
okay we thought about some black so we’re going to do a voiceover now that is going to be added on top of it and we’re gonna do that right now here in good mythical more hmm and then Morgan’s gonna edit that over us thinking so when you were thinking what were you doing did you just look you when I saw you at the very end and you look very like pleased like you were in love with I am and I was like really thinking about it and like and I was like it was like I was surprised you know the thing about fake plants is they look real yeah it looks so real man and I think a conversation is not a conversation it’s not like I’m here you really want to do this right now yes it was your idea so yeah I want to get with some better than that and then we we are going to discuss some more of these questions so stick around but let’s create this moment here do it and say the thing I did my oh he can just use it yeah that’s right he’s an editor fake plants I find myself still wanting a water should I not do that I still did it as if I heard you but it’s fine oh you guys thank you Jeff sometimes I’m so convinced that they’re real that I wait for them to sometimes they’re so convincing that wait for the fruit no that’s good you got it you’re gonna use that I’ll wait for the fruit fake plants what a great intervention why didn’t I invent fake plants cuz they were invented before I was born probably but you know what I don’t think the plants I have are fake I think they’re real I think they’re after my soul that’ll work make that work Morgan Morgan’s not here right now I’m speaking into the editor ethos and I’m gonna go ahead and just throw a little caveat out there if if we come up with something funny or later that’s going in there really you didn’t think that was funny enough I thought that was hilarious Kim let me ask a question you want us to promote clearly Canadian you want us to do that right now Stevie listen here’s what we’ve done we’ve just by way of review we have discovered that clearly Canadian our favorite drink if you’ve not heard I’m sure you have heard can come back if enough of us pledged to purchase cases if we reach a certain number we are very close to reaching that number and then everyone who has pledged that credit card will be charged at that point and you will be shipped the first ever a brand new batch of clearly Canadian and then all in unison in a live web streaming event we’re going to toast and drink are clearly Canadian and we’re going to give you a tour of our studio that is going to be so it’s going to be an exclusive event for those of you who have pledged so for those of you now your opportunities getting slim yes right because we’re close we hit 25,000 the opportunity is over and Stevie wants us to promote it now because she’s a believer like at first she was like I don’t know about this guy’s why are you so excited this is just tapping into your childhood it’s a beverage I mean give me a break she’s she’s oftentimes a voice of reason around here but we have swayed her and now she like cut her she bleeds clearly Canadian that’s not safe or she will she will and a lot of people vast and not yet in the commercials that we’ve been making on Facebook where we drink out of the bottles that’s not clearly Canadian we’re drinking it’s just water because this hasn’t been made yet and we also saw I saw someone comment on the last time we talked about clearly Canadian they’re like guys clearly Canadian it’s is is in Canada we’ve got it already no you don’t and you might have something that you think is going to get myogenic lis frozen clearly Canadian unless it’s one of the original bottles from when it when it was originally bought on the shelves it don’t exist you want there’s clear there are some other things that may be in imitators but you don’t have clearly Canadian it doesn’t exist unless we band together and bring it back okay let’s ask some more of these questions oh yeah you got to go to I don’t know you got to go to clearly Canadian comm it’s very self-explanatory once you’re there your credit card will not be charged until we reach a reality of 25 million I’m not gonna say if it becomes a reality 25 minutes really 25,000 case 25 million we’re never gonna get asked me a question okay for discussion we’ll all answer if I did say I want to know why coffee makes you poop I do I do think I know why coffee makes you poop what I really want to know about is aliens not kidding like if I could look into a crystal ball and I could see like why are they so ugly in movies I don’t mean that they’re that way because we’ve imagined them that way I want to know what the closest alien race looks like I want to see a picture of of it that’s a loaded statement in in this crystal ball because I’m pretty sure that they do exist well if crystal ball exists in aliens existed we’ll say that if they they show up in the crystal ball you think you’re are you seriously acquitting crystal balls with the possible existence of aliens I don’t want to believe in aliens why it’s they’re ugly circular argument I know that statistic was speaking everyday statistically speaking that there they have to be out there and I’m coming to grips with that but what are you scared about I just don’t think about the way that I think about aliens I think about the way that I think about aliens they’re making movies about us right now and how ugly are we she knows we might look exactly like we do and they may think that’s ugly because they’re watching us if they have a crystal ball they’ll see it if you knew and that in one year you would die suddenly what would you change would you change anything about the way you’re living and why okay so if I got my previous wish of knowing when I was gonna die and the answer was a year from now what would I do differently um I would embark on a year-long search for my replacement of you first would be like red and Bob no I’m talking about a father to my kids and a husband to my wife is this sad that’s weird I’m not good I mean you can find a replacement for me for the show I mean in my wife yes my wife is capable of dating and finding a replacement husband and or just a different husband so you don’t have to be a replacement it’s just a little glimpse of how much of a control freak you are that you want to control the rest of your wife’s life with in your absence no no she’s she’s involved in the process too which makes it so weird but so I just have to be a nationwide search man that’s weird global sir why can’t she just leave finish all she’s got to do anyway me until you die pick a dude and do the 36 questions then it takes care of it that’s true it shouldn’t take you smart enough to figure out who she’s lying yes she is smart enough to figure out who’s gonna pick somebody just like you you know what after being married to you all this time she’s already thinking like if I had to get married again these are the things that I wouldn’t want in a husband I mean that’s what people that right that’s fair so let her have that okay let her pick her own man I thought I was being powerful issue in this relationship I thought I was being helpful but maybe maybe you’re right maybe I’m not I I just I want I want my wife to feel if she wants to get remarried she shouldn’t feel guilty and I’ve told her that well you can just tell her that now I’ve already told her okay is it weird that we talked about that you know kinda have a dark sense of humor so sometimes we talk about what mom I did not talk it’s not like a last will and testament but we’re all gonna die and one of us is gonna die for the other one and if if it happens to be like in the next year then I want her to be able to have a life and it not be defined solely by me being dead okay all right I’ve been looking I’ve got three candidates what are what kind of reality show would that be that’s a good idea for a reality show right Widow Widowmaker no Widow fish Widow picker widows big widows begin to hold show takes place on messes so guard this and she goes to the mountain and you send different guys up to the top of the mountain widow’s peak husband hold on that would be an interesting reality show seriously you take a woman you put her on top of a mountain it’s it’s either sexist no you well let’s just roll with it for a second and you see because we’ll do the opposite later just like back you started out with the bachelor didn’t you I got to do the Bachelorette see I do the same thing but you put you put this woman at the top of a mountain and you tell all the guys that her husband is dead and then they are trying to vie for her love and then he gets down to the end and then the real husband comes out he says I’m not dead and they’re like what way to make a decision cuz and she may have fallen in love with that other oh my gosh that’s horrible tell her that the husband is dead she falls in love with another guy then the husband comes back I think you think you can do that for one season we all think you know I think people are thinking this is such a horrible thing that we’re talking about but I think when you’ve been married X number of years why don’t I talk about exes then you can start to talk about these yeah I mean we talk cuz there’s how long would it take you to get remarried you know what how long would you start would it take for you to start dating somebody and then I’m like I don’t you start dating somebody then the definitely I in the ground I don’t care and my wife is like I feel like I mean you should wait at least a year you know and I’m like okay yeah my dad always says mine next why it’s gonna be rich my mom my mom my wife my mom okay there’s another thing another problem that I have Christy my wife she said if I die first and at a young age or if I die young I don’t want you to remarry at all I want you to get a nanny it a really ugly nanny for the kids that’s what she said how about get a hot nanny she’s thought this through she doesn’t want she doesn’t want me to marry the nanny but if she’s dead right she’s dead this is what she’s decided if she dies young I’m to get a really ugly mani to take care of my kids and then what but when do you when do you get the date again I don’t ugly nanny the widow’s replacement fugly nanny widow’s bleak ask me another question the last one uh well you don’t even know what I’m gonna do differently what yeah what are you gonna do differently I would sale I would say take my family on a sailing sailing boat I could know how to sail and I don’t have time to Train so I get somebody who can sail it and we would just so let me get this right you contribute so little to the quality of life of your wife and kids that you’re gonna waste their last year with you on Earth by just going doing what you want to do no it’s all right no is to create an adventure man to have the last memories they have is going around the world with their dad that’s about to die and then they just you die and they just right over the edge and come on back and then she’s got to find a husband on her own we come back tomorrow I think I don’t have a trouble finding a husband you come you cut you come back to the port at the end and you die on land you don’t die at sea of course I could die at sea roll you right over the edge aye aye let me just fill in the you’re dying right now I cried at Cirque de Soleil I wanted I said I promised I would talk about that I just want to quickly but you changed your mind but yeah it’s too embarrassing no when we went to Vegas for Locke’s dive meet we went to Cirque de Soleil never been before which one miss dad what miss dad why are you trailing off like that I miss dad because that’s what they do it’s like mystery in French I think you first of all let me have you ever been to one I’ve been to the parking lot of one I saw the tens anybody ever been to one okay on I been it – I’ve been twice as much as you unbelievable unbelievable by far dr. Harrison how trappy is gonna make you cry well first of all let me do it wasn’t just the trapeze even though I did cry the trapeze what no is there a story no it wonderment I was so amazed at what they were doing and how awesome it was that I was like sitting there like a little kid and I realized that I was tearing up and this happened like three times really it was so are usually amazing are you sure you weren’t thinking about how much the tickets cost no that’s another story I paid for the entire show the price of all form family members playing poker and winning might have hit the bottom I did I went and said I’m going to play poker at the Bellagio and I’m going to pay for all right start disarray and it’s that simple and I went and I did it was that simple I just read an article about how to play poker before I live like you’re like reading an article in there no well that’s blackjack I read it I read an article about how to play this particular type of table one – no limit and did exactly what the article said and I and I went $200 and then just went and paid for the circus alight and then cried like a baby three times then I didn’t weep I was teary-eyed okay okay I highly recommend it I don’t like you anymore your house containing everything you own catches fire after saving your loved ones and pets you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item what would it be and why I’ve saved my loved ones and I don’t have pets so can I get two things you got a hermit crab and fish nope not anymore now we do have some fish okay I wouldn’t say the fish sorry he’s in water he’s gonna be I’d save a dog or cat they don’t breathe air I save any mammal but I’m not gonna cuss not make it up getting the aquarium outside I’m gonna take the equipment throw it on the fire so at this point no one has fallen in love with you what would I run back in for the third time my shower head like I got a really nice showerhead on my shower and like dumps all this water on you it’s just great I don’t want to have to go buy another one it’s they may not they may not excel I’m anymore you have to unscrew it that’s gonna take a while Hince that’s the only thing I got I mean there’s really not you know I think this I think this is revealing in a good way my healthy lifestyle I have nothing have nothing uh my laptop my phone if it fell out of my pocket I’d probably pick it back up I get all my wood wood things because they’re definitely not gonna make it to the fire yeah I really I mean photo albums that’s kind of a we have a photo I had a backup online I got a backup online I don’t I can burn I don’t care what would you say yeah the cloud has really made everything what if the cloud more flammable
