Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: 3dNA3DqmrDo
Episode Post Date: April 1, 2026
Episode Number: 3013
Transcript
How many dog breeds can we name? Welcome to Good Mythical More. I'm, I'm still recovering from giving birth. Um, I mean, you have probably read marks. No, not as much. Oh, I'm sorry. No, you're not, don't be sorry. Don't do something intent. What are you sorry about? I am sorry that I left Marks on you. I feel like I did go a little too high. You're sorry that you didn't max it out. You were, you were one increment short of maxing it out. I even when you said it's April Fools or whatever, like I, uh, I thought that was just a joke like. I, it took me another second because to really, because I heard you screaming. I never looked at you. Yeah. And, but then when you were like, you can take more, he would've been convincing because you, he told me before, like when we were in the dressing room, putting on the things, and I'm like, I was, I was right When I woke up this morning, I was nervous. And so I'm like, I'm like, it's just a tins unit. Like I've had that done to like, to my shoulder and to different stuff and, and R'S like, yeah, yeah. It's just a tins unit. And it is, he's like. It, it it, if anything it, it feels kind of good. And I was like, but if you turn it up really high, is it, could that be? He was like, nah, it'll be fine. Of course you thought it would be fine. You knew the whole time. I was like, he's cool as a cucumber. Oh, he's done this before. He is got this workout suit that like shocks his right body. And I was like. So then when you kept saying, when I was like, oh, call it, call it, deliver this baby. And I, and I hear you saying I can go more, I, I was, I knew I anticipated that you could do more. So then I was like, well, he's gonna have to deliver his baby second. But then Chase turned you up and then Chase kept turning me up and each side it works independently. So like there was a dial for the right side and left side. So Chase, I could feel it when you would ramp up one side. And, and then as much as that would hurt, I would know. The other side's about to do the exact same thing. And that's, that was like the worst part, was the anticipation of Yeah, your baby wasn't very symmetrical. Right. That the pain it, once I feel this, wow, wow. You know, when I woke, woke up morning mean, I feel okay now I just feel absolutely exhausted. Well, when I woke up this morning, I was a little nervous, you know, pulling this prank off. I, I was just, I was just like, I gotta pull this off, man. I can't let him see me break. I should have known, and you were gonna do some such thing. But, uh, wow. Wow. Well, you owe me or something like, and is this actually April Fool's Day? Yeah, it is April 1st. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I had no clue that this was gonna come out on April 1st. Yeah, we made sure of that. I didn't, it didn't even cross my mind even when you said it. No. We actually, in the little sheet today, we put a different air date so you wouldn't suspect it. Wow. You guys covered your bases. Every single part of this was well orchestrated. Hey, listen, but listen, it, you handled it like a champ, man. You went to, you went to almost the top level. You can say that you've done that. You can get all of the, the empathy from the empathy that you gave to all the mothers out there now reciprocated to you. I'm just a little troll who just pranked you, you know? Yep. You're the, you're the evil one who has to identify dogs in Good, Mythical More. That's right. Without my help, that'll teach you, let's see, the first one. Oh, Chihuahua. Chihuahua. Um, we, uh, we each have half chihuahuas. I think I have the most chihuahua, like of all of our dogs, Sean, being that most Chihuahua like you doing? Okay. Yeah. I'm just seeing if any, um, if any skin's just sloughing off or anything. Um, most common dog breed in Los Angeles. Yes. That's a really cute picture. But then you, then they start barking. I really, I've, I've gotten a soft spot for Chihuahuas now. It looks a lot like the Taco Bell Chihuahua. I never liked them growing up. Yep. I did. I did. I, I like a little chihuahua and my dog, you know. Is Nicole still in here? Mm-hmm. No, I think she went back to the little kitchen. Good because, 'cause she's on my bad side too. Was she acting like she was turning down? Oh yeah. Yeah. She would, looking at Chase, she would turn it. I didn't even, I was so. Nervous that I didn't, I never looked at. You never looked at her? I hardly ever looked at you, chase. Yeah. You were. You were just focused on the pain and Nicole and I were in unison a lot. I think she did feel bad for you 'cause she was trying to stop it before the 30 seconds was over a few times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, basically she was doing everything the same as Chase, but my thing was off, so she'd be like, look at it and turn it to the level. Yours didn't even have batteries. Unless they didn't. Next. It doesn't even have batteries that's screwed. Oh, this is, this is a beautiful dog. Um, is that a St. Bernard? No. Uh, border Collie? Nope. No. It's, uh, in, it's a, it's a location. There's a location in the name. Yes, there is a location in the name. Um, Louisiana is like a Shetland pony or something. Um. Huh. Really? It's, it's not a, it is some sort of a, oh man, I can't remember. This talk is too smart. What's it start, what's the letter? It starts with a B. A Bavarian. Belgian, no. Nope. Bernie's Python. Bur Bernese. Bernese. Yeah. Be Python, Bernie's dog. Is it, I love a dog like this, but I wouldn't want one because they're too smart. They need to be in cold weather and they need to, you gotta get 'em out there. You know, sometimes Sean, like if we take, we take Sean and Barbara out for walks, but when we take Sean out for a walk. It's like as soon as you kind of get him around the block, like as soon as he sees the road back to the house, he like pulls you back to the house and just, he's like, and if you just let him lead, he just goes right back into the house. That's where, that's where he wants to be. He doesn't like to walk. Well, his legs are this short. He's this big. So he gets, he gets a lot of, he can't see where he is going around. He only has side viewers. What's that? It's a something dog. It is a be It is a Bernese Mountain dog. Yep. Bernese Mountain Dog. Wow. Love those. Anybody felt anybody ever had one of those? They're big. They're not for this town. I've seen a couple though. My parents have a great nee, uh, which is also named after a mountain range, like the Bernese mountain dog is. Okay, look this py knees, PYR does it, does it look like this? Uh, yes, but all white and probably like 25% bigger. Dang rice. Beautiful though. Beautiful. And sheds Like a mofo. Oh, like a mo. Yeah. Next. That is a Sheba inu. Uh, that is correct. It is, is it? Yeah. Saw a lot of these in Japan. A lot of people like to walk around with these dogs in Japan more than any other dog. This is the, this is the main dog that I saw. This is not, you know, I, I appreciate it. If you like this dog, if I'm, and I don't get bread, you know, bread, real breeds of dogs, we just do rescues. But if I was choosing. This would not be the choice I would make as a baby. They're so cute. It was still super cute dog. So much so that you can make live streams about it. Remember that? Yep. Yep. Does anybody remember the crazy beginning of like internet live streams? This was like 2007 and we were there. Sheba, ENU, puppies. Yeah, it's like a webcam. Viral. A webcam. We put them into a song that we made that had a cameo from Snoop Dogg in it. Yeah. And you know how choosy he is for his involvement live on the internet. That's what that it's called. Um, I wanna remind you, if you're a Mythical Society member, don't miss the Behind the Mythical episode that goes along with this episode with the pregnancy episode because, uh, you'll see how nervous I was and how cool he seemed. Didn't think anything of it. Um. Yeah. What else? What else is in the behind the ality suiting up, uh, red. I talk in that one and Nicole talks in that one. Does red does red. Um, I talk about what I'm gonna, does he get a little mischievous? Pranking pranking you a little bit. Okay. Let's see the next one. Oh, look at this. This is, um, that's a border college. That is a sheep herding dog right there. I would call it a border Collie. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You would both be correct those, I told you when I went to Ireland that I, I went to two different sheep herding demonstrations and I just, just got a little teary-eyed. These dogs are just so happy to just her wrangle sheep. It's just so beautiful. It's the best thing. I'd highly recommend it. Don't go to Ireland and miss that. This could be. The best dog in terms of aesthetics. Oh, you think? I don't think it's the, it's the most beautiful dog, but they're too, but they're too smart and too, and got too much energy for, for my family. But yeah, I gotta have a lazy lap dog. I would, I, that's the first thing I think when I see like a, the. I think the Australian Shepherds and you can get like smaller ones and then you can get miniature ones, like their patterns and everything, but they have so much energy. It's like, I, I'm like, that's so, that's such a beautiful animal that like, I just can't, I would feel guilty all the time. Like Jasper, he's half poodle, half leprechaun or whatever he is. Yeah. Um, Chihuahua and, and he in, and he's so, he gets so disappointed in me if I don't take it for a walk every morning. And he doesn't have energy like this dog. I mean, I'd have to buy sheep. You gotta buy sheep if you buy this dog. Does he pull on his leash? Uh, yeah. Some, yeah. Yeah. That kind of excitement. Yeah. Yeah. He's, he's in the lead. He's always wanting to go. They don't sit down. They don't, they don't pull a sometimes Australian Shepherds, sorry. I get really excited when we talk about dogs. Uh, one has a blue eye and one has a brown eye. Yes. Sometimes you see those. That's. Peak. Yep, I've seen those. I'm intimidated by 'em. Next. Okay. That's ai. This, this is an AI dog. Um, what is the word for this? It's one word. Uh, it ends in a vowel sound. Something. It ends in dog. It ends in dog. It's a something dog. Yeah, it is a something. Yeah, something dog. It is interesting looking now, is that, is that dog happy or do we just think that it's happy? 'cause Sean smiles when he is breathing hard, but I don't when he's He's happy when, yeah. That could be a panting dog. Oh my God. Um, gimme a hint. Uh, I know you were just talking about another dog that comes from the same country. Burmese? No. Like a little bit more recently than that. Ireland. Irish. Irish? Nope. Uh, some people think it's a continent. I guess it's Austral. Some people think it's a continent. Mm-hmm. It is a continent. It is. It is Australian. Yeah. And Australian dog. Dog. Australian dog. This is not, it's not what I said. Australian something dog. Hunting dog. Corgi, Hogie, RGI. Not a Corgi fetching dog. Australian Frisbee dog. Outback dog. Dige dog. Hey. Yeah, that's good. Gimme another hint. Uh, I, I know this, it's like Yorkie, but it's not like a, it's, it's not really like Yorkie, Australian Shepherd Dog is the one I was talking about. You guys were talking about. This one also has a name that's like related to a different animal. Not sheep, but this has something to do with, um, a goat dog herding Cow. Dog Cattle. Cattle dog. Cattle dog. Yeah. Australian cattle dog. Oh, that's not what I was thinking at dog. How dog. That thing just loves, just rounding up some beef. Look at it. He's just waiting to do it. Yeah. When you That's not what I was thinking about that when you went to Ireland and saw that done, did they, did the. Did the dogs run over the back of the sheep? No, there weren't that many sheep in the demonstration and weren't like, were you thinking of a, of a healer? Healer That's like bluey a blue healer? Yes. Is that what this is too? Uh, they might be closely related since, you know, they're both, uh. Bread in Australia. Okay. I apologize. I laughed 'cause I thought it was a ridiculous question. But yes, they are the same thing. Uh, also call it a blue or red healer. Oh wow. Hold on. This is a heel. So this is a blue healer and also an Australian cattle dog. Hold on. So a red, how did you know about this? I just know what dogs are. What, what? You got a dog book? How'd you know that though? I've never seen that dog in my life. Uh, like. Two weeks ago, someone was, I saw something, I, dogs come across my TikTok a lot and I think because of the sheep herding thing I got on that and then I haven't gotten off of it. So dogs just doing different stuff. But like, healer. Healer, and I've seen these around la Hmm. Some people have him. Is he really good at healing in the sense that he's obedient or is it like he has some kind of powers? Yeah, I think it is. Like they, um. Will come when you call. And like they're used for herding droves of cattle over long distances. Yeah. They don't, they don't have medicinal properties next. Ooh. Wouldn't have it. Uh, it is cute. I I would Is that a kinese? It is a kinese, yeah. I, I love a kinese man. They look so dumb. I love a dumb hair. The stubby noses. I just feel bad for 'em because they breathe. They breathe funny. Like, don't, don't, I don't want to hear a pug breathe. I'm sorry. Well, pug is even more compromised than the, than the kinese. But it looks soft, but you gotta brush it a lot. What would be good is a kinese that, uh, kinese and Chihuahua. 'cause then you get a little bit more of the snout. Mm-hmm. And you still have the, the long hair. Wait, I mean, if you're going that far. I mean, why don't you just picking these nuts. Next. This is a, this is a globe faced poodle. Is that a poodle stumpy? It is not a poodle, stumpy lagged poodle. This is not a poodle. This is a Maltese. This is a groomed. Man in a suit. This is a, that's 14 stories tall, by the way. And we need a penny and we need some sort of like, this is a bisan, that's the first word. Technically. It's a a bisan freeze. Bichon free bi freeze. Say be Sean. It kind of seems like a poodle very much. Let's just say it's a poodle. Oh, we got it. Ahan, uh, hound, Afghan Hound, Afghan Hound. Uh, those specifically, those are so Sesame Street, man. You know what I'm saying? Like it is so like there's a stick in, its in its neck and it's, I saw two of these recently. Uh, were you with me? We met two of these. Is that just me? No, I've never met one of these. Good god. I think Sam has, um, one of these. Oh, the wizard? Yes. The wizard dog. Yeah. Yes. You have a wizard dog around here. That dog comes in the office and it totally looks like a, a man wearing a little wizard outfit or something. They're so great. Like, what, what is the, okay. What's the downside to this dog? It probably doesn't have a very long lifespan, if I had to guess dogs, because it looks like maybe it looks like a greyhound that has really long hair. Basically when you go to sleep, it, it, it, it does a dump on your face. What's the downside? Instinctively just takes a crap right on your face. Yeah, that's, I don't, I'm not into that. Um, like they can't stop. It's just something that they do every night and you probably have to brush it a lot. You can be brushing that thing. I gotta brush my own hair, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't brush my dog's hair with, uh, we have to brush the cat. Yeah. We just get our dogs groomed on a pretty regular basis. All right, next one. Oh my goodness. All right, skip it. Next one. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Skipping it. Whatcha talking about I don't like looking at dogs that they've groomed them so they can't see. Like, why do that? He can see just fine. He's looking right at you. I mean, but why? Why did, why did they give Hi, his eyebrows, all that length right there on the front of his face. Come on. Well, let's just talk about, talk about him in other ways though, and we could have picked a picture where you don't see like a profile of his wiener so, so devout. Actually, they only photograph well when you can see their wiener. That's right. Yeah. He's like that look on his face is, I know. You can see my wiener. Yeah. There it is. It, you know, and you see how it's like in line with the tail, the wiener and the tail are completely connected. They're connected, yeah. If you smack the tail in. You know what's gonna happen, right? It's like Yep. Mm-hmm. That if you s if you reach out in and squeeze that wiener like you, and then all of a sudden the the tail will get longer. Yeah. It's like one of those bananas that squishy bananas go. Next time you see someone's dog in the park, go up to it, squeeze its wiener and see what happens to the tail. Yeah. It'll pop right out. So what? Go, go to a dog park. Get all the dogs need to line up. I'm gonna do the wiener squeezing. See what happens to your dog's. Tails. Yeah, you tried that. Is this a, uh, terrier of some kind? No, but it is a giant schnauzer. Giant schnauzer. A giant schnauzer. So how big is that wiener? That wiener is, I think one story. Just one story. What's that? Like maybe 13 feet. I don't know how, how big a story is. Yep. That's big gracious. Next. Oh my goodness. This is a big freaking dog. This is the one that has like a barrel of whiskey around it. It looks like a Saint Bernard, but it doesn't have the markings of a Saint Bernard. This is a Burmese something. Uh, it is not a Burmese. This is a medicine dog. Yeah, it's, it's actually a North American. But if you can think about a, um, geographical location for this one, Coloradan. Medicine dog. Wrong country. Canadian. Canadian. Canadian. Go dog. East Coast, I believe. Saskatche. Uh, so we got a Toronto dog. This is a Newfoundland. Newfoundland New. It's a Newfoundland Hound. Newfoundland. Mm. Those are big Newfoundland dog. I don't want something that big. I mean, he's definitely bred for the environment up there. Think about it. He's like, I want it, I want it to be cold, but that's not where he is. Right? Get me outta this place wherever I am. Alright. And he is easy to spot because he's black. Like, think about that. Like, he's like, I'm in the snow. You, you'll never lose me. I feel great. I'm happy all the time. Yeah. Can't see his wiener at all. Go deeper with us as we explore our wives pregnancy experiences in our new vlog at MythicalSociety.com. Well, I'm gonna eat this one. Do you have two? No. You said you didn't want any. I want a bite.