
You on TikTok? Yeah. Kids these days, man. Kids these days. So entitled. So entitled. Always perching at the harbor, sipping up all the seawater. Yeah, always catching prey and storing it in their expandable throat pouches. It’s so disgusting. Well get this, they actually don’t store it in their throat pouches. They just use the throat patches to catch the prey. What’s even the point then? Exactly. Look what they’re doing now. Look at this video. Oh, wow. Of course they’re hunting fish. Let me guess mackerel? Obviously. You know, they barely even feed any more by plunge diving? You’re kidding. Yeah. They basically just eat by just skimming the surface of the water and collecting the fish in their pouch. What, I mean, just because you’ve got an impressive wingspan and webbed feet doesn’t mean you can just stroll through life on easy mode. Yeah and don’t get me started on the plumage. We’re doing it again. Oh, we’re confusing kids with pelicans. We’re confusing kids with pelicans. Gah! Gah!
