Ho-ho-hello you wanted to see me. Yeah Santa, come in. Close the door behind you if you don’t mind. I actually wasn’t aware that we had an HR department. Do you know why I called you in here today? To tell me your Christmas wish. We’ve received quite a few complaints about some of your workplace behavior. Complaints? Says here Santa asked this person to sit on him. In fact, he demanded it. Yes. And then you were reported as saying, if you want to ask me for something, you need to put that little tushy right here. And then you slapped her upper thigh. That’s right. The target. So you’re not denying it. Having people sit on my lap, it’s kinda my thing. Someone has accused you of stalking them. You specifically said, “I see you when you’re sleeping, and I know when you’re awake.” Well, if tracking people’s every move and keeping a record of all of their behaviors is considered stalking, then call on me guilty. Okay, there’s also been a lot of inappropriate comments, including, “I know how naughty you are.” “I look forward to going down your chimney.” I do. “Come on, tell me what you like little boy, whisper it in my ear.” I don’t see a problem with any of those. “You’re going to have to behave yourself if you want to see my sack.” It sounds like you’re, you’re giving a job description for Santa. I already have the job. Is this a job interview? These are serious, these are serious accusations. It’s a serious job. You told someone, “I can’t wait to sneak into your home in the middle of the night and eat your cookie.” That’s right. “The magic of Christmas is making Kris Kringle’s jingle bells tingle.” Ho ho ho! Hup! It’s a wonderful saying. You see that, you can’t call people Hos. You just call me Ho three times. The point is Mr. Claus, you’re making people feel very uncomfortable and you, and this behavior has to stop. I’m, I’m sorry if I offended you. All I ever wanted was to slip my Christmas spirit inside anyone I could. Th th that’s exactly what I’m talking about. That you, you can’t. You can’t say stuff like that Santa.