Good Mythical Weekend. Are you looking for a trivia game that makes you question just how crazy the answers might be? This is D’S Nuts. Hello and welcome back to D’S Nuts. I’m your host, Rachel Pegram, and let’s jump right into our first question. Women are proven to do something 73% more often than men. What is that thing? A. Blink. B, drink water. C, sneeze. Or….. D, Jordan Myrick. Not kill their wives. Oh, pretty good. Pretty good. Now, Claire and Leona, it is time for you to lock in your answers, okay? Okay. Based on what you just heard. So get those on there. And now, before you reveal your answer, Claire, why don’t you tell us, why’d you pick it? My feeling is that blinking and sneezing out of your control. Right. I’m guessing there’s gender parody. So the only thing women could be superior at on purpose, and therefore they would be, drink water. Okay. With a B. All right. With a B. Pretty nice. Drink water with a B. Uhhuh, Leona. Everyone knows that women’s main way of flirting is batting their beautiful lashes. Uh-huh. It’s obviously A. A. Okay. And I’m gonna tell you right now that the correct answer was. A, blinks. That’s right, Leona. Yeah. So you’re gonna be getting a point. You’re on the board. You stick with me. You’re on the board, well, again, be careful with that. You know, don’t wanna just do a, the whole game. It’s not a Scantron. Now let’s officially meet our mythical panel. We got Link Neal. We got Jordan Myrick and we got Jordan Morris. Guys, you can call me Jordan too, I guess. What? Yeah. Okay. Honorary Jordan for the day. Ah, wow. So how are you guys doing? I feel so knowledgeable about trivia today. That’s awesome. Which is not usual for me. Whoa. Yeah, I’m feeling great. I’m feeling ready for one of you to win. Oh, I love that. And I love to see you guys, now. And you know who, I also love to see our contestants. I’ve never seen you before in my life, but I love to see you. I’m also doing good. Oh, and I’m really sorry. And I’m really sorry, Jordan. Jordan, go ahead. How are you doing, please? Girl, I got nothing. I don’t know how I’m doing. You were right to skip me. I don’t wanna skip you. Thank you. I never wanna skip you. I’m gonna give you more attention. Okay? I’m doing great and I’m happy to be here. Thank you so much. Now back to these strangers. Hey guys. Now you guys are friends with someone on the crew. Who are you guys friends with? I’m friends with Maureen. Oh, ooh, there she is. She’s a writer. Beautiful. And who are you friends with? I’m friends with Chase. Chase. Chase. Wow. Look at that. The Chase? Chase is trying to get redeemed a little bit. It was a pretty rough last time for his friend. Yeah, I heard. Yeah. But you’re gonna step it up friend wise? Uh huh. Okay. Yeah. You’re ready to rock. Yeah. I mean, look one question down, nine to go. That’s true. You’re already on the board. True. Exactly. Okay. That brings us to what we’re playing for today. The winner of the first part of today’s game will have the chance to win a Dream Day off of work paid for entirely by Mythical, and you guys will get to join them. That’s pretty nice, if you’re free. Yeah. Are you guys free a lot or no? I am. I’m free a lot. That’s pretty nice. I’ll make time for him. I love that. Now, let’s get back into the game. The theme of today’s game is a subject that is near and dear to my heart. Women. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. I think they can do anything men can do. Is that true? We’re working on it. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, we’re trying to get there, and for that reason and that reason alone, all of the questions today will have something to do with. Women. Hello. Yeah. Here is your next question. Miki Sudo is one of the world’s top female competitive eaters. She’s eaten 48.5 hot dogs in 10 minutes. 16.5 pints of ice cream in six minutes and eight and a half pounds of another particular food in six minutes. What was that food? A, New England clam chowder. B, kimchi. C, Chicken Wings. Or D, Jordan Morris. Beloved character actor, Walton Goggins. Oh. Because he’s a light guy. Yeah, he’s good. Everything. Yeah. You could slurp him down. Yeah, he’s a snack, some say a snack. Yeah, I might. Alright. Claire and Leona, it’s time for you to lock in your answers. Go ahead and get to decide. And there we go. Now Claire. Why have you chosen your answer? Well, let me start by saying I don’t feel good about it. Okay. Um, I feel like if you drank kimchi too spicy and then if you drank clam chowder, eight and a half pounds wouldn’t even fit. Okay? So chicken wings. Chicken wings. C, C, C. Okay. Strong answer. Strong answer. Leona, what do we got over there? I just feel like. 8.5 pounds is a lot and six minutes is very little. So I had to go with something fast. She’s right. You. Oh, okay. And you went with a with again. Alright, well the correct answer was. B, kimchi. Sorry. Yeah. She was slurping that kimchi down quick. That much kimchi? Yeah. That’s amazing. Six minutes, eight and a half pounds. Yeah. Ooh. It can be slurpable, you know? So there’s no points. I think it’s good for your biome. Yeah. It’ll have you pooping nice. That’s what it does. They’ll have you puking right away. Eight and a half pounds. Eight and a half pounds. Not if you’re strong. No man could do that. No, and that’s why it’s amazing to be a woman. You get to create life. Yeah. You can eat a bunch of kimchi. Yeah. Nice. Before we move on to the next questions, I’m gonna explain a little something called double Ds and not the way that you’re maybe thinking about it, because sometimes D can be the right answer. I know it seems like a lot of jokes, you know, but sometimes it’s the truth. And if you get it, you get a double D, AKA double points. So sometimes it’s worth it to risk it for the d. Now to our next question, Madam CJ Walker is thought to be the first female self-made millionaire. What did she make her millions doing? A, making prosthetics for female amputees. B, making hair haircare products for black women. C. Making attractive sneakers for active women. Or D, Link. Making vibrators for horny women. Okay. Pretty nice. Somebody’s gotta make ’em. Uh, and why not? Okay, now Claire and Leona, you guys ready to lock in your answers? Ready to put something on the board? Okay. Claire, what do you got? I think. That it’s B. Uhhuh, and that’s it. That’s, and that’s and that, and that’s on that. Thank you. Yeah. Okay. Now, Leona. I, uh, also feel like a lot of people have hair, so I went with B. A lot of people have hair, so I went with B. That’s beautiful. And I’ll tell you what the correct answer was, B, making hair care products for black women. So you both get points pretty nice. How’s that feel? I like having a point. Congratulations. I like still having more points than Claire. Whoa. And the plot thickens. This is getting spicy. Yay. I was suspicious of Link’s answer because he had to specify that they were vibrators for horny women. I like that. The idea of like. These are vibrators for tired women or hungry women. Oh, what? Women are a monolith. We all have to use the same thing. Thank you. Right. I saw ladies turning tears. Oh, you have to be horny to use a vibrator. Yeah. Oh, what? You have to be horny if you’re a woman. Right? Oh say can– Okay. Whoa. I almost cried. Thank you. Uma Thurman. Uzo Aduba and Ursula, the Sea Witch all have one thing in common. They’ve all given a mermaid legs in exchange for her voice. Also, their names all start with the letter U, which is the least common first initial for a woman in the United States. But what is the most common first initial for a woman? A, A. B, E. C, J. Or, D Jordan Morris. B-D-S-M-I-R-L. And it could be. And it could be. That might be it. Yeah, it might be. I don’t, and we’re gonna find out once we clear and Leona, you guys got your answers ready? You gotta decide. Yeah. Put it down. Put it down. Put something down. All right, Claire, what do you got? So what I did is thought about the women in my family. Mm-hmm. And that’s gonna be A. Oh, A for a, okay. Anna’s, you got it. Anna’s all the way down. It’s Anna’s. Anna, but that’s just one name. Yeah. Start with, and all the women share it. There are. I mean, you agree with me, so I’m glad, but I’m just saying your logic– Link’s trying to talk you out of it, basically. Anna is just one name. I mean, it seems like you know women with a lot of names there, like Amanda. There’s a lot of beautiful women’s names. Anastasia. Arachnid. Arthur. Question is how many by population? Right? Right. Not how many names are there. And there’s a lot of Annas. Yeah. A lot of people are getting named Anna. Hey, stick with me. Most women are named Anna. I agree. Leona. I feel like I did choose the middle name answer because everyone’s middle name is Elizabeth. So I went with E. Oh, and you went with E. Even though I know I’m doing first names Elizabeth, Emily. Emily’s out there. Yeah. There’s a lot of E’s. There’s a lot of E’s. Ustice. A lot of Ustice’s. Yeah. Cutie little Ustice’s. Well, the correct answer was. A. Let’s go. I just wanted to make sure, that you were sure, Claire. Yeah, it was a. For my Anna’s. I like that lLnk’s playing. Like we get something if they pick us. Oh, I, I, I’m getting a lot already. Oh, what are you getting? Ego. Okay. Beyonce is one of the most famous women in the world. During an interview back in 2001, she was asked what animal she would be if she wasn’t already human. What animal did Beyonce say? A, lion. B, Whale. C, Hummingbird. Or, D, Jordan Myrick. She said, there’s no animal quite like a human woman. Oh, women. Women, yeah. Let’s go ahead and clap. That’s a direct quote. Let’s give it some energy. That’s a direct quote, Claire. That’s a direct quote. Yeah, that could be a direct quote. Claire. Yeah, Leona. Let’s get some answers up. Let’s get some answers up. Okay. And Claire, what have you picked? Well, I’ve just sort of put myself into Beyonce’s shoes as I do. You gotta. Most mornings. And I thought about 2001 obviously. The towers, um. Of course. And I thought, yeah. Good instincts, Claire. Good instincts. I think that Beyonce would’ve sort of fumbled that one. So I went with D’s nuts. Wow. You went with D? I, it was a direct quote. Mm-hmm. Going crazy on them. I believe it. And you should. You should believe women. And I do every time. You should believe every woman. In the face of evidence. Yes. That goes against it. Yes. Exactly. Wait. Um, I don’t actually, sometimes you’re just saying yes, Leona. Um, I also wanted to put myself in Beyonce’s shoes and Leona means lioness, and so I, you know, wanna be closer to her, so. Closer to Beyonce. You went with A. Yeah. Alright, well the correct answer was. B, Whale. Because they sing? Really? She does say whale. It’s kind of a goofy little interview. I have seen it. She says Whale. And people thought that she was high, but she wasn’t. She’s just goofy as ever. Amazing. Goofy. And it was a direct quote from me. Yeah, you said it. I heard it. I made it up. You said it. I heard you. Which is powerful. A lot of people call her bay, which is short for Bayline. Which are the hairs that whales use to filtered krill. Say more. That was– Say more. That was very funny. It was a walk, but you got us there. Yeah. It was worth it. It was good to do and it’s definitely staying in the video. We’re keeping this in. Yeah, we’re keeping everything. I know. We, why are we talking about whether it’s gonna be in, because its definitely. We’re always doing one long shot. And it’s definitely good. Yes. And I’m good. Um, okay. Onto our next question. Caroline Cossey was the first trans woman to pose for Playboy. She also appeared in a memorable Smirnoff vodka advertisement back in 1980. What was she doing in the ad? A. Walking a tight rope while taking a shot. Oh. B. Directing traffic while chugging from a bottle. Hmm. C. Operating a forklift while drinking a Cosmo. Or D, Link. Water skiing behind the Lochness monster while holding a martini. Okay. All right. Kind of ride nessy. Yeah. That’s pretty nice. Okay. Now that a picture has been painted AKA, all the answers have been given. What are you guys gonna pick? Yeah. Claire, Leona. Leona, Claire. Put ’em down. Put ’em down so we can pick ’em up. There it is. There it is. Alright. I’m gonna switch it up. Leona, why’d you pick what you pick? Well, I was just imagining what you would be wearing during this and I thought like you could have a sexy little crosswalk outfit. Mm-hmm. While also drinking sounds very dangerous, but could be fun. Okay. So you went with B. What’s a sexy crosswalk outfit? It’s like a, you know, vest. Like a crossing guard. Yeah. Yeah. That’s what I was. And you’re directing traffic. I know you’re like taking a drink about, but I knew it immediately. You knew. Go sign. She’s talking about nothing but vest. Well. This is one where I won’t even pretend to be confident. Okay? I’m gonna say operating a forklift whilst drinking a martini. Was that it? Cosmo cos Cosmo. Cosmo. Okay, change your answer now. You know what’s cocktail is? You’re in the midst. This is like that um, thing where it’s like, oh, there’s three doors and there’s a goat, and you have a better chance of getting the goat if you switch your answer. No, I’ve never heard of that one. Yes. Everyone said yes. Heard of that. Everyone said yes. Common, common philosophy puzzle. Just let it happen. Is the prize goat? The martini answer, I do just wanna say was D but if you, if you wanna stick with a I want, I want you to do that. Because that’s what you chose. And I chose a with confidence. Okay. Alright, well we’re gonna see what the correct answer is. And it is D water skiing behind the Lochness monster while holding a martini. Amazing. You know, and I did say Martini was the other one. I’m not trying to help anybody, but I just wanted to make sure you got the answer that you wanted. Okay. Hey, that’s all right you guys. The score is still tied right now. Yeah. So it’s anyone’s game. Get something on the board. Yeah. Katy Perry recently made history for being the cringiest woman in space, but the first woman in space, as well as the first known lgbtq plus astronaut was Sally Ride. Before becoming an astronaut, she was on track to be a professional athlete in what sport? A golf. B Dressage. C Tennis. Or, D, Jordan Myrick. Synchronized scissoring. There you go. How? How do you. You can do it. Practice. You synchronize. Yeah. Synchronize. I thought you kind of wanted to do opposite. I will confidently say that doing scissoring is not two people doing opposites. And, and today with the theme of women, we’re gonna keep it moving. Claire, Leona. Answers. It’s time for those answers. Get ’em in there. Alright, now Claire, what do you got? My thinking is that dressage too silly. Golf. If you were really good at golf, it might just be like, oh, she’s really good at golf. Mm-hmm. Versus saying, oh, a professional athlete. Okay. So that’s why I went with tennis. Oh, went with C with tennis. Okay. All right. I quibble with your opinion. The dressage is silly. I find it beautiful. Oh, and can silly things not be beautiful? Wow. Touche. Oh my God, you idiot. So dumb Leona. I just wasn’t sure. So it was between A and C. Mm-hmm. And I used to watch a lot of tennis, so I, in my head was like, maybe I would’ve recognized her name. So I went with. Golf. You went with a, with golf. Not watching golf. You’re not watching golf? No. Anything could be happening with golf. Exactly. Not a lot, usually. No. Slow. Yeah. Pace. Yeah. Out. The correct answer was C. Yes! Tennis. Thank you. Got tennis. Yeah. You got a point. C Squad represent, C cups. What are we called? C. C. C Cup. Yeah. Y’all are the C Cup? Yeah. The A’s. The B’s and the C’s. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Pretty nice. That’s fun. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. Alright, now we’ll move to our next question. It wasn’t until 2023 that human blood was ever used to test absorption in period products 2023. It’s not that long ago. What liquid do most manufacturers use instead? A, pig’s blood. B, cranberry juice. C, saline. Or, D, Link. Really runny oatmeal, uh, you know what I’m saying? Really runny. Uhhuh. Yeah. Viscous. That’s that’s true to life. It’s for a sick woman. And y’all are pretty sick women. So tell us, what are your answers? Let’s get ’em up. Let’s get ’em up. You gotta decide. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Leona, why did you choose your answer? I felt like almost all of those other options would’ve been better at testing the product. Mm-hmm. So I went with the one that seemed less. The least effective. So I went with cranberry juice. Oh, B cranberry juice. Okay. That’s pretty nice. Claire. I also did this sort of a mental. I just sort of thought about period blood for a while. Over year. Uhhuh emotional and I think, yeah, sort of heavy, how to cry. Um, but I, I just, this, I can’t really know how they would, but I said pigs blood. Yeah. And they could be. I mean, I know how they would, but it would be pretty upsetting. Yeah. They’re gutting and they’re spilling. Hello? On the stuff. Just like a period. Yeah, in a way. Well, the correct answer was C saline. So none of none of that. None of that was happening. Okay. Not really doing anything crazy with the pig. Yeah, it was saline, classic saline, you know, saline solution. That’s what they were using. Beautiful name for a woman too. Saline. Oh, you’re right. That’s beautiful. Saline. It’s like somebody’s aunt. Somebody’s fun aunt. Yeah, leanie. Hey. She never got married, but she has like a lot of pottery that she does. Yeah. Aw, that’s sweet. I love lean. Saline. What? Let’s, let’s be clear. One of the most iconic and badass women in comic book history is Wonder Woman, but even superheroes need a way to pay those bills in volume two. Issue number 73, what did Wonder Woman do in order to start earning a paycheck? A, she became a rocket science whiz. B, she became an engineering whiz. C. She became a computer programming whiz. Or D, Jordan Morris. She became an employee at Taco Whiz. Mm. Taco Whiz. Haven’t heard of it, but. Yeah, I bet it’s good. Could be delicious. Now, Claire, Leona, what are we feeling? Yeah, get ’em on there. Get ’em up there. That’s okay. That’s all right. But you gotta pick. Good job. Alright. Thanks for picking now, Leona, why’d you pick that? Um, I just could kind of picture her in a lab coat. Okay. So I went Rocket scientist. Rocket scientist. Okay. Wonder Woman. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, I can see that. Okay, Claire? Um, yeah, I could just picture her in a polyester shirt. So I said Taco whiz. Taco Whiz. Okay. You went with D. Well. Went with D. Pretty wild. There’s a lot at stake there. The correct answer was D. Let’s go. Yeah. She became an employee at Taco Whiz. That’s double point. Double Ds. Was she delivering? Was she like flying around or? Oh, she delivered. I’ve read it. Yeah. She goes to work at Taco Whiz. Yeah. And she’s just kind of working, she’s not doing anything crazy there. She like busts some shady boss types who are being like, uh, mean to the labor. She’s, you know, always got good takes. Okay. Wonder Woman. Yeah. Nice lady. Pretty. How are the tacos there? I think they’re, I think they’re supposed to be bad. I think they’re like supposed to be comically bad. Aw, wow. We’ve kind of come to our last. Main little question here. Yeah. Pretty, pretty tough. Um, some of the most famous women in the world are Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia, and Rose, AKA, the Golden Girls. Now, some may know that the Golden Girls had a seven season spinoff called Empty Nest, but it also had another spinoff that lasted just one season. What was that spinoff called? A, the Platinum Girls. B. Solid Gold. C, the Golden Palace. Or, D, Jordan Morris. Very old Sheldon. Okay. Leona and Claire. Yeah. Time for you to pick your answers. Let’s see. Alright, and Claire. Why’d you choose your answer? Well, the platinum girl seems too on the nose. Okay. The Golden Palace seems like a cult or where you go to die if you belong. So I went with solid gold. Why did you give me that look? ’cause you belong. Wow. Finally. Oh, I’ll join your cult. I’ll do it. And so you went with B. Beautiful. All right. Now Leona. I recently watched Golden Girls for the first time, and the streaming service kept trying to get me to watch this, which was the Golden Palace. Wow. Okay. So you went with C. The correct answer was, C, the Golden Palace. Whoa, Leona, you got a point. Leona knew something. The algorithm can give you the answer to any question. Trust the algorithm. Trust the algorithm, and that’s what we learned today. That’s not what we should take away. No, that’s the takeaway today. Okay, with a final score of five to three. Claire, you have just won a payday off of work for Maureen. Wow. Wow. And there she is. Who is this girl? Uh, what are you guys gonna do on that beautiful day off? Well, Claire’s first suggestion when I asked her for ideas was skydiving. So we’re gonna do a spa day. Whoa. Before we move on to the bonus round, we wanna thank you for playing Leona. Thank you so much. Thank you, Leona. You did great. You did incredible. Incredible. But Claire, we’re not done with you yet. You’ve already won Maureen a day off, but if you can win the bonus round, mythical will pay for the spa day. This is deception. Welcome to Deception, Claire. Here’s how this goes. It’s basically three truth and a lie. I’m gonna give you four facts about women. Your job is to tell us the one that is not true. You ready? The lie, you’re gonna find the lie. Got it. You gotta find the lie, not the truth. You’re finding the lie. There’s a lot of truth. There’s only one lie, and that’s what you’re finding is the one lie. You got it? Yeah. I love that. Okay, here we go. Which of these facts is a lie? A Merriam-Webster’s 2017 word of the Year was feminism. B in old English, the word woman means birth giver. C, female black widow. Spiders engage in sexual cannibalism. D, the 2000 film what Women Want starring Mel Gibson was originally supposed to star. Tim Allen, and you are free to discuss these with the panel to figure out what you wanna do. What do you guys think? Uh, I think C is true. I would know that having a fair amount of experience with sexual cannibalism in the past. Check me out on OnlyFans. Nice. I’m missing several toes. Yeah, you can’t see. I think that D could also be true, because I don’t think it’s a huge stretch to think that a movie that has Mel Gibson in it could have Tim Allen in it instead, right? Mm-hmm. That doesn’t feel like a reach to me. What do we think about 2017 being the year that feminism was the word of the year? That sounds like some dumb sh-t they would do. Right? That feels like they’re like, we’re taking a stand. Sure. Yeah. Us the dictionary. Yeah. Feminism is the word of the year. Sure. We’re sorry about everything else. It would just be pretty late in the game for them to do that. Would it? Hmm. Would it? Right. When was the woman’s March? 2016? No, 2017. It was 17. Inauguration. Yeah. Oh, something to think about. You got some clarity. No. I don’t think women means birth giver. Should I say more? Women are more than that. I think they did not think that back in the old English times though. But also in what language? I took two years of Latin. Right. So woman does not mean birth givers, what you’re saying. I don’t remember that from high school. And your feelings are valid. Thank you. And how much do you remember from high school? Not, nothing I can say on this program. I basically only know that Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin. I know nothing else from high school. Hey, Bayline. Oh yeah, that bayline thing. And it’s definitely in the video, so it’s good that we’re calling back to it. Well, you feel ready? To make a choice? If I do that. Do you see us at a spa? I don’t know. Oh, big reveal. D. Okay. And you’re picking a lie. A lie. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I literally forgot that. Wait, I forgot. Whatcha talking. You forgot. I know the feeling. I actually forgot that. Girl, it’s, it’s two truths and a lie. It’s for, it’s for what? Listen, I’m not making women look good, but, I did forget what the game was. I did say it a lot. Sorry about it. You’re picking a lie. I said pick the lie. The lie, the lie. Okay. Which one’s the lie? Ah. You gonna have to hurry up. We already did it. We already did it. The lie is. The lie is. It’s gonna be B. There we go. Okay. There we go. I agree. Alright, now. The lie was in fact. B. Yes. Now you have won a Dream Day off to the spa with Maureen. Wow. What was that? Skydiving. Oh, that’s awesome. Wow. Wow. Thank you. For reminding you that it’s a lie. And thank you so much for being here today, and thank you to all of our contestants who are not here, which is just Leona. Um, and to all of our panelists who are so beautiful, I love all three of you. Link Jordan and Jordan, thank you all for joining us today, and thank you all for joining us at home. See you next Saturday for another Good Mythical Weekend. Join Mythical Society for 20% off monthly plans through June 14th at mythicalsociety.com.