Cursing. It’s a useful aspect of the human language, but it can be tricky. Of course you got the real bad words like (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) and (bleep). And you got the softer curse words like heck, dangit, dadlimit and shoot. But what if we could find a middle ground? Yeah, because the harsh words, they can offend some people. And the soft ones are virtually powerless. So today we are pleased to present to you a whole new batch of curse words that strike the perfect balance. Let’s say you stub your toe, now you might say (bleep). But next time, why not try this on for size? Oh Michael Rappaport! What if somebody cuts you off in traffic and you want to let them know that you mean business but you’ve got your kids with you? Why don’t you try this? Hey! Watch where you’re going grandma’s little angel! Say somebody swipes the last slice of pizza and you want to say something nasty under your breath but you don’t want to go too hard? Candlenips! Nice! Here are some other brand new curse words that you might enjoy. Argh shrimpnuts! Why the zune is it so hard to print something here! Huh? Zigazigahh! Tivo! Mother tivo! Oh flappytaps! Binks! That coach is such a groak! Ahh strong female lead! You ever heard of the “do not call” list, you pimstergims? Hey you xanadunger pishwacking low-sodium nedry! We hope you enjoyed it! And if you didn’t, well, you’re just a wig flippin’, boogie eatin’, scrappy doo, son of a soup monger.