
That’s a vibe! That’s a vibe, yes! Yeah, you’re listening to the new Greta Van Fleet? That’s a vibe! Hey! Did you know that Post Malone got his name from one of the greatest power fours in NBA history, Karl Malone? Of course I know that. You think I’m some sort of dorky idiot? Everybody knows that. Cool, yeah! And Post is his last name, pretty crazy! You know that Pink Sweat$ got his name because he wears pink sweatpants a lot? Oh Wow, I didn’t know, uh, that you also knew that. Of course I knew that. Did you know that Blink-182 got their name when Tom DeLonge got sweater fuzz in his eye and it took him 182 blinks to get it out? Yes. Did you know that Glass Animals got their name because their front man, Dave Bailey, when he was 5 years old, swallowed some of his grandma’s glass figurines, they had to rush him to the hospital. Glass Animals, get it? Oh my god! I mean, yeah I did know that. It was a formative time in his life and that’s why he named his band that. Right! Did you know that BTS actually stands for band tuna salads? Yeah, common knowledge. Did you know that Imagine Dragons is called Imagine Dragons because in 2005, Dan Reynolds and Andrew Tullman were abducted by aliens and then the aliens instructed them to imagine what dragons looked like so those aliens could create dragons with their thoughts? Yeah, of course I knew that. What do you think I’m some kind of dorky idiot? I bet you didn’t know that Billie Eilish’s favorite pastime while travelling on tour is to crochet quotes from Disney Channel’s Phineas and Ferb onto pillows. Of course I know that. Everybody knows that. Did you know that Dua Lipa is a anagram for aid Paul? We don’t know who Paul is, but we still send our support. Yeah, I knew that. Uh, I think I knew who Paul is but I’m not gonna tell you. Did you know that Taylor Swift chose her name to spite classmates that made fun of her for being last to turn in her test in school. That sounds made up. It happened. Fake name, Taylor Swift. I knew it, I’m just saying it sounds made up, but I did know it. Right, right! She did make it up. Did you know that Ellen was a member of a band and she wasn’t nice. She wasn’t nice to them either. Everyone knows that. Did you know that Fleetwood Mac is actually one guy, and he’s made entirely of mac and cheese? Yeah, I’m not a dorky idiot. I said it already! Well, did you know that Megan Thee Stallion, whose name was originally Megan Jovon Ruth Pete, changed it because as a child, goblins came through a portal at the back of her grandma’s old furnace and kidnapped her younger cousin, who she was in charge of babysitting for at the time while the adults were at a euchre tournament and she had to follow through the portal into a magical mythical world known as Promethiana, and then she befriended a purple goat named Balthazar and a large burdened man named Borpis, who led her towards the dark kingdom where they had to battle the tallest goblin and rescue her kidnapped cousin, and the only way she was able to escape was through the help of three stallions, who allowed her, her cousin and Borpis to ride on their backs. Bathazar, of course, had been slain in the battle already. But then when she tried to register her recording artist name as Megan Three Stallion, her pen was running out of ink and the “r” was never included. Did you know that? I did… not know that. And I feel deep shame because of that. I’m never gonna listen to music again. I’m only gonna listen to white noise. Well, did you know that the band White Noise originally got its name from…
