They’re saying we’re gonna be without the internet all day. I’m already bored. Wanna do some- Imaginary trick shots? I just banked a ping-pong ball off the television set directly into the trash can. I just banked a ping-pong ball off of a Frisbee, and then it went through a basketball hoop attached to a moving drone. Okay, well, I just got a bullseye on a dartboard from a football field away. Top that. Hold on, I’m getting a call. Of course. I would love to go on tour with the legendary trick shot group buddy, excellent. Well, while you were on your call, I banked a basketball off a high-rise- Hello Detroit! I hope all you Motor City maniacs, are ready for some incredible trick shots. You’re in Detroit? Hold on, I can’t hear you over the sound of the crowd chanting my name. I just spit a pea through a straw right into Jason Momoa’s mouth. Why is Jason Momoa there? Oh, he’s studying me and my movements because he’s playing me in a Netflix sports biopic called, ‘Dink it and Sink it’, one man’s journey to trick shot glory. I think you’re getting a little off track. Oh, I’m sorry Link, could you move over a little bit? The film crew needs more room. Okay guys, come on in. Yep, yeah, right over there’s fine. And Reba, you can sit right next to me. Reba? McEntire, yes. She landed the role as my wife in the biopic. There’s already Oscar Buzz. No. Yes. I don’t wanna do this anymore. Wait, Link. I just lost a giant lawn dart with a slingshot, and it’s headed right for your- watch out! Right in the gut . And in these fading moments, I realize, life was the greatest trick shot of them all. No!