GMMore 496: Link’s 6 Rules for Food Sharing

well that’s it that’s the only guess is that I got I’m just hungry Oh real hungry dude you want some of my baked potato you got some sure yeah I got a baked potato ah when I tease to the most surprising story that Devin Supertramp you know left a word I left a word out yeah and I was like you know what I didn’t need that word I’m not going back for that word but you should have taken your home advice about mumbling if you you make a mistake you accept it and correct it oh I accepted it you accepted I found what I felt known is it it’s just like when you’re going down the interstate and you missed the exit for the gas that you like well there’ll be another one or I’ll just pee and here’s what happens when somebody does that you missed a word but I could not tell you what word it was we need it but I know that something was wrong it’s like he missed a word but one way I don’t know it well enough didn’t say you meant so and so and I feel like most people will probably feel that way too you know what he meant to say was the most surprising story we’ve ever heard on air biscuits I feel like we could have talked about rules for sharing food for another hour maybe maybe we can do an air biscuit on the topic and continue it maybe not since we just talked about it but I will say don’t look at this because you might see my notes here okay um I jut it down a few blanket rules because we that will apply not to blankets but apply to every food that you might think could be shareable and then how to share it because you know we got very specific in the episode but I just felt the need to we you know we didn’t talk about every type of food so here’s some rules that I’ll propose it apply to everything you tell me what you think about these I’ll go through all of these real quick because they are going to go through all of them they kind of work as a set like I’ll just give you all of them okay just kind of think about and then what kind of revisit the ones that you want to want to follow up with agree or disagree with agree okay um here we go professor link six blanket rules to cover everything else that you could possibly eat but it doesn’t cover eating blankets because who are we kidding pigs and nobody eats blankets pigs in blankets different stores it pigs in blanket or pigs in blankets or bacon blankets I think it’s pigs in blankets if you more than one pig in a blanket pigs there’s a light there’s a blanket for every pig can I have a pig in a blanket I’d like five pigs in blankets if I was king that would be my only that would be the thing I said everybody into the speeches and no boy I get for every pig you know it’d be that with what I like if you’re running or like if you’re running for office when I ran for office to be like Rhett mcLaughlin for mayor I’ll blanket for every pig you figure out what that means um if one of your own children is eating something uh the rule is you can take it at any time parent Tex uh and not just a portion you can take Oliver if you want to go true you should take most of it they came from your loins or you’re hungry your spouse’s loins so if it’s someone else’s child and you want it and you want some of what they’re eating you can take it when their parents aren’t looking okay I agree with that if it’s something that your girlfriend or boyfriend is eating you just have to ask first okay if they say no that’s a bad sign if you’re in a dating relationship and they say no that’s a bad sign that’s an evil omen for your relationship you think you should going that you should have to ask it’s a no I’m I’m not yeah I’m saying not only do you have to ask but it is a test of your relationship if you ever want to know how your relationship is going ask for some of their food and if they say no you own the app it’s over let’s move on uh if they’re a friend just take it when they’re not looking I do that a lot with you I take a lot of you when you’re not looking you don’t get any of my food I need it so I’m so territorial ah get my food from me if it’s a spouse you can just take it when they are looking you but you don’t have to ask just just look them right in the eye and just take it and just keep talking that’s the rule keep talking when you when you when you marry the person when you can share a health insurance plan or whatever then you can just take whatever you want whenever you if they’re on your health insurance or vice versa yeah if you if you both have like you have your name on a bank account or a mortgage something like that car payment just look them right in the eye and take what it you don’t take whatever you want yeah what what’s yours is his and what his is ours or whatever you know I’m saying and lastly what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is yours right yeah that’s exactly I said that the first time what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine all right and lastly I if this is stranger you have to wait for them to pay their bill and leave their table which we have done we had an egg roll we shared an egg roll that was on a man’s plate but it was a whole leg roll it was not a bit narrow yeah he had not touched that I girl I’m pretty sure by the way we did make a video in 2008 called eating sharing people’s foods maybe you can search it part of the alcohols a great America rose on the internet we went to Chicago and we we were eating strangers foods and we ate strangers ice cream like like soft-serve ice cream we ate it go up go up to somebody in public who’s got an ice cream cone and on a hot day in Chicago and asking them hey can I have some of that ice cream and then we ended up tasting hey want some people’s art and we put a point system on it to see who went and you lose anything is your ice cream yes people were eating stuff outside in downtown Chicago and we would just go to him and like hate it that yeah we caught it mooching much and you would hey that guy’s got some coffee you want to go up and see if you can drink some of his coffee and then we ended up eating people’s soft-serve ice cream out homes it was nasty but people were totally into it okay because there’s different points it’s like eating ice cream after somebody you get certain amount of points eating someone’s ice cream and then giving it back to them and getting them to keep eating it that’s even more points yeah you know I feel like I definitely represent a person who eats a lot and a person who you replica as an agent yeah I I am one of those people and I always want other people’s food always I’m not a big fan of sharing food though I’m a taker I’m not a giver I will admit so a lot of times my wife and I will be at a restaurant and she’ll say you want to try this and I’m like yeah I’ll try it and then I then I won’t say you want to try some of this and she’ll she’ll be hurt but no no and a lot of times she’ll ask if she can have a bite and I’m totally fine anyways it is simply a I want to eat all of this it isn’t I want to eat all of this and I want to eat all of that I want to eat all of this and some of that I’m an all of this and some of that kind of guy as opposed to some of this yeah I know you and your wife did something for a long time and maybe you still do it where you guys would go out on a date and you would get one entree and split it yeah or which I mean I can’t do that and then we get dessert and but sometimes you would get two entrees and split half in half oh I love that yeah but that there’s something’s not sharing that’s like strategic variety and I totally unused to buy it and then you each get half and philosophically it makes sense but I get very nervous when I go to a tapas place because I know I’m the hungriest person there I have the longest arms of anyone you put those two things together and I rebel I if you were to I actually many times when I’m eating tapas with a group of people I visualize a pie chart that has everyone’s name on it how much food has this person eat and I look at me and I’m always like 80% of the pie I’m like Rhett is tearing this I talk about myself in third person draw pie chart in my chart and refer to yourself in 31st because I’m looking at people and I’m like you know what those nachos came out and I swear I ate 60% of those nachos at this 10 person table I just and so I got admit I’m a hypocrite because I don’t go by these rules because I noticed that other people don’t think like this people are like just enjoying one another’s company and talking and they’re in these deep conversations I’m like going and I mean just not every time a nacho finishes I’m in there with my hand again or you’ve been staring at a one slice of pizza for 10 yeah 9 minutes and 59 cents all I’m thinking about for that 10 minutes is that slice of pizza people talking about it’s just like war war war or one like sausage and pepperoni pizza I don’t have to get that sorry I could some guy can’t apologize for it that’s just who I am but my wife I mean what Christina we will not what will just reach over starting off each others plates I means like I gotta get somebody hit my mom’s just like me so much so that my family goes 4 of us mom and dad two sons we would go to show knees and get the hot fudge sundae nothing gets better than that it’s so good and and you can eat that because you would kiss your mom not make out with your mom but you do today I didn’t I never made out my mom they did my dad and my brother instituted something though they said Rhett and Mom have to share because they both eat so fast that if dad shares with Rhett readily eat the whole thing if dad shares if Cole shares with mom they so they put the two slow eaters together the two fast eaters together and my mom and I’d be like it’s like a contest like hot folks hunting be gone you’re like punching each other and they look over there and : my dad would have eaten like three bites you know it’s just it’s a pacing thing are you gonna eat that and then do you get it do you get some of it yeah I mean I’ve gotten to a point where I won’t I’ll get half as much as I want and then wait to see what my kids are left on their plate just because I feel bad about I won’t eat all their food if I’m eating a full plate but I feel bad about them throwing food away so I’ll eat half as much as I know I want and then I will eat the other half off of my three children’s plates I do that but it’s wicked it’s like grilled cheese and chicken is matters and stuff no my kid I mean my kids usually eat the same type of stuff they just don’t like it so they don’t eat it and then but then it’s just kind of cold but but at least I’m not throwing it away you’re eating it so that it won’t be thrown away are you eating it because you’re hungry both because I only take my half my serving so I’ve written I’ve been engineered hunger to compensate for – ready me for me I should do that that’s because I eat more than I actually want on my home plate and then I eat their plates – and not because I’m worried about waste just because I’m like well there’s more food out there mmm somebody’s got to eat it I mean some crocodile dads eat their own young they do yeah I’ve never done that what about ones devil babies

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