GMMore 284: Link’s Epic Mountain Bike FAIL – Good Mythical More

I ended up going like this and then I’m you know I got a big strawberry right here this is not a good idea who should be doing this have you never looked in a mirror no I don’t know I don’t mirror myself on a regular basis like this like do this now I think there’s a way I think if I’d go behind we always take my pants off don’t come back here I’ll show you I got a bandage on I don’t care to see it oh I know I don’t I don’t want to say I mean I can imagine what it looks like I’m not being immodest Emma I don’t mean to just show Jen I was trying to show you yeah I’ll turn it this way and then not only you and I can see it oh you’re gonna show yeah man it’s I couldn’t sleep on my right side is that the side that you prefer yeah I like to sleep on my right side yeah you have a side that you sleep on yeah my right side for my bag you don’t I don’t let me on the left side you gotta be kidding me no this is weird I know I don’t mean I mean Rinna I mean I’ve never discussed this this is a fascinating because I think about how much I’m on one side like I’d be like and I’m going to see if I’m like you know I’m all right side I feel like I’ve been on the right side too long I’m gonna switch to my left side cuz I’ll get like a bedsore something I don’t know well I already have a bedsore that’s why I mean that’s what I realized that up as well on your left side and what else I’m not sleeping as well because the pain it’s just sheer agony of it it hurts what’s wrong with the left side oh I have it you guys sleep on one side or do you switch I’m a back sleeper in a right side sleeper I don’t sleep on the left for sleep on the left side it’s I’m putting my back to my wife and I feel like that is shunning her and I don’t want I don’t want her to feel that you’re really that’s why you do it so if you were single and you just had a you would slip sleep on both side do you really want to no the real reason yes essentially with breathing I’m afraid of what my wife might do to me and my sleep effector my back haha just joking what about when you have a cold and you need to get you know maybe I do that if I had the wound on my left side maybe I would realize that I am a left side sleeper but I don’t have a wound on the left side maybe I should get a wound on the left side maybe that’s what I should do but deep but you sleep on your right side so you’re not able to sleep on your left side when your right side right now I slept on my left side last night and totally messed everything up I felt I felt like that everything was messed up again Lina’s sisa I could just mean it could just me yeah let me I mean kind of speaking it could just be me having a wound and just having the hurtness of it you know the hurtness is that like the heat miss yeah it is yeah I’m just saying it hurts I’m I’m fishing for some some sympathy here I started I wasn’t invited I’m not sympathetic I mean this is the this is the price you pay when you go when you you would never have done it you’d have been scared you would have been so yeah you know I haven’t Martin center of gravity is above your height and when I’m on a mountain bike I can’t make pretty Nick’s basically your height yeah – seven inches or five inches whatever and as I’m going down on a bicycle trail what if you call them I’m always feel like I can’t get control would never go around the bank or anything no I know better than that but let me tell you if I did I would have the neck brace and the full guards and my bike would be off I didn’t even know those things existed I mean for like a motorbike maybe but so do you see anybody else wipeout no and listen to this we were talking to a guy at the top and he had he was all decked out and we’re like hey man why don’t you go ahead he was like no this is my first time and Nick was like did you borrow the bike he’s like yeah I borrowed the bike and all this stuff from a friend which that’s smart yeah you guys need a friend but then so we went ahead of him and then when I wiped out that dude comes up on me and he’s up at the top of the things like whoa I’m like wiped out sprawled out bleeding internally for all he knew he’s like you okay I’m like I’m like yeah just I was embarrassed I was like yeah just just go on by and he like stood there and he watches me struggle and then get on my bike nice khakis man and then there’s some blood coming through those when we straight when we leave when we leave the whole place a few hours later we go to the 7-eleven down arity to just get a drink before we hit the road and the guy that guy is in there totally unscathed and and he comes up to me and he’s like are you okay and I had on my sunglasses and I had on a bandana I am really glad I did not go on this trip and more details I get about this trip the happier I am I did not go and I and I said yeah I was fine you know I just didn’t I didn’t commit really bad elbow yeah well I just I had helmet hair and then when we drive home if you must know we roll the windows down and my hair flaps in my eyes cuz it’s that length oh so I wear the freaking bandana to keep the hair on my eyes alright that’s cool it is a good woman I look pretty cool I haven’t I’m getting to something here okay so the guys is you okay I said well I’m fine you know I just didn’t commit to the turn enough and then he goes well yeah you really got a got a lean into it you know if you lean to the left or and throw the bike behind you you’ll be totally fine and I said you told me this is your first day I don’t want advice from a guy who is his first day you told him her I had on a bandanna and sunglasses you’re done right I told him that I take me off I was like dude you don’t you I don’t want advice from a guy who just started I’m sure he didn’t I said I did and then I’m like hi I was half joking and then there was a sheriff in the 7-eleven and he was like yeah man you making it awkward with the sheriff like right over here and I was I I’m just joking with you man did you have a good run oh so it was one of those link jokes where yeah joking but it’s only flower you know that’s it No 90% he didn’t know he legitimately made me mad he legitimately made me mad and I played it off as a joke but he was giving you advice but he he had a neck brace he said he was a beginner I don’t want advice from a beginner who don’t tell me you were a beginner and then give me advice that’s what I told it and how did you respond to that he said oh you’re making it kind of awkward with the sheriff in here like we’re gonna start a fight haha are you banned from Big Bear well I was in the 7-eleven I’m now banned from 7-eleven but he said he was a beginner it was like he was taunting me dude I this was my first time but this is what you need to do but he’s been down a hill before I mean this is my first time but this is what y’all do well maybe he learned something on the way down and I mean he’s not a beginner anymore once you make it to the 7-eleven he’s kind of the veteran he’s been down the hill a few times but he restated it I mean I’m just a beginner but you have on a bandana and khakis

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