Have you seen my keys? No! Ah shoot! Where’s the last place you saw them? Well, I definitely had them on Saturday when I went to get coffee. Uh huh! And I remember when I was waiting for my coffee, somebody told me they liked my shirt. Okay, so you had your keys at the coffee shop. And then? And the person that told me they liked my shirt was Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran, really? Well, I thought so. But then somebody pointed out that it wasn’t Ed Sheeran, it was just some regular redhead. Okay? And the person that pointed that out to me was John Krasinski. Yeah? Yeah! Then me and John Krasinski laughed about how sometimes regular redheads look like Ed Sheeran. I think we’re losing sight of your keys here. Right! So John Krasinski and I immediately hit it off and then we planned a double dinner date later that night with our wives and his wife is… Emily Blunt, yeah. Yeah! And I drove to that double dinner date in Malibu so I still had my keys. Wait, are you just using this keys thing to brag about your weekend? No, this is helping. I really need to find my keys. Okay! So then what happened? Well, John’s friend, Mark, ended up driving us to an after party. Okay well maybe you left the keys at the… Hamill! Mark Hamill, you know the guy from Twitter? And Star Wars, Luke Skywalker? Yes, I’m familiar with him. Yeah, that’s the one. So you left your keys at this party? Well, we were having an amazing time at this mansion in the Hollywood Hills just laughing and playing naked twister. Naked twister, huh? Yeah, Meryl loves it! Meryl… Streep! Yeah, Meryl and I, we took off our pants and gave them to her husband, Don Gummer, he’s a sculptor kind of flies under the radar, loves hibachi. Okay! So Don Gummer, the sculptor, might have the keys. No, because I specifically remember taking my keys out of my pants and putting them on the coffee table where Benicio Del Toro and Guillermo Del Toro, no relation, just really good friends, made a joke about my key chain. What was the joke? It was kind of an inside joke, you know, between the three of us. Okay, right! So then what happened? Well, it would take forever to tell you everything that happened, I mean, it was a long night. Huh! It’s my keys right here, in my hand the whole time. Sorry! Well, I’m glad you got that straightened out. I gotta go call Krasinski, man. He is going to think this is hilarious. Keys in my hand.