell into into my mom and I fell and I fell into the world. Yeah. Wow. Really? Did you like call? Did the producers call them? I don’t know. Maybe some leg work was done. That’s it. Well see ya, see ya. Happy accident. That’s they call it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Happy accident. McKayla. McKayla, uh, was born in March, no, actually February 24th, February. Close. Yeah. My son’s birthday. That’s right. Mm-hmm. Well, you should have done the talking. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, I mean, no, no, no. I don’t know anything about McKayla’s conception. I.. You seem like you were all over this one. Um, well, I was wrong about a month. I was technically due in March. Right. If that, that’s what, that’s what it was a few weeks early. So. So you came early just like your dad? That’s, yeah. I didn’t, I didn’t wanna be the one to say it. Okay. That’s all. Oh, I thought y’all were gonna give a backstory too, but did he tell you that? But the reason that he, it was that they were trying out something new and he was like, he wasn’t– Oh, the swing? No, no, no. Oh, the swing. They were trying out the new, I didn’t wanna say this in front of Mikayla. It’s because Mikayla’s mom is so hot. Right. And they were trying to. I mean, we met Mikayla’s mom, right? Yeah. Yeah. And well, you know what, I’m gonna be quiet ’cause I’m probably gonna see her parents at some point. Yeah. Y’all see my parents a lot. I can talk about this. Yep. Y’all definitely talk to them about this. And y’all are, I’m just gonna say, you know, I don’t blame him. He did the best he could and it made you, yeah. You know, and he’s worked better now. He’s worked things out since then. Yeah, he, he’s better now. He’s on pace now. Um, but, um, she was, um, she was, your mom was disappointed. So you’re a disappointment. You started as a disappointment. Yeah. Don’t think, I know that you’re not a disappointment, right? Yeah. Not at all. But that’s how it started. You’re a delight. I kind of like, um, anti-climactic. Oh, that’s a little sad, but I, you’re right. Yeah. Which is. Weird. They must have told you when y’all saw them that one time. Your mom whispered it in both of our ears. Yeah. All right. Yeah, we cheated on that one. All right, thanks, Mikayla. Alright, Chase. All right, boys. You ready for this? I’m ready. I don’t know if you are. Chase, do you know. I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. The world’s about to find out. So April 20th. That’s my birthday. Okay. Chase. April 20th. Now, the weird part about this and kind of the awkward part for me personally is that I, you know, I’ve met both your parents. Your dad is a wonderful man, is a wonderful voice. We’ve, we’ve, we’ve seen on this show before, but I want you to know that he’s not your biological father. And, and you know what? Women, women worry about this from time to time. Uh, but it actually happened with your mom, and I hate, I can’t believe I’m sharing it, but your mom was at a party at a bar and she went to the bathroom and the women’s bathroom had a super long line. She went into the men’s bathroom. It’s okay, you can share this. She went into the men’s bathroom. You can do it. You can do it. And your father’s, your real father’s, uh, essence was on the toilet seat. I am so sorry. I’m so sorry. Yeah. You’re a toilet baby. And she was, she, she was ashamed. You know, uh. Hmm. I started going to therapy, I’m so sorry, in 2018, and it was when I found out that I was a toilet baby. Right? Yeah. They say it’s really unlikely, but every once in a while it happens. And it happened with Chase. I’m just finding out what a toilet baby is. Yeah. Well, no two, there’s two types of toilet babies. I thought it was something different. First kind of toilet baby is when you, a woman doesn’t know she’s pregnant and she has the baby in the toilet. Yeah, that’s what I thought. That’s my cousin. The kind of toilet baby that Chase is, is that his biological father, sperm was on a toilet that his mom sat on. And she sat on the edge of the toilet? She sat. She, she didn’t, she like didn’t center on the toilet? She grazed it with her hand and then it’s. And then wiped? Yeah. Yeah. That can happen. That part I didn’t know about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We call, we call ’em a type two toilet baby. Next. They can’t wait to come out here. Hey, Brittany. Hello, Brittany. Born in what month? July 3rd. July 3rd, right before Independence Day. Right. Almost made it, but didn’t, but didn’t make it to July 4th. Um, July, August, September, October. So this is like October 3rd. So this is, um, this is the month of Halloween. And there, you know, there’s some, you know, those people. Including my mother. Your mom? Yeah. Who, um, really into Halloween. So much so, so much. So she created a haunted house Yep. For the neighborhood? Yep. And early. Your dad had an idea to, she said, she’s like, I really, she said she wanted gory hole. Yeah. Gory hole. Yep. Your dad misunderstood her. Yeah. So, you know, I’ve heard that story a thousand times. Yeah. And that’s exactly how it goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was supposed to be, I just want you to know it was supposed to be a glory hole. Yeah. See, this is why you wear shirts like this. Yeah. My Halloween loving mom. Because, because you were, um, yeah. You just, you’re, it reminds me of being a baby and I’m sick. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you should be proud. I am. Yeah. That’s why I’m wearing the shirt. Yep. Thank you. Uh, but, but you have a lot of siblings from everyone else who went through the haunted house that night. I’m just telling you. I’ll, I’ll have to check on that. Don’t, Hey, don’t do 23 of me. Yeah, don’t do that. Okay. Thanks for heads up. Yeah. All the same age, right? Yeah, yeah. Hi. Hey, Carney. Hey, Matt. Carney. Carney, Hot dog on a stick. Uhhuh, Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Remember that? Uh, I remember. And there’s a reason. Do you wanna know my birthday? Yes. Don’t even need to know it. Tell, go ahead. Yeah. November 19th. Yeah. November 19th. There’s a reason that you were drawn to that particular job. Mm. I know where this goes, but I don’t know if you know where this goes. Right. So your dad really, your dad’s from a different time. He’s from a different time. Time traveler. Yeah. Well, no, no, he’s just, he’s just a different generation. Right. Right. Before they had things were okay then and aren’t Okay now. It was before they had like some of the new, it was before ED medic medication. Right. Yep. So how a lot of times they would, how on earth they would literally use– Yeah, you’ve seen my mom. Right? Yeah. They would- Say more. They would, they would literally use a stick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They would literally use a dowel rod, is what called. A dowel. Like when a soldier in the war would have a broken limb and they would tie it around. Yeah. It’s like a stint, but it’s in the middle. Mm-hmm. Or they put it right into the urethra. Yeah. Put it right. Your dad did he put, and then you, and then you just take it out at the right, right at the last second. I didn’t take it out, but I know what you’re saying. Yeah. Because yes, this is the story we hear every year at Thanksgiving. And your, your, your mom’s the one who brings out the stick. Yeah. Every Thanksgiving. I didn’t know that wrinkle. Yeah. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. That’s why she had this stick. Oh yeah. Yeah. We break the stick at Thanksgiving. Yeah, yeah, that’s right. Yeah. The urethra stick we call it. And it’s, um, I mean it started off. Every year it gets a little bit smaller. Right. But we all say a prayer and we snap the urethra stick. Yeah. I didn’t know how you guys knew that. But it was, it started off very long to your dad’s credit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He used to have a big wiener. You did? Uh, no, but my dad. I don’t think you’re following, the stick that went in wiener. He said he, he said was really long. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He, he doesn’t, he had a really, it’s not, yeah, we’re on the same page, but it’s not, his dad had a really long flacid. Wiener. Yeah. But over time, the stick got shorter on Thanksgiving. But I will say that, but his wiener, the stick is not always indicative of the length. Yeah. All of it didn’t have to go in. Well, it did because, no, because the mother handles that side of the stick. This is crazy. It’s so crazy that you, because that’s right. Yeah. And that’s why I ended up working at Hotdog all. Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. I always drawn to it thematically. Whoa. Thank you Carney. Alright, Damien, our youngest crew member. Yeah. Uhhuh, uh. October 10th. You gone through puberty yet? Yep. I think it’s coming. Okay. It’s coming. It’s coming October 10th, one day before me. Yeah. Oh, is that right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Um, so, um, now first of all, Damien’s parents are, I think 16 and 19 now, but they were both. They were both negative. How old are you? Well, yeah. Well, let’s do the math. Yeah. Yeah. We, we don’t, we’ll say how old you are. Yeah. How old are you? 22. 22. So, um, you’re a negative five and six. No, no, no, no. That’s not gonna work. Um, right. I guess I was wrong. Yeah, he was wrong about that. What’s the youngest? You, how old are your parents? 50, 50 and 55. Really? So you’re the youngest. Yeah. Are you, you have siblings? I have an older brother. You have an older brother? Yeah. It started kind of late. They could have started early and I could have made a bit outta that, but I got the math already, so I didn’t want to share this either. Um, but uh, ’cause they, because they say that, that this is also unlikely, this is also an unlikely scenario, but, uh, they were, it was that softball game. You know, it was on the softball. It was, yeah. And, uh, well she got beaned. The dad was pitching in the, the dad was pitching and uh, you know, a pitcher will reach in different places to get things to put on the ball. And he was out of whatever he had. Oh, cheating. Yeah. And so, so and so he, so that he got that on the ball for a good cur curve ball underhand, his underhand. And then not Damien’s father? No. Damien’s father was the pitcher, the person hitting him. Unrelated to Damien. Okay. His mother was a spectator. Ooh, foul ball. Wow. Yeah. Why? How was she trying to catch it? She was running away. She was running away from him. Were the legs in the air? She tripped. She tripped and was in a cartwheel position. So you be the ball, you be the ball, get one of the nuggets and you be the ball. And so she was running and she was in a cartwheel position and it’s, and that’s how you were conceived. Wearing a skirt. That’s, that’s how it happened. Oh my God. Yeah. I’ve heard about that day. Yeah. You have. Yeah, you have. I want go home now. Okay. Wow. Thanks guys. And finally we have Davin. I’m so spooked. You guys got every single one, right? Um, I’m, I’m, I don’t, okay. November 12th. Now keep in mind, this was in Jakarta, Indonesia, right? Yeah. We knew that. That’s a little hint there. Jakarta. We knew that. Uh, definitely in a lab, right? Yeah. Yeah. Your parents, I think you’re a bit, I think he’s lab grown. Your parents have never met. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Or they, and they weren’t involved at all. And you’ve never known the love, you’ve never known the light, the touch of a mother. Right, right. Yeah. Yep. You’re a lab grown. Uh, sorry, Davin. Yeah, yeah. No. Yeah. You’re a tell ’em. Tell ’em though. You’re a type one test tube baby. Tell ’em what you are. A, a, a lab grown baby? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I’m a lab grown baby. But you know what? Nobody knows that. Well, now, now everyone does when they look at you, they don’t know that. Yeah, you can’t tell. You can’t tell. But, oh, thank you. Yeah, you can, I mean, you can kind of tell that you’ve never known the touch of a mother, but, um, other than that, yeah. Which explains why you have such a strong connection. Uh. Do you want me to go or? No, I don’t. You want me to go? No, I don’t want you to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stick bit. I don’t want you to go. Yeah, I’m okay. Just stay. Okay. Just stay. Yeah, just stay. Just stay. It’s amazing what they can do. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yep. They’ve actually curtailed it quite a bit. Yep. It was kind of at its peak in Indonesia back in the day. Yep. I didn’t wanna make it an Indonesian thing, but uh, I guess that’s what it was. No. They made an Indonesian thing and the– Oh, what? That was the project. You’re saying Davin is the Indonesia thing? Yes. Right. Yes. Yeah. He’s the product of the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What region in the US makes the best chips? You decide! Head to Sporked.com and vote in the regional championchips.