
Next! Wait, am I… Dead? Yes! And are you… Jesus? No, no! I’m Peter, but I get that a lot, thanks! No I thought you were Gandalf The White. Oh! No, hold on! Before we let you in, what’s the password? Oh there’s a password? Yep! Is it “password”? Nope! Is it “password” but the “o” is a zero? Yep, that’s it! Alright, come on in! Oh, hold on, looks like you have two-step verification set up. Did you get a verification code? Uh, you know what, I think I lost my phone in the accident I was just in, the one that killed me. Okay, is there another number we can send it to? You know what, just send it to my wife’s phone! Uh, I don’t see her. Huh? I guess she survived the accident. Well, we’re gonna have to send you to hell. What?
