GMMore 616: Do You Have a Stupid Name?

I’m coming in now close them like a crab how’s that feel how you like that it’s not the top of my list I made it up all right just that people huh don’t say that don’t ask him to do that ask yeah so uh your biscuits getting in a full swing I’m glad to hear that um and hear that like first first song but you didn’t know I’m glad to hear that that thing well we recorded we record him and I’m not sure if we want to listen to it my god my grandmother’s name was Lou lean Lurlene so you think of your grandma it sounds like a southern name to me certainly so I think of an older woman with a southern accent I just think typical grandma an issue with gossip but what if yeah exactly right okay even though Lurleen my grandmother would didn’t have any issues with gossip but I will say that doesn’t make any sense as a transition what if you met just this like 20 year old super cool musician named Lurleen like what would you think would you be like that’s made up no I would be like oh you so you’re liking an indie rockabilly band you wouldn’t think that she had made the name of like yeah I’m gonna call myself Laura lein you would not believe that it was her actual name okay let’s go through a whole bunch more are you trying to are you like I’m really about this lower Lane thing what do you talking about if some if somebody tries to change the definition of a name the connotation of a name they might be just making it up especially in the case of Lurleen give me another one spin spin spin spin um smart guy really pale blonde of course um tennis player he also wears white all the time not great at tennis though he thinks he is right and he like drives one of those Mercedes the big SUV Mercedes like 100,000 men drugs a small car really yeah I give me he’s a big man how do you fit in a small car Fletcher Fletcher I would not would not want to hang out with Fletcher Fletcher is he like duck hunts no no no no no no no you got to go in here he’s like flurried really rich no he’s not we don’t ruin it he’s really rich and um look he’s a tool every spring me and my family go to the Hamptons and we go duck hunting right you know people who go hunting but they like spend thousand yeah I’m sure I agree with this Fletcher says more about the parents status than it does about the kids unless you I Fletcher out there sorry for the only snooty parents named their kids Fletcher I mean we take lost Oh have you heard about this cold brew coffee we lost every fan named Fletcher Fletcher turned six years old I’m gonna start feeding him culprit coffee but the thing that you gotta understand is that these er names hunter Fletcher Skyler these are big names right now man these er names for boys big-time they give it’s another name chase chase chase know it sounds desperate yeah you can’t give us names of people here because you guys know they’re chasing these names these names are how I think about these names from from now on did you say stormy yeah Eddie Eddie Eddie is Google Dean editing editing strange blade blade I mean I think of Wesley Snipes yeah cuz he was in a movie called blade like ooh Trixie Trixie she she’s an author one works at a convenience store smoking problems you got she definitely smokes she’s got that smoking voice and and she’ll give you like free stuff from behind the counter without asking you know why cuz she’s tricky yeah I J give me another hey Zane Zane really likes Zane really likes arrest I think I’m one of getting as I don’t like any names I’m sorry I don’t know what pay Peyton Peyton kinda I know a newer Payton you what Payton you think of you think of my kids have a friend named Peyton I know a girl and a boy named Peyton a girl and a boy named Peyton he’s an easy nice enough guy but I mean I I don’t know what his middle name is but I should find out soon when he starts using it just kidding diamonds diamond is not a name really yeah diamond Matthews remember diamond Matthews Miss Dymond oh this is a great story okay diamond Matthews the grandmother of someone we grew up with Maria Maria Matthews and her you know do you know that diamonds sisters were all named like diamond ruby emerald they were all named gems and they were like many of them and their brother was named Jim I don’t know you know it was something crazy like that I do think it was so I think a diamond I think of miss diamond you know sweet old lady my mom’s husband Lewis all of her his brothers names are Ned Ted Fred and Edie and Lewis and he’ll aim is and that’s not a joke man Fred Ned Ted and what Fred red Edie I think it said there’s no red why do they call him red Fred Ned Ted and Lewis I think I don’t thinks I don’t think they’re shortened I don’t think there’s an Edward Ned word give us no mills really i nils nilsen I would say okie I would think that Nils was cool because I would think this is a cool family it’s like this is the kind of family you’re not Niles you he’s his friend you want a house this is the kind of family you want to hang out because the parents are cool and you hang out at their house a lot I’m all right yeah see because they name their kids names like them telling you the parents are cool and it’s nots not Fletcher Nils and Fletcher totally different ends of the spectrum Fletcher is like we’re trying to say something about our child but it’s pretentious and Nils is just like he’s cool moonshine moonshine has a nickname what Seth Seth Seth Seth no no I’m not no several Seth’s Seth all business don’t don’t give us weird names give us average names like Seth what do you think when you say Seth I think all business like go-getter Seth he’ll get it done he’s a Seth I think he’s trustworthy guy he’s gonna you get what you what he gives yeah yeah he is what he shows he’s not too overbearing he’s not too behind-the-scenes he said even keel or Bobby Stevie baby no comment Lee I’m like tree Liam I think I think that both of us independently considered Liam as a child name I think it was in the rotation am I wrong about that yeah until when we would say it it sounds like tree Liam everybody back home Mason Liam Mason is an occupation sounds like somebody from eastern North Carolina saying Liam the tree Liam the tree limb fell on my car limb Liam you know they give two syllables of things in the tree Liam the tree limbs make it like a way of the tree why you calling that boy tree Liam part of a tree a couple more rapid fashion Kyle Kyle is a neutral I’m neutral Kyle I’m wrong oh that’s the last name made into a first name he hangs out with Fletcher Fletcher and Armstrong and then they form like a company that makes clothes for sailors Fletcher and Armstrong clothes for sailors beach wear novel area that’s an STD I came down with malaria Larry get out everybody’s like oh you running a mosquito net yeah you know it’s like come on now all right so uh hilarious hilarious think twice three times a lady before you name your child something and just if you’re thinking about Fletcher right now I mean I think we’ve made it pretty clear you should you should move on and this is coming from a dad who named his kid land you

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