Channel: Good Mythical More
YouTube Video ID: HhROuNzwHsg
Episode Number: 3052
Transcript
We're trying new food from Taco Bell. Welcome to Good Mythical More. We've got two new Taco Bell menu items that we're gonna try. We're doing this as a service, a public service, okay? Not a sponsor. If you're the kind of person who might be like me and might see a commercial for a new item, or better yet you're in the drive-through and you see they've got something new, if you're susceptible to that type of advertising, uh, you might find that you - but you don't know necessarily if it's gonna be good. Mm-hmm. And for me, that's the tantalizing part. Ooh. Is the, is the unknown. Unknown. But your boys gotta try it. So look away if you like the unknown, but if you wanna be tantalized by your boys eating this, then keep looking. Uh, so we're gonna start ... You wanna start with the - the, the fries or the nuggets? Let's start with the fries. We got some Diablo Dusted Chicken Nuggets- Okay ... under here. We're not gonna hit those yet. Okay. This is a collab with Zab's. The sauce. Zab's hot sauce. Zab's Chicken Ranch Nacho Fries. Golden Crispy Nacho Fries. I see some of these fries are just ... Well, they all have the nacho sauce on them, you just have to look at the right side. They got chicken on it. Slow roasted chicken, Zab's ... What pepper is that? Datil? Datil? Datil? Datil. Datil. Datil. Datil do you. Datil do one. Close. A datil do you, datil do you. Pepper ranch sauce, warm nacho cheese sauce, a blend of mozzarella and cheddar cheeses and freshly prepared pico, which- And pepper jack. There's three types of cheeses- Pepper jack, too ... and nacho cheese. All right, so. This is a fork situation. Oh, ooh. The fries are, you know ... They've been under cheese, so. They've been under cheese. Fries aren't bad at Taco Bell. It tastes like it's from Taco Bell, in a good way. You know what I mean? I don't know if I would order this, though. I like- It's not hot. I don't like eating things from Taco Bell with forks. You have to eat this with a fork, right? You don't have to, but ... You can do whatever you want. If you, if you wanna get the toppings, you kinda need to use the fork. Hmm. Where's the, where's the Zab of it all? I see some Zab. Do you do nachos with a fork when you wanna get all the toppings? Or you just get your fingers dirty? No, but you can't ... I mean, a nacho is a scoop. A fry is not a scoop. You can't scoop with a fry. I've tried. Loaded fries, like chili cheese fries and stuff, I, I mean, the only loaded fries I get are at In-N-Out. And I- And you eat them with a fork. I do eat them with a fork. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not an animal. But it is animal style. Hmm. I'm even getting a little pico in there. I don't like it, but I don't mind it. I just, as I've said before- Hmm ... I stand by Taco Bell. Taco Bell gets a lot of slander, especially in this town of great tacos. I don't agree that Taco Bell gives you, like, gastro distress- No ... any more than anything else. Not if you eat it three or four times a week like I do. You get, you get used to it. I think if - if you, if you're prone to gastro distress, then you're gonna get that from Taco Bell. But, like, I don't know. I, I'm not prone to gastro distress, so Taco Bell doesn't give me that. I feel like I'm just in constant gastro distress. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I just feel like- I'm sorry ... I'm j- I'm just saying that, like, a non-normal BM is kinda normal for me. You know what I mean? It's just, like, it's just kinda - way, the way I go, the way I go about the world. Listen here, let's not, let's not I mean- I'm sorry ... isn't that rule number one of, like, taste testers? Don't talk... Yeah. No. But not this show. This show- It all goes down in the BMs. Yeah, th- this show, we - Slide into your BMs ... we scared off all the people who don't like bathroom humor a long time ago. The first time we were ever on The Tonight Show, um, they were like, "Jimmy doesn't like bathroom humor, so just don't do-" We were pitching it hard, boy. "do that." No. Were we pitching it? Oh, I'm sure we were pitching it. We could make- I don't, I thought- ... jokes about dookie and jokes about poo-poo. I, I don't know if we were pitching anything. Just, just joke about pee-pee. And, uh- ... I, I think that was just, like, things you need to know. I didn't think it was a response to something. Maybe it was. Where's the Zabs? This is really good, but- Right there, all over it. Look, look at that fry. It's covered in Zabs. So, that's ... Oh, that's, that's not just the seasoned fry? That's a Zabs fry, man. Oh, well then I like it. I like it. Let's move on to the Diablo Dusted Chicken Nuggets. All right. An order of crispy chicken nuggets, which is something they have, which I don't think I've had. They already had, they already had nuggets at Taco Bell? Yeah, right? I th- Yeah, they do, they'd already have them. I don't think they're a- They don't need to have that ... permanent menu item. Y'all don't need to be doing that, Taco Bell. But these are seasoned with bold Mexican spices, tossed in a crunchy tortilla chip coating, and dusted with bold We got double dusted? And you said bold twice. Dusted with bold - you can, you can't over-bold. Dusted with bold, flavorful Diablo spiced seasoning. And we got ranch sauce. Oh. What? I - I was trying so hard to open it this way. I can do it - Why'd make it so hard? You know, you know, like, when you've committed to something- Yeah you don't wanna look stupid? Like if you're on a date. Yeah, you didn't look stupid. And you start ... You know, you try to open, it's like- You're on a date at Taco Bell. Welcome to Taco Bell. We came inside to eat. Hey, 'cause they got that Taco Bell Cantina thing. Um ... Yeah, they do. Selene just ya- yawned in my face. It was like- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh ... not demoralizing at all. It wasn't just Selene. How many of y'all still go inside to a fast food place to eat, like sit down at a Burger King? Nick does. I'll do In-N-Out. In-N-Out. In, in, uh, lots of people in In-N-Out. In-N-Out doesn't have an inside to sit in. What? Yeah, it does. Yeah, - All of them. The one in Glendale does. Well, half of them don't. Well, the one, one of the ones in Glendale does. Hold on a sec. We'll get back to that. But let me go ahead and tell you right now that- Yep ... this is good. It's really crunchy. It's really punchy. It's bold, wouldn't you say? I'd say it's bold and dusty. You wanna be bold or you wanna be dusty? We, we - we went inside a Wendy's, took my daughter, four-year-old, to, um, dip french fries into the Frosty. It's sort of like a rite of passage thing, you know? Mm-hmm. An experience that we're, for the first time. We were the only ones in there. It was wild. A lot of the restaurants, man, people aren't going inside anymore. Woo. And so a lot of them don't even have insides. Like half of the In-N-Outs. Now, the out part you're talking about. Well, you ever sat outside at In-N-Out? That's fun. You can't even do that at another restaurant. They don't have tables outside at Wendy's. They used to. They used to. Long time ago. But they gave up. What happened? Everybody gave up. Everybody's just eating at home. GrubHubbing it, you know? Hub Grubbing. Cash grabbing. Th- this is a good complement. I mean, one thing that's not really good for you with a bunch of other stuff that's not really good for you. Yeah, right. Uh huh. Like - and all of it causes gastro distress. Which one has the more, like, Taco Bell kind of tastes to it? The fries. The fries. Because we didn't even know that Taco Bell had chicken nuggets, Chase. I would get the fries, and I I would get the nuggets too, man. I mean, I'm basically making this my meal. I, I'm gonna start going to Taco Bell just to get nuggets. What, what world am I living in? I mean, these are good nuggets. This one has a vein coming out of it. Ew. I'm sorry, but you know it's a real nugget- That's how you know it's real ... when there's a - I mean, I don't wanna eat that, but, like ... It's like a main vein cutting through that thing or something. Gah, that's gross. I'm sorry. You're making it hard for me to eat. This is like the grossest taste test we've we've done. This is like, I mean, but it's a testimony to how good this is. I'm still eating it. Eat around the vein. Taco - Taco Bell chicken nugget. Is it outside the box, around the vein? Oh, God. Instead of thinking outside the box. I'm so- Eat around the vein. I'm so queasy right now. It's not a vein. A vein wouldn't look like that. It's like, it's a, it's a, it's a ligament, a tendon or something like that. Yeah, yeah, that's not ... It's a feather. What? It's a chicken feather. It's a piece of feather. I mean, what is that? That's a vein. Um- I can't sustain eating that vein. I used to- You know what I mean, man? Uh, what I would do, I wanna know if y'all do this. In my first job, in my engineering job, where I definitely was just like, "I gotta get out of this building." So any chance I got, I would do it. Um- Like what we just did, you go outside and you shot and then come back? I'd go out, and I'd go through the drive-through. And then I would definitely eat in my car, 'cause you don't wanna be the guy eating alone at the ... In, inside the restaurant, right? I mean, some, some people are totally fine doing that. I've never been comfortable enough to do that. And then I would, I would eat, and then I would lay down in my car in the parking lot. Recline. I would recline, and then my head would be on the seat. The headrest, and it's just like, it's not comfortable. And you keep almost falling asleep, but the reason you don't fall asleep is because you're so uncomfortable. Yeah. Is this just 6'7" problems? No, I, I did- Or is this, like, people problems? I, I did that in my engineering job. And so you just like wake up and be, "Ah, this..." Like, I'm not helping myself at all right now. What I just ate, and now this half sleep. It's torture. And now I'm gonna go back into this job that I don't like. You should, you should- The good old days ... carried a travel pillow. I never thought about that. Travel pillow in the parking lot. Tr- parking lot travel pillow. Even in your own- The non-travel pillow. Yeah. The s- the staycation. I'm not going anywhere, and I'm eating around the vein. I like that you're trying it. Th- this doesn't have any business being as good as it is. Why is it so good? Because a bunch of people who are- It's crunch- They went to, went to school for science. Crunchy, crunchy chicken. A bunch of people who are in STEM, and that includes women- ... went to school and they learned how to scientifically manipulate things to make them taste good to humans. And then they work at places like Taco Bell- That are, like- ... and are sitting around- rapidly prepared. Yeah. And then this is, this is just science, man. When this is over, I'm definitely gonna go back, sit in my car and just lay the seat back a little bit. Mm-hmm. Mm. I'm convinced the people who say they don't like it are lying. I didn't know that we were gonna do this 'cause we're having so much fun, but now I feel like we need to. Oh, yeah, we am. Underneath this cup is a bell. So, and on top of it... Oh, see I, we could tie this in with Taco Bell. Yeah, we could. See if you can. Think outside the- Under- ... cup. Okay. All right. Eat around the vein. It's so gross. I hate it. Eat around the vein. God. We need to work up some energy. We gotta get, we gotta get what we did to ourselves to move through our bodies. Calories, man. Um- Calories in, calories out. So we're gonna tap this just like they do on TikTok. I tap it and then you tap it. I think, could you- Look, do it ... could you move the other stuff? I tapped it, see? And you can take as long as you want. No, you get into a rhythm. That's the only way. But if you go real slow, it's not as fun. Yeah. No, you're, you're, you're too close. I mean, it, uh, I, I mean, the thing we watched for the... The thing that they showed us was, like, they were going, they were coming in like this. It was more fun, like... Okay, I was just demonstrating what not to do. Well, you didn't hit it. You just grabbed it. I grabbed it. So you're supp- you're supp- Grab the bell. So you're supposed to knock the table if, uh- Grab the bell by the taco. You grab the, you eat around the vein, and then you, you knock the table. So you're never gonna fall for it if you're hovering. You gotta, we gotta go, like, really go for it. Right. That's the only way we're gonna fool each other. You gotta, you gotta ... You can't be stopping short. Come on. I see your technique, and it's just to criticize everything I do. Why are we going? That's the funniest part. 'Cause I don't think either one of us are gonna fall for it unless we get really fast. Yes, I won a taco. You get to smack him with a taco. Oh, I hit him with a taco? Okay. Oh, there's more. There's more. So that's what happens when that happens. Oh, I would've hit it if you hadn't moved the bell. See what I mean? I can't please this guy, can I? Just kidding. All right, here we go. I got a bug on me. Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it straight up and down. Well, then we hit each other. Okay. We're hitting it too hard now. We're hitting it too hard. You just gotta tap it. Okay. Just light, a light consensual tap. Well, I mean, it makes it easier when I ring the bell. See, there's no... You're, you're going like this. Okay, I'll do the same thing. It's no fun, man. I'm doing one of the, like the Bruce Lee chop where it's like you don't follow through. You go, you give a little... Um... You know what? I n- I need something to keep me going. Just a little bit of this nugget. Like, see... Oh, like just get another cup because we've already split this one. I think there's a, I think that there is a, um... We split the cup? There's a built-in flaw to this game, and that is- I'm calling out the flaw in this TikTok game. Okay. The motivation to continue hitting it hard is not, there, it's, it, it's completely voluntary. Right. You know? Like, 'cause then you could just do things like you're doing and just make sure you stop short, and you're never gonna get it taken out, right? Like, 'cause a lot of people will take a raw egg. Let's bring in the raw egg. Oh, now it's gotten real. And they'll put it underneath it in hopes that somebody will bust it, but I, what we're saying is that this is, this is, uh, this is a farce because nobody, nobody's gonna hit it hard enough. See? Oh. It's trying to get away. Hold on. It's a magic trick. Like, what... Like, you'd be like... Like, I, I could full a bunch, I could fool a bunch of kids. I could be, "I got a little hamster under here. Watch." Look, he likes... He... Oh. It's like you shake him up he- Oh. Oh. Yeah. It's a hamster. Aw. It was a baby hamster, kids. Unfertilized hamster. Hamsters come from eggs. It's an unfertilized hamster. Uh, you saw where that was going, right? Well, no, I didn't. Oh, okay. But I need another one of these. Do you think you could fool each other if you're, um, closing your eyes? Hmm. I like the way you think, Chase. And then, like, listening for it? I like the way you think. Here we go. Oh, put my chair in the egg. Okay, what is under there, egg or, or, or, bell... Egg. Hamster. It's a hamster. Whoa, it's crazy. Look. Oh. Oh, it's a hamster. Oh. Okay, and once you wake that hamster up, you agi- ... if you agitate the hamster. He's a feisty little sucker. Right. Close our eyes. Who's going first? Oh. Oh. Let's come up with a new game. Okay. Let's just do the hamster thing some more. How about which, which hand is my egg in? Okay. Let's call it Impregnate the Frog. What? All right. Fertilize the Frog. So the way you're gonna find out which hand it's in is you- Let's say Fertilize the Frog ... Fertilize the Frog. You're gonna slap up on one of my hands. I'm gonna fertilize it. No, no. You're gonna slap up on it so it'll bust the egg. Oh. Oh. Don't, like just open hand slap on my, on the bottom of my hand. Oh, like that? Yeah, whichever one you think is the egg. Okay. Now let me do it. Okay. All right. Fertilize the Frog. Okay, Fertilize the Frog. Now I'm gonna watch you, though. I'll watch you. Yeah. Hold it. You gotta hold it loose, man. What did you think was gonna happen? I'm gonna let it go to the ceiling or something? No, no. Like this. Like this. I thought what would happen is you hold it loose, and then you slap, and it- Oh ... busts. Okay. Busts. Okay. You ready? And I think the way it works is the way I choose it, is I grab the top of the- ... and then I grab the bottom. You gotta fertilize the frog by making a sandwich out of it. So you go right here. Oh, God. You know, we, uh, we need a new game, man. Well, I mean, w- demonstrate what you wanted me to do. Well, I just thought it would work if you take the top of my hand. Now, eggs are hard as a rock. They're, they're made of a superior, uh, s- superior- I don't think you can bust an egg in your hand. You just can't. No, you can't. Oh, you c- yeah. Unless you- Hold, hold it. Yeah, if you, if you hold an egg deep in your hand- You can't bust it. Because- Because of the, the- Because that's how it comes out of the hen. That, then, this is a hen- Ah ... this is a hen's internal squeezings. You have to, you have to take your hand and do that and break it. But if you just put it deep in your hand and squeeze, try it. This is, is this a joke? Put it, put it deep in your hand and try it. Deep in your hand. Oh! This is scary. This is the, this is it right here. Yeah, those little, those little chickens are so protective. Oh, my God. A hen's... I mean- There's people online who try to crush it between, like, in their, um, elbow crevice. Oh, really? Yeah. What? I mean, this is like- And can't? Uh, I don't think I've seen anyone do it. Like, hen kegels are, like- Yeah, yeah ... out of this world. Ah! Hen Kegel sounds like- ... a soap opera star. There's another one. They put, you put the egg on, like, a hard surface, and you put your forehead on it and try and press it, and it will not break. Yeah, he's right. Do it, Link. Yeah, you can't break an egg with your forehead. He is right. Join my dad, Charles, and me as we talk all things under the sun in our latest episode of Dispatches from Myrtle Beach. Happy. Birthday. To. You. Happy Birthday. No, y- Oh. You cannot... All right, now I get to go first.