Well yeah, that’s why I told him hard cheeses come with pros and cons. Totally! Rhett, your mail. Link, this is for you. Oh god. Well, that is some mail! Yeah, I just signed up for a whole bunch of subscription boxes. Subscription boxes! You know, just something to look forward to every month like birch box or barks box. Oh yeah, bark box, the one for dogs! No, ah, barks box, it’s a box full of tree bark. I don’t know, you can smell it or uh, use it for crafts? Yeah, so you’re saying birch box is not for makeup. No, uh, it’s just got birch tree bark, exclusively. I mean, you know me, I love wood but it just seems kinda… Awesome? No, it seems pointless. Well, I mean, a lot of these boxes, the first month comes at a discount. And some of these are really cool. Okay, like what? Well, nutmeg on the reg. You ever wanted to get nutmeg in regular instalments? No! The bone zone box. It’s a box that simulates an archaeological dig, but it’s a lot easier. Found the bone! Quarterly quarters. This one only comes 4 times a year, but, uh, they sent you a bunch of really cool quarters from around the world. Does it cost less than the value of the quarters? No! They’ve gotta run a business. Time of the month monthly. You get a new watch each month. Ah! Meat mail! It’s a box full of lunch meat. Huh? Junk in the monthly trunk. It’s a box of random items from abandoned storage units. Lucky charms chest. That’s just a box of cereal packaged differently. But it goes perfectly with… milk crate. Indecision monthly. There’s three identical items in here so you don’t have to decide. Tug club. Tug of war supplies. VitaMixtureMedsMate. It’s a box of random unlabelled vitamin supplements of medications. That seems unsafe. Smack dat box! Jack-in-the-box’s box. Oh this is just lunch. Apathy box. It’s whatever. Silly strung monthly. It’s full of silly string that’s already been ejaculated. Okay, I get it! Nostalgia enthusiasts box. They send you six boxes from January to June, and then they send you the same six boxes again. Plugs aficionado. Fun little bedazzled sink plugs to spice up your kitchen life. Two broke squirrels. It has nothing to do with the television show Two broke girls, it’s a taxidermy kit. I don’t know, man. This seems like a lot of stuff that you don’t need. It kinda just satisfies that novelty of “hey I got something new every month”. Well, listen, I got one more box in here and I know you’re gonna like it. The Mythical script box. Every month we get sent a script for a new sketch. Oh, and this one has an alternate ending to this sketch. Check it out! Let’s say “wow, yeah my subscription boxes are pretty cool!”. And then you say? You really are very cool, Link. I love all these subscription boxes and it makes me super jealous. I wish I was as clever as you. My mail is boring and your mail rules. And then I’m pretty sure it says we high five.