You know, I discovered an entirely new genre of movies last night. Adults only. Uh-oh. Yeah, I wanted to watch something sci-fi and I found this movie called “2069: A Spank Odyssey.” Yeah, that sounds like an adult film. And I’m an adult. So right off the bat, the two protagonists start making love. It kind of made sense, but then they just kept going. And you kept watching. I had to find out if the aliens were gonna attack the ship during the pillow fight. One minor note though, there was way too much leather on set. Yep. It was very squeaky. It was hard to hear anything they were saying, which is probably why I didn’t know why everybody was getting spanked. Oh, I could probably tell you. And don’t get me started with the repairman. Dumbest character ever. Every time he showed up, I was like, “Yes, somebody’s gonna fix the thrusters.” Oh I bet you he fixed the thrusters. No, he never fixed the thrusters. Every time he showed up, he just took all his clothes off. What kind of repairman takes all his clothes off? Do you now see why they’re called adult movies? Yeah, there’s way too much cursing for it to be PG 13.